Sex? With a B-class?

>>135555038
Ye

>>135555038
Saitama's A class now, baaaka

>>135555507
Saitama would never touch her. You're thinking of mushroom rider.

>>135555038
You think too high of yourself if you think Saitama would want to even touch that with a stick, shitty brat.

Saitama is too self aware to fall for tsundere bullshit. "You want to be a bitch? Fine, not worth my time."

I'm a D-class
get it?

>>135556189
Yeah

>>135556189
Dude

>>135556277
Yeah you do

i love all this one punch man spam

>>135556189
Sorry to disappoint you, but it looks like you've joined SCP Foundation instead of HA.

Rape? An S-class?

>>135555038
No, but would you be willing to step on my cock?

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>>135557084

>>135555038
Not like Saitama's gonna want to do anything with her after the current arc is done. She's going full villain right now, while Fubuki is just appearing better and better in his eyes (or at least he's defending her quite hard).

Of course, Saitama is easy on forgiveness, so nothing is ever definitive with him, but still.

>>135557262
He agrees with her ideas but just thinks she takes it to far

>>135557919
>He agrees with her ideas
What. Hell no, he's been refuting her point since the fight started. It's half of why Tatsumaki is pissed, because he just keeps saying she's wrong.

>>135558045
He does agree that heroes should be stronger and be able to defend shit by themselves instead of depending on others all the time, however he just really doesn't like her method of doing it

>>135558045
>>135558045
Saitama fully agree's that fubuki will end up nowhere if she keeps with her group stuff, he literally said the same when she first went to recruit him, what he's been disagreeing is that Tats wants to control Fubuki's life and is going too far for a discussion between sisters.

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>>135558181
That's what he told Fubuki because she relied too much on her group keeping everyone down to make it easier for herself, but he also doesn't think heroes should just go completely lone wolf like Tatsumaki. Otherwise he wouldn't be fighting for Fubuki in the first place.

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>>135558045
>>135558332

so basically, saitama is stuck in the middle of their little squabble. i think in the end tatsumaki and fubuki will come to an understanding that both their ideals suck.

it's all just a matter of how ONE will handle it

This board will never know. Betas repel vagina.

>>135555835
More like she'd be riding his mushroom

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>>135555038
Well Saitama is in A-Class, So I can only assume this is what Saitama says before he fucks Fubuki.

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I don't really find her appealing. Same for Fubuki.

There are no girls I want to fuck in One Punch Man

It's weird.

Would she be able to use her Psychic powers to make me cum involuntarily?

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>>135559103
What about the other background girls, like Lily or Tank Top Girl?

>>135556189
Ok

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>>135559103
Gay detected

>>135559103
Shemale Slicer
Mosquito Girl
Zenkou

there is someone for everyone

>titty monster
>dfc
>loli
>loli but we pretend she is legal
>muscle girl
>boypussy
>yandere

take your pick

>>135555038
I genuinely hate this cunt.

>>135560261
>yandere
w-who are you talking about anon?

>>135560261
>Zenkou
Report to the gas chamber please.

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>>135555038
she will be dominated by high class

>>135555038
Hey now dont talk about your sister like that

>>135555038
Shitty brat, go away

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>Sensei, what are you looking at?

>>135557262

Saitama also knows her name.

Only 3 characters in the series have their names remembered by him: Genos, Fubuki, King.

Even Boros just got referred to as "Alien Boss"

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>>135555038
>Sex? With a B-class?
Yes please.

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>>135560695

>>135560512
psykos

>>135560570
not for me

I am a fubooty kind of guy

I am saying there is someone for everyone. The only thing we are missing is a kuudere

>>135560841
>Saitama also knows her name
She knows his name, Saitama hasn't even called her by her name

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>>135560695

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>>135560917

>>135560991
>>135558332

>>135560917
S-class ass tbqh

>>135560928
Y-you can't do that!

>>135560928
DELETE THIS

>>135560695
Hold it, they are both girls.

>>135561059
Oh, I thought you were talking about Tatsumaki. Pay no mind to me

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>>135560928

>>135561118
But that's forbidden love.
Only one of them is above the age of consent.

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>>135560917
>>135561064
More like ASS-Class

>>135560807
>no dick
What is Saitama supposed to do?

>>135559103
I think you might have caught a case of the gay.

