>you will never be as alpha as 8man
>can't even get the first girl he talked to to be his friend
Why was Yui so pissed off by the fake confession? I know why it pissed off Yukino and was hurt (him demeaning himself to protect superficial relationships of shitters, him just hurting himself, taking a shit on the one thing she thought they shared, betraying her trust and goodwill, etc.). He saved Yui's group of friends.
Because he confessed to one of her friends.
>not nearly close enough
I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN
IROHA OR DEATH
So, why didn't Yukino let him kiss her?
She told him to think about some else's feelings for a change and cried. One could imply that she was upset by the fact that she tried to reaffirm it wasn't a real confession. That shouldn't translate into how it affected her though.
Cunts like Hayama are alphas; the leader that everyone follows and wants to please.
Hachiman is an omega; they don't care for leaders or leadership, are resourceful and self-reliant.
Yui was in love with Hachiman already, that's why the confession really hurt her and made her cry; she was really telling Hachiman *please think of how I feel*.
She is going to wail like a siren when Yukino gets him in the main canon; ANOTHER series seems like her ending though
both of them have no experience in such things; they're the kind that would have to have love confession, time spent talking, then holding hands or hugs, etc.
You know, not like American sluts for whom sex is like a handshake.
What are you talking about, first girl he confessed to wants to be his friend now, and give him valentines chocolate.
Were they jealous of 8man talking to their Yukino?
Yes, even more hilarious in LN, Yukino starts to walk away with Yui after saying "let's take this elsewhere", and turns around to tell Hachiman who was still seating, "you come too". Those Yukino-worshipers glared daggers at him
I don't know what you are smoking but she constantly insults, pokes at him like a bitch and doesn't take him seriously. It is a pity friendship if not nothing else but what do I know, I just watched the anime. If she gets better and actually respects the guy, then more power to Hach.
force of gravity is really weird on a cube, gets lighter near edges and lightest at the corner. Walking near corner feels like 50 degree slope.
Majored in physics and guy I know was superman fan and did the messy integration
back to oregairu, most bizarro thing is in picture
There is a niche of Japanese porn where strangers meet on a train and have sex but no one seems to notice since they're facing the other way or reading a paper. Yukino just did a soft porn version of that where she took her leggings off for a couple minutes and put them back on, just for Hachiman to enjoy.
Oh, and before anyone asks, a friend told me about that kind of porn. That's right, a friend. He's a pervert.
Character songs released: http://www75.zippyshare.com/v/UweHCrgw/file.html
Is it NTR if I hang out with her every week and
I want to lick Yui's belly button clean
Orimoto is the definition of 3DPD
>haha, that fag confessed to me
>2+ years later
>wait, he is surrounded by hot girls
>he is interesting now :^)
I wonder if she would let 8man do it.
She would let him do so many things, or do things to him if he was too shy or unwilling
Why are you still here? Just to suffer?
While it's not certain whether or not Yukino will win, it is confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt that Watari is a Yukino-fag.
Then again he's also a kouhaifag so it could go either way.
And thus the perfect girl was created.
Watari is actually a Komachifag.
Please lord, I need this end.
Claim your genuine
Asshole not giving me the option of my genuine.
She couldn't think of a better way to get 8man's attention.
Isn't it? I remember anons posting screens of it showing that
sensei was the bad end that you got if you went after no-one else, and was also the shortest. Similarly to the teacher from MuvLuv
>anime is my mental help
there was girl that did that to me constantly in high school, even would grab cookie out of my lunch and run away and then make faces at me as she ate it. Guess what, she didn't hate me
She did obliquely confess to Hachiman after thanking him for fake confession keeping her clique intact, but he lightly rejected her. You can see the hurt on her face for a couple seconds, first side than front view. Hachiman does draw the girls that like a dark cynical badass
Yukino was deeply hurt, atmosphere in club horrible as Yukino sat like zombie with fake small, Yui dreading going into club to act cheerful the whole time, Hachiman sad and wondering how he could put things back together. Moral: don't fake confess in front of girls who care about you (Yukino not in love yet at that point)
She just treated him nice but he misinterpreted her actions. She pokes fun at him but in a "holy shit that sorta shy and lonely guy in middle school who had a crush on me is now an hilarious edge lord, I wanna hang out with him now" kind of way.
