ITT: Characters with abilities you would want Hard mode:

Tailred

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Half of what I love about this nigger is his super powers.

Always armed even when empty-handed, can create his own reality, nigh-infinite options, versatility and strategy > raw firepower.

UBW would be awesome.

>>135725078
Absurd superhuman strength.

Doesn't matter if its mediocre like Sakura or being a god amongst men like Saitama I just want to punch buildings and make them explode

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>>135725078
I'd say Accelerator's but his requires calculations exceeding that of several supercomputers.

So I'll go with pic related.

>>135725191
>reality marble
>no reality warping
Also he requires a ton of mana to do what he does.

>>135725283
Do RMs really count as reality warping? You're copypastaing over what's already here, then deleting it.

And I don't see what point you're trying to make with the mana.

I want to turn into a cute grill at a moments notice.

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This isn't even a contest.

>>135725388
>You're copypastaing over what's already here, then deleting it
What?

Yes they count as reality warping. Duh. They replace the world (Gaia) with your own perception of it. That's pretty basic reality warping.

My point is that Archer doesn't actually have that much prana. He has enough for like 5 minutes of UBW by himself. He's pretty shit without a master.

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>>135725078
The GOAT ability.

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>>135725283
>Clearly a fun/joke thread
>Time to be srs and a know-it-all

Can we have threads like this without the obligatory faggot only sitting around to take it too seriously?

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I just really want to show off, no superpowers or anything.

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>>135725462
>No fun allowed!
Stop being a little faggot

>>135725485
>being this butthurt
Cry some more.

>>135725424
Didn't this guy survive the universe exploding or something? Fucking OP

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Can I have a heart transplant that doubles as a monster-killing super weapon now, please?

>>135725562
>Called out on being a faggot
>Let's try to say something funny now to blend in

transparent/10

>>135725602
Until you're on a train car with a bunch of fat chicks

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>>135725562

>the universe exploding
No? Just a volcano exploding and deep space.
If you're talking about Jorge Joestar novels, they aren't canon, but he survived the universal reset and basically became God.

Still, being able to literally become the perfect being would be amazing in a standless world.

>>135725643
I mean the reset that happened at the end of part 6

>>135725516
Honestly this, I'd play in the NBA and be rich.

Could fund anime by myself.

>hard mode

Saitama. Flash + Hulk is broken

>>135725562
Found the no fun fag

I want to be able to 50 sento, but with a real gun

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>>135725681
Yeah, read my post, it was never confirmed nor denied he survived the universe reset.
But he stopped thinking, whatever that means.

>>135725135
This

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Being a wind mage would be fun as fuck

Shohouko Misaki's power.

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A powered up body, a long lifespan and the ability to talk to breasts? Best combination.

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I want the ability to cause havoc for my own amusement like Yoshii.

>>135725590
>tfw nobody remembers this anymore
For shame /a/

I want to be a door.

>>135725730
I think he calcified his brain since he can manipulate his body to whatever he wants.

>>135725865
>expecting immediate replies in a 33 post thread

>>135726002
No, my point was that it rarely brought up on /a/ as a whole, and it's in the OP threads at best.

>>135725905
that was a good doujin

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>Teleport anywhere
>Have shit go through you at your will

Top tier ability

>>135726028
Bad anime good manga

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>>135725905
I want to be a god.

>>135726120
Eh anime was okay, except for the last 2-3 episodes which went, well, I can't even express how retarded.

>>135725905
>>135726072
I can think of one where a girl becomes a fridge, but not a door.

>>135725078
Nice has a pretty neat power, but I'd prefer Art's. You could just steal Nice's anyways.

>>135725814
I know you want better than to die like a dog in the streets shortly after

I want to be biribiri

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I want to be able to communicate and receive data through kissing.

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Mostly to show that I should be able to get more shit done.

Goddamn it Smoker, it's so hard being your fan.

>>135726411
I find that pretty trick to use.

I would be content with Wolverine's healing factor. Fuck colds, for real.

>>135726586
inability to get buzzed seems really kinda shitty though

World Rejecter. Then we can find out once and for all, if it forces a harem upon the wielder, whether they want one or not.

>>135726411

You'd be dumb as hell, then.

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>Super Crazy
>Devil Trigger
>Style Changing

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>>135726733
>mfw you get a harem of really fat sjws

>>135726891
a harem can't be a harem if every girl is one with short pink hair, piercings, fat tumblrites

at least of one of them has to be best girl

>>135726963

Its going to be the trap.

>>135726757
Not as the only way you fuck.

>>135727079
>This is what they other haremettes have been plotting since they gotten together

>>135726891
>>135726963
No, a harem can't be a harem if it's 3d. I had to check for a second that I was still on /a/.

