Not like Saitama's gonna want to do anything with her after the current arc is done. She's going full villain right now, while Fubuki is just appearing better and better in his eyes (or at least he's defending her quite hard).
Of course, Saitama is easy on forgiveness, so nothing is ever definitive with him, but still.
He does agree that heroes should be stronger and be able to defend shit by themselves instead of depending on others all the time, however he just really doesn't like her method of doing it
Saitama fully agree's that fubuki will end up nowhere if she keeps with her group stuff, he literally said the same when she first went to recruit him, what he's been disagreeing is that Tats wants to control Fubuki's life and is going too far for a discussion between sisters.
That's what he told Fubuki because she relied too much on her group keeping everyone down to make it easier for herself, but he also doesn't think heroes should just go completely lone wolf like Tatsumaki. Otherwise he wouldn't be fighting for Fubuki in the first place.
so basically, saitama is stuck in the middle of their little squabble. i think in the end tatsumaki and fubuki will come to an understanding that both their ideals suck.
it's all just a matter of how ONE will handle it
Well Saitama is in A-Class, So I can only assume this is what Saitama says before he fucks Fubuki.
I don't really find her appealing. Same for Fubuki.
There are no girls I want to fuck in One Punch Man
What about the other background girls, like Lily or Tank Top Girl?
she will be dominated by high class
More like ASS-Class
Can we get some new Fubuki pics in here?
they're waiting for Murata's redesign.
>all of OPM girls are canonically ugly.
no. For that to be the case, characters in the story or the narration would have to comment on them being ugly. Now if you mean, ONE draws them ugly because of his art, that's a different story, but it doesn't make them canonically ugly.
>high maintenance girlfriend
Looks like fresh C89 swag. I hope it gets scanned soon.
>eventually resort to
He's been in filler for like ten chapters now. Official ONE-written filler, but still filler.
you guys are fucking fickle. you pick a sister and you stick with her
Don't switch to whichever one makes your dick twitch at the moment
>No Speed of Sound Fuckboy
Other it is, then.
I'd imagine her hair would be longer and she would wear it in a ponytail. She'd also wear an outfit similar to that one girl from The Evil Within if you have ever played it.
I live and die by the Fubooty, no amount of shitty brat will ever change that
Saitama in Injustice
in this alternateworld I could see him having both tatsumaki and fubuki under his clutches.
He's a villain for a hobby
what happens to genos in this world? is he a kill?
I AM LORD BOROTH, DOMINATHOR OF THE UNIVERTH
>you will never have a bald qt to snuggle with and save you during battle
why even live pham
genos would be the worthless good for nothing servant. villain saitama's student spot should be reserved for garou.
>King and Licenseless Rider will be the heroes in this world.
>They'll convince Genos to side with them later on in the story
>Then Genos will try and get Tatsumaki on their side since Fubuki will be too afraid to turn against Saitama
>Of course Tats joins them because the villain must be defeated.
>Once her sister sees how strong Tatsumaki had gotten then she'll feel confident enough to join with tats and the others
could make for an interesting story
>the heroes would band together to look for the secret to King's power, the King's Treasury
>have to traverse the depths of a ruined buried city swarmed with demon and above tier monsters and MK's machines
>risk death at every turn to find
the world's most obscure doujin collection
Genos chooses to remain and look for clues and ends up becoming god tier off the comprehensive fighting game strategy guides on his computer
don't kill the story so early anon.
Once saitama faces off against King and his makeshift gang of heroes a giant alienship interrupts them. Who's in there? The universe strongest hero Boros is
>I've been looking all over the universe for the strongest villain
Annnd that's all i got.
Snek is just a shit tier babysitter
>instead of looking for a challenge, Boros instead has been committing galactic genocide leading up to his arrival on earth
Even better than that
King would awaken and become the strongest hero in history
anyone good with ascii art? found an archive of opm stuff but it's somewhat distorted.
she does. king has seen them before.
she doesnt in murata though and murata has to be approved by ONE so Im sure he would say she wears them on some days and some days she doesnt
You realize SCP originated on /x/, right?
It's not ASCII art, it's Shift_JIS art.
It's meant to be rendered in MS PGothic; if you render it in some other font like Arial (the default 4chan font) the art will be distorted.
I would try to figure out a way to live without having to do that much work.
would probably be going to a shit country like brazil and stealing lots of money from corrupt druglords and then invest it when i got back to america
They've got a respectable listing of their own, yeah.
World domination would be easy to pull off. I just have to gather a fuckton of followers around me to protect me later on.
This is the only way to reveal / use my abilities in public and not get harassed. And I'd like to use those abilities, they are pretty fun.
