Hey guys, I just realized that I haven't read Bleach in like a year and a half and to be perfectly honest I have no intention of wading through Kubo's shit to try to find a nugget of gold. Can anyone give me a short synopsis of what's going on?
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Everyone gathered to open a gate to the Royal Palace.
They almost had it open, then Ichigo sliced the Soul King in half.
Ukitake revealed himself to be the host of the God's Right Hand and kept the Soul King alive.
Now they couldn't open the gate until Mayuri used his asspull machine.
Yhwach absorbs the Soul King and Ukitake dies without purpose.
Then Aizen is released from Prison albeit still in bondage.
Aizen threatens to bring the whole Soul Palace crashing down, but due to his bondage ensnared state he falls victim to 'The Underbelly'.
Then the Quincies form an alliance with the Shinigami to get revenge on Yhwach.
They go to the Soul Palace.
Zaraki jobs and Mayuri/Nemu fight and defeat the Soul King's Left Hand.
Loads of fodder vice captains get picked off by the Sniper so Kyoraku fights him, but the Sniper is full of bullshit and survives everything including Shunsui's Bankai, then Nanao pulls a magic sword out of her ass and beats him with it, the Sniper doesn't die but instead falls onto Soul Society without his God Powers and gets attacked by a fucked up Kira.
Gerrard attempts to take on all the Shinigami at once, he gets fucked up but then his 'Miracle' makes him giant and he fucks up the Shinigami in one chapter.
Meanwhile Grimmjow, Ichigo, Chad and Orihime Job to Askin Nak Levar, now it's up to Yoruichi and her younger brother to fight him.
The nigger who made this image is more retarded than the fanbase it insults because it is frame left to right instead of right to left with how the manga panels read. What a way to make your point invalid.
No ichigo does not have a dick. He has literally never made a move on any girls ever. The gigantic faggot has poor orihime in slutty cleavage revealing outfits tring to get his attention and he just gives her an embarrased look and tells her its to revealing. Never made a move on rukia either. He's literally gay.
lol well I guess that's possible. I mean all their "we're friends" bullshit is... bullshit. They can't be friends, battle hollows and live in the same house without eventually fucking. Unless they're gay...
>He's literally gay
It's a possibility.
I think he never forgot the warm hand on his chest
>using a Bleach pic to talk about taste
Aizen. The best smuggler in the galaxy.
>4-5 Bleach doujins came out last year
>not a single one got scanned
No, counting the yaoi doujins you can easily double, or triple that amount.
>hundred year old used goods
baka desu senpai
I can't get into Bleach. I tried, just because I thought the short black haired girl was exceptionally cute, but I just can't. Main character is mostly a cunt. I tried both anime and manga. Manga art is shit, too, at least at the start. What a shame. If there were a list of episodes/chapters that were central to the cutie, I might try again.
Nice, thanks for the summary!
Also I'm used to Chad jobbing and Orihime being fucking useless, but what's with Grimmjow and Ichigo benchwarming?