>pour chakra into your hand. >Spin it in the direction

Kishi is fucking awful at everything he does
Also, fuck off Narushits

>>135625198
>considered a great master technique
It was an incomplete technique that Minato didn't even thought it was worthy of passing to someone else, because as said, it wasn't complete.

Remember when Naruto had strategy, people actually used weapons consistently, the Konoha 12 were relevant and notion of "working hard" actually meant something?

Ahh good times. Part 1 will always blow away the craptastic Part 2 in everyway shape or form.

>>135626192
except for sheer amount of filler. Part 2 just might be taking the cake on that one.

>>135626192
prolly safe to say Chuunin Exams saga was the peak of the show

>>135626403
What purpose does the chuunin exams serve if the most powerful remain as gennins ?

>>135626478
actual content that doesn't consist solely of Naruto and Arc Senpai does X, everyone else chills back to some floyd

>>135626265

No. The show just had too many plot holes, reverse characterization, shitty deaths, zombies and one of the worst final villians I seen in a manga in years in Koguya.

Part 1 is leaps and bounds better than Part 2. The only reason so many people finished Part 2 was because Kishi sucked in so many readers with how great Part 1 was. Hell even the Naruto vs Sasuke fight in Part 1 was much better than the shitty Part 2 fight.

>>135626606
I think he gave up writing in the 4th world war arc. Reviving old characters like Zabuza or Asuma is a lame move.

>>135625976
it was still a completely decent attack. I mean this incomplete technique could compete with chidori. Still no reason why so many more people couldnt/wouldnt benefit from learning it.

did naruto went through the exams, or did he just get auto promoted?

>>135626761
in the wrestling universe. we call that a "Cheap Pop"

>>135626863
He stayed as genin through the entire series.

>>135625198
In Boruto, Rasengan seems to be a pretty common technique.

>>135626919
at least One Punch Man gradually rose through his ranks instead of staying a C Rank.

At least Luffy gradually rose in bounty to become a super nova and then a WG's most wanted, instead of staying a low bounty rookie.

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>>135626976
>Seems like most jounin with decency at ninjutsu and chakra control could prolly easily learn this move

>>135626976
Well he technically is at the highest rank now.

>>135627044
yeah yeah. Jiariya knew it from Minato and taught it to naruto. kakashi picked it up, cause why not he is haxy at stealing moves.

then konohamaru learned it for some reason cause... i guess we all needed him to have a situation to use it.

but what about the rest of the poele? i mean, honestly, its a chuunin level move for complexity, with jounin level power.

>>135627044
I gave up on this garbage ages ago do we ever see his face?

>>135627214
as a kid.

>>135626976
I don't know what's your point.
Hero rank and a pirate's bounty is determined by their visibility, not by a test. Naruto gained visibility through his series.

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>>135627214
>>135627237

>>135627113
why bother? It's a close range attack and it's somewhat loud. Might as well just use a kunai and stab your enemy.

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>>135627044
>not posting the original manga version

>>135625198
>Seems like most jounin with decency at ninjutsu and chakra control could prolly easily learn this move.
I know most people dropped the manga during the asshaterry that was after the timeskip, but this is addressed.

Kakashi eventually says to naruto, that rasengan is piss easy to learn and he has to infuse his own elements into it.

The reason why others don't learn it is because it was essentially considered an incomplete technique. Original Rasengan is no more powerful than a Tsunade Punch.

>>135627242

Naruto never even became a fucking Chunin yet this guy becomes the Hokage?

What is the point of having ranks when the Hokage himself bypassed all the other ranks? Really shit on the whole ninja ranking hierarchy.

>>135627242
point is, naruto's world building is fail that they have such a shitty and underdeveloped promotion system thats as simple as "Wow some judges on one of 2 specific days of a year"

and the fact that if thats the case, half the genin cast prolly shoulda been promoted after the chuunin exams saga.

like nobody can recognize you and your talents beyond those two days.

>>135627345

Hokage is an elected position, meaning even thought it is normally the most powerful ninja in the village it can be anyone.

>>135627404
And yet naruto became it. not, say, Shikamaru who was a talented ninja, and a genius who in a political position as such could have thrived even more, and is just lazy enough to prefer such a desk job.

>>135627302
because kunai < punching in the world of naruto. Kunai and shurikens only existed to remind us they were suppose to be ninjas.

>>135627345
Hokage isn't a rank, it's a title, they are chosen by their recognition. Stop being retarded, from all the things that you could complain you had to choose something that makes perfect sense.

>>135627516
Naruto is the hero of the village who gained everyone's respect. Shikamaru didn't do such things, the people want Naruto, not Shikamaru.

>>135627516

Naruto was the hero of the leaf village, father was hokage and the most powerful ninja in the village.

By the time Kakashi gave up the position naruto had matured enough that they were willing to pass the position onto him with shikamaru as his advisore.

>>135627568
wasnt it some old elders council who votes it in though, not the citizens?

Because even though senin are great legends in ninja arts, no fucking person outside of some inner circles seemed to know who they were, especially not enough to elect Tsunade.

>>135627568

So fuck smarts, rankings and best for positions but be a hero and you can be a Hokage. Grade A writing Kishi.

>>135627658
Well he is quite strong and all the politics are handled by shikamaru (I'd assume).

>>135627658
Do you become president by being popular of for having more diplomas?

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>>135627658
>Grade A writing Kishi
but that's how it works in the real world, do you really think the king/president of any country is the best for their position? just look at the retard Spain has for president

>>135627658
Pretty sure if someone managed to save a country from a big crisis people would want him as president.

>>135627658
Plus Shikamaru didn't want to be hokage.

>>135626803
Chidori was an incredibly shitty attack that in no way was worth the massive chakra cost it had.

It's a fucking melee thrust. A fucking sword can do the job just as well.

The Narutards are actually trying to convince themselves that Naruto would be a better Hokage than Shikimaru.

Unbelievable. Everything besides power Shik beats Naruto pretty handily.

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Reminder that the greatest captain is still spying on Orochimaru, knowing well that he'll either be there until he dies of old age or gets killed by orochimaru if he ever decides to turn bad again

>>135628180
Shikamaru loses to everyone in will to do something useful.

