Time for the Ultimate Decision. Karen or Tsukihi? choose wisely

Tsukihi

Karen

Araragi mom

Which one takes it up the ass better?

>>121311100

Karen is more my type.

Karen, she'd take a dick better.

Tsukihi

Platinum Disco

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There is no question in my mind.

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>>121312096
good taste, but that wasn't up for choice.

>>121311100
>Tsukihi
Bathroom scene made it for me

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>>121312542
try rewatching the prominent bee scenes again and make you choice then.

You should never make your choice based off the last thing that impressed you in Monogatari

Its easy to forget how perfect both of them are. thats why the choice is so hard.

>>121311100
>one dimensional genki vs perma virgin
It's not even a contest m8

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Phoenix all the way.

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>>121312639
jesus christ I just noticed

Was i the only one who missed missed what pose she ineviteably had to be in during that scene?

thats lewd as hell

>>121311100
I prefer tomboys, so Karen. Tsukihi is pretty fucking cute though.

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>>121311100

>Delicious tomboy
>Not fucking crazy
>Eri Kitamura

No contest, man.

>>121312782
Holy shit, how did I miss that.

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>>121311100
I think you'll get with this, cause this is where it's at.

>>121312782
Full on Araragi backside. Perfect for staring, washing, and mounting.

I missed this too. Nice catch anon.

Why not both? They always come as pair.

>>121313271
>>121313381
its a fucking front row seat.

they are lucky Karen didn't walk in on THAT sight

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>>121311100
Bird.
Best legs.
Permavirgin in literal sense.

>>121311100
When will Tsukihi realize she's a birdy?
Never?

>>121312782
"Onii-san, be sure to stare deeply into my vagina. Can you see my future?"

>>121313442
In retrospect, having her walk in on the kissing pose was definitely the lesser of two evils. Thanks for the catch again, anon.

Karen. I like Tsukihi's girlier side, but I don't like her psychopathic short fused kitchenknife tantrum side. Tomboys are pretty fine too, and Karen can still definitely be very submissive and girly when she feels like it. She's also seemingly a lot more open to incest, which is a massive plus for me.

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>watch Tsukimonogatari on Valentine's
Immersive.
Also very pathetic.
Leaning onto the pathetic side more.

>>121313517
I'm fairly sure she knows, the only person that doesn't know is Karen and probably Mamaragi.

>>121311100
This is the hardest choice in the world.
One will erotically brush your teeth and let you fondle her boobs. She also looks like she would be pretty feisty in bed.
The other will let you bathe with her, >>121312782
bend over for you, and she would be the tightest magical fuck ever.

I'm going to have to think about this Anon.

>>121313558
any time

>>121312782
There is magic hidden in every scene...
I hope you get laid for this anon.
Nice work.

>>121312782
>not getting a boner.
Kouyomi has some fucking focus.

>>121313576
>She's also seemingly a lot more open to incest, which is a massive plus for me.
I'm sure that "Onii-chan, look at my vagina and then kiss me" is an attitude more open to incest, anon.

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Karen

>>121313749
>Karen can only give her virginity once
>Tsukihi can keep on giving and giving

>>121313586
It's a good one for Valentines Day.
>Not having a psycho-girlfriend who teases you with chocolate, and then slams you to the ground for a Valentines Day fuck.
I feel the pain, anon.

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>>121313694
don't make me laugh

>>121313749
"Okay Onii-chan, I understand."
She knows it's coming too. And she can't deny herself.

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I choose Tsukihi

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>>121313866
>She knows it's coming too

>>121312782
holy shit
wat
WAT
YES.JPG I WANT

>>121313749
she drove a fucking crowbar through his bed trying to wake him up because she thought it would be cute

nah uh, I like crazy, I even like bat, but I don't like batshit crazy

>>121314065
>she drove a fucking crowbar through his bed
Quick to damage property but no intent to harm.
Bird is a best and you can't deny, try again.

>>121313827
>That smile.
She knows it's wrong. But it feels so right.

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>>121313947
fixed

>>121313906
"Tsukihi, you saved us!"
She's a real hero.

>>121314065
Agreed, all that shit she pulls is actually more annoying than anything else

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>>121314167
Nadeko will annex your dick Onii-chan.

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>>121314114
She's at least a little crazy.

>>121314340
how does she intejnd holding the candle to tsukihi?
>worse body
>worse face
>even worse fucked up in the head

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Karen is for lewd and cuddling after.

Tsukihi is for cuddling and lewd after.

>>121314440
listen to her say 'koyomi onii-chan'

>>121314411
Crazy for SHAFT.

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The cute one

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>>121314471
>cuddling and lewd after
>lewd and cuddling after.

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>>121314488
doki doki

>>121314596
>tumblr

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>>121314340
>You will never get drunk with Nadeko and then fuck her
>You will never fuck Nadeko and then get drunk with her

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>>121314613
Google images has tons of them.

>>121311100
Up until I was 20 I preferred the athletic tomboys, I've kinda grown out of them though, Tsukihi for sure.

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>>121314521
What are you talking about?

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>>121314340
Nadeko is pure sex.