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Can we get some new Fubuki pics in here?

>>135561324
Fuck Genos in the mouth

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>>135560261
>>135560807

I choose
>roboslut

>>135561375
Who?

>>135561395
One-Thrust man.

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>>135561375
maybe

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>>135561375
check pixiv

How come people never sexualize Psykos? I've only seen like one artwork. Does she get no focus in the manga?

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>>135561375

>>135561517
Because people wait for Murata to do all the work for them so they can copy her looks without inventing anything of their own, all of OPM girls are canonically ugly.

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>>135561380
pic related

>>135561517
they're waiting for Murata's redesign.

>>135561517
We'll have to wait for Murata to draw her in the manga if we want to get plenty of lewds of her

>>135556189
xD

Hey, does anyone know if http://exhentai.org/g/889037/ea7eff808d/ will be translated anytime soon? It looks pretty good.

>>135556189
Degenerate?

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Let's decide.

http://strawpoll.me/6426543

>>135561595
>all of OPM girls are canonically ugly.

no. For that to be the case, characters in the story or the narration would have to comment on them being ugly. Now if you mean, ONE draws them ugly because of his art, that's a different story, but it doesn't make them canonically ugly.

>>135561886
Kek, 100% think Fubuki is best girl :^)

>>135561892
>comment on them being ugly
>everyone in story are ugly

Being ugly in OPM world is ok.

>>135561886
The 1 person who voted for Genos is a degenerate.

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>>135561886

Tats
>naggy girlfriend

Fubu
>high maintenance girlfriend

Genos
>clingy girlfriend

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>>135562046
Foiled again

>>135561886
>http://strawpoll.me/6426543
What the fuck?

when the anime was airing Tatsumaki dominated the polls

when the hell did the blizzard faction come back

So how far is Murata from ONE? Will Murata eventually resort to fillers?

>>135562087
kek

>>135562114
Since the new ONE chapter.

>>135562114
Warcraft movie got announced.

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Looks like fresh C89 swag. I hope it gets scanned soon.

>>135562136
He's 30-50 chapters behind.

>>135562046
if she looks like that at 22 could you imagine her as a MILF?

>>135562160
you cheeky mofo

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>>135562136
>eventually resort to
He's been in filler for like ten chapters now. Official ONE-written filler, but still filler.

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you guys are fucking fickle. you pick a sister and you stick with her

Don't switch to whichever one makes your dick twitch at the moment

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>>135561886
>http://strawpoll.me/6426543
>No Speed of Sound Fuckboy
Other it is, then.

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>>135562339
im 19 she looks pretty milfy for me

>>135562279
What does her sweat smell like?

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>>135562339
I'd imagine her hair would be longer and she would wear it in a ponytail. She'd also wear an outfit similar to that one girl from The Evil Within if you have ever played it.
>>135562429
I live and die by the Fubooty, no amount of shitty brat will ever change that

>>135556341

So easy to spot reddit.

Hello.

>>135562536
strawberries

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Saitama in Injustice

in this alternateworld I could see him having both tatsumaki and fubuki under his clutches.

>>135562429
Eh I actually like Tatsumaki, Fubuki doesn't really interest me I just think she's boring

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>>135562811
that's kinda odd looking.

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>>135562875
I want to lick Fubuki's lips

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>>135562751
He's a villain for a hobby

As always, thread starts off with Tats and Fubukifags invade.

Yes Tatsumaki we all know you'd rape your sister if you could.

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>>135563036
what happens to genos in this world? is he a kill?

>>135561886
>fubuki winning

FUCKING NOOOOOOOORMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>135558332
Jesus christ, the art is MS Paint tier

>>135563036
I wonder what his personality would be alike? I assume it would be the opposite of your average villain.

>>135563179
He would be his servant or just be a student.

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here is true best girl

>>135563316
Pretty amazing shit, huh?

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>>135563363
I AM LORD BOROTH, DOMINATHOR OF THE UNIVERTH

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>>135560928

>>135562875
looks western drawn

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i want to fug saitama

Fubuki best girl

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>>135563559
OH YEAH

>>135563559
Oh Yeah

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>>135563538
?

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>>135563559
>>135563581
>>135563593

Oh no

>>135563559
Oh yeah

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>>135563650
>you will never have a bald qt to snuggle with and save you during battle

why even live pham

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>>135563651

>>135556189
You're less than worthless. You're a human guinea pig.