No Fiction, I turned your no reality warping rule into nothing.

>>135725191
>Hard mode: no reality warping
>Second post is reality warp

>>135727175
Anon, this is a thread about us 3d acquiring a power from 2d. You can't not talk about the 3d in this thread.

>>135727245
You don't have to choose hard mode or nightmare mode in these types of threads

Just means you are a casual

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>>135726411
Fucking lezbot.

Also I want to be a magical girl and stop time.

>>135727263
But harems don't exist in 3d. So the power would either be void, or amass you a 2d harem in 3d space.

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I think ｢All-Fiction｣ would be fun

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>>135727234
The abilities name is called "All fiction" not "no fiction"

How can you want an ability and don't even know the name of it

If you had X-Ray vision, would you see through your eyelids if you're trying to sleep?

>>135727311
When time is frozen, so many possibilities open up.

>>135727345
Because I just woke up and the last time I've read Madoka Box is 3 years ago.

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>>135725756
What a chatty dick, do /a/ really like people who talk so much?

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>>135726411
but you will never get to use it.

>>135727332
>But harems don't exist in 3d
So you think harem is an anime term. Interesting.

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>>135727384

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I think physical enhancement magic is pretty damn cool.

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Alucard too stronk.

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Turning into a living lightning bolt is the coolest power, prove me wrong faggots.
>speed
>M*A=F
>lightning and wind magic attacks
>a shitload of other useful spells
>power up girls with a kiss to form the ultimate harem army

>>135727702
He was also miserable and hated what he was, Seras had the whole superhuman thing without the self loathing

>>135727570
The concept of harem in anime context is very different from traditional harems though.

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>>135725191
>>135725388
Fucking secondaries.
Anyways. Pic related powers. Being able to create spare copies in case you die and lullabying your opponents to death sounds rather fun.

Invisibility.

>>135729480
Character? Google isn't helping me.

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Let's go with Chougasaki's Encounter. Seems handy and not so dangerous as to cause a significant portion of the world to come after me. Alternatively there's my other tied for first ability of Kotodama user like Tachibana Tsukumo or Kotoha

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Gotta go with Oxygen manipulation

>>135725078
>super speed

Dat shit's generic, yo.

How about power copying?

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>>135725078
Infinite Dick growth

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>>135725078
Fuck hard mode

>>135725905
>>135726327
Im thinking one piece

>>135730602
That and the Jacket one were hilarious.

>>135730297
It's a shit power when the only person with powers in the world is you. There no one to copy.

>>135729966
Spirit Gun, or full demon mode?

I want to be One Punch Man

>>135732070
fag

I'd love to have a clone like Sakon and Ukon feom Naruto, only that I can control both.
They would take turns going to work and sitting at home.
Also Sex would be nice.

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Whitesnake is better with similar effects, but fuck it, this is cooler.

But really, any ability relating to manipulating a person's mind would do for me.

Similar to nuruto's shadow clone where my clone will be a wageslave while i stay in my room being a NEET(i dont mind heavier energy consumption when using that power since i can sleep in the bed when i get tired.

PLUNDER

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only if i could use it without glowing blue eye lenses though

>>135725078
>fist of the nose hair

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I'm just gonna go all the way man
maybe win some lifting competitions to pay my way through grad school

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>>135733697
You can plunder all you like, but you'll never get his heart dearie.

>>135729881
Carol from Symphogear if you havent figured it out 3 hours later.

Infinite currency to fuck over countries.

>>135735022
Which character has that ability?

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Crystal generation

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I hate her personally
But I've always had a hard on for cryokinesis
Disclaimer I do not like esdeath just her power is kinda cool

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How much do you think people'd pay to finnaly know what its like to feel what the opposite sex feels during sex?

>>135725078
I always wanted to be a hero when I was a kid, and defeat my enemies with one punch.

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>>135738079
First I want to know what my own sex feels during sex.

>>135725078
Pic related

>>135733775
But the cool eye design is the best part of that ability.

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Alchemy seems like a fun craft.

i want that one slut from raildex's heightened sense of smell

to be able to inhale the feet pits and slits of my surrounding area

dear lord

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i would like to be as cute as killua.

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Does his stand's powers count as reality warping?

I mean, he is pulling identical Valentines from other dimensions

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I want to grant people wishes.

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>>135725078
I want the power of smiles.

>>135725078
I wonder why his power didn't work. Moving at those speeds either should've broken his bones, or turned his fists into bullets.

Any character that can produce shadow clones capable of physically interacting with the world around them. I want a gangbang with myself.

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>>135738245
Like warm pie.

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One of the best MCs.

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Having ultimate luck would be pretty neat

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This is all I really want. Immortality, regeneration, and an audience.
It would be sugoi.