>>135628544

No that is wrong. Azuma's death changed him and so for the greater good of the village he would be proactive as all hell and make the best decision.

>>135628450
He probably shoots the shit with Juugo and Suigetsu all the time

>>135628110
it could break a sword. it could also break powerful defenses that would snap a sword in two

>>135626761
The series was gradually declining since the Chuunin Exams, but the breaking point was the "Sasuke hunts for Itachi" arc. That's where all of the irreversibly bad plot points started.
>Orochimaru's anticlimactic death.
>Sharingan can do basically anything
>Itachi was a good guy who couldn't even kill his brother, despite being able to kill the rest of his family
>goofy comic relief Tobi is actually one of the main villains
>Sasuke wants to destroy Konoha for flimsy reasons

Only decent stuff after that were the parts with Pain, and even that had a weak ending to sour it.

Kakashi has a 1000 jutsus but barely uses any of them in the series.

Fucking Kishi. Instead we get Kakashi getting power from a dead guy to do a Susano.

>>135628827
but didn't Itachi let his brother lived because he was innocent, while the rest of the entire Uchiha family was planning a coup?

I seem to remember something like that

>Chidori
>Assassination technique
>So loud, an entire village can hear it

good thing that's when I dropped the series

>>135628993
Was Sasuke really the only child in the clan? That sounds hard to believe

>>135626192

>no strategy

This has been exaggerated far too much.

A great example is the entirety of the Edo Hokages helping out the Alliance against Juubito

Or Naruto vs 3rd Raikage

Or Edo Minato, Rock Lee and Gaara setting up 8th Gates Gai for the first hit

Or Gaara beating the 2nd Mizukage by giving everyone a fucking physics lesson

Or Kakashi, Gai and Naruto finding a loophole in Kamui to finally hit Obito

Or Sasuke vs Deidara

Or Itachi and Sasuke vs Kabuto

There was a lot of strategy in employeed in Part 2, the problem was that the explosions and gay memes distracted you

>>135626478
The show at that point was still about being a ninja and a teamworker. Stealth, intelligence, and leadership counted for something. Of course, this already faded by the end of Naruto 1, I recall Naruto and Gaara having a Godzilla fight.

>>135628993
yeah then he killed other children and babies. And apparently his girlfriend
it gets wonky especially his age during all of this

>>135629050
It's literally said the assassination part is because you need to go sanic fast when you do it.

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>pour chaika into your hand

>>135629087
>Itachi and Sasuke vs Kabuto
Kabuto had them fucking dead to rights, then Itachi asspulls yet another eyehax power

>>135629087

Or Naruto vs Pain before Hinata got rekt and he chimped out

>>135627568
I guess it is like real life then. Dont give us the most qualified guy, vote the loud mouth that makes us feel good.

>>135629087
I agree but,
>Itachi and Sasuke vs Kabuto
>Itachi suddenly pulls out a technique that perfectly counters Kabuto

Not to mention the incomprehensible art. That was the worst fight in the manga, and one of the worst I've read in general.

>>135628876
and continually just using the jutsus we just seen others do; Fireball, Water Dragon, Rasengan. only real exception is Chidori which he instead showed to sasuke first, rather than vice versa.

And no. i don't count the dogs. cause theyre stupid.

>>135629087
The problem was that /a/ doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about. They want to hate on Naruto and that's it.

>>135629094

>Of course, this already faded by the end of Naruto 1, I recall Naruto and Gaara having a Godzilla fight.

I also remember the same thing happening between Minato and the Kurama(explicitly said to provoke tsunamis just by moving one tail). IN THE FIRST FUCKING PAGE OF THE MANGA.

>>135626192
>>135629162
>>135629087

Fucking Shikamaru pulling a Batman gambit against Kakuzu and Hidan

>>135629162
>Used two Rasengans as smoke bombs
Yep, that shit was great. Sage mode makes you capable of spamming high output moves.

Biggest problem with naruto story as a whole can prolly be traced to the Uchihas.

Before it was jsut a small part of things. it involved the supporting main character, sasuke, naturally. it was his motivation

by the end of it, the Uchiha substory became;
>The basis of Konoha's creation and the relation with the first hokage
>Three main villains
>Dark past of kakashi
>Sharingan became way too much.

at some point everything in the naruto universe revolved around the uchihas in some major way.

>>135629367

It really only made him capable of using Rasenshuriken 3 times instead only once

And he ended up winning with a regular rasengan, after pretending to be a bunch of rocks

Also they were just normal smoke bombs

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>>135629513
Tobirama was way too good for Konoha

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>>135629172
Naruto WAS the most qualified guy. Did you even dunno, READ the fucking manga? At all? Did you pay attention?

Naruto wasn't super smart but he was caring, compassionate, strong and he protected EVERYONE, one time, two times, three times and so on. His personality makes people want to follow him, he's a great leader.

>>135627320
>Kakashi eventually says to naruto, that rasengan is piss easy to learn
Thats what we call backpedaling

>>135627568
Am I the only one who remembered the requirements for being the Hokage was to learn at least 1000 different techniques? Remember how Naruto only learned 2 and magical jesus genes ex machina'd his way to hokage?

>>135629315
Yeah.

Shikamaru got rid of an OP villain by being super smart.

>>135629814
You do realize there's a 10 year time-skip right. Just because we never saw Tobirama and Hashirama use 1000 jutsu doesn't mean they didn't know how to use them.

And there was no such thing as a requirement to become Hokage. It all goes back to the will of fire or whatever

>>135629814
>Am I the only one who remembered the requirements for being the Hokage was to learn at least 1000 different techniques?

So there has only ever been two Hokage? The first two, the fourth, the fifth and the seventh all knew much less than 1000 jutsu.

I'm going to have to get you to cite your sources with the page in which it was stated as a requirement.

The only thing I can think of that is related to your point is Kakashi being known as "the Copy Ninja who has copied over 1000 jutsu" or possibly Hiruzen's stated reputation of "The Professor" for "knowing every Jutsu in the village" which I would suspect does not include Hiden jutsu.

>>135629814
That was supposed to be the Third Hokage, who was also said to be the strongest Hokage. Until the First was reintroduced.

