But if there are no Chuunis left then who are we supposed to rape?
>Lala Body Shenanigans
>Lala is feeling hungry
>Goes to the kitchen for a snack
>Spots a bag of potato chips on the table
>Her body leads her towards the fruit bowl instead, poking her belly in response to the chips
What, is she self-conscious about her pudginess?
Because that would not only be super adorable, but also fitting because she is a pretty meaty girl, and in all the best places. Sweet Buddha those fucking thighs hips and tits, Lala's jigglyness is second only to Suu.
Cerea's existence at the Kurusu household shows she didn't want to take apart in the NTR lifestyle. Centaur Women in general are beginning
Cerea's mom being one of the firstto revolt against the cucking culture.
There was a omake about it not too long ago.
As for the too much "Mon" not enough "Girl", Cerea makes up for it in her winning personality and other womanly features.
They're the best duo period. But what I really want is to see that get shaken up a bit. Those two are such close and inseparable friends they're practically sisters. It'd make for some compelling stuff if they got into some kind of fight and basically spend the whole chapter quarreling before tearfully reuniting at the end in accordance with the law of status quo. Though over what and how it'd be resolved I'm not sure.
She's so cute when she gets the love she deserves.
>Cerea makes up for it in her winning personality and other womanly features
>other womanly features
It's like saying that Miia isn't shit.
Here's the omake chapter of Mami Cerea talking about it
It's hard to break tradition, anon.
Not all of the Centaur women are willing to parttake in it. They're esentially being forced.
Shouldn't Harpies have the biggest boobs of all, or at least be up there on the scale? I mean, they ought to have large breast muscles to fly, right? I suppose land harpies wouldn't need them, but then they'd have awesome hips instead.
Papi accuses Suu of overwriting her save file, Darling points out she overwrote it herself since Papi forgot which was hers.
Meanwhile, Rachne and Darling have date night for marriage candidature while the Mon gang are tormeting everyone else by moving in.
Not even 5 posts in and the thread's already shit
>can't get over horse pussy
not even for your waifu? weak
a much more valid concern for if your waifu ever runs across a male centaur with three quarters of a brain and a knack for blackmail
rachne a shit backup if the former fails, so shut your mouth anon.
Lala can satisfy in more ways than you can imagine
same for suu, suu > rachne
>tfw year of the snake
I knew my good taste was cosmic
Would Piper be self conscious about her scaly hands and arms?
Monster Musume threads are like an actual monster, the hydra. Once one thread dies, a new one immediately pops up.
Hail hydra. And lamia.
Why do so many people hate on Miia? How can you hate this face?
I find it difficult to process the idea anyone could be as consumed by love for me as Miia is for Darling.
That and she'd totally be shitposting about the other girls herself if she had the chance.
True dat, my racial slur for an individual of African American decent.
Reasons why Miia is best girl:
You won't wake up one morning to find a goodbye note laying next to you instead of your wife.
They hate Miia because she is clearly the "Main Girl", and is most likely to win over Darling in the end.
In short, haters gonna hate.
Reposting for the new thread. From Crabman himself.
Poltposting in a monster thread!
Iorumu is easily one of the best new designs. She never leaves my main team.
>Her profile says she's a bored lady who spends her days alternating between eating and sleeping
>Eats and sleeps like a NEET Ojou and still has those beautiful hips
Fuck, man, damn.
She was the "first girl" but will not win because Crabman is smart enough to know that would have a high chance to kill his career through loss of fanbase. He'll either go the "safe" harem end route (which coincidentally is the best end for a fucking HAREM story), or go the "status quo" route where nobody ever wins and nothing ever happens (which is fine, and keeps the doors open for derivative work to flow).
In case you hadn't noticed, Darling no longer has unique feelings for her. His love is spread pretty much evenly across the bunch at this point. It's all but canonically confirmed at this point that Darling won't choose a single girl.
All that fat from eating and sleeping went to her tiddies.
By the way, her events also have her having to deal with cats, and a thunderstorm in the end. All her events end with a beautiful "HELP ME!!!"
going to die from all the rabbit sex!
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night.
What immortal hand or eye dare frame thy sexy curvature?
Merry Snekmas to all, and to all a good wife(u)!
Friendly reminder that Miafags are cancerous wankers.
Your waifu is shit, but if you like her, don't shove that 'fact' she's the best down everyone's throats.
You don't sound very friendly, anon.
What about any other waifufags that can, and have, taken entire threads with their posting and circle jerking?
You like what you like and that's that man. Doesn't mean you need to bitch and complain when someone who likes something different takes their turn to express their love for their waifu.
When are we going to get a "kuma" girl?
These girls could be so cute.
We need to send some people out to collect all of that salt.
>Year of the dragon
That explains so many things...