>>135739123
This.

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>>135741103
THE JUICE

I'd probably want to be a decently skilled ninja from Nardo with sharingan but before it became "lol hax God powurss love hurts edgy flame spam" just the three tomoe-d one with no mangekyo. believe it

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>>135741511
sorry to say, but it's not as strong as you think it is

>pic related it's me

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>>135725078
>ability has limited range for some reason
>has to activate it again whenever he leaves said range which happens like every two seconds
Shittiest super speed since Burger-kun.

>>135741869
Never said it was, I just like the amazing sight it gives and it looks cool

I wish I had an ounce of control over my erection.

>>135725078
Unrelated to the thread, weren't some kind of OVAs and a SD series coming out from the Hamatora project?

And yes I would love to have Nice-kun's Minimum. I've been doing suicide sprints for three years for the purpose of triggering it

>>135742030
I don't even get how Burger died.
That tree should have theoretically done him in, as opposed to the ice pellets.

>>135742679
Growing out of puberty helps. Now stop outing yourself as underage and fuck off.

>>135725078
John Cena odds killer power

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When reach 500 years you do, be this swole you will not.

>>135725905
I want to be able to punch people so hard that they turn into doors.

>>135741111
>ultimate luck
>rolls quads
You're lucky enough.

>>135725078
Fuck there was a character who had like the exact superpower I would want but I can't remember who it is. Gotta go look for them.

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The ability to create pills out of nothing and give them custom effects.

Like a magical sex change pill

>>135725078
fridge transformation

>>135743321
Impotence is a heavy burden.

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I want the ability to make people and myself happy

>>135748101
you already have it

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>>135725755
>>135725135
This

>>135725078
Reality warping, I'd then warp reality so your hardmode is "only reality warping".

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>>135725078
This is all I need.

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Show was meh, but those illusion abilities could entertain me forever.

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I want to be the ONEE-SAMA

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Getting anywhere I need to instantly would be so fucking useful.

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Ultimate edge. A deadly shadow crocodile, which created all other monsters, lives in my body.

>>135749206
That ending left a terrible taste in my mouth.
it was like vomiting all the episodes back

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>>135725191
Can I make hot chicks appear too from my visions?

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Do these eyes count as reality warping?
if not,I want em

>>135749284
First episode was awesome.
The two episodes featuring that jaw-like ground monster/giant tunnel turtle where also awesome.
Then the first episode featuring the kagewani was awesome, because the gun girl was platinum cute.

But then yeah, the rest was just rough to get through. Ending didn't bother me so much, because I really liked seeing the asshole rich guy die

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>>135749429
>hot chicks
You mean EVIL chicks

>>135749477
Yeah, gun girl was the only enjoyable thing out of that episode because sincerely the sudden introduction of magic monsters ruined all the buildup the series had until that point. there was potential for something nice at least, using for once science monsters like it was common back in the day, but they fucked up

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>can fly
>force fields
>can pilot via remote control
>can make Ode to joy play in the background
>esoteric knowledge

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Why would I want a power when I'm already perfect?

>>135749774
>super gay
>>135749795
>virgin forever in every possible universe

>>135725078
The ability to fuck anyone's waifu before they can.

>>135749847
I want his powers, not to suck Shinji's dick.

>>135749896
All his powers derive from the fact he's homo for Shinji dude.
well you can always dress him as Nadia I guess.

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I just want to be an eternal little girl.

>>135750132
Or Noriko

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>>135750189
I'd prefer to be reborn as one.You wouldn't appreciate it unless you were a man first

>>135750233
Noriko was too thick. Shinji needs a three months carboidrates therapy to get on her level

>>135738902
Best antagonist

>>135740836
D4C is your answer. If wondering if it would be possible for Valentine to have sex with female versions of himself.

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ABSOLUTE
ORDERS

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>be awesome at gaming
>have a harem because you are so fucking good at video games
The Dream.

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Because Spider Man...

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King's unparalleled skill in video games

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eating and not gaining weight

>>135750537
It doesn't work in real life unless you're korean and pro.

The power to pull a penis off a man, thereby turning the man into a woman, and put the penis on a woman, thereby turning her into a man.
I forgot the name of the manga where the mc has that power

>>135750636
what the fuck

Any teleporter

>>135743310
When moving fast enough, just about anything can become dangerous. He essentially ran into the rain fast enough for them to be like bullets and pierce him.

Nasa has problems with microscopic particles hitting the shuttles at several kilometers per second.

>>135750537
The price to pay is being an unsufferable person that everyone but MAL users hate. if you think you can resist from self destructing yourself

>>135726074
Lille Barro did it better.