No don't actually try justifying her autistic behaviour. A lot people develop crushes for a person they never spoke to and want to confess to them they like them so they can get a date.
Laughing at them is the mindset of a person who is a retard. Reject them sure but don't laugh at the courage they took for the confession.
>Reject them sure but don't laugh at the courage they took for the confession.
>expecting middle schoolers to be an adult
Have you seen kids? They're massive cunts. Always were, always will be.
This. Also the person who's doing it matters, if it's the loner who's always just sit in the corner of the room not saying anything, it's 'socially acceptable' to laugh at him.
Cunts sure but retards they are not. Would an anon who got a confession of a girl really laugh at her face the next the time they saw her? No. They would awkwardly do small talk and move on...nothing more.
She seriously doesn't respect him as a man anon and laughed at his confession like it was a child's play thing.
>Would an anon who got a confession of a girl really laugh at her face the next the time they saw her?
Yes, if anon was in his top social circle and the girl who confessed to him was the lonely fat weeb.
>No. They would awkwardly do small talk and move on...nothing more.
Don't have kids, you'd be severely disappointed in them.
>She seriously doesn't respect him as a man anon and laughed at his confession like it was a child's play thing.
Who hurt you anon
Holy shit, what a shocking revelation!
2nd season was where the issues hinted at in s1 were brought to light. the whole work is about common problems people have that cause problems in a social group, and ways people deal with them. Of course many anons wouldn't like that sort of thing, like looking into mirror
Yeah, that's great and all, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't still be funny.
More cringe and dark humor would have been appropriate if they wanted to go for a less lighthearted feel.
I remember the days before season 2, when these threads were actually good.
I just marathoned both seasons of the anime.
It was fun to watch, but I still have no idea what the hell they were talking about through half of Season 2. Not sure if happened on a bad translation, bad adaptation or it was like that in the first place, too. Like, half the stuff they say in monologues seems only tangentially related to the problem, or just is too vague to get any information out of. I get the overall gist, but I pretty much have to rely on body language and reactions for that.
Also, the whole Episode 13 of Season 2. I have no idea what the hell it even was about, beyond the fact it somehow concerned Yukino's passive character and harem angting about the fact they're a harem, or something like that.
Or maybe I'm just too dumb to get it. Can anybody explain what the entire last monologue was about?
Those are what I lacked. I'm a simple man; all I need to be satisfied is an edgy musing, followed by scene where the protagonist is shown to be a bit of a hypocrite or loser, so I end up not taking it too seriously.
Not too much or a loser, though or it veers into painful-to-watch territory.
This guy gets it.
Only sensei can teach us what it means to be genuine.
>Wanting Megurin to suffer the genuine.
Fuck off 8man.
When is 8man going to stop being a massive slut? He leads Yui on something awful, with Yukino he sorta leads her on and flirts with her saying all the right things (as of late), he lets Orimoto flirt with him, he gave Ebina the impression they would work good as a couple, his edgelordiness has attractive that nutjob Haruno, he tells Saki he loves her and now she has a crush on him, and he the mountain of bullshit he does to Iroha to try him.
That's the thing, I tried to read between the lines, and found nothing there. And now I'm not sure if it's because I'm retarded (and I'm kinda retarded at reading between the lines), or if it's because what was written between the lines was retarded and I just ignored it.
What doesn't help is that it certainly isn't the original source or the original language, so I can't be sure message wasn't just diluted either.
Uh, I'm probably thinking too hard about it. It's probably what it seems.