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>>135563707

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>>135563559
besto garl

>>135563538
>>135563650
>>135563707
>>135563764
Not enough bald or shaved girls in anime.

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>>135563355
genos would be the worthless good for nothing servant. villain saitama's student spot should be reserved for garou.

>King and Licenseless Rider will be the heroes in this world.
>They'll convince Genos to side with them later on in the story
>Then Genos will try and get Tatsumaki on their side since Fubuki will be too afraid to turn against Saitama
>Of course Tats joins them because the villain must be defeated.
>Once her sister sees how strong Tatsumaki had gotten then she'll feel confident enough to join with tats and the others

could make for an interesting story

>>135563811
I think King would die early on, 'cause Saitama would think he's the only threat to him.

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>>135563651
Oh geez

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>>135563931
im ok with this

>>135563921
>the heroes would band together to look for the secret to King's power, the King's Treasury
>have to traverse the depths of a ruined buried city swarmed with demon and above tier monsters and MK's machines
>risk death at every turn to find the world's most obscure doujin collection
>Genos chooses to remain and look for clues and ends up becoming god tier off the comprehensive fighting game strategy guides on his computer

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>>135563921
don't kill the story so early anon.

Once saitama faces off against King and his makeshift gang of heroes a giant alienship interrupts them. Who's in there? The universe strongest hero Boros is

>I've been looking all over the universe for the strongest villain

Annnd that's all i got.

>>135564239
What's with Snek/Fubuki ship shit.

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>>135564366
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=48180292

Snek is just a shit tier babysitter

>>135564419
Huh. I figured the baby sitter thing was a set up for some creepy parallel, it has been years now but I had spent time with people who were way into shipping.

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>>135564239
>instead of looking for a challenge, Boros instead has been committing galactic genocide leading up to his arrival on earth

>>135560695
>imouto loli doms christmas cake loli

I don't know how to feel about this

>>135561393
>that sausage
i understand this reference

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>>135564821
you secretly crave for it

>>135559272
>She's 15

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>>135565077
Even better than that
She's 14

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>you will never be this bored

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>>135563921
King would awaken and become the strongest hero in history

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choose only one.

>>135561886
FUBUKI BEST GEAUWL

OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>135555038
Midget, What's sex?

>>135562282
I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT THE C STANDS FOR

Yes, I'm that retarded. I just found it so weird because I have a few doujins from C50 and below

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anyone good with ascii art? found an archive of opm stuff but it's somewhat distorted.
http://yaruo.b4t.jp/index.php?id=HukuTemp/%E3%81%9D%E3%81%AE%E4%BB%96%E4%BD%9C%E5%93%81/%E3%82%84%E3%83%BB%E3%82%89%E3%83%BB%E3%82%8F%E8%A1%8C/%E3%83%AF%E3%83%B3%E3%83%91%E3%83%B3%E3%83%9E%E3%83%B3.mlt

>>135565470
>Wakemeup.png

>>135565329
>tats trying to hold down her dress

I MUST PULL FURTHER

>>135565651
She doesn't wear panties, right?

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>>135565651

does anyone know the chapter number for kings fight with the 3 monsters?

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>>135563363

>>135565680
she does. king has seen them before.

she doesnt in murata though and murata has to be approved by ONE so Im sure he would say she wears them on some days and some days she doesnt

>>135566218
I completely forgot about King seeing her panties. What do you think her underwear schedule is like?

>>135566217
would you guys fuck it?

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>>135562576
You realize SCP originated on /x/, right?

>>135566378
There's probably an insane amount of nuclear radiation and electricity constantly coming out of that body.
It'd be the last thing I'd ever do, but fuck yes!

>>135566401
do japs even make scp stuff

>>135565470
It's not ASCII art, it's Shift_JIS art.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shift_JIS_art

It's meant to be rendered in MS PGothic; if you render it in some other font like Arial (the default 4chan font) the art will be distorted.

Is it wrong that I want to bully Saitama?

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>>135562429

but I picked tatsumaki from the start

be honest /a/

if you had saitama strength, what would you do with it

>>135566689

go on a special sale

>>135566689
I'm not a retard who only lives for fighting so nothing.

>>135566689
cum with the force of a thousand suns

>>135566689
Continue the life normally and maybe do a superhero patrol once in a while.