>>135748991
>you will never be a muscle wizard

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I think it would be fun. Plus he has a spaceship. Translation never

>>135750903
29 year olds and muscular. Just give me another 7 months

>>135750903
>Muscle wizard
You got it wrong, I want his power to meet Caster and make her fall in love with me

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>>135741111
You already have that, wish for something else.

>>135750968
>Still wouldn't have the skills to kill men.
Why live?

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>>135751085
I'm a lover not a fighter.
Pic related my waifu

>>135750581
>max skill at vidya
>max luck
>max bluff
>max intimidate
King truly is a god tier hero

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The Iron-Fist of Justice!

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>>135751085
If you kill enough people, you'll be a hero

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Fighting powers are meh. I want something that I could play around with in everyday life.

Top tier:
Teleportation
Mind reading
Shape shifting
Regeneration
Immortality

Actually, midway through this I realized the best I could possibly think of.

>>135725078
Any hentai MC, unlimited cum is my dream.

>>135751397
>Fighting powers are meh
>posts Chirico
removing a control device planted inside a cyborg with a bouncing bullet WHILE the cyborg is trying to kill you piloting a fucking five meters mech is not fighting power enough for you?

>>135725424
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>135751611
The power of being bald? I have it, its not too great sincerely.

>>135751618
Probability altering genes, fast healing, and an extremely quick brain and reflexes are useful in everyday life.

>>135750609
>eating and not gaining weight
>mfw this literally happens to me

Must suck to be a fatty

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Can I be a fat man in a nukige or does that count as reality warping?

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>>135751180
he also has the financial capability to keep himself alive.

>tfw we will never be like King

>>135726411
What happens when she kisses a penis.

>>135751751
>dat S-class demon
Sauce me ASAP sarge

>>135741111
Like, how?

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>>135751823
Daremo ga Kanojo wo Neratteru.
she's just a fat girl in morrigancosplaybut she sure sucks like a semen demon

>>135750636
Isn't that the plot to the h-manga featuring Bob Sapp?

>>135751971
Thanks man, I'll put your data on good use.
with my pOnOs.

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>>135725078
CC Code is enough for me.

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Having his power to dissecate and cut literally everything, and still maintaining the victim alive is a pretty cool ability. I would be the most efficient doctor on earth, thats for sure

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The power of DETERMINATION.
Also includes undefined lifespan and regeneration.

That undefined MAIN CHARACTER power that soaks you in wet pussy, style, and fate points.

>>135752294
>the power of becoming filthy rich and famous with comics despite not being able to draw nor tell a story
yeah I'd like that power too

>>135751799
I could do without the heart attacks everyday.

>>135752172
>>135752294
Good luck not becoming a lab rat in some shady research institute.

>>135743716
Yep.
Comes close to reality warping though

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>>135752197
You need this

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>>135725078
To be able to ad-lib alright-ish

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>>135725078
Sento's fairy magic gun summoning from my sleeve

>>135725135
>>135725135

>>135753164
>Comes close to reality warping though
That's what the concept of Qualia boils down to anyway.

Body swapping .

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Does Instant Transmission count as reality warping? Everyone's made the point that his IT just makes you instantly appear where you want (as long as goku's sensing someones chi as an anchor) and that time/space doesn't matter?

If I can't have IT then just gimme the power of a SSJ tbqh family

>>135759131
>>Instant Transmission only
>>can't sense chi
What's the point?

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>>135725078
>Hard mode: No reality warping
Fuck you.

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>>135725078
god damn we got a lot of edgy faggots in this thread.

>pic related
>dynamite throwing

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>>135725078
You know whats the most underrated power? True metamorphosis, people arent being creative enough about the stuff that you could do with that shit.

>>135725905
Stop posting Makoto, Elizabeth will not save you.

>>135761650
>doing anything other that becoming a tentacle monster

Ability too see things from different perspective. Like seeing around corners, bird-eye view, etc.
Being able to speed up my perspective so I can better analyze things happening is also great.

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>>135725135
This.

I want to become a cute girl with the ability to travel to any universe. That includes 2d universes. I also want to have a ‘everything will be daijobu’ where everything will be daijobu around me. So I‘ll be able to live as a cute 2d girl having cute adventures.

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This guy right here.

The idea of a silent fingergun is so amusing it's great. You can even pick how powerful the shot can be
>Handgun tier
>Railgun tier
>Fuck you tier
It's perfect.

>>135757308
>make girls cum by tripping
>have a harem including cute alien princesses, bioweapons, literal magical girls

>>135760346
I feel like the distance you can travel while not being able to sense chi is still fairly worth it, although not having the chi reserves or focus to maintain many jumps would be a drawback.

I think i'd rather just be able to have ki manipulation in that case. I'd be able to fly and shoot ki blasts, run super quick, and probably be able to meditate more efficiently.