>>135629172

One of the most important qualities to being a leader is to have people who actually WANT to be led by you. That's what leading is. It takes a certain kind of magnetic personality and charisma that people can really get behind to make them willingly be under your command

You can still be "in charge", but if nobody fucking wants you to be in charge, that's not leading. That's dictating

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>>135629552
No, he actually used two Rasengan as smoke bombs at one point.

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This was one of my favorite characters from part. Was bad ass how he controled sound waves from that speaker to fuck up people's equilibrium. Really like his character design and personality too. He seemed like he had real potential to be a good recurring villain. Instead of choosing flesh him out more; Kishi decided to have him die like a bitch.

>>135629917
>No one with a sharingan ever copied any Hiden jutsu
Fuck, if I had the sharingan you bet I'd be picking those up

>>135627658

Shikamaru WANTED to be Naruto's advisor. He was one of his first votes

A good leader makes talented people want to use their talents to help the leader

>>135629714
So essentially what I said: hes qualified because he makes people feel good

Ill never forget that this is a childs cartoon but I'm considering shit like politics and military defense and other shit like infrastructure. Just making people feel good isnt going to handle all of that. In that sense, Donald Trump is the most qualified guy to run the most powerful nation on earth because hes going to make us feel like America is great again despite never holding any political positions. And he still is more qualified becaus hes actually intelligent and ran organizations and businesses.

Naruto basically just fights people and makes friends.

>>135630122
I'd pick up the Nara clan jutsu at the very least since it seems to actually be a jutsu you could copy on sight.
Not so sure about stuff like Ino's mind transfer or Choji's multi-size.

>>135629944
Those three white spheres in the fourth panel are smoke bombs.

>>135629552
>>135629552
>It really only made him capable of using Rasenshuriken 3 times instead only once

It gave him even more super strenght, precog, sensor capabilities, taijutsu capabilities and a basically unlimited chakra pool(well Kurama botched that one up but whatever).

>>135630090
The entire sound village could have been stretched out more.

>>135630201

You, personally,wouldn't feel the same about Donald Trump if you couldn't fucking stand him as a person

You would ignore his qualifications and just hate the idea of having him there

Donald Trump makes YOU feel good, even if you can't explain why

That's why you can focus on his qualifications in the first place. Otherwise you wouldn't care

>>135630201
But you're talking like Naruto is a bad Hokage because he's not a 200 IQ genius like Shikamaru.

You don't need that to be a good Hokage, you don't need to be a genius. Just because he's not a genius doesn't mean he's dumb as a brick and doesn't know about how to lead a country, he prepared himself for 10 years, you're literally judging a 17 y/o kid not being 40 y/o mentally.

So no you're not right faggot.

>>135627275
What people were expecting? A hot girl?

Kakashi's face isn't very different from most characters.

>>135630431
Naruto's ideal of being Hokage was literally to just be the best ninja in the village. Not to lead the masses. not to harbor peace relations. not with ny system in mind that will better prosper the future.

naruto's plan was literally to become Hokage, and thats it. He never cared about the position. He just wanted to say he was it.

for people to actually elect and pass the title to him, even if he did save the village and become a hero, on that basis alone, are complete one side retards

they say the worst person for a position is the one who wants it the most.

>>135630570
>Naruto's ideal of being Hokage was literally to just be the best ninja in the village. Not to lead the masses. not to harbor peace relations. not with ny system in mind that will better prosper the future.

>naruto's plan was literally to become Hokage, and thats it. He never cared about the position. He just wanted to say he was it.

WHEN HE WAS 12-17, FUCK OFF.

Nanashi's second NaruHina doujin is finished and has been sent for typesetting.

>>135626265
>someone says part 1
>you automatically default to tv show.

fuck off newfag.
manga>anime in almost every situation ever.
case in point the manga never had filler.

>>135630616
he still a baka. even as an adult. being a really good guy is great. doesnt make you any smarter nor anymore qualified for a political societal leadership role.

>>135630570
So you're literally judging Naruto by how he was as a kid even if we know he matured and changed over the years.

I'm not sure if this is bait or you're just buttmad for some reason Naruto is Hokage but it doesn't make sense. Naruto is around 30 y/o when he becomes a Hokage, all the time before that he actually grew up. Hell read the first chapter of the manga and the last chapter, you can see he's grown up.

Just because he's goofy and not a 200 IQ genius doesn't mean he's an idiot that doesn't know how to lead a country.

>>135630701
Wait does the Hokage even lead the country, dont they have like actual leaders?

>>135630656
meant by it was series/franchise as a whole. gear fago 6 fag chakra superfag god superfag

>>135630570

You're thinking of Naruto when he was 12 years old, not the way he was at the end of Part 2

His mission was to reform the shinobi system so that it didn't fucking ruin everyone's lives

He wanted to fix what was making all the villages feel compelled to kill each other

Did you miss that existential crisis when Nagato was asking him how he planned on doing that?

By the time he fought Sasuke, after successfully helping the Alliance work together, he got the conviction to try uniting people through the common good. Sasuke, on the other hand, didn't share his faith in people to change without being forced to by a common enemy

>>135628110
Which is why it is completely useless unless you have the sharingan to counter the tunnel vision it gives you. Which is why only 2 people ever learned it.

>>135630816
but anyone can use Rasengan, which can rival chidori in an incomplete form.

>>135630816
With even the basic form of chidori being as strong as it seemed was the 80 foot running start really needed?

>>135627275
horey sheit

I didn't think they'd ever do it

the absolute madman

>>135630890
haha... thats a good one. good question.

>>135627568
>Shikamaru didn't do such things, the people want Naruto, not Shikamaru.
Shikamaru was the only one to pass the exam when they were kids every step of the way.
He was promoted constantly and eventually made the equivalent of a army commander.
Naruto may be the "hero" due to circumstance, but Shikamaru is the real fucking deal. Through his own abilities and not genetic or situational probability.
I would not be surprised if Shikamaru flat out turned down the position to instead be Naruto's political and military advisor (which he did become). This scenario sounds much more believable.

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>>135630691
Not him but the other anon.
>he still a baka. even as an adult.
That's because it's his character. He's a baka only when he's joking around, when he needs to get things done, he gets them done.

Pic related, ends the whole drama just by Glaring at onion kid. Finds them a home and thinks about making them fit for society with discipline and training.