>you will never be smothered to death by her god-tier thighs and spend an eternity in the afterlife while enjoying hot, sweaty, passionate
Anon, that noose is looking mighty tempting right now...
People hate Miia for the same reason they hate furries, or tumblr, or anything that bears the same similarities.
Let me explain, so you have this shitty meme character like Miia, and yeah ok w/e she's bound to get a fanbase everyone gets one eventually. But the fanbase noticed something, that right she's first girl of the manga. And of course that means she's gonna win right? So the fanbase now has a safety net, it doesnt matter how shitty Miia is or becomes, doesnt matter how much they shitpost or spam or shit on other girls, they cant possibly be faulted because they have the superiority of first girl, so as soon as you try to take the piss on them or anything, you get bombarded with posts telling how wrong you are for not liking the one that's surely going to win. (Side note: Ignoring lala or Rachnee in all of this,who Lala has the possibility of winning the endgame or Rachnee being the second best option to win besides Miia. I pray that one of them wins cause even if I dont like them, the salt from snakefags will be biblical.)
TL;DR Miia=Babby's first monstah
There's a colour pic of Merino from his Twitter way back at the start of 2015.
My simian brethren.
Miia serves no point in the plot aside from introducing Darling to the monsterworld and be his "love interest" ergo a shitty meme character.
Dont misunderstand me, the others arent any much better.
The Lalafags are even worse than the snekfags, though, just saying. Shes literally the salty edgefag option of the girls right now. If Miia is a meme character, that goes twofold for Lala.
Now, Rachnee, on the other hand, I can fully support.
While you are clearly baiting, I have to admit
>it doesnt matter how shitty Miia is or becomes, doesnt matter how much they shitpost or spam or shit on other girls, they cant possibly be faulted because they have the superiority of first girl, so as soon as you try to take the piss on them or anything, you get bombarded with posts telling how wrong you are for not liking the one that's surely going to win
This right here is why I dislike Snakefags.
>This right here is why I dislike Snakefags.
Imaginary snakefags, I believe? Because no one ever said anything among these lines
>they cant possibly be faulted because they have the superiority of first girl
>how wrong you are for not liking the one that's surely going to win
clearly you werent here when the first few episodes of the anime aired and long before that.
Just because they havent in quite some time doesnt mean they wont throw a hissy fit if something triggers them. See: Oct "Rape" issue.
He hasn't? That's kinda surprising but now that I think on it, there really hasn't been any panels of her in lewd positions. The closet is that panel her body ended up under Darling.
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?
>Darling meets a guy who is an absolute bro.
>Become best of buds instantly.
>Invites him round the house to meet The Munsters.
>Secretly this bro has an extreme fondness of extra species girls so he easily falls in love with every single one there.
>Sadly though he's a social wreck around women, especially ones he's passionate about.
>Anytime the Monster Girls try to talk to him, or rarely if he tries to make conversation with them. He always turns into a cute, flustered mess and will sometimes make a weird or inappropriate comment that usually gets ignored.
>None of them pay much attention to him due to this. So he makes it his ambition to become a confident, charismatic man that surely win one of these grills hearts.
Also he's a cyborg, don't ask me why.
OP already gave you the correct answer
You already answered your own question friend
Also, why is it that when I say senpai, it automatically translates to senpai?
Somehow i think she would know if she was getting fucked anon
Lala is still Lala
Nah, I just never bothered to ask until now :^)
She wouldn't know exactly what happened, as only feelings (both emotional and physical) are shared, however she'd know that she's getting fucked. Plus her body would obviously share the details with her head when they reunite.
> Lala body is tired of carrying the head
> Lala body decided to leave her head forever and ran
So following the trend here, Piper's got the hips and Guu's got the tits. So are you telling me Iris has the hottest ass? I seriously need some proof to confirm this.
So he's actually slightly on the tall side for a jap. Then again, it's not like hight matters much when most of the chicks in love with you don't even have bodies that logically follow the usual height system. Hell, I'd gladly give up my brawny country-muscle frame and be a scrawny little fuck if it meant having a harem period.
I mean it, I'd do it. I'd miss it but I would totally go for it, assuming anime physics prevented me from getting killed by my frail new body.
And also assuming I get to keep my 19cm penis.
Here we have an illustrated picture of the Polt household.
Her body can take it, but her mind can't.
What conditions would each girl in Bike Cop's harem have to meet in order for them to pass their parole hearings?
I imagine that Guu would have to be filtered periodically, only to be found chugging drain cleaner an hour later.
I'm still not convinced that Gu can be charged with crime.
If a man got a brain damage due to accident and that brain damage would cause him to murder people would he be put in prison or in mental hospital?
Not really, depends on the base you use as well as the mindset of the person with swapped genitals. If you start with a guy who thinks he's a guy, does slapping a vagina onto him make him a woman? Conversely, does having a woman physically and mentally while adding a penis negate her femininity?
