Monster musume thread

I did.

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2nd for Papi is best girl.

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Darkbeast Paarl is still the best girl

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Does this count as twintails?

What if it was revealed that Cerea was actually two girls with a crush on Kurusu, working together in a centaur costume so that they could live with him.

>>135737630

It doesn't, you cheeky fucker

>>135737675

Right, and Bina is full of keebler elves piloting her body like a gundam.

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>>135737745
I wonder...

>>135737745
I thought you said her body was full of kibble.
All I could think of was Polt following her around with her nose to the ground behind Zombina before launching forward and gnawing on her leg.

Have we figured out what Kurusu's Job is?

>>135738702

Curator of large mammals.

>>135738790
But miia isn't a mammal
And papi's tiny.
Then we have a spider
and a fish

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Is this why Draco kept running away and hates men?

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Slow thread. Did you guys know there's a "Facehugger" girl in the next Monster Girl Quest thing? How horrifying.

http://mon110.sakura.ne.jp/mong/top_mon100.html

>>135739244
If that thing doesn't plant a cockburster into my penis that pops out when I'm fapping and then starts singing "hello my baby", I'm gonna be disapointed.

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Needs more pictures of Lala in winter clothes

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>>135739410

>>135739244
Everyones asleep anon. These extra monstergirls that keep coming are gross.

>>135739474
I want to take a walk with Lala, holding hands through the park as it snows, before warming up by the fire with some hot chocolate.

>>135739561
That's why I post them late at night. So there isn't that big of a shitstorm. I figure those of us still awake could share a giggle at the ridiculous designs some artists come up with.

>>135739607
Does the facehugger grown into a full blown xenogirl?

>>135739666
Don't know, the preview pictures on the site don't show anything like that.

>>135739607
Well, good on you for posting this shit late at night. Doesn't cause any shitstorms.
I don't like any of the designs and which to keep it from getting too weird. I know I'm already on MonMusu generals 24/7 but I don't need anything that looks like some degenerates twisted sci fi character

Bike Cop beach episode where BC is ogling Mako's abs, so she takes his hand and places it on her stomach getting him to feel her perfectly sculpted shark body, causing him to get a boner, to which Make tried to give a chumjob but is shut down by Bike Cop who has a heart to heart with her about how much his life sucked before he met them and he doesn't want to do anything to lose them.

>>135740569
Go fuck yourself.

>>135740569
Nigga you gay. BC fucks that bitch raw.

>>135741083
Bike cop harem orgy doujin when

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Do human males love big tiddies? Mine are quite okay proba- Marne-la-!

>>135741273

>All the girls keep coming on to bike cop even more strongly than usual
>Keep on doing it over and over again
>Finally he snaps, gives a long speech about how sex is against THE LAW, and if they really loved him they'd also love THE LAW
>The girls all morph into Doppel
>"Good work Officer, you passed your scheduled inspection. See you some time next month."

>>135739244
That's gross f.am

>>135741011
>>135741083
I'm sorry anons. I just love some nice, tender emotions.

>>135741419
Fund it.

>>135741593
>>135741419
Stop with this bikecop bullshit.

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>>135741656

>>135741656
Good luck getting the bikecoppers to leave. All the characters are canon even if the fanfic obviously ain't.

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>>135736713
By the way guys
This is a gift from me to you
Felices Reyes

>>135741760
>All the characters are canon
No. Species are canon, but characters are not.

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>>135741759
Iris a best

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Why is she so perfect /a/?

>>135741760
Just like all the NTR doujins.　－３－

>>135741804
By the way no one cares.

>>135741804
is it bad if I fap to someone's gift?

>>135741830
Because you can literally throat fuck her.

>>135741656
No.

>>135741825
Funny way of spelling Mako

>>135741830
Her being a total nympho beneath all the social anxiety and chuuni. Also best legs and best eyes.

>>135742095

Lala's best feature is her heart

>>135742113
She has a big heart

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>>135742113
>>135742146
correct

>>135742146
FOR ME.
She's mine.

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>If I post her 100 times she will become relevant.