Read the other things he tells to Sarada too.

>>135630732
The Hokage protects the country and he's the public face, he also leads lots of shit. The actual "leaders" are the feudal lords or whatever, we see them around a couple times, they don't really seem to understand shit about ruling countries nor do they seem too interested in that. So you can guess the Hokage and his advisers do that too.

>>135630890

Well the enemy isn't just going to stand still while you WALK to them, and the move is too fucking loud to be a stealth attack

>>135630743
>series/franchise as a whole
No you didn't.
There wasn't filler in the manga, which is why it took so god damn long to finish and at times seemed like it took forever to update.
They made twice as many tv shows as there was original content.

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>>135627275

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>>135627302
It's ok. Boruto accidently improved on it

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>>135631015
>Onion Kid.
hm...
Bolt is gonna have his hands full with that when his time comes.

>>135631067
>Kishi showed us the face
>Then made the dogs say that wasn't it
>Turns out it actually was and their memory was just shitty like he had told us

>>135631067
>that mole
No wonder he wears the mask

>>135630641
based as always TL anon!

>>135630641
this was really fast

>>135631147
They were genuine dindus though.

>>135631145
How did Bolt figure that out? his hair doesn't really spiral. how would he know which way to spin it?

>>135631019
Seeing how often the fights still turn into slug fests it doesn't seem like it being used as an ambush attack is the only option.

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>not having kiba as hokage

>>135630641
hey TL anon can you translate this?
>>>/v/322508676
>>>/v/322508676

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>>135631015
a bunch of people with sharingan? future possibility of it being a problem? letting them go and trying to give them something to fit into society and forcefully implement them?

all these... sound vaguely familiar.... familiar mistakes. That should have been learned from somebodys warnings a long time ago.

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>>135627302

See that water tower?

Rasenan's gonna do a bit more damage than the kunai, and it can't be blocked or partied by anything not equally lethal

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>>135631267
Chidori is not an ambush attack, why don't you read the manga.

You literally charge head on and fuck them with superspeed and a thrust to the heart, it's incredibly powerful too(and it cuts a lot because lightning manipulation) so they can't really block it.

>>135631067
Oh no he has Diarmuid's love spot.
That's probably why he hides his face.

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>>135631267

Most fights are just misdirection and repeated attempts to land a finishing blow until someone screws up

There wasn't really an honest-to-goodness, knuckle to face slug fest until the very end

And boy was it refreshing

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>>135631765
>"Take This!"
>"Auugh"
>"heh heh"
>*poof*
>"Now I got you"
>"what!?"
>*poof*
>"I see..."
>"i'll finish it!"
"Gack!"
>*poof*
>"i dont believe it"
>"my finishing move"
> "aaaaaahghueeear"
>"that was a close fight"

The fact that ninjas don't die in this series when they are kicked or punched thousands of feet into walls, rocks, mountains is really annoying.

>>135632092
That's just action manga (not just Shonen) in general.

Best fights.

Jiraya vs Pain
Pain vs Naruto pre resurrection
Kakuzu vs Kakashi team
Kisame vs Bee/Guy

>>135632092
Naruto's rasengan is like the kamehameha.
It is specifically designed to, no matter how strong it is, only be able to kill movie villains.

Got to love how Jiariya made Sasuke into an even bigger bitch than he already is in his fan fiction inside drunk bitches dream.

>Has an older brother who adores him and never went on the genocide mission
>His father is hard on him but it's just tough love to make him stronger
>His father respected him enough to give him a high ranking position.
>He has friends that respect him and would do anything to protect him.

>The village idiot learning a powerful jutsu caused him to sperg out and go rouge.

>>135632166
Gaara vs. Rock Lee
Neji vs. Spider-guy
Naruto vs. Sasuke at the end of Part 1.

>>135632166
>no Rock Lee vs Gaara
>no

>>135625198
Incomplete technique that wastes a lot of chakra. It's supposed to be elemental, but only Naruto managed that.

And yeah, he had to cheat to use it even incomplete, because it's fucking hard.

Honestly I always liked the rasengan, and how it was learned. Cool technique.

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>>135625198
>Seems like most jounin with decency at ninjutsu and chakra control could prolly easily learn this move. why didnt everyone and their mother in the ninja forces of the hidden leaf learn it?

Rasengan is A rank jutsu for a reason, it's not easy to learn. Also there's the fact that you don't go around teaching everyone and their mom your personal jutsus retard.

Minato probably would've teached it when it was complete, he didn't think
>Hey i'm going to die when i'm 20 something so I should just go and teach them this incomplete jutsu now
Or he maybe never planned on teaching it to anyone, who knows.

Jiraiya sure as hell gave 0 fucks about Konoha so of course he didn't teach it, Kakashi never had students before Naruto's group either.

I feel like Naruto would have been a lot better if Rock Lee was the MC.
Same with Boku no Hero Academia but the creator probably pussed out instead.

naruto would've been 20% cooler if Substitution jutsu was never a thing, or an ability like 1 character could use.

>>135632166
I'd add Orochimaru vs the third hokage and Sasuke vs Itachi for all dem eyehax.
Sakura vs Sasori was really cool too, but only in the anime.

>>135632166
Konan vs Obito

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>>135632300
I like Rock. really. but sometime you gotta face the fact that you like characters so much more because you got them in smaller doses, and to get them as a MC would likely ruin much appeal.

>>135632370
Obitos everything proof shield made every fight he was in super boring.
He also kept losing that fucking arm because i guess kishi didn't want it to seem like he's written a terrible character or something.

>>135632300
>implying
BnHA would've been annoying as fuck if it was about some guy with no powers surviving against a bunch of complete and utter bullshit.

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>>135632218

Basically it's Sasuke without any of the things that just only barely made his edginess justifiable in the first place

Pic related is a much better alternate Sasuke. Should have been canon

>>135631145
Is that from the camrip or is there a better rip out now?

>>135632577
>Series about the MC with no powers having to outwit his opponents who have insane powers isn't as good as another manga about punching harder.

>>135632577
BnHA MC is already annoying as fuck. Everyone's better than him, even the bully is more interesting.

>>135632699
I see you wanted it to become Mx0

We know how well that turned out

>>135632699
Yes, actually.

