>they're supposedly filling them with enough oxygen it isn't lethal any more to stop this.
1. Get a ball grill, coals, matches, gas and a garbage bag and sausages
2. Set it on the ground without the legs
3. Set it on fire
4. Wait until it doesn't put out visible smoke anymore
5. Sit right next to it
6. Put a big garbage bag over yourself and the grill. Alternatively, set the grill inside a tent.
7. Pass out and die from carbon monoxide with the warmth of a grill and smell of BBQ
>mfw there are only 2 good completed trap manga
Sorry, I have no SFW images of that. Or any images of it.
>tfw the confession causes her to break down into tears
This has literally happened to me.
why would she cry then? she must have had some sort of emotional instability and being confessed to shook her up to the point of crying. the question is why would being confessed to by you move her so much if she didn't like you?
This is how you get friendzoned. I'm not even one of those PUA bros and even I can at least acknowledge the need to act agressively in the first week. Confessions are for fucking middle schoolers so don't confess, but at least be romantic/sexual in your avances.
Yeah, you're so lucky you actually have to pursue women instead of having your pick of the litter of men at least two notches above your league.
Which one, the bottom part?
Basically it's as >>135578353 would imply, pic-related actually happened to me (except the last 2 segments but hey). Worst part is how we used to be decent friends until pic-related happened and we never spoke since. Terribly sorry for the blog.
Are you me?
Hell, I got along pretty well with her. We would spend entire days laughing our asses off when we were together, she'd even come eat with me a couple times. Then some switch just happened and she started to despise me. I have no idea what it was.
Worst part was
the switch happened right before I was about to confess to her.
Are you a girl or something? Man doesn't confess
that sounds like someone got in between.
I recently had that happen (few days ago), a girl I had a messy relationship with but had spent years fixing it was just about falling for me all over again, then someone sent her some anonymous messages incriminating me, destroying for good all semblance of even tolerance of being with each other.
Its over, I accept it, what makes me sadder, or rather, I dont even know what to think at this moment is
the fact that im pretty sure the one who poisoned her was what used to be my best friend, a friend whose life I saved but now he conveniently doesnt remember that and you know the funniest part? he got a wife, is super rich and has a great future ahead of him, he just couldnt take the fact that a girl he liked in the past could like anyone but him I pretty much lost all my friends thanks to this
sorry for blogpost. I kinda needed to vent a bit, not sure what I'll do now haha
Was anything he said wrong?
It's literally because their reproductive system is more valuable. That's the entire reason for all this men have to pursue, girls can be assholes, etc. stuff. It's nature at the end of the day.
But if she accepted just like that means she's a cheap slut who's just using you for your money and will immediately drop you once a a better and richer man appears to satisfy her whims
Same anon as >>135579812
I should say that I've gotten over it, but the awkwardness of it was just portrayed so perfectly by >>135578353 that I couldn't help but comment. Admittedly, the only sucky thing is that it was the catalyst that turned me into a massive edgelord despite being previously okay when it came to socializing with girls.
>her face when she's too autistic to take a hint
aren't we all the same? aren't these reasons exactly why we're into anime and shit?
forget 3DPD. they're pigs and disgusting. the biggest mistake this world made is that we poor souls are placed into this shitty realm.
This is her after I confessed my undying loyalty to her. She then proceeded to issue orders to make her enemies vanish from the face of the earth before having huge amounts of rough sex with her OTP
haha I guess, but maybe deep down, you know that all of us would like to actually experience happiness in the 3D world as well, or at least not have experiences that hurt us so deeply.
I hope one day I can trust people again, and I hope the same for you. It cant be wrong to wish for someone to laugh heartily with the joy of life like some of the characters in my chinese cartoons.
overall relationships be it friends or lovers should always be talked face to face. Not only are people phony, people get suspicious and cannot find trust in one who's not in front of them. and hell, if you cant confess to your lover face to face then how are you even supposed to be lovers?
and fuck, no more posts about this shit, Im starting to ruin the mood around here.
Fucking Betas to the max, what the fuck are you confessing for? As if any girl with any kind of brain would want someone who's a submissive girl in a man's body.
You want chicks? Build a relationship, act like a douche sometimes and ignore their messages once or twice. Show them they aren't as GODLIKE as you /a/nons fucking hold them to.
All the anime goes to you fuckers heads and you think real women are really this hard to please? Come on /a/nons, I know you're better than that. Pull up your draws, go to the gym and get mildly buff, buy newer clothes that don't spell like fermented semen and GET A LIFE.
>I hope one day I can trust people again
See, this is exactly the problem. It all ends up in the "hope" stance. We know that hope is unreliable and we'll just end up hurting ourselves again for even trying.
Shame on you that you fool me once, shame on me that you fooled me twice.