>>135566689
Enter strongman/athletic competitions like the olympics and make bank and fame from just lifting weights.

>>135566689
Jump into space and suffocate

>>135566689
Continue to stay home and use my computer.

>>135566689
I would try to figure out a way to live without having to do that much work.

would probably be going to a shit country like brazil and stealing lots of money from corrupt druglords and then invest it when i got back to america

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>>135566539
They've got a respectable listing of their own, yeah.

>>135566689
punch myself

is there any tats buttjob pics

>>135566689
Trade it for Murata's drawing ability, also I would rather have Tatsumaki's power cause I'm lazy and short

>>135566689
World domination would be easy to pull off. I just have to gather a fuckton of followers around me to protect me later on.
This is the only way to reveal / use my abilities in public and not get harassed. And I'd like to use those abilities, they are pretty fun.
>rek a bunch of criminals in a spectacularly OP fashion
>all the media, the military and government agencies would be up my ass trying to arrest and dissect me like a fucknig monster
No thank you, I'd rather be a global dictator than having to put up with that shit.

>>135566842
Why not buy a scuba tank and explore the solar system?

>>135567394
>implying Saitama could jump much further than the moon

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oh SHIT

THE DEADLY JAPANESE COLD

ONE NOOOOOO

>>135567610
Let's start sacrificing anons to bring him back to full health.

>>135563770
Close third

>>135567610
>39 degree C
>needing to go to the emergency room

Fucking nips and their shit immune systems

>>135567591
>implying he couldn't
The question is, would the earth be safe after he did it.

>>135567695
Good immune systems are a feminine trait. High test men easily get colds, baka faggot

>>135559272
where is tanktop girl? I read both versions and I don't ever remember seeing her

>>135567695
What does it say? Does he have a fever?

>>135567695
I'm starting to pass out around 37,5. My normal temperature is 36,0.

>>135567756
He was sick yesterday

>not boiling eggs on your forehead while enjoying your 50 C body temp

Wimps

>>135567732
She appears in some weird extra chapter.

>>135563483
I wonder if we'll ever see his sister

>>135567695
I thought colds ain't shit but then I got a >39 degree fever and developed a mild case of pneumonia afterwards.

>>135567808
That's not even boiling point faggot

>>135567923
rekt

>>135567812
what the, how can one be so slow? We have seen his sister for weeks now

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>>135563559
OH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>135567784
What's with him and Murata getting sick lately?

>>135564239
Universe's strongest hero? Don't you mean the strongest admiral of the galactic patrol crew responding to an emergency situation in the sector?

>>135567198
But they wouldn't be able to..

>>135568196
Murata has always had a horrible immune system and is prone to getting sick (fucking near death too)

This is the first time Ive heard ONE get sick

These niggas need some Vitamin D like god damn

>>135568239
Well they ARE indoors most of the day. Then again, so are most of us..

>>135568236
But they'd keep trying and annoying the shit out of you.

>>135566689
Mosey over on to Parliament and offer the politicians my services for a hefty fee.

Ask if there's any mountains needing removal or inland seas they want. Offer to walk into Syria or whatever and kill whoever they want.

>>135568270
You'd just have to put your foot down loud enough.

>>135566689
Go around sprinting and raping random woman.

I would actually go around poke holes in the walls of everyone's houses, cars, lockers, etc.

>>135568196
It's winter and they are working hard so that they have enough chapters adapted for season 2

>>135568271
But with that power, you want to be a puppet?

>>135566689
Go to ghettos and punch craters into anyone that dares piss me off

>>135568344
I just want a bit of money so I can live the life of a super powered NEET.

>>135568310
Why rape random women when you can rape the ones you know?
http://imgur.com/a/8Gx7E

>>135568358
>piss people off on purpose in an attempt to justify murdering people

>>135568344
Well puppet seems strong, i think hes more of their goon/dirty henchmen for hire, and could turn on them if he wanted

Sounds like a rather fair trade for a bit of dosh

>>135566689

Become a legit super hero, obviously. And get fucking rich by doing occasional jobs for wealthy bastards.

>>135568392
No I wouldn't be pissing anyone off
I mean walking into a place typically full of assholes, and murdering anyone who attempts to be an asshole to me specifically

Would be doing the world a favor

What'll it be /a/?

Secret identity or public identity?