Ars magna.
Could make S3 in seconds.

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Somewhat questionable usefulness, but it's an interesting ability.

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>>135725078
WHY IS THE SECOND OP OF HAMATORA SO FRIKEN GOOD?

>>135739123
Tath Shit never have other season - Turn down for wath

>>135741103
Overrated shit he is a fagot he need visual novels to fuck

>>135749117
Stop that shit suck

I really want the mangeku sharingan! It's like 100 powers in one susanoo, teleportation, warping material long distance. etc. etc.

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>>135725078
Literally the best powerset, you're OP as fuck without being too competent or capable and you still have weaknesess so you can still have excitement in you life.

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Not really anyone powers but just Nen and then having the capacity of doing whatever weird shit I could with it
Well, maybe being a specialist class though

>>135768532
>you still have weaknesess
Not if you search for the red stone of Aja
Then you're basically a God

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>>135768928
Or, you know, just obtain [HEAVEN].
Also, we have no idea if the stone would work on a vampire.

>>135761650
Depends. Can you only use the atoms already in your system? Or can you add and remove atoms at will?

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>>135725078

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>fix what ever the fuck you want

Despite the fact I can't heal myself, this ability would be useful as fuck. I can fix people's shit and jew them out of their money, even heal people who have been hurt by accidents. I'd abuse it.

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Always loved Kuwabara's ability to create spirit weapons and constructs.

>>135726416
>Two cigars
Jesus christ, how much nicotine does a man need? At that point you should just start chewing tobbaco. Like just eat a whole tin why don't you.

>>135772160
Well he's made of actual smoke so I think it has less to do with the nicotine and more to do with the fact that he is breathing in smoke.

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Honestly, I would love to have his powers. Speaking to ghosts, being leagues above everyone else in terms of raw power, and if I get the spirit of fire I will always be set. Also I can survive space lasers. I might not be able to read minds like he can though, since you apparently have to be really lonely to do that.

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I'd like to have abilitities like hers.

>>135750609
I'm super power

>>135773623
L O N D O N
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Power to make portals out of thin air

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Expected to see a lot of jojo here, i'd get king crimson. but you'd have to be pretty quick thinking to be good at using it in a lot of situations, at least your only confirmed weakness is GER and he's a scrub anyway so fuck him.

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>>135753550
What do you mean?

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So uh, how fast is a SPD stat of 10000000?

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Idk if you can call it reality warping.

But becoming one with the net would be a lot of fun.

>>135750636
Because I like you anon.
Sentou Hakai Gakuen Dangerous

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Beam spamming, super speed and invincibility all in one.

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>>135727342
Came here for this

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Shapeshifting, of course.

>>135766596
Cant use it if you're poor

>>135781570
I think choosing to gain the power of money sort of implies that you get a lot of money.

Or even better, if you literally have the same power as money, meaning you can purchase stuff and convince people to do things with your power as if you were paying them, but you don't actually give them anything. The "power" of money without its physical form.

>>135781105
Ah I remember this. Bitch was best girl, her 'reveal' in particular was hilarious.

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>>135725078
If immortality is not on the top of your lists you're doing superpowers wrong.

Anything else can be acquired with enough time. Although additional powers from the get-go are certainly nice.

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I've always wanted super strength.

>>135782074
Immortality is literally the worst thing that could ever possibly happen to you.

>>135751171
>his waifu is a desk

>>135782165
if life is so bad, why don't you just kill yourself?

>>135782214
Not that guy but being immortal means that eventually you will become trapped in a living eternal hell underground, underwater or maybe even space.

Kotoha's language creation is both practical and powerful, and requires enough studiousness to stay in shape.

>>135782214
The fact that you can't even realize what I'm talking about shows how stupid you and everyone who would want to be immortal is.


Living isn't bad. Living FOREVER is the worst thing I can imagine. Your earliest problems will of course be everyone you know and care about dying. No matter who you get close to you will always outlive them. There's also the risk you get stuck somewhere. If you fall into some crack in the ground and get wedged between giant rocks 1000 feet underground nobody will ever find you, all you'll just be stuck there for a long ass time. Of course whether you get stuck or not is pretty irrelevant, eventually earth will no longer be able to support life. You'll be the only living thing left on the entire planet. But even that will feel like paradise compared to what comes next, because eventually the sun is going to go supernova and explode, destroying the earth with it. And than you'll just be doomed to float alone in space. For hundreds, thousands, millions, billions, trillions, quadrillions of years, never ending, because that's what living FOREVER means, all because you're some dumbass who couldn't think anything through before wishing for their super power.

>>135782214
>If drowning is so bad why do you drink?

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Having the ability to turn any kind of object into a waifu would be the best.

