So who is your last fap of 2015 going to be dedicated to?
A sex story from my country about banging 4 middle schoolgirls. I print it in 8th grade. I imagined it would be hot since the self-insert would jam it inside their small mound and giving bulge but it turns out the writing is bad and the characters are one-dimmensional sex addict.
>He doesn't have loving consensual sex with his beloved
What a slut desu
My waifu as well
>Not having the best sex of the year with your waifu
Pic unrelated tho
I also like to lie on the internet
Nobody on /a/ gets laid unless you are gay or have incredibly low standards, also I'm fapping to the best loli in a video game.
She is so perfect
This probably won't help with that but a useful tool for the job anyway
I keep a log of all my faps, and my tradition is to keep my last fap for my most fapped character of the year, pic related for this year
to the best character from to love ru
You know men have the need to fap, because if they don't, they rape, and raping you're waifu is bad bad thing. Dummy-chan
>I keep a log of all my faps
I saw a screenshot one time on /b/ of some anon who had a detailed excel page of his fapping sessions for the entire year.
It was incredibly detailed, he listed the time it took him to ejaculate, what he fapped to, the experience rating, what he was fapping to, what music he was listening to it if any, etc.
I feel like that's a pretty autistic thing to do, logging your fap sessions I mean. I guess if you feel like there is some overarching goal to doing it, I mean I can see that the data might be useful I guess but I don't need to log my fap sessions to know what gets me off the fastest.
I fap to a bunch of different things but it's always clear what I enjoy more so as I said earlier you truly need to be autistic to log your faps.
one more since you anon deserve it
So when is the yearly fap thread starting?
>all this good taste
You know what /a/. Sometimes, you're alright. I think I'll join you.
It's already 2016 here, I just got back from work so the last fap I ended up fapping to was Misaki Shokuhou two days ago.
I cannot say I regret my choice but I would have preferred it to be Izuko.
Girls in hoodies are my fetish.
My waifu of course.
Do you take me for a nerdy fag that doesn't even make love to his waifu?
>2012 S with Mami-san, E with Mami-san
>2013 S with Mami-san, E with Mami-san
>2014 S with Mami-san, E with Mami-san
>2015 S with Mami-san, E with Mami-san
I'll start with Mami. THIS IS LAW OF CYCLES.
Why? She is the most beautiful woman in the planet, you all suck. Ok I post my 2d waifu.
>New Years approaching
What do you think it's going to be?
Happy sex change stories are so good.
I hope it's gonna be a
>my last fap of the year was already dedicated to Momo
>mfw this thread
I love you, /a/
I wish I could fap to my Waifu Tenshi, but there just isn't that many quality images of her. Pic related... my Waifu.
Probably, I became aware of having an anal fetish this year and it doesn't seem to have had any limits
will probably only go as far as 2D though, actual men disgust me
Good choice. Madoka got my new years love
I don't dedicate my fap, but the last one was one hour ago to this one.
What is it about Madoka that makes her the most fappable meguca?
OH GOD I ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES TO EJACULATE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It's the feeling of wanting to corrupt something so pure and innocent.
Oh fuck, I'm gonna bust for you.
>tfw fapped earlier today
>tfw my load won't be as special
Blow your sticky load.
I'm feeling the same pain. It was well 7-8h ago, when mogra started. And I don't remember what it was. Possibly one of the doujins made by the autor of Tsogare otome x Amnesia. Therefore, I can safely attribute the last fap to Yuuko, even if that doujinshi was about someone completly different.
There has been no good shit on my favorite pixiv/Gelbooru tags for like two weeks now.
Thanks for the fap /a/ and happy new year you sluts.
Not that /a/non, but i still have something left.
That face got me rock hard, are you gonna take responsibility for it?
>Unsealed Tamamo (the least attractive of her forms)
>Not jerking it to best knight
Don't worry about spilling some cum, i"ll make sure to swallow it all~
this thread never happened, until next year
Make sure to come back later if you want another service.
Do any other anons want to jerk off?
