What's the ugliest pokemon you can find? Pic: Probopass

>>135587807
That is a mechanical nigger. I guess pokemon staff really is racist.

Isn't one of them literally a pile of garbage? Man I feel bad for kids now having to play this shit

>>>/vp/
Jinx

>>135587869
Its actually a robot jew.

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what do you mean? ugly?

>>135587870
It was just keeping up traditions from the one that's a pile of sludge.

>>135587870
I'd be more worried that one of them is literally Nicki Minaj before she got famous.

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I dont think anything is as ugly as their names.

>>135587807
why are its arms little duck heads

>>135587869
Reminds me of Mario.

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>>135588123

>>135587807
It's you OP. Now go back to the shithole called >>>/vp/

>>135590996
>tfw /vp/ used to be one of my favorite boards between the release of BW and the release of XY
>tfw it is now so deprived of anything newsworthy that it has devolved into one of the worst boards on the site
>tfw you will never experience the hype leading up to XY ever again

At least I can always support them in the cup even if I refuse to visit the board now

>>135591299
>liking X/Y release /vp/

that's when it died

Probably something like Swalot.
>>135587869
>>135588123
It's a giant rock heavy in ferro-alloys, with an earth-magnet nose and hat. The core looks like a cylinder of carbon with googly eyes glued on.

Literally the "Compass Pokemon"; meaning it will naturally face polar south (geographic north) if immobile for a long time, since a 340kg magnet will likely take months to rotate in ordinance to the earth's magnetic field. It can probably switch polarity at will.

I presume its hat-magnet (vertical) combined with psychic abilities (horizontal) is how it moves. Otherwise, the nose somehow moves it horizontally, but that would make it highly inefficient due to having to levitate with one magnet, an constantly rotate itself (somehow) to propel itself towards its destination, and would require constant precise rotations as it would ordinate face much easier mid-air. If this were the case, they'd be desirable as slaves in generators.

All of this assuming that it has fairly straight-forward magnetic prowess, and cannot shift its polarities at anything but 180 degree angles. If it can, then movement is much more simple but still very inefficient and likely harmful to those around it. Two Probopass getting stuck together could be a minor catastrophe, and realistically could disable most Steel-types with ease as expense of its mobility.