>rek a bunch of criminals in a spectacularly OP fashion
>all the media, the military and government agencies would be up my ass trying to arrest and dissect me like a fucknig monster
No thank you, I'd rather be a global dictator than having to put up with that shit.
Murata has always had a horrible immune system and is prone to getting sick (fucking near death too)
This is the first time Ive heard ONE get sick
These niggas need some Vitamin D like god damn
Mosey over on to Parliament and offer the politicians my services for a hefty fee.
Ask if there's any mountains needing removal or inland seas they want. Offer to walk into Syria or whatever and kill whoever they want.
No I wouldn't be pissing anyone off
I mean walking into a place typically full of assholes, and murdering anyone who attempts to be an asshole to me specifically
Would be doing the world a favor
become a villain that the entire world must unite to defeat, who constantly goes around destroying military armaments and bases
except I'll just go around punching people trying to start wars and shit non lethally, then stealing food and sit around on my home on some remote island
learn multiple languages and zip into towns whenever I need stuff or internet
honestly being a hero for fun sounds pretty good too.
have to keep humanity on its toes so it's constantly trying to shape up
punch all the guys taking advantage of others' fears en masse, too, especially if they're high up on the hierarchical chain
I'd go to the middle east for fun without even being asked. I'll get my own treasure. There's probably some ISIS controlled bank with a fuckton of gold that I could go ham on.
>work in retail
>been kfc cook, trolley collector, manual labor hand currently
>women in said jobs are 99.9% cashiers
>with the 00.1% being the one who trained me
>always least 3 different women sick each week
>have only had 4 sick days
>in 10 years
Where did this factoid come from, I can understand men getting injuries but women are always fucking sick, colds, period months, dying, doing hamstrings in despite just standing in one spot for 8 hours.
Only seen other guys go down due to back injuries me included.
You just motivated me to get back to the manga.
At this point I gotta say "sure, yes that's sexy as fuck, but how does she get into those clothes or get them off without ruining them?"
>anyone but Genos
I would probably do whatever I want because nothing could hurt me.
I'd like to find some drug lords home and just walk in and start eating their food in front of them.
Or just walk into the white house and find obummer and smack him for being a faggot.
Or go to my ex's house and find out where her boyfriend is then throw him through a wall, then kidnap her and brainwash her till she wants to dick, then not give it to her.
Or hop over to Israel and wipe it off the globe.
Then i'd become the worlds first human natural disaster and use my status to have the perfect house for myself built with free utilities and 24/7 internet that never fails because for every minute its down is 100 miles of land i'll destroy.
Then i'd force the worlds governments to come to an agreement to start the research and application of household personal robots that range from sexbots to surrogate parents.
Then i'd watch the world fall apart as people fall in love with robots then gradually realize that robots cant love them back of their own will because theyre programmed to show affection.
Well it really depends. The heat would fry his clothes entirely, the lack of oxygen would at the very least make him unable ot breath, because no matter how strong you are, if theres no air, theres no air. He might have temporary blindness as well. If his body and organs are "just" durable, then radiation would affect his sperm, at least for a few years.
How exactly would radiation affect his DNA or cells? His power isn't magic, it comes from his body gaining those physical qualities, meaning that he should be just as durable and invincible on the micro level as he is on the macro level.
I meant actually useful things.
Besides suicide is done quick and painless, the point of suicide is to escape the pain, not to make the pain worse.
>His rank goes up thanks to constant robberies and high success rate, but it goes down due to him constantly giving the stuff he steals away due to lack of storage space and killing off monsters that damage his property.
You'd have a shit immune system too if you made it a custom to turn off the heat in your house/apt. at night. Keeping a hot water bottle at your feet is not a sufficient means of warming oneself in bed. It's 2016, Japan.
>tfw have not been genuinely sick in years, not even a cold
I feel like something horrible is going to happen to me.
Here in the UK practically no one has air conditioning and people generally have their heating off by the time they go to bed. We don't have a cold epidemic. I can't even remember the last time I had one.
Japs just have shit genes.
Considering his power it'd be closer to murder.
And while the idea of
my gore fetishmakes me curious I don't think I have the moral backbone to survive the aftermath.
So no, at most I'd demonstrate my power and force them for a free lapdance.
That way I can go back to the same girl rather than leave a trail of corpses.
But his body isn't that amazing, his body is well proportioned, but not rare.
Unless you were talking about lifting jumbo jets, and even then considering he was a no body for so long despite his power and body how would you fare better?
Hell, he could have been Tank Top Master's archrival, just as strong as him, but opposed to him diametrically in his idealization of the Tank Top's true nature.