>not appreciating the symbolism of what I'm doing
Feel free to start masturbating. I have no doubt that you're very pent up.
It's exciting to fap when you could get caught.
Seeing that picture only made me harder /a/non.
Shit, thanks OP. I wanted let Yukio Con's recent translated Touhou doujin to be my last fap, but now I want to have a fap before 2015 and one on 2016. Shit, I want to drink, marathon Sora no Woto, go to r/a/dio, and fap. Doushio?
Wonderful. I'm here for your benefit. You deserve a lovely orgasm.
How long have you been teasing yourself? How close are you to spurting?
I have a gf and still fap with weebs on imageboards, I even post in steam friend threads
Maybe I'm just a degenerate
There's no need to hold back anon. Just pump your cock and let all that hot, virile semen shoot from the tip.
I see. I certainly don't mind if you continue masturbating to these posts. I hope you cum hard at midnight.
Do you want to cum? Just keep yourself from spurting until my next post, I have a lewd treat for you.
I have no intention of stopping. Just keep stroking your throbbing dick.
/a/ you're a bunch of sluts.
Never. I'm too addicted to making horny anons cum.
Release it all. Let all that pent up lust shoot from the tip of your penis in hot, sticky ropes of pearly semen. Make a naughty puddle of cum anon.
Someone please tell me what to do to myself. Hard.
Sorry for the late response, thanks to that last pic i had to clean my desk because of my "pearly semen".
I honestly want to thank you for your services because i'm exhausted right now.
pearly semen/10 would do again
You should slather that slippery precum all over your dick and have a wet fap.
It was to myself, doing some gay shit
And last night I dreamt that I jacked a dog off and that it cummed all over my hand.
Pretty awful year to be sincere.
I'm just glad you came so hard. Sorry if that adjective was a little goofy, I'm incredibly horny right now and that's what popped into my head.
Actually, I'm about to spurt myself. Would you mind encouraging me as I blow my load?
Stroke that cock /a/non and feel your hot men-honey coming closer to the tip of your penis, then when it's almost there let yourself go.
It was glorious.
That felt great. I was twitching afterwards.
Anyway, I think I'll take my leave now. I hope /a/ cums really hard.
Are there any black /a/nons who could fill me up with their thick, dark meat? That would make my whole year worth it, just for a taste of that musky, thick nigger otaku cock in my mouth.
This is the last thing I fapped to today.
If you want i can try to finish the job
No, but for you baby, I could be.
Are there still /a/nons here who are in need of some "lewd service"?
No I'm totally fine and not lusting after anons at all, seriously.
Well if that's how it is i don't suppose you would need my wet warm mouth-pussy around your cock tonight.
Too bad honestly.
Just hold it in anon, I believe in you!
Only if I can make you choke on it. Only if I can ram your throat, holding your limp neck and tongue to my balls as you gag and tear up from your airways being cut off. I want you to helplessly jerk off as your head gets lighter and lighter. As your sight starts to go from the tears and asphyxiation I want you coat my work boots with your ejaculate. I want you to feel nothing but the hard leather under your tip and only then I'll choke you with my cum, squirting, slopping, coating your tongue in my cock juice. Only when you swallow every drop are you allowed to breathe again
Y-yes please, master
I am literally too drunk to fap. Literally literally. It can't happen.
I reread this post six times and found a new thing to correct on each pass.
Fuck now I'm hard for real, what kind of trick is this?
Why would you wait until midnight to shoot you delicious men-honey all over me while i'm right here?
I'm talking about really sloppy wet here, and the warmth should be hot enough to send your cock to a whole new dimension of pleasure.
I'ts a se~cr~et anon-kun.
Posting a picture of myself, everyone please look at me.
You two should get to know each other.
What? No, there are people who release packs of characters/mods at once!
Holy shit I totally forgot about it! I got to get on it quick.
Picture is who I will be blowing my load to.
Here's a special service for you then.
Don't be so rude, I was only being considerate.