The first season was pretty straightforward, after all.
8man tries to be batman. Yukino gets mad. 8man confesses to Ebina. Yui gets buttmad. Everyone gets mad. 8man is a sperg and doesn't even change his behavior. Everyone gets more mad. Some Yukino family trolling. Yui and Yukino rivalry. GENUINE. End.
Well, yeah, I figured out it was kinda like that, probably, but the things they were saying about it didn't make much sense if that was literally what happened.
Well, whatever, I guess.
>Season 3 is a romantic comedy with an edgelord
Saki will take matters into her own hands
by making Komachi Taishi's sister in law
It's funny how it works too, at first I liked the "deconstruction of the romcom genre" thing it had going, but now I've grown too fond of hachi人 to let go.
Was this Watari's plan all along?
Keep doing that to me and I'll...
I'll not just hit ya this time, I'll divorce you
>makes a girl that is sexy and adorable and a fantastic waifu
>make her irelevant
Watari is a fucking moron.
Here's lunch. I made you a bento lunchbox since you said you like home cooking more. Let me open it for you.
It's a traditional Japanese meal.
F-for me? Fine, I'll take it I guess. Don't think this lets you off the hook m-moron
Yukino, stop coming to Angel's Ladder. Can't you see she won already?
>implying 3DPD have binary answers like "hate" or don't hate", and not depended on multiple variables and is pretty much on a slider scale like those of a Korean MMO waifu character creation.
Which one does he love? How much has he thougt about it?
Oh hey look guys, he's a loner. A loner that can solve all the problem on his school. A loner with multiple girls with close intimacy surrounding his life.
The pandering is too much. How many fools that reading this thinking "oh the mc is exactly like me, hmm yeah I hope I got paired up with one of those girls that want my dick"
After going though multiple romantic snafus in highschool and college involving half the women in Chiba and still a edgy loner, he meets her one cold winters night on a walk and they hit it off.
Imagine how awkward it would be attending those meetings.
One girl doesn't talk the whole time. Andwhen she does it's only to insult you. Second girl is a bimbo who can't shut her face except when she get's sad for the stupidest reasons.
Obviously bait but incoming blog...
While I don't relate to 8man's disillusioned edgelord status, I was a loner myself in high school with the occasional one or two autist friends. Even then, girls actually flirted with me (most likely because of my "okay" looks) to the point that it was pretty jarring for me and some of my friends since we're usually not the type to interact with such girls. This isn't just me getting a random "hi" rather they're actually the popular/sporty girls trying to get my attention, showing interest in my hobbies, and even forcibly pairing up with me for class activities. Incidentally, much like 8man, I was autistic enough to also think "muh genuine" at the time so I rarely "gave back" to the hot girls who really tried their best to socialize with me.
So while there's obviously some artistic license that's done to make the story/characters more appealing, just because you're a loner it doesn't mean girls wouldn't necessarily want you (though I guess being somewhat sociable and decent-looking helps).
No she idolizes Hayama like most girls; that alone makes her unworthy. That's the thing wrong with Iroha too, pursuing the Hayama who has no feelings for her and who does not value having specific relationship with a girl.
>Implying people can't grow out of crushes
Is there any reason 8man doesn't just marry off already? What's he waiting for? He gets along well with practically all of the girls. Given his power as a protagonist he could have any one of them he chooses except Yukino whom he can't be friends with.
Yes, your typical cute popular girl who acts bitchy but has a soft side. She's Yumiko with an extra dose of bitchiness.
She's nothing like Yumiko, Sagami is actually really insecure and not soft at all.
She's easily manipulated, easily depressed, and just wants to be with her friends.
Yukino is goddess-level, she's been manipulating everyone even the world itself.
Haruno was being manipulated before the story even began, Yukino had only been acting weak the entire time which is why Haruno never noticed "she had always been like that", Hiratsuka was played by Yukino acting like a loner making her think if she tossed in another loner(8man) with her she could fix them both, Komachi was the easiest to play all she had to do was be a bit motherly towards her.