Then he gets taken out by Garou without his even realizing who he was, just like he'd go on to do to TTM a few days later.
What if TTR was Tanktop Master's greatest student but he went rogue and beat up all the other tanktoppers and he was there to hear about the prophecy, secretly planning to become the great threat himself?
>Walk into room
>using the versatility of the tanktop for evil
The greatest crime imaginable.
That just isn't true. Whenever I wear more layers and socks while sleeping and wake up warm I have good dreams. When I am in normal or cold conditions my sleep is dreamless.
Just because you wake up sweating from a nightmare doesn't mean warm = nightmare.
He survived two beam attacks from Boros and you could assume they were able to affect things on molecular level
Simply put, his skin seems to be impenetrable when he's fighting so radiation wouldn't affect him
Why does this face make you want to fap? It's not exactly erotic.
>claiming certain genetic traits are gender related
Why you got be a faggot anon? You should know this from highschool.
Ask the site owners.
Not much of an issue for me, login page was in english (at the time anyway), accounts are free and unlike other sites I don't get randomly logged out.
It...might also be because of the adult content, you look up a name tag and it can be quite glorious, or horrific if you aren't into some fetishes.
The key to not getting sick is by just being an
Ol' Dirty Bastard.
Seriously though, I shower like once a week or every to weeks and haven't had a cold in years. My own filth battles off the sickness for me.
I (brit) sleep with my window wide open its so cold you can see your own breath. Any less and it is too hot. I also hate the sun and I never get a cold.
I shower only twice a week despite manual labor based job but I felt better and not in a perpetual meh state when I did shower every day.
State of mind, sheer will and keeping fit works better, if you're a fat neckbeard who never washes chances are you never leave the house TO get sick.
I'm an Aussie and I'm sick of summer, sounds heavenly.
>Natural bacteria membrane but big soap has us wash it away every day
Is this from the same line of thinking that being really fat keeps us warm?
I'm not being sarcastic I'm curious if this is factual or not.
You haven't had a cold because you get exposed to the virus. I thought I was like you until I went to japan and damn near died from their cold. I hadn't had a cold for years before then.
I actually work 60 hours a week in a company of about 850+ people handling boxes shipped form all over the world. The key is not looking like filth ridden mutt. Baby wipe your balls and wipe your ass with wet wipes.
Eating well and staying fit also helps.
I used to think I was like you. I got a blood test to compete with my dad (we were trying to see who was fitter). I had almost no antibodies in my blood. Probably because I'd not been sick for so long.
Well shit that's almost double my work hours and obviously workload as well.
I could eat better than what I currently am now, I just gotten off having my blood pressure at 140 down to 120 (was eating kfc everyday, thought I was fine being 65kg skinny shit) but I added more exercise to my routine.
I'm guess I'm just lucky, no one complained about BO and I also do alot of customer service work, guess they let it go because
they seen me christmas eve pushing shopping trolleys for 9 hours.
I still have the best work attendance record, maybe total 2 weeks off in 6 years in sickness...never eating work's asian salads again though, gives you the shits.
>where is tanktop girl? I read both versions and I don't ever remember seeing her
>I mean it's only a matter of time before Saitama goes evil right? Boros seemed like pretty blatant foreshadowing.
Actually it is pretty obvious Saitama isn't evil. Because if he WAS even slightly evil, he would almost certainly have mutated by now. It does not take very much for someone to start growing horns and wings in the OPM universe.
I can't wait to see how Murata draws Psykos she already looks pretty hot hot in One's artstyle, you can't say the same about Fubuki and Tatsumaki so I hope Murata makes her really stunning.
I want to have sex with Maki-chan.
I want to make love to Tatsumaki-chan
Don't look down on it
He's not proactive enough to be in top 3 and getting more feats is almost always problematic for him.
I know, but it's still kind of weird. The strongest person should be number one.
also Tatsumaki is a hateable little cunt, she shouldn't be popular outside of people who want to fuck her.
But how do you determine strongest?
You can't, not really. So the association settles for "most effective", which is more important anyways. The only oddball is Blast, because Rank 1 shouldn't belong to someone who ostensibly does so little, but there's probably a special reason.
That besides, the public don't know about Tatsumaki's personality, just that she's a cute brat with incredible psychic powers and (seems to) stomp more monsters per day than anyone else.
>cute loli torso/head
>mature, full-grown ass and thighs
You tell me.
