>*knock knock* >open door >see this What do?!

fuck

broken goods, return to sender

Turn the lights off and carry her home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw

>>135801133
And leave a bad review on their ebay!

>>135801084
What kind of a container is this? She better not have gotten into whatever shit I had stored in there.

Offer her some scrambled eggs, like a normal person

>>135801084
Get on the floor and walk the dinosaur, obviously.

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run the fuck away because asuka worst girl

trade her in for superior rei

First, try to figure out if the package was delivered by mistake and/or if I'll have to pay for it.
If nothing should prevent me from keeping it - unpack, ask her how the hell she ended up like this.

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>>135801224
muh anon

Put her back in the robot

>>135801084
I don't remember ordering a used slut on amazon

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>>135801224

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>>135801224
Here you go.

>>135801084
Take her in and protect her and figure out how she found me or what exactly happened. She's my waifu after all. Not saying it wouldn't be awkward to begin with. Didn't we have this thread semi-recently?

>>135801383
You didn't otherwise you'd have gotten Rei.

>>135801084
not Nya, close the box

Give her clothing, a warm hug and ask her how she got in a crate

>>135801084
The fuck? I didn't order that. Also put on some damn clothes!

>>135801084

Fap over her body, ask myself why I am so fucked up, close door, let misato know that my boy hole is ready for her fingers as she fucks the living shit out of me in the most tender lovingly raunchy way possible every single night.

While master pen pen watches with a satisfying look

>>135801084
Shit in the box and close it.

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>>135801479
Don't forget to force her to eat eggs

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Lets procreate.

>>135801415
but anon I submitted a bulk ordered and their is only one here.
You're not trying to cheat me are you

Submit a claim for damaged goods.

>>135801565
But there's clearly two
>>135801408
>>135801415

>>135801084
Where the fuck am I even standing? I wanna go home!

>>135801613
You just rotated the crate you sneaky merchant.
Do you want your shekels or not?

>>135801408
>>135801415
excellent. perfection through years of refining the production line instead of some quirky hipster one-off model.

>>135801543
The eggs come after, but I would never forget the eggs.

>>135801177
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this

>>135801084
Asuka with breasts like that? Fuck like there is no tomorrow.

I understand this is the internet but are is girls in boxes a semi popular fetish?

>>135801084
Asuka isn't even close to that well endowed.
She's the smallest in Eva. Even Rei is bigger than she is.

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>>135801190

>>135801905
I, for one, would appreciate her thermal dynamics on a daily basis.

>>135801084

Do something fucked up.

>>135801224
My nigga.

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>>135801905
It depends who's looking.

>>135801084
I ordered a loli elf.

Send her to the kitchen, since she is now my waifu.

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>>135801084
Slap an apron on her, I could use an extra set of hands in the kitchen.

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>>135802246
All it's missing is the "OOUUUGAAAA" sound effect.

Ask customer service why she's so fucking annoying

>>135801084
Why are you knocking on the door when she was in the container?

>>135801084
Put in burnable trash bin.

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>>135801084
Send her back. I must be loyle to my waifu.
Besides, she already got a husbando and his name is moot.

>>135801084
hold her

>>135801168
kek

pour ants inside, close box.

>>135801084
Throw the content out and take the box home, as it might actually turn out useful.

>>135801084
Send back to moot cause Shit waifu

>>135801084
ask her why she has belly rolls.

Say Hello

>>135801084
Throw it in the trash where it belongs.

Rei is the best.

>>135801084
>>135801408
Put the lid back on the box and then put it in the dumpster. I don't need this kind of shit in my life.

>>135801084
Wonder who the fuck opened my mail and how much damage the shipping fee did to my wallet.

>>135806751
Everyone does when they curl up like that.

>>135804762
moot lost his virginity at 19 to some 3dpd. Invalid.