>>135782378
>Your earliest problems will of course be everyone you know and care about dying.
no friends

>eventually earth will no longer be able to support life.
the goal is obviously working towards space exploration

>cause eventually the sun is going to go supernova and explode
our sun is not heavy enough for that, it'll only become a red giant and burn earth to a crispy state

>>135782314
you obviously make copies of yourself to avoid such traps if such technology becomes available. you only have to be careful up to that point, i.e. a finite amount of time.

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>power to make harems out of any female in his view
>some magic and shit too

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Monogatari vampires seem pretty based, if you can deal with the Sun and the whole "eating people to survive" thing

>>135782639
God you're fucking stupid. I predicted literally every single response you'd make. I knew you'd say "hurr I have no friends I'm an edgy lone wolf" which makes me really wonder why you want to live forever to begin with, I knew you'd make up the "durr I'll just invent space exploration no problem" as if you're smart enough to even repair a car, and whether it's the sun or something else the earth is going to eventually be destroyed, no planet just lasts forever.

And where is this ability to just make copies of yourself suddenly coming from? Whats more how do they even help? You're still stuck. Who cares what the copies up to.

I seriously hope you actually get your wish granted, and that googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex^googleplex years from now you think back to this conversation where you told someone to kill yourself for warning you not to wish for immortality and regret with every fiber of your being that you can't kill yourself now.

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>>135782915
Found him.

>>135782940
>be exposed as a dumbass
>u-ur autistic!

It's so crazy to think you have no friends.

>>135782915
>I predicted literally every single response you'd make.
sure thing, Lighto-kun

>>135782882
Damn, do you have that screen without the text? Looks like a fucking good wallpaper.

>>135782998
I honestly did though. I knew while I was typing out the "everyone you care for dies" that he was probably just going to say he doesn't have any (Which I'm still wondering why he wants to live forever then). And that he'd just pretend humanity will invent sci-fi space travel and exist forever as a way to pretend he wouldn't eventually be completely alone in the universe. Admittedly the part about earth wasn't spot on, I figured he'd just stick to the "well i'll just leave earth in my super cool faster than light infinite fuel space ship" to get around it, but either way the earth won't last forever.

But really though, does he get that just living forever doesn't mean he can spend the rest of eternity in his room living off autismbux and shitposting on 4chan like his current life?

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>>135725078
I COMMAND YOU to suck my dick until it goes limp and other assorted fun.

>>135783103
>Which I'm still wondering why he wants to live forever then
friends are your only reason to live?

>And that he'd just pretend humanity will invent sci-fi space travel
>super cool faster than light infinite fuel space ship"
nigger, please, i never said that. Why would you need FTL if you live forever? You can take the long road.

>does he get that just living forever doesn't mean he can spend the rest of eternity in his room living off autismbux and shitposting on 4chan like his current life?
people change, yes. but given infinite time even a lethargic sloth can get things done.

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>>135725078

did someone say character? here's mine.

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>>135782074
>Be immortal
>Hope you also don't age and are invulnerable, spending eternity as a mangled mess of flesh would kind of suck
>Hope you're immune to all diseases and cancer inevitably infesting your entire body
>Hope you never get noticed by any group with power who turns you into a lab rat
>Hope you're okay with never being able to form a significant relationship as the freak who never ages and will outlive anyone they ever meet
>Hope you're okay with everything you've ever known muddling together as the memories grow fainter with each passing decade
>Hope you're okay with gradually becoming unable to communicate as language drifts over the centuries
>Hope the standards and conveniences of modern society aren't disrupted by war, disaster, shortages, famine, plague, nuclear holocaust...
>Hope you can deal with the day you become the last remnant of the human race
>Hope you get off this rock before the oceans are vaporized by the expanding Sun in a few hundred million years and the rest of the rock being consumed by in a billion years more
>Hope you can keep yourself occupied spending unfathomable eternity drifting through the void of space
>Hope you run into a black hole so time dilation makes the heat death of the universe feel a little faster

>>135732640
On the same topic as Rohan, as a drawfag id rather have his speed drawing technique. Fucker could keep up with the schedules during the time acceleration during part 6 ending.

>>135783289
>friends are your only reason to live?
No I just know that being a friendless loser and being miserably depressed tend to go hand in hand. I see no reason to assume differently of you. And really though, I genuinely want to know why you even want to live forever. I'm guessing it's just a fear of death that you're too stupid to think about rationally.

>nigger, please, i never said that. Why would you need FTL if you live forever? You can take the long road.
Well first and foremost you should stop assuming space travel will exist AT ALL. Because it very likely won't. And if by long road you mean just floating alone, where exactly do you think you're going? You think it'll just be a short nap and you'll wake up on some alien planet and have some cool adventures and just keep doing that for eternity? Because your odds of hitting anything at all while drifting through space are nigh-infinitesimally small, and only grow smaller and smaller as the universe expands and the finite amount of matter and energy within it become more and more spread out.