I say nay.
High security mental hospital.
Slimes can speak, and do have rudimentary sentience. If Guu then commits a crime, the question isn't can she be charged with a crime, so much as how do we go about properly rehabilitating her. Because believe it or not, that is one of the goals of the modern prison system. Barely
There is such a thing as being institutionalized. Being unable to function in the outside world. I'm sure that the case could be made for the girls too. That, or Stockholm syndrome.
This is some yandere shit right here
>Tara will never grip you to her side and growl at other women
>Ms. Smith is a shape-shifting kind of monster that took her appearance from a can of coffee
Best girl is not an animal
DEATH INCARNATE is
I want to brush her. From top to bottom. IMAGINE THE HEAD PAT POTENTIAL.
Horse is infinitely better than dog. faggot
If you think your favorite girls are underrepresented why don't you just post her?
Don't tell me you actually care about other people's opinions of your favorite girl?
I never had anything against Lala, in fact she was never even on my radar, she was just kind of "there". Almost background character really. But the latest chapter with her really moved her up the ranks. That her Chuuni is actually a cover for her social anxiety and not just an excuse to be dramatic is really what did it. Flustered Lala is adorable.
Suu is the greatest.
Suu-fags are always chill as fuck.
I don't let the haters get me down. I'll always love Polt.
Actually I wonder how Polt would try to deal with suu for exercise having her around sweaty gym goers might be...an experience.
>I wonder how Polt would try to deal with suu for exercise having her around sweaty gym goers might be...an experience.
I would like to see a bookish owl harpy ,
I really don't care for papi and her whole birdbrain schtick.
You're right fuck others right? Jiangshi is best zombie girl
That's not necessarily true, I think it's far more likely that Lala's head and body are the ego and id of one consciousness, respectively. Her head establishes this somewhat transparent persona of a death knight for whatever reason (possible traumatic childhood incident, or perhaps just a species-wide dullahan trend) hiding the awkward but ultimately sweet and caring girl she is behind a wall of chuuniness. Her body on the other hand is seemingly incapable of expressing this dark persona she's built for herself on it's own, and as a result expresses her candid feelings when separated from the head which embarrasses her greatly, because the body is very shy, helpless, and prone to molestation.
Basically, the real reason Lala hates being separated from her body is because then her true personality is laid bare for all to see, which completely defeats the purpose of hiding it by acting like a grim reaper in the first place.
Why is Lala so fucking perfect?
She makes my heart feel like it haven't before
How do you guys plan on supporting the Crab?
I picked up some volumes of the manga from Amazon
Volumes 1-3, I couldn't bare to let someone buy them in public
Do you guys plan on the BD's if they make it to where you stay?
Or have you already imported them?I plan on buying figures too once they get a official make and release.
This image triggers me
Why is there no cute Lala in a dress
Careful what you wish for anon, now you better nut up or shut up.
I never buy anything and hoard all my wealth. Sorry Crab, I love your work, but that's just how I am.
But she wants it. It's rape and she wants it.
>it's supposed to be a competition of sorts
>Lala will win in the end anyway after playing the long game, swoocing him away in some sort of existential NTR scenario
it's cheating of the highest degree
Indeed anon, her hips thigh man. I fuckin lose it
Could be that it's more of an experiment. To see if they can reduce her toxicity and maybe even revert back to her original color if she's kept in a good environment with a healthy diet. Of course it would be difficult if she tries to drink the bleach whenever she gets the chance.
First you click the little blue arrow, then you click on "Google" you lazy fuckdick.
If you're into violent capeshit, grittyness, and beastchicks, you'll love it.
A valid point. But for this we would have to establish that BC is crazy educated like he has a PhD in rehabilitation and only works such a shitty job because someone higher up hates him.
Through some bizarre set up of tendons, harpies flap by clenching their butt muscles.
It's you again. You seem to really enjoy teasing me with this posts, don't you anon?!
And if so then, how come I keep reading every single one of them, hopefully waiting for even more?!
Don't know that anon, but she did this kinda stuff once just to see them all getting embarrassed while having a lot of fun. During this whole date with MON, she was actively stalking them throughout the episode, especially Manako, as seen in pic related.
Given his knack for ticking off higher-ups, I wouldn't be the least bit suprised to find out his graduate school career was cut short by a run in with Dr. J. Smith.
2-3, maybe 4.
It depends mostly on what MonMusu chapter we are actually at, anon.
That's more or less true, anon.
Let's say we are a minority in these threads.
Some anon wrote this a long time ago:
Full moon Doppel:
>she insists on being sealed up in an airtight room, doesn't explain why
>full moon comes
>there's mysterious banging and thrashing noises, the door is being pounded against
>all of a sudden it stops
>"Honey, I'm good now, you can let me out now."