>>135568461
>murder people for making fun of you
>they're the assholes

>>135566689
become a villain that the entire world must unite to defeat, who constantly goes around destroying military armaments and bases
except I'll just go around punching people trying to start wars and shit non lethally, then stealing food and sit around on my home on some remote island
learn multiple languages and zip into towns whenever I need stuff or internet
honestly being a hero for fun sounds pretty good too.

>>135568507
I'm a hypocrit

>>135560261
There isn't a megane girl, they might as well all be irrelevant.

>>135566689

Everyone of us would probably end up being King, but if he actually had the power to go with his hype.

>>135568499
public
have to keep humanity on its toes so it's constantly trying to shape up
punch all the guys taking advantage of others' fears en masse, too, especially if they're high up on the hierarchical chain

>>135565077
what are you gay

>>135566689
I will reveal that ISIS is actually the fruit of the west's propaganda

>>135568547
>There isn't a megane girl
Psykos, dude.

>>135568271
I'd go to the middle east for fun without even being asked. I'll get my own treasure. There's probably some ISIS controlled bank with a fuckton of gold that I could go ham on.

>>135568645
Have fun carrying it all back home.

>>135568676
I've played Dead Money. I know what to do.

>>135568698
Unless you have access to hammer space you're fucked.

One Panch Man goods page
http://animeyahonpo.web.fc2.com/eng/2015/2015-10-9ef2.htm

>>135568750
why here over amiami?

>>135567713
Wait.... really?!

>>135565154
So glad I am from Germany Country of true freedom.

>>135568499
Secret identity. Superhero would be just a hobby and I still want to have a resting place.

>>135568880
More like country of muslims.

Eehehehehe.

>>135568880
Mein kampf is being republishe in Germany soon, you gonna buy it and read it Hans?

>>135567713
>feminine trait

Um...what?

>be me
>work in retail
>been kfc cook, trolley collector, manual labor hand currently
>women in said jobs are 99.9% cashiers
>with the 00.1% being the one who trained me
>always least 3 different women sick each week
>rotating
>have only had 4 sick days
>in 10 years

Where did this factoid come from, I can understand men getting injuries but women are always fucking sick, colds, period months, dying, doing hamstrings in despite just standing in one spot for 8 hours.

Only seen other guys go down due to back injuries me included.

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>>135568636
You just motivated me to get back to the manga.

>pedophile nazis and future school shooters shitposting

Nice thread you got here fellas.

>>135568986
Hey, if someone wouldnpay me a good lump of change to pretend to be good guy hero superman or something, id do that too.

Follow the green trail my friend

>>135568986
That's every 4chan thread though.

>>135569033
Why not just take the money? Who's gonna stop you?

>>135569062
Where's your sense of morality?

>>135569062
>>135569081
when you got powers like saitama power can go to one's head.

Its why americans love guns.

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>>135561375
At this point I gotta say "sure, yes that's sexy as fuck, but how does she get into those clothes or get them off without ruining them?"

>>135569062
Good point

Maybe id do that too

But then they stop trusting me and the cash flow would stop

Tricksy nature of hired goonery

>>135569141
Psychic power.

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>>135561886
>anyone but Genos

>>135566689
I would probably do whatever I want because nothing could hurt me.

I'd like to find some drug lords home and just walk in and start eating their food in front of them.
Or just walk into the white house and find obummer and smack him for being a faggot.
Or go to my ex's house and find out where her boyfriend is then throw him through a wall, then kidnap her and brainwash her till she wants to dick, then not give it to her.
Or hop over to Israel and wipe it off the globe.
Then i'd become the worlds first human natural disaster and use my status to have the perfect house for myself built with free utilities and 24/7 internet that never fails because for every minute its down is 100 miles of land i'll destroy.
Then i'd force the worlds governments to come to an agreement to start the research and application of household personal robots that range from sexbots to surrogate parents.
Then i'd watch the world fall apart as people fall in love with robots then gradually realize that robots cant love them back of their own will because theyre programmed to show affection.

>>135569141
It's actually a really baggy dress she keeps clinged to her with psychic power.

anytime

>>135569235
Seeing responses like this make me beg to ask.

What are the chances of Saitama surviving a tactical nuke point blank?

I'd imagine at least affecting your sperm count

>>135568880
>says the c.uck

>>135555038
I want Tatsumaki to rape me.