4/100

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>>135742277

>Lala goes to Miia for advice
>Wants to confess to Darling her feelings for him but doesn't know how to do it because of her social anxiety
>Miia has known him the longest, so Lala figures she might be able to help
>Miia says she doesn't know what it's like to be in her shoes, but the best advice she can offer to Lala is to be herself
>Later, Lala musters up all the courage she can and goes to confess to darling
>Being herself, she says it in the most chuuni way possible
>Once she realizes he has no idea what she's on about she runs out of the room crying from embarrassment
>Miia was watching from the next room, a sly smile across her face
>"All according to keikaku."

>>135743114
Keikaku means plan?

>>135743148
TL note: Keikaku means plan

>>135743114

>Miia accidentally hits Darling on the head and he regresses to his 14 year old self
>He ends up hopelessly enfatuated with Lala

>>135743222
>Lala is secretly a shotacon
ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

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>>135742095
Now anon, Mako is great. She's second best.

Iris still a best

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Literally perfect

>>135743379
Literally who?

>>135743379
I want to hug her until her head pops off.

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Poltposting in a monster thread!

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>>135743413
Literally best girl

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I want to have puppies with Polt!

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Do we really have anything better to write other than Poltposing, Doppelposting and Lalaposting? I mean, isn't it kinda boring by now?

Why can't we like uh... Teitopost?

>>135743536
Well, all of the ones you posted are still better than fanfic bikecop posting

>>135743536
What about bikecopposting?

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>>135743536
Polt is the best, so posting more of her will never be boring

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Spooder

>>135743536
>not saying about snekfags
Jesus you snake fags are gullible

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>>135743582
>don't make me draw Polt being disappointed by /a/'s quality

It's time for yetis. Miti saikyou nura!

>>135743536
Would you rather we post whores pussy and snakeshit?

Oh wait we post that every thread too, how about that.

>>135743627
Would you eat Spider's butthole?

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>>135743630
>snek

That's a serket FYI.

>>135743683
>implying I'm a snek/ponyfag

Moving on.

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>>135743696

yes, if she had one

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>>135743536
I want Binaposting

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>>135743643
I welcome all Polt OC
Do your worst

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>>135743536
I'm gonna Hitomi post instead.

Cos Hitomi a best

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I'm gonna post my favorite girl just to trigger the autistic anon

>>135743753
I didnt imply you were, i was just saying what the alternative was.

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>>135743763
Where does she poop from

>>135743536
Even more literally who? status.

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>>135743821

Girls dont poop, silly

>>135743874
I want that finger in my urethra.

>>135743891
That sounds painful.

>>135743928

I see what you did there.

>>135743928
Only at first.

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>>135743891


That DOES NOT excite me

>>135743874
It's like the Thunderdome in there, only, two men enter...no man leaves.
Rated R.

>>135743960
It does me.
Get good.

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Someone mentioned something about 3d printing a few threads back.

I'd just want a little desktop cowtits, or just get a knockoff of the figma venus.

>>135743928
He's a big guy

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>>135743980
Spider is for pure love-making only


also gentle femdom

>>135744065
Sounding falls under gentle femdom!

>>135744065
>femdom
What's it like being a faggot?

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>>135744107

I want Spider to sexually harass me, how it that gay?

>>135744166
you are a beta faggot

>>135744177
Cool comment, Alpha Dog!

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>>135744177

/fit/r9k/ please

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Who wants Spider to sexually bully them?

>>135744305

I want to just cuddle spider, with neither of us having to worry about hurting each other.

>>135744305
I'd like to see her bully one of those smaller jumping spiders.

>>135744305
Not me.

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>>135744305

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I wanna snuggle with Lala all night long

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>>135744026
I want a desktop Hitomi

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These threads have either become more sexually tame since the last time I was here or maybe I'm getting too old for this shit

>>135744467
As the injuries rack up, dangerous waifus sounds less like a good time, more like a death sentence.

>>135744467

What's more your level? I want Rachnee to cut off my balls and shove them inside her?

>>135744222
>No skull on her butt
Literally the worst Rachnera

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If manako closes her eye is it a blink or a wink?

>>135744661
http://exhentai.org/s/dc656e733e/698006-10

>>135744714
Both.

She bwinks

>>135744305
I would rather Zombina go rough on me. Dominant tomboys are a thing of magic.

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>>135743440

>>135737056
Oh my. That blushed Doppel.

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Hows the new year been for you so far, anon?

>>135745129
New

>>135745129
It's been eye opening.