Because it's dumb and in reality such a person would be fucked. Like Index, how everyone keeps doing the same shit and watching the MC tank their attacks and never figuring out they could simple attack literally anywhere else on his body, punch him, cut him, shoot him, anything.

>>135632644
im just saying, cant you be a little edgy AND not be a complete homo.

I can cook and think about music at the same time. cant he hate his brother and get laid?

>>135632699
Yep.
I fucking hate batman.

>>135632863
fuck batman. Even batman hacks reality to have his way.

>>135632809
>>135632830
>>135632863
MIDORIYA MY BOY, PUNCH HARDER

>>135630641
>>135631165
>>135631175

Naruhina a shit.

>>135631145
I laughed my ass off at that stupid fucker just thinking that it fizzled out.

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>>135632308

Agreed

I think Kishi realized this himself later on, but by then he was just in too deep to undo it Much like how he didn't expect Hinata to be so much more popular than Sakura but it was too late to switch over the main female role

It should have just been Sasuke's teleportation move he got at the very end from Ninja Buddha, since it's basically the same damn thing with some tweaks

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>>135631145

>Naruto just casually watching with three iron spikes jammed through his body

Does he even feel it when he gets stabbed anymore?

>>135633395
>implies naruto got stab.

Hun... its just a wooden log.

>>135633395
Did this nigger just try to kill the hokage again?

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>>135633473

Nah, that time it was legit

>>135633574

They were fighting Ninja Magneto

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>>135633395

>>135633639
Ninja niggers always have an excuse.

>>135626192
>the Konoha 12 were relevant
They were only relevant in the chunnin exams arc and 4 of them in the Sasuke retrieval arc.

Those who thought they would all remain as the main characters throughout all of part 2 just because they had cool group shots in the OPs have no one to blame but themselves.

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>>135627657
All the elders care about is who were the candidate's parents and teachers.

>>135628180
Shikamaru can't even stop science jews from sneaking into Sauce's interdimensional portal.

How would he stop ninja muslims or ninja mexicans from sneaking into Konoha?

>>135633842
Good ol' nepotism

Best OST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOA5Mrw5Rao&index=32&

>>135627516
>Kunai and shurikens only existed to remind us they were suppose to be ninjas.
Reminder that one of the first team 7 combos involved naruto turning into a bigass wind shuriken.

>>135634068
also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N2qElHRkao

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>>135634145
RIP that one fight

>>135634207
I always liked this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTNuBaS2--4

>>135634274
You know, no one really flied or anything until the very endgame besides Onoki, you'd think we'd have seen caltrops more than just this one time

>>135625976
>It was an incomplete technique that Minato didn't even thought it was worthy of passing to someone else
Yet he thought it good enough to fight the mysterious man who kidnapped his wife and newborn child?
https://youtu.be/68AkGhS2dGI?t=5m31s

>>135629367
>high output moves
Rasengan is hardly a high output move for Nardo. His chakra is basically unlimited. Hell, he used to giant ones to put a dent into the summons so he sure as hell can use two tiny Rasengans as smoke bombs.

>>135633658
still better than new star wars film

>>135635148

Hey, come on

Don't be that guy

>>135631238
Bolt is a genius, to put it simple. Unlike his father who only had hard work. Burito is closer to Sasuke who picks shit up really, really quickly.

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Here's to hoping we get pic related as costumes for the new game.

>>135635184
The new star wars movie sucked and if you like it you're a sheep.

I have never seen such a mass advertised movie in my life. The fake nerds liking it make me cringe so hard.

Fake geek girls are the worst

>>135627658
>and best for positions
The strongest guy on the planet (and in existence) seems like a pretty decent fit as head of state.

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>>135635216

no

>>135635275
The thing is that they kinda had to make him smart. Imagine if he would be stupid WITHOUT Narutos retarded amount of chakra? He would never get anything done.

>>135635269
>on the planet
Oh yes

>(and in existence)
>Laughing space ninjas.png

The Otsutsukis we've seen were just Saiyan Saga tier

We still haven't met the Nardo universe's Freeza

>>135631238
Konohamaru taught him all the rasengan shit in a training montage

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>>135635219
Or maybe

http://www.animeram.me/Boruto-Naruto-the-Movie/1/

Fucking finally a non shit rip

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>>135635482
Heck maybe even

>>135635527
Top kek its in fucking [insert whatever island chink language that is]

>>135635527
>Korean audio
It's shit

>>135635527
>>135635597
>>135635622
>>135635597
There are already Japanese webrips with arab subs, and korean webrips with english subs.
Figure the rest out on your own.

>>135630201
>I'm considering shit like politics and military defense and other shit like infrastructure. Just making people feel good isnt going to handle all of that

That isn't what the Hokage actually does. A top leader pretty much chooses the direction for the group, leaves the details to the experts under them, and rallies the group to do what the experts decide.

Naruto probably said, "Let's rebuild the village to be more modern and less secretive."

He didn't draw the sewer maps. He didn't organize the construction crews. He makes big decisions every now and then, spending the rest of his time keeping up relations with other villages, making public appearances, and rubber stamping everything his experts want to do.

Why am I poorly explaining organizational politics on /a/?

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>>135635482
wild west Naruto would be rad

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>>135635566
>Tenten's robot army vs Nardo and his giant frog summon with exaskeleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0

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>>135636067
>Tenten's robot army
>Tenten's
What makes you think that?
Hell, Tenten was against mechanical weapons, dunno how she'd handle robots.

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>>135635971
I don't see why not, seeing the clothes we got in storm 3.
http://www.saiyanisland.com/2013/04/naruto-storm-3-matador-gondolier-kimono-lederhosen-dlc/
Also we got pic related as costumes

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>>135636175
>implying she isn't going to team up with science jews then start to create and fund conflicts around the world so she and village can prosper
>implying she isn't going to go batshit insane
>implying she isn't going to MAKE KONOHA GREAT AGAIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlL9URwmSCo

>>135635482
CC2 needs to give Sakura this alt outfit.

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>>135636436
I want ninja SWAT Liutenant outfit for Sauce
That shit is cool as fuck

that wasn't chakra swirling around in Naruto's hand, if you look at the other hand, was a picture of sakura

>>135626960
guess rasengan getting gun evolution treatment now
its more accessible and easy to use

>>135635263
new star wars was like a scene-for-scene remake of the original but with more modern effects and cinematic production style.

