Beerus doesn't let Goku keep bitches though. It means sometime's he's not around to change his sheets or feed him so last time he caught him at home with Chi Chi he fucked her in front of him, then slapped his sorry ass.
top tier meme right there
>He's shit compared to the ever screaming non-hero monkey man
Goku does Beerus know you're on the internet. Don't you have to go give him his morning blowjob after making him pancakes. Aren't you tired of a gary stu ruling your series from the moment he was introduced. Or your series going further and further into shit as it's corpse keeps being violated for a few bucks more. How do you keep going Goku, when even Krillin has a much better life than your- oops, sorry, that was insensitive of me, I forgot about the laser thing. It's ok Goku, no one's gonna remember how you got killed by a two dollar laser pen. Or at least I hope not.