>>135569301
i want pri-pri prisoner to rape you

>>135569290
He jumped through a fuckhuge meteor. That has more kinetic energy than any manmade nuclear explosion.

>>135569290
Well it really depends. The heat would fry his clothes entirely, the lack of oxygen would at the very least make him unable ot breath, because no matter how strong you are, if theres no air, theres no air. He might have temporary blindness as well. If his body and organs are "just" durable, then radiation would affect his sperm, at least for a few years.

>>135569290
100%. How is this even a question?

>>135566539
http://exhentai.org/g/801276/b3a727f529/ Trust me, I don't understand it either.

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>>135569235
>this post

Damm, never change /a/

>>135569350
He's talking about the radiation.

>>135569349
I want slicing shemale to slice your dick.

>>135569290
Nukes can't hurt him and I doubt radiation could give him cancer rather than a different set of superpowers.

>>135569383
How exactly would radiation affect his DNA or cells? His power isn't magic, it comes from his body gaining those physical qualities, meaning that he should be just as durable and invincible on the micro level as he is on the macro level.

>>135557198
was it foot faggotry that killed the dinosaurs?

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>>135555038
Just bend over you shitty brat

>>135569407
I suppose in this universe he could get new powers from a nuke, but I have yet to hear any real world examples of people gaining anything useful from from radiation.

>>135569450
Is there a full version of this?

Google shows nothing

>>135569453
Tumors are pretty useful to suicidal people.

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>>135555038
I WANNA BE

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>>135569490
THE SAIKYO

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>>135569512
HEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did the rest of the new chapter get posted yet, or did ONEs foul japanese flu prevent him from continuing?

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>>135569486
I meant actually useful things.

Besides suicide is done quick and painless, the point of suicide is to escape the pain, not to make the pain worse.

Would the series be improved if Genos was a girl?

>>135569477
I don't know anon, I just saved the pic croped from another thread

>>135569512
>To bring out powers beyond the limit of living flesh
I swear Boros has the best in the series.

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>>135569566
Yes

>>135563355
>His rank goes up thanks to constant robberies and high success rate, but it goes down due to him constantly giving the stuff he steals away due to lack of storage space and killing off monsters that damage his property.

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>>135566689

>>135567695
You'd have a shit immune system too if you made it a custom to turn off the heat in your house/apt. at night. Keeping a hot water bottle at your feet is not a sufficient means of warming oneself in bed. It's 2016, Japan.

>>135569571
>the best line
shit

>>135566689
Kill every jew on the planet

>>135569744
Hello /pol/-kun

>>135569709
Who the fuck keeps the heating on at night? Do you not own a quilt cover or anything similar?

>>135569774
Maybe he is just Muslim?

>>135569787
Everyone here in Freedomland that I know. Central heating and air is common here. Keeping a constant temp helps prevent colds.

Would you guys rape girls if you had saitama's power?

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>>135567695
>tfw have not been genuinely sick in years, not even a cold

I feel like something horrible is going to happen to me.

>>135569530
Why does the planet go from purple to earth like?

>>135566689
Destroy the jews
Fuck them tatsumakis

>>135562455
Is...is that an Evil TankTopper?

Tanktop Ripper, maybe?

>>135569847
Here in the UK practically no one has air conditioning and people generally have their heating off by the time they go to bed. We don't have a cold epidemic. I can't even remember the last time I had one.

Japs just have shit genes.

>>135569821
Kill them, too.

>>135555038
How does Fubuki change herself to be a potential lover for Saitama?

>>135569867
I wouldn't need to. I'd just lift some weights and be all, "Hey babes, you miring?"

>>135569847
No it doesn't. Also staying hot at night is bad for you. It causes nightmares. Take note of how hot you feel the next time you wake from a nightmare.

>>135569922
>that moment when you realize there could be an arc about the tank tops.

>>135568196
They shared bodily fluids is my guess

>>135569235
>wipe NYC/California off the globe

Fixed that for you.

>>135569867
Considering his power it'd be closer to murder.

And while the idea of my gore fetish makes me curious I don't think I have the moral backbone to survive the aftermath.

So no, at most I'd demonstrate my power and force them for a free lapdance.

That way I can go back to the same girl rather than leave a trail of corpses.

