Would you watch an anime about cute girls doing cute programming?

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If someone could do a fully animated video tutorial series on C++ programming, replete with cute girls doing cute things, I might be able to conjure up the discipline to get somewhere with that.

>>121406856
No, I watch anime for escapism.

At this point I would watch cute girls doing cute anything at all, and love every second of it.

Cute girls being cute tax attorneys.

Cute girls driving cute garbage trucks.

Cute girls who stare at cute goats.

ANYTHING.

>>121406856

Shouldn't Java be fat?

I would watch the fuck out of this.

C++ best girl
C# a SHIT

I kinda wanna learn how to program but no clue where to start.

>>121406856
Perl has a really flat chest.

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>>121407302
>Cutest
>not visual basic

>>121406856
JavaScript best girl.

gibbe lua girl

>>121407231
Shouldn't Java be god-awful?

Oh wait, it is.

Java a shit.

SHIT.

As long as they comment their code.

>>121407367
You mean C++'s bitch?

>>121407186
>Cute girls driving cute garbage trucks.

The cities new law forces delinquent children to become garbage men/women. MC and her friends are mistaken for delinquents do to an accident. They have to do all kinds of gross stuff and they slowly get used to it.
>Someone's trash bin brakes and liquid shit oozes out.
They squeal and cry as they clean up the mess. etc.

>>121407725
*breaks

>that AS
MY DICK

Is C used good?

>>121407302
>C#
>not java
Anon....
Also, C a best

>>121407539
Code should self-comment itself.

>>121406856
>no Dlang trap

>no megane Maple
>no flat chested MATLAB
>no ara-ara Mathematica

>>121407725
So its kinda like panty and stocking but less shitty

>>121407302
>C++
>Best Anything
>Anything other than a disgusting mockery of C syntax

C# is a shit doe.

Where the fuck is Lisp?

Also, it'd be a lot more appropriate if Python was some kind of disgusting moetron hybrid, in reference to it's terrible duck typing.

>>121406963
Why bother learning C++ if you're not going to be using it for a job?

>>121410254
Lisp and FORTRAN are pushing 60; no way they make cute girls, or even some "Ara, ata!"

>>121408321
You are the worst kind of person.

>>121410770
Sorry for not writing a novel.

>>121410662
If c is allowed, fortran is allowed. Bitches still be thinking of fortran77 when someone mentions fortran. No one remembers fortran90 or the even newer versions.

>>121410770
well i program in javascript

>>121410841
I still think of FORTRAN IV, because that was what was available when I used the language.

>>121410948
Go to bed grampa. We don't want to hear your stories about the punch card days.

I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM

C# best.

Where's OpenCL and GLSL?

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>>121410367
It's still pretty useful for hobbyist game designers, I still use it from time to time if I feel like making a HL2 engine mod.

Really any language is good to learn since what really matters is learning to think like a programmer, after that it's easy to pick up new languages.

PHP is best girl

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>>121407302
>>121410254
I can't tell if people are talking about the OP image or if they actually hate the best language I've ever worked with.

Java Script is lovely and has lovely puffy hair.

Is there any programming language that isn't shit?
It's like you hate everything.

>>121411919
Ada.

>>121411919

Have you ever met a programmer? Everything is hell and programming is suffering.

>>121411174
This is strangely hipnotizynizing.

>>121411919
>programming
>hard
pick fucking one

>>121411919
Programming languages that aren't shit usually have shit library support and so they're useless for actual work.

What's the difference between a wrapper and a binding?

>>121406856
I don't know about the language but R best girl.

Why does nobody ever mention MatLab?

>>121412414
MatLab isn't a programming language. It's a glorified calculator.

>>121406856
Why is Action Script such a fantastic girl when I've never heard of her being implemented anywhere?

What's she for? Has anyone worked in Action Script here?

>>121412689
Wait, you've never heard of ActionScript?

>>121412689
actionscript is for flash games

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Should I bother trying to learn a language if I can't do math?

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>>121412783
If you have good logical thinking skills you'll be pretty well off. Otherwise you should give up.

>>121411507
PHP is such an ugly mess. I'm trying to land this small gig at designing a website for a small association but I don't know if I'll take it if it requires me to write PHP.

>>121412750
>>121412730
Did some reading, never knew the adobe ecosystem had it's own scripting language. My bad.

>>121412783
Don't worry, the computer does math for you.

>>121412783
Making simple stuff barely requires anything more than basic arithmetic.

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>>121412868
Yes, but what one requires the least amount of math?

>>121413007
It's all the same conceptually if you stick with mainstream stuff. For fun stuff, there's math, but it's probably not the math you're thinking of.

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>>121413007
I wouldn't know, I've never bothered with getting into programming. Just go with Python or C# as you first language.

>>121413007
The amount of math depends on what you're doing, not really the language itself. Just start with Python. It's easy.

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>>121413079
Okay thank you.

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>>121406856
not JSF
the most horrible program language in the world

>>121412783
Neither do CS graduates, you're good to go.