>>135745129
terrible and bad

>>135745129
Unemployed for the second year in a row.
But there's a MonMusu game, which is fine i guess.

>>135745298
>Unemployed for the second year in a row.
I know that feel

>>135745129
Same as last year.

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Doppel is the Superior Girl

>>135745339
I have a suspicion that her true form is going to resemble ika.

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>>135745388
Probably will be something Cthulhu-esque.

>>135745388
I have a suspicion that her true form is going to resemble typical landwhale from tumblr.

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>>135745502

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>>135745388
Primest Wench

>>135745129
Still drinking

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>>135745339
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!

> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?

Dear /a/

Let me present you with:

Papi porn: http://imgur.com/a/M0rqb

>>135746278
Thanks m8
you are just over week late

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>>135737630
>>135737675
Threadly reminder

>>135741759
Did anything ever come of that pack of Cop fanart?

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I want to marry this snake.

>>135746774

Crab's remaining tight-lipped so it's an even nicer surprise when it becomes canonized next chapter.

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>>135746796
I want to eat this snek

>>135746278
>putting the egg in her butt

The absolute madman.

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>>135746840
WHAT A THRILL

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aren't you guys getting bored of posting the same things over and over and over again?

>>135746278
> tfw papi forgets she had sex with you

>>135746890

I was. Thats why I invent new things to say.

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>>135746840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx76RGHbfms

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>>135746890
Doesnt really get old when drawfags have new stuff on an almost threadly basis.

>>135747232
>Underboob with short tight skirt

My dick cant handle.

>>135747341
Rach does not need a skirt

>>135743643
Has there been any artwork of this beauty yet?

>>135747397
It doesnt matter, Short black skirts are GOAT and /fa/ as fuck.

>>135747232
I meant the marry this marry that, eat snek and whatever shit.

>>135747446
Tell that to Smithfag then

>>135747397
>Rach does not need a skirt
What do you mean by this?

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After tons of procrastination I finally got the Alarune to something presentable and now I never want to look at it again.

>>135741804
I'm late, but I love it Nayaa.

Is smisu a virgin?

>>135741804
Hnnnng very cute.

Any chance you'd like to touch up the chin line?

>>135747212
Make the cow bigger

>>135747504
Who needs a skirt when you have giant pedipalps covering your pantsu

>>135747537
I don't think

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>Letting the thread fall so far

>>135745129
Smooth so far but i ain't lowering my guard yet

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>>135748655

>>135747645
But imagine being under that skirt with those pedialpaps pushing you into the pantsu

>>135746830
Bike Cop is becoming a saint? I knew that this was a Christian anime board but still.

>>135749321

I can only be so erect anon

>>135746774
Fortunately, nothing. Crabman can't outright say that he doesn't like it, so he just pretends that this shit didn't happen at all.

level with me, /a/. is this show anything beyond fap fodder, or is it just more haremshit?

>>135749588

Well, that's depressing.

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>>135749751
It's *funny* haremshit.

>>135749751
It makes me laugh also. I like some of the episodes that don't feature my favorite the most, but she's under used anyway.

>>1>>135749751
It's funny haremshit that's got heart

>>135749751
Well. It tries to ask some serious questions about co-existence, non-human biology and such. And then completely disregards itself and become funny haremshit.

>>135749817
>>135749911
>>135749927
well, hell. i like funny.
>>135750002
i can dig this.

thanks /a/.

It's a rare harem where MC doesn't suck and there's a waifu for everyone. Plus monster girls I dunno what else anyone could want. The uncensored blurays are a thing of beauty.

>>135750108
>>135750108

I have to agree with

>>135750002
Also on the non human bio stuff. When they go to the gym, for example, they have to heat the water so the Snek doesn't get too cold and pass out.

>>135750109

>what else anyone could want

Full frontal nudity of the non-Cerea girls.

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Why is Cici so best? I love her

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Hello, I'm in love with Spider

>>135750501
>Second best hips
>Second best legs
>Second best genki
>Second best hat

>>135750546
Hello, get out.

>>135743753
God I'd like to see Crabman do a scorpion girl. The designs from the game just feel so bland.