>but given infinite time even a lethargic sloth can get things done.
Even if you could change and become a motivated person (which I seriously doubt) whats all this talk of getting things done? There won't be any "things" to get done. You'll outlast everything else in existence. It will all crumble and fade to nothing and you'll still be there. In the void forever.

Frankly I am 100% you're just too stupid to comprehend what "forever" means.

>>135783503
Don't even bother bro. He's far too dense to think about any of that, and will just make up a bunch of other super powers as his excuse for how he'll avoid those problems.

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Was it ever in doubt?

How has this not been posted?

>>135783503
>>135783585
You two are trying to be a monkey's paw.

I posted a specific character because I am very well aware of various negative consequences of specific forms of immortality and obviously intend to avoid those.

Keeping up with changing things obviously is necessary. If IQs are creeping up you need to get smarter too unless you want to be treated like some stupid curiosity in the far future. Hint: A lich can work on INT buffs.


>You'll outlast everything else in existence. It will all crumble and fade to nothing and you'll still be there. In the void forever.
That's fairly defeatist. If you assume that all life will end you might as well kill yourself right now because nothing you or anyone else will ever do will have any lasting impact.

>I'm guessing it's just a fear of death that you're too stupid to think about rationally.
Not really, I just want to see what happens.

>And if by long road you mean just floating alone
I did not.

>Hope you're okay with gradually becoming unable to communicate as language drifts over the centuries
learning is a thing, you know

>>135783769
Ok, so the main problem of immortality is the futility of existance. How ironic

Now, half of the points you made can be solved by acquiring some form of perfect memory so everything you encounter will matter even after eternity.

>>135783769
You're so fucking retarded it hurts. And the worst part is that in spite of being so fucking retarded, you still honestly believe you're a "smart but lazy" person who can achieve absolutely anything if they just felt like it.

We're not playing monkeys paw, we just have basic common sense. Which you don't.

>That's fairly defeatist. If you assume that all life will end you might as well kill yourself right now because nothing you or anyone else will ever do will have any lasting impact.
This is my favorite. You know i'm right, and that no matter what stupid answers you make up you can't get around the undeniable truth that you'll outlast everything, so instead you just ignore it, insult me, and make up a bunch of completely baseless bullshit about me. "Hurr if you don't want to live forever then you should just want to die right now!". No, I don't want to die right now because life is pretty ok now. I don't want to live forever because I know life will NOT be ok 10 quintillion years from now.

>Hint: A lich can work on INT buffs.
Holy shit I did it again. I predicted how he'd argue because his mind is so simple. He' just make up new superpowers that he can have for no reason because he knows he has absolutely no actual logical basis to stand on.

>>135783978
>because I know life will NOT be ok 10 quintillion years from now.
You do?

>>135784048
Yes. Are you just going to conveniently ignore all the other points you're so obviously wrong about now?

>>135784048
>You do?
Yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_of_an_expanding_universe

>>135783978
>implying you'd still give a shit about humanity after X amount of time.

>>135783978
>No, I don't want to die right now because life is pretty ok now.
but what's the point? You'll die. Everything you ever did will die with time too. It makes no difference.

So really, why not kill yourself? Is there any good reason?

>He' just make up new superpowers that he can have for no reason because he knows he has absolutely no actual logical basis to stand on.
Again, this thread is about >Characters with abilities you would want
I posted a specific character for this reason. What is so hard to get about that?

>>135784094
I could say the same, it's not like he's responding to every single of my points either.

>>135784131
Have you not paid attention to literally anything in this argument? The problem of being alone pales in comparison to the problem of to being trapped in the void of space with absolutely nothing to do but feel the constant sensation of freezing and suffocating to death for all of eternity.

I stand by what I said. The only people who would want to live forever are those too stupid and short-sighted to think past the first couple thousand years. People who just cannot comprehend what forever and infinity mean.

>>135783978
>You know i'm right, and that no matter what stupid answers you make up you can't get around the undeniable truth that you'll outlast everything, so instead you just ignore it, insult me, and make up a bunch of completely baseless bullshit about me. "Hurr if you don't want to live forever then you should just want to die right now!". No, I don't want to die right now because life is pretty ok now. I don't want to live forever because I know life will NOT be ok 10 quintillion years from now.

Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

Are you that scared of turning into apathetic knowledge-hungry moralless prick? Well im not.

>>135784221
> People who just cannot comprehend what forever and infinity mean.

Even so, what of it? By that point in time im sure you'd experience all of the life's enjoyments. So if the price for that is endless void - i'd sign the contract.