>>121411919
Haskell

>>121413099
>>121413109
>Python
I used to recommend Python as a starting language, but nowadays when I instead recommend JavaScript.

JavaScript is a lot more exciting for a novice to learn because you can very quickly do stuff that would take considerable experience and external libraries to do in Python. Things like GUI interaction, graphics, sound, ability to deploy on multiple platforms (tablets, phones, windows, linux and OSX), etc. all come naturally with JavaScript, while in Python you're stuck doing CLI stuff until you get to grips with the language and it's library system, which can be really frustrating for someone who knows little about programming.

So, >>121413007, learn JavaScript first, and then move to greener pastures as soon as you feel confident. There's a lot of exciting things you can do with it with a little knowledge and there's a lot of tutorials about it online.

I don't know anything. Why are there so many programming languages, and why isn't there an "ultimate" one? If you want to become a really good programmer, does that mean you have to learn more than 2 of these languages?

>>121411919
I hate everything but Python.

>>121413488
Oh well, does anyone has that "Why are there so many standards, we must create another one!
Now there are n+1 standards".

>>121413339
I would recommend starting off doing CLI stuff, especially if you're familiar to Linux and/or UNIX systems. Then you can branch off to the world of web applications by using something like Flask in order to combine Python and website UI.

If you start off with Javascript and intend to do actual websites, you have to juggle HTML, CSS and Javascript at the start.

>>121413488
Different tools for different needs.

Also different styles, paradigms and opinions creates different languages.

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>>121413546
>Oh well, does anyone has that "Why are there so many standards, we must create another one!
>Now there are n+1 standards".
Do you not know how to Google things?

>>121406856
>Anime about cute girls doing cute programming
>10/12 episodes on cute girls eating
>2/12 episodes saying programming buzzwords

I dont know anon.

>>121413598
I didn't know Google could help me with that.
It seems this image is more popular than I though.

>>121413642
>I didn't know Google could help me with that.
Literally just "xkcd standards". First result.

>>121413488
Because some languages are good for one thing and other are good for something else. Sometimes those things are mutually exclusive. It's all a game of trade-offs and picking what matters most to you for a particular task.

Thus, good programmers don't learn languages, they learn to program. Most of them will have one or two languages they're really good at (guru level good), but they'll use whatever language is needed for the job because learning a third or fourth language to a passable level is pretty easy for someone who is good at programming and has solid foundations.

>Cute girls.
>Vim elitist Ojou.
>Emacs fujoshi.
>Smartest grill Haskell/List.
>Rich Python/Ruby/Java/C#
>Clumsy C++.
>Loli Rust.

Would watch.

>>121413746
>>Smartest grill Haskell/List.
She smells and no one wants to be around her because she will launch into a pro-Haskell/Lint anti-everything-else rant if you say anything.

>>121413702
I see. Thanks for the clear answer.

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Where's my Assembly christmas cake?

>>121413488
Sometimes a single program is written with two languages. Many times the user interface is coded with something entirely different than the back end.

That's just one example.

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>>121406856
C# is best girl it was always best girl and will always be. C# is so flexible. It takes time to get in her because she need a lot more guidance than other girls but once you're in, you can do whatever you want.

Perl 2nd best girl. C++ a slut. PHP a useless. Python is great. Visual basic suckz.

>>121413789
Nah she will just be smart and composed.

>>121413945
I spot the Haskell programmer.

>>121413942
>C# is best girl it was always best girl and will always be. C# is so flexible.
How much is Microsoft paying you?

>>121413795
That's grandma.

>>121413557
I don't advocate learning JavaScript for web development as a start, I advocate for learning JavaScript as a general purpose programming language to learn programming.

You have to understand that for someone who is not at all familiar with programming and particularly someone who is doing the learning by himself and not in a school environment, motivation is very important. Pretty early on, someone who is learning to program in Python is going to ask himself "how do I make a button?" or "how do I make a box move around?" or "how do I make a video game?" or even "I wrote this cool program, how do I get it on my phone?" and then they'll google it and the answer they get for Python will be incredibly off-putting and de-motivating, while JavaScript answers these questions before the even think to ask them. You will, quite reasonably, argue that JavaScript has flaws, and that learning from the foundations is important and not doing so might create bad habit and bad programmers, and all that might be true, but I've lost count how many times I've seen interest in programming killed off because doing something exciting is hard in a traditional programming language.

I learned to program in BASIC and Pascal back in DOS days, and in those times, getting graphics and sound on screen was really easy, and it was really exciting to write my first space invaders clone, it's what kept me coming back to programming. JavaScript is today's BASIC.

>>121413942
Pretty sure 4chan is still operating on PHP, buddy.

And C# a SHIT. A SHIIIIIIIT Just like Kuroneko

>>121413965
I wish. One day, though.

You can't say that the way things are done in Haskell isn't fucking genius? Only downside is difficult learning curve + shit performance.