I can see how anybody under maybe the age of 20 would love it, but it felt too disappointingly unoriginal to an oldfag like me.

>>135637682
I still don't understand why people hated the prequels

>>135637799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI&list=PL5919C8DE6F720A2D

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>>135637682
only good thing that came out from the movie is TR-8R, you can bet your ass that next episode be about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=FEmyB9iUUek
also shit got so popular that Lucas Films sell his figurine

>>135629513
Nah. The problem wasn't the Uchiha. All fantasy univers can benefit by having that one powerful well-know feared family, even if it's dead from the start. The sharingan was a nice idea.
The problem come from kishi and SJ editors obsession with them and the fact they are low-tier writers for 10 years old japanese boys.

>>135633021
OXYGEN.
X
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G
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>>135625198
Let's try spinning! That's a good trick

>>135637799
I never actually watched ep3, but for me the final straw was the shitty romance in ep2 plus middle-school tier political intrigue.

> hey babe, these sandniggers captured my mom, so I killed their entire village, including all the babbies
> ok, kid who's like 10 years younger than me. that's hot, so let's make out on top of the hood of your space corvette

> REPUBLICANS AND CAPITALISTS ARE EVIL
> DON'T MIND THAT I'LL LITERALLY SELL THIS STUDIO TO KIKES IN 15 YEARS FOR 4 BILLION DOLLARS

>>135628756
means nothing if you're mowed down by shuriken thrown by a genin when you're either inputting the Konami code to use it, or en-route to target

>>135637881
hard to make it about him when he died, stupid memester

>>135629942
Expect Hokage are either arbitrary choosen by their predecessors, or by a small council of the each Nation's lord. [Spoiler] It's useless to discuss this because kishi was never consistent about it to begin with. [/spoiler]

>>135632167
Toneri was still alive in the last. In fact, Pretty sure Naruto never actually killed anyone with his own hands.

>>135638227
>Even as an adult, he gets his kid to kill the bad guy for him

>>135638227
Boruto canonically has a higher kill count than Naruto.

>>135630385
Read again genius, I was disparaging Trump as a populist.
>>135630616
>>135630431
Calm your sperg rage, it's a fucking childrens cartoons and were discussing the hypothetical politics
>>135635667
The only decent rebuttal and unsurprisingly, the most logical person didn't throw a tantrum.

>>135630090
didnt he die from having his arms blown out? At least it was a decent death.

>>135638227
>Pretty sure Naruto never actually killed anyone with his own hands
>yfw you realize that Sasuke killed Danzo and no one else

>>135638507
Actually no, Danzo blew himself up as well. Sasuke didnt kill anyone either kek.

>>135638395
¨
I think one of the other sound shinobis died like that, the guy in the picture got off screened by gaara

>>135638507
what about the samurai and one cloud ninja?

>this shit will never end
>these threads will never again be deleted or sagebombed

>>135638747
I came here to laugh at you.

>>135638122
>hard to make it about him when he died
nigga he just took flesh wound to the chest while Anakin got burned to ashes and they turned him to fucking Darth Vader
im sure they can come up with something

>>135638507
Didn't Naruto kill that Itachi imposter?

>>135638587
>the samurai
neither of them died

>one cloud ninja
we dont know who killed him so lets just assume that it was Suigetsu

>>135638839
No, they were already dead.

>>135638227

Kakashi finished him off but Naruto like double killed Kakuzu

>>135638897
>Sasuke apologists

The Konoha kids barely got any kills during the series. Neji killed the spider guy, Chouji killed the other fat fuck and Shikamaru technically killed Hidan, but I can't think of any others

>>135638897
>No, they were already dead.
What? No. They were still producing chakra. Yeah sure they were guaranteed to die when the technique ended, but Naruto was the one to end the technique.

>>135639370
I thought that it was basically the same as the Edo Tensei, just let complex. Take a corpse, disguise it if necessary and use it as a puppet.

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I honestly want Kishimoto to take over JoJo and stop Araki and his gay shit.

>>135639411

I can't believe i've sunk so low but http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Shapeshifting_Technique
They were alive

>>135639586
Fucking murderer. Sasuke was the good guy after all.

>>135626192
Except the very first arch was resolved by Naruto using the Deus Ex Machina that was sealed inside him from birth. That's also how Garra fight was resolved.

The show never really explored the theme of hard rock over coming genetics except for perhaps in the first 2 episodes.

>>135632644
tfw no full rtn spin off
unless someone's willing to share some fanfics

>>135641048
>the theme of hard rock over coming genetics

>>135628827
The pain arc was the best part of the show. I wouldn't have minded if it had ended right there. All the sasuke parts were overrated dogshit

>>135634145
true it was better in the beginning, but all relatively died off after chuunin exams.

but also; reminder that a transformation jutsu to appear like a windmill shuriken doesnt make it a windmill shuriken. technically if Zabuza decided to tank the hit, he'd of been ok.

>>135639525
I want Kishimoto to serialize that mafia manga he was writing.

Oh fucking hell, now I wanna re-read series due to this thread.

>>135639325
Kakashi pretty much had cleanup duty. Despite other ninja forgetting about tactics, stealth, or mission objectives, Kakashi kept it pretty professional all the time.

It sucks that a "he's so great, he can do anything and everyone thinks he's super cool"-character is actually one of the more likeable characters in Naruto.

>>135644368
Well Kakashi still struggled with things every once in a while, and there were far worse characters that fit what you described, most notably Itachi, so he didn't look nearly as bad in comparison

>>135644467
even worst than itachi is prolly sasuke, really. he the young genius prodigy version of that.

Naruto is garbage with a bullshit convoluted plot aimed at desperately keeping edgy teenagers interested with self insert concepts of dark ninja magic.

Shit belongs on Gaia.

>>135644566
>everything I don't like belongs on gaia! /a/ is for in depth discussions about obscure anime such as the pantsu in Lucky Star.

Yeah, nah it can be posted here

>>135644621
>Lucky Star
>obsure

The new shows, aside from the fact of also liking Naruto.

>>135631145
Man I bet Momo felt like a retard. You know, before he died. Because Boruto straight-up killed his ass.