>>135750501
>dem thighs
>ponytail
>outfit
>second best hat
>baggy eyes
>sleeve blades
If only she wasn't so limber and actually needed to hop around then she'd be perfect

>>135750501
I want to stick my DICK in between those thighs.

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>>135750717
Excuse me..
but LALA has the best thighs

>>135750501
Imagine falling asleep in her arms and when you wake up she's too stiff to let go

>>135750801
Imagine her yelling at you in chinese when you refuse to go with her to the fujo convention.

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>>135750787
So why do you feel the need to point that out?

i dont get it, the anon just expressed his wish to stick his dick inbetween the zombie's thighs, and you, unprovoked and with no reason replied to him to tell him that Lala has best thighs.

Why would it matter? He never made it about competing in the first place.

This is why i dont post any Lala anymore, until the bandwagon leaves anyway.

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>All these shit lords whipping their dicks out to dead chicks

enjoy your cock-rot

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>>135737056
I want to hear Zombina go ohohohoho.

>>135750884
They're only dead on the outside and I want to warm up their metaphorical heart

>>135750884

>cock-rot

That's not how it works, faggot.

>>135745129
I live every moment of every day in unimaginable pain follow by brief moments of less pain.

>>135745129
Pretty shit.

>>135750662
>>135750672
wait, who has the best hat?

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>>135751287

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>>135751287
Darling and Miia.

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>>135750664
>>135750546

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Why does Cerea keep mentioning her body temperature is high? It's only 38 C(101 Fahrenheit), that's only 2.4 higher than a average Human's. Would it even matter?

>>135751489
Probably nothing, but I know in humans that 2.4 degrees could be the difference between life and death.

>>135739244
>Monster Girl Quest
>horrifying
this is not a shocking development

>>135739244
its going to take years for that to get translated so im just going to forget it for now.

>>135751489

>keep

Did it come up more than once?

>>135739244
what the fuck

>>135743114
>to be in her shoes
oh you

>>135751489
A few degree's more and you'd be dead, guy. I bet her insides are nice and warm too

>>135751489
38*C is quite a fever for a human. Enough to cause delirium if prolonged.

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>>135750501
> capable of sleeves-holding
> knows tai-chi
> cool breakdance skills
She is best

>>135743114
>>135743222
> Miia accidentally hits darling on the head
> Darling goes to sanzu river
All according to keikaku

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>>135751489
>Tries to sound smart
>Too fucking dumb to realize the human body can actual become damaged at any temperature above 102 and the brain can even cook

>>135752068
I don't care about any of that
I'm in it for the thighs.

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template for a mug

>>135752232
>Follow the teachings of our lord and savior Jizzus
>Fill cup with cum
>Mero is now swimming in your cum

>>135751942
>>135752014
So is it more likely that her horse half has the high temperature?
Or is it the Human half?
>>135752180
>implying that I want to sound smart
>implying it wasn't just a simple question
>a simple question that has no outside knowledge that even a middle schooler would know

I was just wondering why it would matter if someone was to hold her. A human of course would be in trouble with that high of a body temperature.

>>135752336
>spic

>>135752374
> swimming in cum
Disgusting

>>135752394
Well the Hypothalamus is found in the brain, so it would be equal human and Centaur half.
Also temperature is like first grade, Sponge Bob.

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>>135743114
>>135743222
>>135752152
I'd be so damn happy to see Cerea and Lala going doing chuuni stuff with darling

>>135752374
What would Mero's cum burps be like?

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>>135752637
>>135752374

>>135752637
like a fish

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>>135752610
Dungeons and Darling.

>>135752610
> chuuni lala & cerea
> lala says something in chuuni language
> cerea understand because warrior
They both could get along so well senpai

http://i.4cdn.org/ck/1452107812781.jpg

>>135752857
I like how the torso is facing the wrong side

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>>135752857
Delete this heretical post

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>>135752590

>>135752857
>ck
I really want to know how that image is relevant to cooking

>>135752819

>Pour Cheetos and Mountain Dew into Suu until she can DM for them

Miia says darling
papi says boss
Rach says honey
mero says beloved
cerea says milord
suu says master
What does Kimihito says?

>>135753187
m'lady

>>135753187

cumdumpster?

>>135753044
Its from fullyrawkristina. A vegan youtuber.

>tfw you will never be abducted to be a tribe husband by hot sneks.

Why live.