NEVER AGAIN IS THE ONLY CONCLUSION
I gave up trying to get women a long time ago. I'm not ugly, fat or anything. But women always seen me as a friend.
I lost the girl of my dreams in highschool to a guy in a lower class than me because he was more of a dominate person and pushed me to the side whenever I was trying to talk to her and I hated conflict.
I lost her even before hand, I lost her when she turned me down twice when I confessed. I lost a french girl I dated when I found out she was only using me till her real boyfriend came to america.
I was used like a tool, I was depressed and treated like shit to all of my girlfriend and the thing was they never showed that side till after I was with them
I'm a problem, and I'm too weak for a relationship, my only regret is I'm 20 years old and I'll keep getting older reading hentai and anime and just become even more of a failure. This is my life and I hate it, but I can't change it.
Nice blog faggot.
Go pump some club slut and stop being such a fucking pussy.
>booohoooo 3D whores only see me as a friend ;_; I'm a big babby who needs LOVE and CUDDLES ;___;
Watch out, beta whiteknight got triggered!
If you want to keep a 3DPD slut around then you have to treat her like shit from time to time and make sure that she knows she's just one of many options available.
Dude, we are talking about waifus and shit.
All that you just wrote it's irrelevant here.
>who ARE godlike.
Actually, if you learning how to draw, they become very average
I asked a girl who i used to work under me if she wanted to hangout sometime and she made like a horrible cringe face, gave a sorta of pause and then said maybe. It was so awkward I laughed and then she sorta of walked off without looking back at me.
That means no, right?
I was told of it in this case, cause we were supposed to get together (our friend group) for new years, and somehow my invite was late, I was getting suspicious already, and when i asked about it, I came to know about everything. I was insulted, shouted at, etc (during the conversation I then heard from the mouth of my friend that apparently I never stopped him from killing himself a few years ago, that Im mentally sick and whatnot, it was just beautiful, you can imagine)
It was incriminating me because it contained some mistake that could apparently only be caused by me because I lacked the info (regarding her current location for the holidays, since Im the only one in the group who isnt really into facebook or anything, primarily because I wanted to avoid some unecessary drama or stress to her considering our messy past).
Tried to defend myself but that "friend" just continually tried to discredit me and put words in my mouth, so after a while I just gave up.
I dont even care about what some other people think of me anymore, its my relationship with her that is finished forever. Fuck that phony asshole. I have other reasons to believe it was him, but its a long story
>Like, literally? Is your life a fucking cartoon?
In some instances it was like that, I remember once in 11th grade. Me and her used to take the train together and he found out and started taking the train and since he was closer to her. He got to be with her on the train before I did and then they would talk and it was be awkward for me to even get involved cause he was alpha.
I fucking hate him to this day, and just last year about november, we all had a get together to go to the movies and she brought him along without telling ANY of us. That fucker got to watch a movie with her while I stayed back with my 4 other guy friends. But I guess I lucked out because my bros held me down and no one talked to that asshole.
I hate him because he's a reminder of how much of a beta I am and how I missed out on a girl I loved with my whole heart.
W-wait, actually I'm the one doing this. Am I a cute loli ?
You guys have absolutely no self-esteem to be rejected mentally by drawings now huh
I feel half the people in this thread are insecure enough to agree to a 10-way man on man action orgy at this point. One a few people in this thread seem to have the balls to at least be a girl's best friend without expecting sex or rape in return. But that's 4chan as a whole, its a tumblr for men who are beta to whine.
>because he was more of a dominate person and pushed me to the side whenever I was trying to talk to her and I hated conflict.
Looking down on people sure is fun. Almost makes a person want to get better at things just to tell the guy below you that they're literally human garbage.
There is only one queen.
Why would you bother being friends with a female when you could be friends with a male? Women have terrible personalities and will only try to cause problems. And their interests are nothing but mere imitations of past boyfriends or girls in their social circle.
I can promise you 100% of the females on /a/ are only into anime because of a boyfriend or some middleschool friend. And even then its more like they watch a few episodes here and there over the course of several months and then go on about it endlessly.
This is training! Do it enough times and it won't hurt when it eventually happens!
>projecting this hard
At least I hope you will have good year
Followed by uncontrollable laughter
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
I'm a bit ambivalent in regards to this thread.
On one hand here's way too much blogshit, on the other hand it seems like the people complaining about the blogshit appear to be normalfags who aren't so much mad about blogging itself but about the very specific misogynist type of blogging.
I think /a/ can live with a bit of misoginy to remind normalfags where they are.
The fact that you're here and write posts like that is proof that you haven't achieved these things, and you aren't able to. And that's okay. But don't tell others to do these things and pretend you've done them when that isn't the case. It's disgusting.
Watch anime to escape your loser self, not shitpost on /a/.