>>135644566
Go back to taking about rape in those berserk threads jackass

>>135631238
Goofy hair thing probably told him.

>>135632218
>implying Fugaku isn't autistic as fuck
That whole bloodline is screwed.

>>135644566
Remember when we properly kept Naruto away from /a/?

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>>135644566
Thank you trusty Naruto thread shitposters! Our eternal rivals! We will always take your bait!

>>135634068
I like how all the nostalgic themes got a bit of a face lift for the new era. Less traditional Jap instruments and more electric guitar and synth. Good touch.

>>135645400
Nobody gives a shit

>>135634274
>tfw a bunch of jacks thrown on the ground could once stop a world-infamous criminal
How the times have changed.

>>135635334
I'm glad they did. I don't really enjoy stupid heroes. Seems like a lazy way to handicap a protagonist.

>>135636862
Why were 90% of Uchiha so fucking ugly?

>>135637881
He beat that nigger like it was the South

>>135645596
That edge

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>>135639525
>not enjoying the gay shit

Whats the next movie going to be?

Himawari Byakugan shit?

>>135627595
Naruto
>Son of the Fourth Hokage
>Student of the (second) Sixth Hokage
>Godson of the Fifth Hokage
>basically the adopted grandson of the Third Hokage

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>>135645925
My bet's on a timeskip.

>>135631408
>>135631015
>accept refugees
Come on Naruto

>>135644566
elaborate more without using memes

Can someone sum up the last ~50 chapters for me? I REALLY don't want to go through them, but I read this series for years. I need to know how it ends eventually.

All I know is Hinata wins the Narutobowl, which is a shitty bowl to win, but still, better than fucking Sakura.

>>135645925
I doubt it when she never makes any of the promotional material.

It's probably be more SN wankery if Kishi is involved, if not they'll go back to th old filler formula of the new team of main characters going to some village to rescue a macguffin princess.

>>135646109
He's like ninja Obama

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>>135634145

>>135646571
>Obito gets ninja God's powers and is about to trap everyone in a dream world
>Naruto and Sasuke beat him
>Obito feels sorry about what he did and tries to resurrect everyone he killed with some eye hax
>Madara cockblocks him and steals the ninja God powers for himself
>Madara kills Naruto and Sasuke
>Naruto and Sasuke meet ninja God and he gives them power-ups because they are the reincarnations of his sons,then they get brought back to life
>Guy almost kills Madara but fails
>Madara traps everyone in the dream world except Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Sakura and Obito
>Madara gets cockblocked by nigger Zetsu and gets replaced by some out of nowhere moon milf who is ninja God's mom
>Naruto and Sasuke fight her using their new powers
>Obito dies but teleports back from the afterlife to give Kakashi his eye powers
>thanks to Obito's powers Kakashi creates an opening that allows Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura to trap the moon milf in a new moon
>Sasuke decides that he is still edgy and challenges Naruto to a duel to the death
>they fight, blow each others' arms off, then declare their gay love for each other
>Sasuke says sorry and fucks off again
>they all have kids
>Naruto becomes hokage and gets a new arm made out of Hashirama's ass
>Naruto's son and Sasuke's daughter want to fuck each other

>>135646772
Naruto gonna fuck konoha up soon
Just edo tensei Tobirama and let him be the hokage forever

Who was Hamura's reincarnation?

Hinata?

Neji?

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>>135646996
Is that supposed to be impressive or look cool? You'd have to be absolutely retarded to do that in a fight. Why would you ever get in a throwing contest in melee range?

Fucking Kishimoto can't even do action scenes well.

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>>135647048

1st action is to kill all Uchiha

2nd action is to destroy all Uchiha objects to fully eliminate the Uchiha evil plaguing the land

>>135647046
>>Naruto and Sasuke meet ninja God and he gives them power-ups because they are the reincarnations of his sons,then they get brought back to life
>Obito dies but teleports back from the afterlife to give Kakashi his eye powers
You must be making that shit up
>Sasuke decides that he is still edgy and challenges Naruto to a duel to the death
Wasn't Sasuke officially a good guy for like 50 chapters before that?

Wow, Kishimoto. 10/10

>>135647153
3rd action. Peace in our time.

>peace in our time
>peace in our time
>peace... in our.... time.

>>135647054
None. But the Hyuga's are implied to be the descendants of Hamura along with the Kaguya Clan, which Kinimaru belongs.

>>135647054
Probably Toneri, he was the only of his descendants that wouldn't look like a worthless piece of shit compared to an Indra or Ashura reincarnation.

Then again, since Hagoromo hogged all of Kaguya's chakra, the relevancy in the lore and the better eyehax they aren't probably meant to be equals.

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best girl needs more love

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Hey Sasuke let's go to the leaf village! Believe it!
You guys are loons.

>>135647665
I like this post! Its very good! Wow! Impressed! Hokage is in UR future ; )

>>135647234
If you'd been keeping up to that point, you gave up trying to make sense of Kishimoto's wild ride like 4 years prior to all of that bull crap.

Ninja Jesus, 80% of all dead characters are either a zombie or a ghost, sasuke having no consistent character at all?

Sure, who cares anymore? Just fuck my shit up, senpai.

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>>135647498
I think the Kaguya clan were descendants of Indra as well. They have similar markings on their foreheads.

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Could THIS guy beat Naruto with his bubble jutsu?

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Could THIS guy beat Naruto with his Fire Jutsu?

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>>135647792
Probably, but Sasuke would use his butt fire jutsu and evaporate Bubble-kun back to Alaska.

On the other hand this guy would beat Sasuke with his robo brain jutsu.

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>>135647862
Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me? Heres how I KNOW you are lying see you didnt post WOOD man whose WOOD Jutsu could EASILY beat that guy! Come back when you are serious!

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>>135647914
OH yeah?
This guy would spin Wood man back to the lumber mill and turn him into common furniture.
Unless you jammed his turbo speed propeller you'll stand no chance.

>>135647234
>>135647747
>sasuke having no consistent character at all?

You didn't read the manga right? When Sasuke fucking arrives at the war he says he's going to kill Naruto, like one of the first things he says is that he's getting rid of Naruto.


Sasuga, this is why /a/ posters are fucking stupid, you can't even understand something as simple as Naruto so you think everything is an asspull.

