First, try to figure out if the package was delivered by mistake and/or if I'll have to pay for it.
If nothing should prevent me from keeping it - unpack, ask her how the hell she ended up like this.
Take her in and protect her and figure out how she found me or what exactly happened. She's my waifu after all. Not saying it wouldn't be awkward to begin with.
Didn't we have this thread semi-recently?
Fap over her body, ask myself why I am so fucked up, close door, let misato know that my boy hole is ready for her fingers as she fucks the living shit out of me in the most tender lovingly raunchy way possible every single night.
While master pen pen watches with a satisfying look
Don't forget to force her to eat eggs
It depends who's looking.
Slap an apron on her, I could use an extra set of hands in the kitchen.
All it's missing is the "OOUUUGAAAA" sound effect.
Send her back. I must be loyle to my waifu.
Besides, she already got a husbando and his name is moot.