Repostan from last night
>Shababawa's prophesy was a Hero Civil War
>Metal Knight reveals himself as a traitor (possible Organization tie in)
>Sweet Mask is revealed as monster that wanted to become a hero (reverse Garou)
>heroes split along different allegiances, senses of morality
>every fight hype as fuck, ONE being the power-level fag that he is
>Metal Bat vs Atomic Samurai
>Sweet Mask vs Puri Puri Prisoner
>Demon Cyborg + Drive Knight vs Metal Knight
>the other S-tier fighters get screentime
>Tats is healing in the background and Saitama just thinks it's another squabble
>Blast makes his debut appearance to stop the infighting
>Saitama somehow takes all the blame and things change as the universe's way of keeping him out of S class
>good guy executes criminals on the spot
>this is acceptable
>good guy rapes criminals
>this is so offensive I have to skip the parts of episodes that the character appears in
Tumblr's echo chamber is retarded
>Implying that I am talking about peoples age.
Look a short girl is not equal to loli.
Tatsumaki is a midget with a women's physique.
So I've been thinking.
Saitama never mentioned sets.
I bet even I could do 100 pushups /etc a day if I was full blown NEET and spread them out over 16 hours. Although I'm sure I couldn't keep it up for many days in a row.
>spread them out over 16 hours
Are there really full grown men who can't do at least 40-50 pushups a set?
I can understand woman since they have a much lower upper body strength and struggle with pushups in particular, but even I can do 50 and I'm far from being in shape.
Saitama's training regimen isn't particularly impressive, that's the joke.
>worst, most annoying character in the series
>/a/ loves it because lol pedo loli sugoi moe ::::DDDDD
>Are there really full grown men who can't do at least 40-50 pushups a set?
Is this... a joke? You have some seriously whack expectations of the average person. The average couch potato, even if they're not overweight, can manage like 25/set at most.
>Saitama's training regimen isn't particularly impressive, that's the joke.
Yes, but that's because it's being compared to actual peak-performance training plans, whereas we're talking about the untrained pleb he was when he started it. Nobody could do his plan without a ramp up or prior training.
Whole picture is cute as fuck, all the Tanktops there for each other.
>implying all /a/ likes tastumaki because she is a loli.
I like her for her personality more after I read the webcomic.
But murata is trying to make tatsumaki more generic as shit.
Well, that's not terrible advice.
Remember kids, always wear a condom, never breed, and don't judge the lifestyles of others. It's not worth it. Die rich and happy and let the future populations worry about themselves.
>don't judge the lifestyles of others. It's not worth it.
Legit advice, but sadly you're in 4chan right now, so if anything people are judging you right now for being smart enough to not care about what strangers do that doesn't affect you.
>Saitama wears an Oppai hoodie
>there are Saitama x Fubuki shippers
If he prefers Oppai then he'll obviously never get it.
He's already held best girl's hand, and megamilk is a lesbian anyhow.
Yeah, she's a loli. One of her nicknames is "Supernaturally Gifted Child", after all. She's also got a complex about her height, is repeatedly called a brat (she admonished Genos for that, saying she was older than him), and jokingly thanked Black Sperm for "complimenting" her youthful appearance. I mean, if that's not obvious, Genos was also surprised that Tatsumaki is apparently the older sister of Fubuki, which means that he must have thought Fubuki was the older sister when she first spoke about her complex against Tatsumaki.
All signs point to Tatsumaki being your typical legal loli. I'm surprised there are guys like you who still haven't accepted it. Do you just have a complex against lolis for some reason?
Are you trying to convince me of something? Since he hasn't been acknowledged as handsome within the story and no one is going to see his muscles in his suit, you know. Rather, everyone who sees him doesn't really think anything special of him. He's got an unremarkable appearance. Only those who are able to see his real strength somehow know how amazing he is.
No, they have a far lower upper body strength as a matter of sexual dimorphism. The difference is smaller in lower body strength.
Top female olympic athletes are comparable to top 15 year old males in most disciplines.
And by the time all the white people died out even if we all stopped reproducing immediately, we'd all be robots living in artificial bodies anyways
Racism is like arguing over the paint color of the platform that the spaceship launches from
Fubuki da yo!
Best humiliation material.
There is a pretty clear line with how Murata draws Tatsumaki and how he draws actual lolis.
She's only joked on and mistaken as a child because she's really small. Otherwise plenty of her features already put her apart from the Murata lolis.
> "Supernaturally Gifted Child",
Wasn't it Psykos who said that? She should know Tats is the older sister and that she's older than her then. I fel like she only said that to piss her off.
Last time I had my blood work done it was solid. I'm a pretty healthy person aside from hygeine because fuck societal standards on what hygeine is. It probably helps that I don't share bodily fluids with people too though.