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>>135647952
Are you serious again? Skull man would stop your spin with his SKULLS of steel and then step on naruto with his skull attack and there would be nothing he could do about it!

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>>135648011
Maybe, but is skullman immune to cats?

Because cats are cute.

Come back when you have something cuter.

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>>135648039
Yeah well Cats cant DEAL with springs, they go down stairs and dont even take damage from falling, so when you think about it, SPRING man is top DOG if you will pardon the pun!!!!

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>>135648075
That's true, but this guy will just BLOW you away.
(No sexual innuendo implied.)

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>>135648165
Well BLOW me down, we are AGREED. No NARUTO character can beat the might of this guy! I am a big FAN of his work, and thats not all BLUSTER! If you catch my DRIFT, if you get WIND of the situation, if you arent an AIR-head!

>>135648165
Dont you get lonely, having only the power to blow people away?

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Naruto really learned a lot about parenting from his own parents it seems.

>>135648421
It was a productive 30 minutes apiece

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>>135647048
>implying it's not going to get worse
First a jinchuuriki, now an Uchiha. Konoha is screwed.

>>135648471
Yeah, he learned how to not be there. Either that or its Sasuke's influence rubbing on him a bit.

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>>135647234
Also nardos son kills some ayyliens with dad and sauce's help. The ayyliens were interdimensional fruit bandits trying to make a new god tree.

Also Orochimaru became a woman and has a kid whose on nardo and sauce's kids' team.

>>135648421
No wonder Bort's sick of his shit

>>135645437
top post

>>135645940
Don't forget he inherited the same soul as the First Hokage.

>>135625198
>one of those is naruto, who cheated to learn it.
Are there rules how to learn techniques?

>>135647127
>one meme man reaction image

fuck off

>>135648501
Eh, at least she is hot

>>135648501
Dadruto headpatted the edge out of her.

>>135636862
>Uchiha ninja
>Uchiha police
>Uchiha father and husband

Why do the Uchiha fuck up everything they try to do?

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>>135650615
It's in their genes, anon.

>>135629152
>dead to rights
It's the opposite. The only reason why neither Itachi nor Sasuke went for killing moves was because killing Kabuto meant that Edo Tensei zombies can't be dispelled. Itachi is a regenerating zombie by that point so the only one Kabuto can kill is Sasuke Plot Armor Uchiha which we all know can't happen.

Is narutoXsasuke the purest form of love?

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>>135650615
It's not like Sasuke is even trying to be a good father or even a decent role model.

Doesn't stop kids from loving the bastard.

>>135649005

its funny because it's a better show than naruto.

>>135647234
>Obito dies but teleports back from the afterlife to give Kakashi his eye powers
Given how Naruto has had his own parents inside of him for over 15 years, it isn't too implausible if you just take it as a chakra transfer.

>>135650824
What was the reason Kabuto couldn't dispel Itachi again?

>>135650868
Naruto x Hinata is purest form of love

Naruto x Sasuke is most passionate form of love

Sasuke x Sakura is the most absent form of love

I could go on; NxH is vanilla as fuck, NaruxSasu is gay as hell in a certain way, but I wouldn't exactly call it pure anymore. Not after what they've done, and the types of penetration they've discovered.

>>135631145
what is this and where can i watch?

>>135651031
He broke free from the jutsu

The weakness of Edo Tensei, as directly stated by Madara, is if a tensei zombie breaks free from control, and dispels himself so now he's only under his own control.

It means they're now unkillable, and only they can kill themselves basically.

>>135651031
Itachi broke free of Kabuto's control thanks to Naruto having Itachi's crow. Pretty much it's like spawning a strong mob but losing the ability to control the mob.

>>135651090
>Itachi decided to fuck off early instead of helping as an unkillable zombie

Can this fucker do anything right

>>135651162
May as well sacrifice yourself, in order to break all of the zombies out of the war. Itachi imagined that doing this much would put an end to the enemy's greatest strength.

>>135651162
Itachi didn't know. He was under the impression that taking control of Kabuto allowed him to get rid of every Edo Tensei zombie, including Madara. Unfortunately, Madara has Sasuke level plot armor & broke free himself.

In hindsight, does Indra have the same plot armor? The two reincarnations of Indra, Sasuke & Madara, are both heavily plot armored.

>>135651162
how was he supposed to know getting Kabuto to release Edo Tensei wouldn't get rid of Madara? He assumed, understandably enough, that Madara would disappear along with all the other zombie nin in the war

>>135651162
Because Kishi needed a way to help himself from having Itachi beating Kaguya by himself.

>>135651224
>>135651249
>>135651270
He couldn't have stuck around for a few minutes to check? Maybe have lunch with his brother even. He didn't have to just fucking ditch.

>>135651302
If the flashback taught you anything, its that Itachi is the best at not being there for Sasuke, and being all "Yeah, later" and then later never comes.

Which Sasuke later took to heart when deciding what kind of parent he should be with his kid.

Same for Naruto using his parents as an example of how to be a parent to his kid. >>135648421

>>135651302
>to check
Madara was on another battlefield far away & even disappeared halfway through before he broke free.
>ditch
Every extra second spent is another thrust from a Madara wood clone's penis into Tsunade, Mei, Onoki, Garra & Ao's anus.

>>135651360
I don't think Kishi realized the sheer extent of his pottery

>>135651302
listen man, if you massacred your entire clan, emotionally scarred your brother and participated in international terrorism only to find out all that shit wouldn't have happened if you had stopped being a faggot and asked others to help you, you'd probably want to go back to being dead asap out of sheer embarrassment. And he probably wanted to leave Sasuke to his emofaggotry and go back to ninja heaven to keep banging the hot ninja waifu he murdered a while back

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>>135651466
If I was Itachi & saw what Sasuke had become, I'd be doing the same. He used to be way less edgy.

>>135651619
Uchihas start out so cute to lull you into a false sense of security.

>>135650995
You wish.

ITT: /a/ fishing for reasons to hate Naruto and making shit up when there are legitimate reasons to not like it.

>>135651669
I like them both, but OPM is better than Naruto. ONE is way better writer than Kishi, and he can actually keep his themes straight

>>135651619
I want to rape that face