>>135569971
But his body isn't that amazing, his body is well proportioned, but not rare.

Unless you were talking about lifting jumbo jets, and even then considering he was a no body for so long despite his power and body how would you fare better?

>>135569922
>>135570028
Oh my god. Tank Top Rogue!

He took the power of the tank top in the wrong direction!

>>135558332
How does one become Saitama's friend?

>>135559103
No, it's perfectly normal, they're just cartoon characters

>>135570028
>>135570074
Hell, he could have been Tank Top Master's archrival, just as strong as him, but opposed to him diametrically in his idealization of the Tank Top's true nature.

Then he gets taken out by Garou without his even realizing who he was, just like he'd go on to do to TTM a few days later.

Totally plausible.

>>135570074
What if TTR was Tanktop Master's greatest student but he went rogue and beat up all the other tanktoppers and he was there to hear about the prophecy, secretly planning to become the great threat himself?

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>Walk into room
>see this

What do?

>>135570085
Licenless rider is his friend
King is his friend
Genos MAY be considered his friend

Just be a cool dude, not some wish-washy mob leader constantly talking down on you

>>135568966
Maybe he's got immunity mixed up with higher pain tolerance.

>>135570237
[X] GENUFLECT

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>using the versatility of the tanktop for evil

The greatest crime imaginable.

>>135570237
*unzips dick

>>135570003
That just isn't true. Whenever I wear more layers and socks while sleeping and wake up warm I have good dreams. When I am in normal or cold conditions my sleep is dreamless.

Just because you wake up sweating from a nightmare doesn't mean warm = nightmare.

>>135563036
I mean it's only a matter of time before Saitama goes evil right? Boros seemed like pretty blatant foreshadowing.

>>135570237
Close the door and walk away.
I know she is a legit psychotic asshole who would sooner shred you to pieces than show an ounce of human kindness.

>>135566689

Mostly just run really fast to wherever I feel like going. It might take a while for me to figure out anything proactive to do with it (laziness.)

>>135570039
No, I would not rape people. Only someone very sick in the head would consider that.

>>135570039
Yeah but then you would cum and the jizz would shot a hole through her skull.

>>135569290
He survived two beam attacks from Boros and you could assume they were able to affect things on molecular level
Simply put, his skin seems to be impenetrable when he's fighting so radiation wouldn't affect him

>>135570343
>That just isn't true.

I literally heard it on the show where all the califorian doctors wear scrubs while sitting at a desk and talk about random shit to improve your life.

>>135569477
SauceNao friend
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53438496

Is there any trick to using smoke grenades for a painless base dev extraction spree? I tried using them, but it's not really working out.

>>135570685
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53438496

thanks senpai

>>135570685
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53438496
cheers

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>>135569477
Why does this face make you want to fap? It's not exactly erotic.

>>135570833
Because I accurately guessed what was happening based on her approximate position.

Lets just say he found her lunch

>>135570767
>>135570767
What's with these sites and registering in order to view content?

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>>135567713
>claiming certain genetic traits are gender related
Why you got be a faggot anon? You should know this from highschool.

>>135570997
Ask the site owners.

Not much of an issue for me, login page was in english (at the time anyway), accounts are free and unlike other sites I don't get randomly logged out.

It...might also be because of the adult content, you look up a name tag and it can be quite glorious, or horrific if you aren't into some fetishes.

>>135570833
>woman in agony
>not erotic
wut mate?

The key to not getting sick is by just being an Ol' Dirty Bastard.

Seriously though, I shower like once a week or every to weeks and haven't had a cold in years. My own filth battles off the sickness for me.

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I (brit) sleep with my window wide open its so cold you can see your own breath. Any less and it is too hot. I also hate the sun and I never get a cold.

>>135571296
Natural bacteria membrane but big soap has us wash it away every day

>>135555555

>>135571296
I shower only twice a week despite manual labor based job but I felt better and not in a perpetual meh state when I did shower every day.

State of mind, sheer will and keeping fit works better, if you're a fat neckbeard who never washes chances are you never leave the house TO get sick.

>>135571445
Wanna trade?

I'm an Aussie and I'm sick of summer, sounds heavenly.

>>135571455
>Natural bacteria membrane but big soap has us wash it away every day

Is this from the same line of thinking that being really fat keeps us warm?

I'm not being sarcastic I'm curious if this is factual or not.