>you open the door to what seems to be an empty room
>eyes open up on the walls, the door disappears
>the room begins to stretch and morph around you, trapping you
>wet, hooked tentacles reach from the floor and grabs your limbs
>horrible, toothy mouths split forth from the walls
>horrible, unimaginable noises are emanating from seemingly nowhere
>you can see the void in front of you
>mouths split from the ground on writhing tendrils, and begin to envelop you
>you can feel your body's physical ties disappearing, as you start to fade into abstraction itself
>you can feel your sanity beginning to be torn away
>screaming, tears running down your face you accept the end
>all of a sudden, everything shoots away
>the room is back to normal
>you're lying on the ground, in shock
>Doppel sits across from you, perfectly normal
>"Geez, you're so easy!"
>noogies you and kisses you on the forehead, and calmly walks out of the room
Eldritch horror restrction level 0
>No cute Rachnera daughteru to come home to after a long day of work
It must be enough to pay for all the stuff MON orders including weapons, special combat suits etc.
Shapeshifters to be more correct, anon.
Doppel-chan is the purest and primest wench
Who knows how powerful Doppel really is or can be, anon. From her secrets we assume she can only change mostly into humans and some monster girls (Lala), as well.
>tfw you will never bounce for Okayado at Comiket
Nah, anon. Maybe MON doesn't know about that, but surely Doppel already find out. That's why we don't see her that often in Darling's house. Her appearance is supposed to be a secret to keep her as far away as possible from humans.
Trips confirms, anon.
>He actually bought that disgusting NTR doujin of Cerea
This kills the Cereafag.
>Crabman buys ntrshit
>KC got so disgusted by ntrshit that he's announced he's making the most vanilla doujin he possibly can
KC > Crabman
You're expecting impossible from Doppel-chan.
She doesn't feel any embarrassment whatsoever being naked all the time.
How long until we get an NTR doujin of Darling getting cucked by Miia x Draco. I think that would piss off the most people
>KC got so disgusted by ntrshit that he's announced he's making the most vanilla doujin he possibly can
Please be true. When did he say this?
Said it a while back, probably a month or so now, said its one of his big plans for 2016 along with another doujin he already made for one his monstergirls, the game he's been talking about making, and a second full book, pretty sure he said the vanilla doujin takes priority though.
Hmmmmm.... I think we can get him to react if we bombard him with fan-art of Draco getting her way and generally having good thing happen to her. It is know that he is not very fond of her.
Pretty much this.
People need to remember that Crabman went from some random porn artist on Pixiv to a pretty big deal nearly overnight. Something about his artwork/world construction clicked and became waaay more popular than most ecchi harem mangas ever do.
The fact that monmusu gets mentioned along normal anime and manga for sales figures is pretty crazy.
Crab suddenly found his relatively niche fetish become super popular, he's just pumped people like his stuff.
I hate being year of the pig. I hate it so much.
RESOURCE MATERIAL, SON!
He doesn't hate her, bullying is the highest form of love.
I hope that top Miia doujin is vanilla, cause that would make four unscanned Miia vanilla doujins.
You can only take home a single box.
Which one is it?
Polt of course
She is the superior girl
>Polt is the superior girl
U wont to fite, m8?
You're 100 years too early to try and take Draco from me
Polt please. look at her tail wagging.
Cute as shit.
Polt would be too much energy to handle. Lilith seems like a pain in the ass to live with. Draco is good choice, but probably wouldn't like living with a man. So Kii it is. She seems chill enough once you get on friendly terms with her.
>Implying a pup even comes close to the Superior Girl(c)(tm) in terms of waifuness
Draco's homestay is probably a man considering she wrote down the kanji for man
What kind of things would you do to a MonMusu's ear? Anything
>the Superior Girl(c)(tm)
I should really think of a patent for that one.
I would tickle them when she's trying to sleep
My dog hates that
I want to floof Polts ears. Scratch em' till her leg starts kicking.
LOOK AT THOSE EARS
Nibble on them. I bet Miia's ears are extra sensitive.
She would probably be cured of her homosexuality after one week with that little shit
I hope no one is into Ear Cropping, even if it's for polt.
>want to finish comic
>every fucking day off i have is chock full of shit that soaks up time
Is this why manga artist hide all the fucking time? Whats the usual turn around time on a single manga page?
Ms Smith can be a real bitch when you cause her extra work. I can see a large breed arachnera in that family's future.
Is Monaco a contender for the Best Legs prize?
If someone makes fanart of Miia Mero or Cerea in which they have the greatest legs imaginable it doesnt actually mean they have great legs do they? So no, just because of 2 manako fanarts that dont mean she's got great legs.
Contender definitely, winner is a tie between
Rachnera and Cerea.
I regret to inform you that only official art is considered a valid valid entry to be considered for the prize of Best Legs here at the Best Legs Bureau (BLB).
Please resend you request with official artwork