>>135753389
But how would I watch anime if I'm stuck in a tribe fucking all the time?

>>135753389

>You will never be greeted by a cute dullahan who wants to be with you for eternity

Why die?

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We need more OC

>>135753187
Nothing.

Because he's being smothered.

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>>135753536
You first

Drawanons, please draw young Mako wearing braces

>>135753590
But I can't draw anon, at least not good enough

>>135753465

I would trade anime for that in a heartbeat. Sorry anon, but thats just something I couldn't pass up.

>>135753389
>>135753491
> you will never be spooked by Nyarlathothep true form during full moon and drives to madness

Why exist?

>>135753536
>tfw wanted to spend all of last night and this day drawing monster girls
>even drank two huge energy drinks so I could stay up until 6 am drawing
>my back started feeling painful to the point I could do nothing all night except lay in bed paralyzed and stare at the ceiling, unable to sleep

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>>135753638
Never stopped me

>>135753701
Take care of yourself senpai, we do not want to lose a drawfriend

>>135753701
take care of self first, draw later.

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>>135753751

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Help! There is a spider in my bed!

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>>135753751
This pic never gets old

>>135753918
Spooderman x rach doujin when?

>>135753776
>>135753811
I'm pretty sure this is going to pass and my life is in more danger from me committing suicide.

>>135753971
Take care of that then! Remember, you can always like, change your name and move to france instead of off yourself.

It's the only final decision that you can't revert/change/effect.

>>135753971
I'm in solidarity with you.

>>135753751

>Been working on a picture for two years
>There's still ~20 things that look wrong I know how to fix, and countless more I don't.
>Tell myself yesterday that I'll fix up the arm proportions today, then just post it.
>End up not touching it.

Maybe tomorrow.

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>>135753389
>no snek wife to come home to everyday after work

>>135754166
Get drunk and publish it then never look at it again, that's what I do.

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>No snek husband to cuddle up with at night
Life is suffering.

>>135754316
> snekboy will never exist in monmusu universe

>>135754403

Just get an eel merboy.

>>135754403
Like i said.
>Life is suffering

>>135754167
It will never not hurt.

>>135754477
Somewhere TF eye's just shot wide open as she realized this possibility for the first time.

>>135750501
>zombooty game is off the hook

The rotting and toxic preservatives in the zombies is a major turn off, but that pleasing plumpness in all the right places is so alluring.

>>135753187
Spine crack
Blood splatter
Choking for air
Drowning glub
Head crush
Asphyxiation scream

>>135754582
>Lala wins
>FATALITY

>>135754631
Who?

>>135754631
You got that backwards it's fatality first THEN Lala wins.

>>135754700
>Implying she didn't win from the get-go

>>135754582
then Lala's happy

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Lala literally have all the best features
How is this even fair over the other girls

>>135754902
She's a cold, clammy ghost.

>>135754902
All girls are best. But Darling is the best

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>>135754962
True

>>135749751
It's funny, the characters are endearing, and rarest of all, there's no worst girl. Just different kinds of best girl. There's no over-arcing story or anything like that, it's a slice of life, doesn't take itself seriously, and all in all is just a lot of fun.

>>135754962
I think darling is a pretty cool guy.
Eh he punched delinquents and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>135755262
>You will never one-punch delinquents to protect your waifu's honour

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I was just recently pretending to be a little girl online and some dude wanted me to roleplay snake for him. I know you're here

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54573131

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>>135755691
Jesus.
That's why you don't (E)RP in the first place, mate.

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>>135755807
Sweet Jesus.

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>>135755807
She's too pure for this.
Please stop.

>>135756135
im not seeing any nipples there

>>135756216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEkL3aAEljg

>>135756272
I got the refrence anon but with nipplesless boobs the joke doesn't work.

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>>135756145
Maybe was Lilith. All isn't lost.

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>>135754944
>not regularly fucking a frozen fleshlight straight from the freezer

You gotta be ready for whatever life throws at you, anon.

>>135756431
>fleshlight straight from the freezer
Ice-hymen.