>>135784214
>So really, why not kill yourself? Is there any good reason?
I literally just said because I think life is ok right now. There's no reason to stop living if I'm still enjoying it to a large enough degree. How exactly do you plan to continuously learn every new language humanity invents if you can't even remember something from 1 post ago. Hell you even quoted it and put it in your own post.

>>Characters with abilities you would want
All you said was immortality. This entire argument has been just about immortality. You suddenly trying to shift gears to "n-no I was actually talking about having all these other powers too!" is an obvious and pathetic attempt to run away because you know you've been proven wrong and an idiot at every turn.

>>135784214
>I could say the same, it's not like he's responding to every single of my points either.
I've responded and soundly dismantled every pathetic excuse for a point you've thrown at me, you're just saying that to pretend like I'm somehow not winning this argument.

Also I love the way you're crying that I'm ignoring your points while you BLATANTLY ignore the wikipedia article detailing the plethora of scientifically backed ways that you're wrong and don't know anything about the universe. Nice bold faced hypocrisy there retard.

>>135725078

Railgun.

I will never have to buy batteries for anything ever again.

and I can make my own magnets.

Either that or Shizuo's strength, if that even counts.

>>135751224
Wow, it took almost 200 post

>>135783769
>I just want to see what happens.
Why not time travel then?
>learning is a thing, you know
There's a biological capacity to how much information the human brain can store.
Unless you plan to put yourself through some rather interesting augmentations that are going to have difficulty keeping up with an immortal physiology.

People who want immortality should settle for self-sustaining time travel, that is time travel that works how you like without complication something along the lines of the Butterfly Effect but equally physical and mental. You can go into the future to acquire augmentations, subject your younger self to them so you're already as advanced if not the most advanced organism in each shifting timeline and if things don't work out you have a restart button.

If you're mysteriously dying or being killed you can time travel to a point where you can be healed or just go back with the information of what killed you into an earlier body and avoid it.

>>135784419
>Even so, what of it?
See that's just it. You're not comprehending it. Your brain is just too stupid to do so. If you could comprehend it you'd be able to realize "what of it" on your own.

It's sad really. I don't think anyone, no matter how stupid or bad of a person they are, deserves the ultimate most horrific fate of immortality. Yet if they actually got the opportunity you morons would willingly doom yourselves to it. Thankfully this is all just a hypothetical discussion and you'll never get the chance.

>>135784553
not everyone wants to get herpes from some random slut thats about to commit a crime

>>135784453
>How exactly do you plan to continuously learn every new language humanity invents if you can't even remember something from 1 post ago. Hell you even quoted it and put it in your own post.

There you go again. Human brain can be trained to remeber lots of things. How do you think there are people RIGHT NOW mastering up to 50 languages?

>All you said was immortality
Thats a fair point but we didnt state what kind of immortality we are talking about. It could be so your body wount be affected by environment at all - like a Dr.Manhattan of sorts. Or your conscience will exist outside of your body like the apparition hunter in Monogatari.

>>135781359
>>135727342
Pretty sure that's RW

>>135784453
>Also I love the way you're crying that I'm ignoring your points
I'm crying now? That is factually false.

>BLATANTLY ignore the wikipedia article detailing the plethora of scientifically backed ways that you're wrong
those are very reasonable projections based on current knowledge, but infinity is a long time,

>>135784558
>Unless you plan to put yourself through some rather interesting augmentations that are going to have difficulty keeping up with an immortal physiology.
I said from the start that further things will need to be acquired >>135782074

>>135784453
>All you said was immortality. This entire argument has been just about immortality.
again, refer to >>135782074

>>135725473
this is actually so good. I wonder if he could copy non basketball stuff

>>135783503
I think he implied that he would have his brain when the immortality kicks in

>>135784638
>like a Dr.Manhattan of sorts.
Jon Osterman has compete particle manipulation of himself and everything reasonably in range of himself.
He's less immortal and more just no longer under most physical limitations.

>>135784708
Exactly.

>>135784585
You can cum in the mics the human that voices your waifu uses

Aizen's sword power would be neat. Complete hypnosis of everyone around you.

>>135784740
So you want particle manipulation then? Then you should choose the chick from Darker than Black I'm specifically leaving out who to avoid spoilers in case you haven't seen it. or Akira.

>>135725078
There are so many things, that I would end up chosing nothing. Also I'm boring uncreative anon. Bear with me.
Immortality with high regen would be great, but then I could end up in some really fucked up scenario, like in lava. So either add to it ability to kill myself at will or turn off pain.
Teleport.
REALLY fucking high speed that would be pretty much as teleport on Earth, because distances wouldn't be great, but as bonus I could do sewing fast.
Or power to become happy.

>>135782074
There are several DIOs in the thread already.