ITT teenagers try to give men twice their age and quadruple their experience tips about picking up girls.
yeah, that's what loads of people told me before, but I think she is worth the trouble.
she has reasons to be distrustful of people, especially regarding relationships, father abandoned her and her brother as a child and apparently had a second family in another country and everything, there might be more family problems that I dont know about too.
Either way, we both said ugly things to each other after this, its over for good.
I can only hope she finds happiness if she so deserves it.
>One a few people in this thread seem to have the balls to at least be a girl's best friend
Hahaha, you're a fucking beta cuck m8.
Women make awful friends and are only good for their holes.
>tfw I met a girl who works at the same mall as me, is into anime, is really cute and a
100% bona fide virgin
>tfw everyone I know wants to bang her
Even if my chances are low I feel like if I don't hurry the fuck up and try to claim her I will regret it for the rest of my life. But asking a girl out is the most horrifying thing I can imagine.
>What do girls even like?
Wait I thought you knew she liked 2D enough to know what she watches?
Ask her, see if you match up on certain tastes. Just don't be an asshole about it and be sure to know how to listen. If things don't click then oh well at least you tried, 3DPD confirmed and it's back to 2D for you.
Well, you may get vagina now, or rot here till death.
I can't put your cock in the girl for you Anon.
And if you fail, proceed to the next step by assuming the fetal position.
First off, Majority of you /a/nons are retarded. Girl's are not important in the slightest way, we hold 2D in such High Regard because they're MADE to be perfect for our beta personalities.
The real 3D women is harder and they have differen arch-types than in 2D where you know they're either Tsundere, Yandere, DereDere, etc.
The problem here is that people want to treat 3D girls with respect and that's not how it works.
Girls like to be belittled and talked shit to sometimes, as a Man you must show them they are lesser than you and that YOU'RE the prize. Not the other way around.
You fucking tools in this thread think girls are some kind of higher than life type of thing you'll never get thus you badmouth them and stick to your 2D. This whole thread is about guys getting rejected by a fucking drawing, are you serious /a/nons?
You want 3D women? Treat them like shit while looking the best you can be and having a good amount of money.
>we hold 2D in such High Regard because they're MADE to be perfect for our beta personalities.
You really should have stopped right there and your point would have come across a lot better. Next time just summarize in 20 words or less.
This thread was better when it was about pictures of verbal abuse. Eat a dick, blogfaggots.
>Show them they aren't as GODLIKE as you /a/nons fucking hold them to.
The consensus on /a/ is that 3D women are shit and to be disregarded at all costs. They're not entirely wrong, only a small minority of women are worth all the effort they demand.
>All the anime goes to you fuckers heads and you think real women are really this hard to please?
>hard to please
Stop watching haremshit.
Women don't leave men because they find better men, women leave men because the men don't meet expectations. Whether or not the expectations are reasonable, whatever, but anyone who's going to be bitch about a guy taking his girl away is probably better off bitching about the girl. If she's going to leave you at all, it's only a matter of time, whether or not it's because she's looking out for herself, because your time and place was just all wrong, or because you're a piece of shit.
Man, I'm glad I never confessed to the one girl I liked in high school, probably would've made a fool out of me.
And here I am, recently becoming a wizard in the last months of 2015 and loving every second of it
I turned down a lot of girls in high school when I was still popular and sociable because I didn't want to get tied up with another person and dating didn't interest me.
It's been years since high school and I don't even know a single girl anymore outside of immediate family. I have friends who're married.
Yeah, nah. It's a combination of both. Women have minimum standards, but they are more than willing to climb the ladder. Hook-up culture is perpetuated by and favors women, not men.
>begin to realize this thread is crossing Poe's Law over into actual reactions these people believe if they confessed to any living being
That thing you develop just to slowly lose as you grow up? It goes down with every teeth you lose as a kid but you get got a coin for it every time. I guess that's how much it's worth
Hozuki-san Chi no Aneki
>his face when I confessed
He knew I was doing it out of desperation.
Her expression of disgust arouses me a lot
Mine is pic related
>tfw you'll never get to experience your bisexual fetishes with Naoto
Is this the thread for autists complaining about their shitty lives? Good.
I only confessed once, to a girl who I knew already had a boyfriend. I was basically forced to because she wanted to go to prom with me and I thought that was not a good idea. Went with her anyway, she said that she found me fascinating and liked me in a completely unromantic way.
In hindsight I don't even know why I liked her so much, but that experience fucked me up for good.
Lessons learned: if you are in love, do something about it, or walk away, but don't stick around like a cuck. Not that I intend to fall in love ever again.
Now make a second image where they responded seriously and she looks really weirded out and explains that Nozomi dared her to do it and both of them are looking at you like you're way below them.