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I caught the moon today
Pick it up
And throw it away all right
I got the perfect steal
A cleaner love
With a dirty feel all right
Fall out and take the bait
Eat the fruit
And kiss the snake goodnight

Common ruse dirty face
Pretty noose is pretty hate
And I don't like
What you got me hanging from

Let your motor race
Pick it up
And get this mother gone
Out from and far away
The wooden stake
This thing has got me on

Diamond rope silver chain
Pretty noose is pretty pain
And I don't like
What you got me hanging from

>>135755807
>MMXVI
>Having to sign up with websites to look at naughty pictures

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>>135756763
You're on /a/ and don't have a pixiv account?

>>135755691
>I know you're here
Come one dude just RP with me for an hour

>>135756978
Doesn't matter. It's MM-fucking-XVI.
It should not be required to sign up with shit to look at porn.

>>135756978
thats exactly right

>>135756978
also do not have account.

>>135756978
I go to 4chan precily because I don't have to log in to post,
if a website requires a log in I simply dont use it.

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>>135754316
>>135754403
>>135754477
>>135754533

DID SOMEONE SAY MONSTERBOYS?!

>>135757548

NO

GO AWAY.

AWAY
W
A
Y

>>135757548
Go away.

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>>135757548
pls go

>>135757548
Ayyyy

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>>135757548

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>>135757568
>>135757597
>>135757622

it is too late

>>135756978
Of course I don't have account. Why would I? I would be almost as bad as having a DeviantArt account or worse.

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>>135757548

>>135757685
How do you think a male Lala would look? Breastplate instead of corset? Riding chaps?

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>>135757685
YOU PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT

AWAY

AWAY.

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>>135757548
She has been summoned!

>>135757744
Codpiece.

>>135757938
You see what happens when you abuse the summoning spells! You end up summoning an Eldritch abomination or Doppel!

>Tfw tempted to draw a trappy as fuck monster boi to get on TFs gud side

>>135758093
You're already on my good side, sweet anon.

>new year's eve
>monsterbros partying it up
>getting drunk af
>sweetheart is just kind of chilling with a beer, watching them argue / party
>birdbro and slimebro playing some wii sports
>centaurbro admitting he'd fuck a trap BUT HE'S NOT GAY
>snekbro trying to get on sweetheart's good side by offering her more drinks/snacks
>mermaidbro enjoying coffee with spiderbro, who is fucking wasted and can't stop making scarves for everyone

>>135758226
>>centaurbro admitting he'd fuck a trap
That poor trap

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>>135758226
>Tf's face when i apply my hip math to a male frame

>>135758226
snekboy sounds like a straight up beta.

>>135758306
>goosh_goosh.webm

>>135754119
>>135753971
>tfw once bet my life on a traffic light
>if no left turn signal, I'm killing myself
It's a nagging thought but I'm working on tuning it out. MonMusu helps!!

>>135758226
>mermaidbro
A what?

>>135758382

I've done a coin flip before. Don't like thinking about it. Someone got me these mango's on Christmas, and I had a close friend die the day after Christmas from brain cancer, so this helps get my mind off it. Its nice.

>>135756341
Well they didn't show them in the show. Gosh.

Tf please stop with the gay shit thanks.

You know the next time people get pissy they're gonna bring it up.

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>>135757548
I'd be y-your monster boi.

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>>135758540
>Implying you don't fantasize about being loved by handsome monsterboys

>>135758355
>snekbro is first to arrive
>totally dotes on sweetheart all the time
>tries to sneak into her bed
>she kicks him in the groin and shoves him out
>sweetheart is deceptively strong
>tries to cook, fails
>tries to clean house, fails
>tries to do laundry, fails
>sweetheart has to enact a "snekbro does not do chores" rule much to the unhappiness of the other bros
>snekbro is good for morale though, he generally gets along with the rest of the bros
>unless the other bros are trying to get with his sweetheart

>snekbro enjoys teasing centaurbro about him totally being gay
>snekbro also enjoys playfully teasing shy spiderbro

>>135758642
Oh I do every single day anon. Its just that shit like this >>135758649
Is no bueno.

*Ahem*
https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterBoy/

>>135758649
Its not gay if the balls don't touch, and even if you lock eyes, you can say "no homo" and its not gay.

>>135758649
This sounds like massive NTR, specially if Smith Bro ends up banging darling.

>>135758093
>>135758325
Do it.

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>>135758765

>reddit

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>>135758325
No fuck that! Do more thick hip Cerea, she got the booty!