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>>121311100
karen on face, tsuki on pelvis

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The only valid choice

>>121314613
eh, first google result
couldn't be arsed to rename

>>121313827
>I'm a human being

Does anyone say this when they actually are human?

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>>121314708
>you will never forcefully fuck her and keep telling her she's cute

>>121314756
Yes, you just don't notice it.

>>121314708
I find pre-medusa Nadeko adorable and pitiable, but I don't mind pitiable

I find medusa Nadeko gorgeous but terrifying, like a kitten with rabies

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>>121314792
>Forcefully
>Implying she wouldnt let herself get fucked willingly

>>121311100
Karen. No contest. She'd get me fit ifyaknowwhatimean.

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>>121314872
Huh?

>>121314849
"Nadeko want's the ball in her butt removed too!"
- Nadeko, Nadeko Pool
She's a naughty, naughty girl.

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>>121314910
Nani?

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>>121314846
>gorgeous but terrifying
Don't tell me you're one of those fags who likes safe sex literally.

>>121315054
What's wrong with safe sex anon?

>>121315054
If you bang Nadeko and don't wrap you deserve everything coming to you.

>>121315032
Looks like Kouyomi has some chimney sweeping to do.

>>121315097
I think the order would be reverse, I'd be coming to her.

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>>121315054
I'm not, but neither am I a fucking mantis

I would be terribly tempted by the idea of fucking medusa nadeko while talking about her future as a manga artist though

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>>121311100
Karen, no question about! She's amazing!

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>>121315097

>Not fucking crazy girls without protection

what a faggot

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>>121314706
Reminder that Karen dressed up in Tsukihi's clothes to seduce her nii-hyan. Even she knows who the cute one is.

>nadekoniggers trying to hijack a thread that isn't even related to their ugly mutt in any way

its not their fault i swear!!

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>>121315324
The point is she had to fake being cute and because of the effort she put into it she became cuter than the real thing.

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qt

>>121315365
I'm not a Nadekofag, but all the Nadeko hate is cancer incarnate.

Just leave them be, is that so fucking hard?

>>121314718
This is the real answer.

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Kaiki drawn Tsukihi > Kaiki drawn Karen

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>>121315505

>>121315489
the qtest.

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After Tsuki, definitely Phoenix.
I want her to be my imouto.

>>121315392
kaiki pls

>>121315625
Tsukihi's face though.

>>121315553
but I like that, why wouldn't you want a pathetic loli girlfriend?

>>121315365
She calls him onii-chan, so it's kind of related. At least she's trying to have the purest relationship.

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>>121315702
Tsukihis face depends on the budget of the scene.

From what I've seen she's handsome as fuck

>>121315392
Well played Karenfag.

That top is way too tight on her. She's going to stretch it. No wonder Tsukihi got pissed.

>>121315489
My heart

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>>121315702

>>121315712
>doesn't have the confidence to even land an imaginary gf who's not pathetic
sasuga /a/

>>121315712
Because yandere is absolutely disgusting

Did anyone else feel intense pain when she cracked his pinky nail open?

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Tsukihi, but god damn its a hard choice.

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>>121315796

>>121315845
she made up for it
>>121312782

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>>121315814
>not wanting a cute little girl that's obsessed with you to the point that she'll put up with you complimenting her in mean and demeaning ways while fucking her brains out

>>121315625
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You cant make me choose. I love them both too much to abandon one for the other.

>>121316007
Would Nadeko get off on Tsukihi turning her into a sex toy for her and her onii-chan's amusement?

>>121316212
No, but she would pretend that she does.
Until she gets fed up with it and tries to kills both of them.

>>121315965
But who breaks someone's toe over something so minor?

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>You will never fuck snake kami nadeko while her snake hair suck your blood and turn you into an immortal vampire fucking an immortal god until the end of times

;_;

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Phoenix>all

=snake though

>>121316387
fuck you for reminding me of that atrocity of a movie.

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>>121316374
it wasn't intentional

also its just fair, considering he almost broke her hymen

>>121316443
sorry m9
I hated it myself.
I just use it as a feel guy meme

>>121315489
Post the webm with sound

>>121316283
She'd be too afraid of Tsukihi to do anything. Immortal birds are too strong.

>>121316374
Karen uses rib-shattering force against him on purpose.

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Definitely Karen

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Karen has the better OP.

But Tsukihi is the better girl. Karen's character development on her hair is also pretty lame. Tsukihi manages to look great with any hairstyle somehow.

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>>121316601
I only have the quiet one.

>>121316652
when making your choice based off boobs, don't forget that Karen has a 1 year headstart in that department.

>>121316655
>better op
you are purachina wrong

>>121311100
Karen by far.

Since we can all agree that Tsukihi is better, what Tsukihi is your favorite?

Bake>Tsuki>Season 2 for me

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>>121316927
don't make me choose between Tsukihis.

pls don't

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fuck em, too old

>>121317069
But, she's dead.

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>>121317069
Least they're not dead.

>>121314167
>>121314167
I love you

>>121317069
But anon, she's older than Ararararagi.