I want to rape Akebono while she powerlessly insults me, and then while she's there shivering, I announce to her that she's getting scrapped for not even being a good cumdumpster.
Too many sandwiches can lead to disaster
No, not the sandwich anon. Pancakes!!
Or else, bad end for you
that's obviously my cute, little Chino-chan
Who wouldn't want their own loli bacon slave?
There are people in this very thread who will not buy Oculus to stay forever with their waifu together.
I'll buy it when I get a stable source of income
Paying 600 dollars for a headache machine.
Nope, around 600$ here too.
But let's not turn this into /v/
I want to treat Akatsuki to the children's menu in a restaurant
I want to buy her a grown up dress and take her to an elegant restaurant only to have her sit on a kid's chair and eat french fries. I'd then spend the rest of the night with Yamato on a love hotel.
Her heart isn't ready for that anon
>not even kai ni
>I hate poi
No, you don't
Shitpoisters. all of you
That swimsuit is anything but modest.
You're one to talk, Nagato.
Yes, very. Thank you.
Admiral wanted to discuss night battle tactics with her. She got the wrong idea.
What does she mean by that gesture she's doing with her left thumb?
Let's say you've been assigned to command a naval base. You have a choice of
to make a total of 24 ship and 4 fleets like the game. What girls would you want to command and have daily life at the base with?
Another season with the developers missing out on the opportunity for winter seasonal clothes
This will always bother me.
>we need more Battleships with their significant other when they don't have to act invincible in front of the fleet
And I thought
she preys only DDs or Hoppo?
Please don't talk about shipgirls like that
You're one to talk, hotel
Hotel de arimasen!
I wonder how a densest material known to man TTK would fare.
>Kongou hurls and attaches herself to his head
>he just continues to work
>Nagato laying herself bare for him
>he covers her up
>a DD asking him out on a date
>he just pats her head
>Ashigara trying to score
>he just ignores all the hints and speaks as normal
How long until the girls go nuts?
Don't call her hotel!
Feed anon to Midway
Can someone translate それ相方の方? Kasumi was saying that to Arare's くぴぽー and I'm not sure if it's a joke or what.
More NEET grandmother?
Well, maybe no. You could expect more Ta from Walzrj, anyway
Post subs, rate subs, discuss subs, write loving phrases and confessions to subs.
Midway's skin looks so soft, I want to hug her.
Burgers. They solve everything.
Arare's んちゃ tic is the same as Arare from Dr. Slump. くぴぽ is the vocal tic of Gatchan, another character from the manga. It's so esoteric that it's hard to translate.
>write loving phrases and confessions to subs.
itedakimasu before you eat the pussy
>くぴぽ is the vocal tic of Gatchan
Oh, I totally forgot about the Dr. Slump connection, thanks.
Decchi will be decchi, Ha-chan is Danke/10, Shioi is for taking a date to the canal, Iku is someone whom you would never get mad at, Ro/U-chan is decchi's protege.
And Imuya? I need more of this UMI no SNIPAH in my life.
I have a lot of pictures of her, so many that she's broken into my top 6 without me even noticing.
How long until the ride slows down?
>How long until the ride slows down?
Never, she's the new Atago
Ooyodo knows the answer.
If anything, it's only speeding up. Japan can't get enough of her, apparently
I played it once. It's not really gay as people on /a/ said when they often refer to you. The main difference is that there is some sort of Fire emblem style dialogue between units.
Have you considered that maybe, to most if not all of the translators, the yuri works you seem to be fond of are 'worthless crap' ?
Good luck trying to convince them though. More power to you.
Keep in mind this tracks new players registering. It's more impressive how long KanColle's stayed on top with its lotteries and its age. Remember when Hounds was #1 and people were calling it the KanColle killer?
>the yuri works you seem to be fond of are 'worthless crap' ?
Is that why the keep getting translated? Seems like you're the wrong one here.
Gonna' need some facts to back up that claim. And even if it were true, I highly doubt that such a reason would warrant the translations that you so desire.
As I said, good luck convincing those translators.
>Remember when Hounds was #1 and people were calling it the KanColle killer?
I do remember a couple games being labelled as such, but I don't remember Hounds being one of them.
Hey, I'm just stating a possible opinion of the translators. I could be wrong or I could be right but that doesn't change the fact that a lot of translators here don't do yuri. Whatever their reasons may be.
If your yuri doujins are getting translated, good for you then. That means somebody's translating them. But then that raises the question: Why're you even bothering convincing the translators here to translate them when obviously they don't want to in the first place? There are already people translating them.Go spend your energy asking them not wasting it here.
As I said, good luck convincing them of your views. More power to you.
Ok, I just need the answer for this: just who is the best girl of Kantai Collection?
It's not a very well known fact, but it's actually Shouhou.
That girl who died in the anime?
Is Daijoubu the softest?
I want to hug it
not even difficult
I want me and Haruna to rub our bare feet together while we cuddle.
Hiei. The cheapest way to create biological WMD.
>implying that blondes are ugly
Redheads are way uglier
certain fans insist that she's cake. She isn't even look at her 30s yet. What so old about her anyway? Just askin'
BB would be Yamato, right? Historically she had the best chef, hotel and all that.
It's the best food, you might not be able to eat it but it's useful in combat.
The anime potrayed her as a cake, I guess that's canon now.
They have the spirits of the ships, they're not the ships themselves, but rather personifications of them, if that makes sense
Well yeah, technically. Not the appearance and mannerism tho'
I'm not happy about it either, don't know if the whole "Ashigara is a cake" started before or after the anime.
According to Isokaze, Tanikaze is a great cook and surprisingly adept at looking after people.
A best anon. Dont lie to yourself. Embrace it
CL/CLT - Kiso (She taught curry to Maru-yu)
CT - Kashima (Sandwich) or Taigei (SS's foods)
Oh, and, CVL - Zuihou (Tamagoyaki),
You mean best. Dont worry anon, I can tell.
I know your game, anon. You just want me to post more Arashi images.
I'd like her to start cooking my seed in her baby oven.
BATERs Laser-class are too strong, they would one-shot our girls from nodes away. We would only be able to use submarines.
>Final reward: Yamato Kai 3 blue print with anti-laser coating
>you will never fall asleep with Prinz' breasts as a pillow
Well, you're just late to the party anon
Even if she were real, I'd be too busy falling asleep on her ass to try that.
>I don't remember her being cute
All girls are cute.
Say something bad about this ship.
>Highest armor out of the carriers
>saying cute or flirty things about the shipgirls
>dumping cute pictures of your favorite shipgirls
Isn't this thread just /c/ though?
/c/ pretty much only dumps images, while here on /a/ we take time to mention which boat we would like to fuck or marry, and say trivial things about other boats. Nice digits btw.
I think she'd hit you back just to see your reaction...ot she'd make a coffee for her
Post kanmusu you suddenly and belatedly realized are very sexual.
It took you this long? All three members of the Agano class are pure sex.