Anyone who doesn't call out when they cum gets bad luck all year.
An anon who can't cum is a serious issue.
We'll have to resort to drastic measures. You'll have to pin me down against a bed, or couch or wall or anything nearby and fuck me as hard as you possibly can. Thrusting in and out of me with your entire length while I'm helpless to get away or resist or do anything but scream whimper and moan. After a while of that in a bunch of different positions you should be close to cumming, at that point you'll have push me to my knees, grab me by the head and start facefucking me like there's no tomorrow. I'll look up at you with begging puppydog eyes, my jaw stretched to its limits and lips slippery with saliva and precum, and hopefully then you'll be able to finally unleash that huge load of hot creamy cum into me, flooding my throat, coating my tongue and even pulling out to paint my face with it.
Do it anon, cum all over, I want you to cum for me!
I've been edging for so long, I bet I have a lot of cum ready to release it just. For. You. Oh if only you could be a little creative, maybe picturing yourself being covered with that warm and sticky cum will inspire you
Oh gosh are we being lewd already?
Who needs to be serviced?
Well, what are you waiting for, use my mouth-pussy to your dick's desire.
I promise it won't disappoint you~
I'm doing this for you anon, I need you to cum or it will all be for nothing. Please empty your load!
I fucking hate faggots
take your cringy-ass erp somewhere else
I look like a boy that looks like a girl and I can take lewd pictures for you
I did, I came so hard to the thought of your thick, long monster cock shooting out all of its warm cum deep into my throat. Thank you so much for letting me worship your dark, irresistible meat.
I've been fapping for like 40 minutes to the fantasy of an anon abusing me and treating me like a disposable sex toy.
I'm just afraid that if I'm allowed to help you cum, I might cum myself.
Yes! Thank you anon, you've made me so happy!
I have to be with my family for the end of the year, so I didn't even think about my last fap of 2015
it ended up being Esdeath, and I never fapped to her before.
Can you be a little more specific, anon?
Because watching a cum-slut do lewd things for you is funner than reading about them doing it
Sounds like someone still isn't satisfied.
What does your dick want to be serviced with first?
If anyone still needs some "lewd service" i'm still free~
I've got a few like that already http://i.imgur.com/C9BOwXB.png
Are you sure? What happened to saving it for midnight?
Right here, silly http://i.imgur.com/JcluOfY.png
I hope you can go for another round you naughty boy
>Not fapping to her and Saber together.
Right here, silly No really, location. I need to have my hopes dashed so I can move on.
Post your ass so I can imagine breaking it in.
Well if that's how it's going to be, we might as well go all the way.
I don't know what's going on in this thread, but I definitely want in.
Dashed. Another reason not to live through 2016. Fuck.
I wish I had a horny anon to make a proper woman out of me
Same anon from before?
I know how to make a woman
I want to use your throat.
Look no further~
Don't forget to give all the other sluts some attention too. I'm sure they'd all love to lap up the pre-cum from your cock while you hold in that thick, hot load.
I've got lots of other bits on my body that can keep you in the mood until you're totally empty, anon.
I just want to cuddle and rub against a cute anon until we both get off~
Ok anon, this one is just for you.
I can't wait to taste your rock hard cock in my mouth-pussy and suck every drop of your semen.
But the computer is facing away from him? Just try to subtly rub yourself through your pants, if you're sitting in a chair use your elbow while your hand is on the keyboard, or put your cock between your thighs.
Lips you say?
http://i.imgur.com/r69Bhls.png Stretch them out for me
You don't have to stop playing with me, silly. You can play with everyone. We're all your cumdumps tonight.
Sweet mother of Mary what is going on in this thread?
Y-yes please ~ post lips
At this point I'd would do whatever you wanted me to do, anon. But mainly I'd like to squeeze that ass like that previous pic of yours, bot hands, lifting you up...
I hope you can take it deep. I have a pretty large cock, and it cums quite a lot.~
Nice and loving, or something rougher?
Fucking hell, you have some grade A boypussy. <3