I see. Her powers are greater than I thought.
But I know her weakness.
Is he taking responsability?
Does anyone have the link to the Iroha pastebin? I mean the first one with all their interactions/novel text.
Sorry if no one is helpful and the best time to have asked these questions is back when the novels were getting translated 2-3 years ago or any time before s2 aired. I'll try to help you out if you're still here.
Why does he feel inferior to 8man? He's handsome, athletic, could fuck nearly any girl he wants too and yet he feels inferior.
ships the Yukino X Hachiman
gives Yukino very tough love to follow no one and be her own person
she's good but like a drill sergeant that is going to make you hurt in training so you don't bleed in battle
Actually she seems old-fashioned about that particular thing, told Hachiman and Yukino "but no screwing!" after saying it is good for Yukino to be dating. Those very rich upper caste girls are supposed to be virgins so they can be married off for high stakes bargaining with other rich families. But considering how Watari ended one novel with Hachiman and Yukino type character, maybe the HxY will "color outside the lines"
nice pic but then I noticed it's a golf course and now I'm hoping best girl doesn't get hit
>Knows that Yukino always does the opposite of whatever she says
>tells him not to screw 8man
Yes I know, that series was much more focused on the relationship between not8man and notYukino though and it wasn't completely out of nowhere because it's only 1 volume. Yahari has a huge viewerbase and has already set the tone for the series to be serious and not lewd, so there would definitely be a backlash if there is a sex scene. And with the way he wrote the sex scene in Qualidea, he'll probably make Yahari's equally as underwhelming.
Doesn't have one, only a twitter.
>fav realistic chance girl
Reminder this is the ONLY good choice
Komachi and Yukino a cute and best.
Tobe is the only one immune to her charms so he's obviously the one who's going to get her.
thats because she shows him no charm
He closed down his old account
Here you go.
I'll never forget when Iroha magic became real
No. Am I the only one who thinks it is slutty that she gives him coffee like she does? She is trying to act cute to get on his good side as if she didn't have ulterior motives with Hikki.
In loving memory of Yukino Hikigaya
6th January 1997
8th June 2023
A prideful wife and recent mother now resting safe and at peace
She found her genuine in the end with her married teacher
I just hope it's something Watari was thinking about when he thought about writing a spin-off Oregairu LN.
I just want to see 8sensei take her out for ramen
I would love to read Yukino's internal monologue
>self gratifying nonsense
>tl;dr about 8man's eyes and genuine
>explanations about how tits are not a big deal
>tl;dr about Pan-san and cats
>Haruno is a shitter and mom is unpleasant
Because Hayama is creepy as fuck and has probably some dirty secret he can't tell to anyone. Ironically, he's jealous of 8man because he's GENUINE in being a piece of shit,unlike him.
Hayama can go fuck himself
if he dont want to change and repent from being alpha
8man will raid their supposed wedding and steal off the bride
Died during childbirth. She lives on through what she left behind.
Sometimes it's best not to ask too many questions
>Rumi age 22 and a teacher in elementary school.
while Rumi is on her way home, she saw a girl (looks like komachi) crying alone outside the gate of their school.
she asked why she is crying.
the girl replied that she's heart broken when her single dad mailed her that he will pick her up knowing that his busy and tired from work.
Before Rumi replied she saw 8man, she smiled and said "im sure your dad will find a fine woman and make the both of you happy".
Rumi look into 8man and said "it's been a while hachiman" with a big smile.
>Before Rumi replied she saw 8man
Had to read this a lot of times just to find out the "single dad" was actually 8man.
> "im sure your dad will find a fine woman and make the both of you happy".
and that this meant that Rumi is willingly gonna marry 8man
In the LN. Volume 6 when 8man is searching for Sagami.
He played with her pure maiden heart. Pic related