big fat CAT TATS vs big fat BAT TATS

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>>121187428
Bat all the way, can we make this a heartunderblade thread?

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>>121187428

>>121187589
whats up with those facial expressions

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>>121187428
The Snake>>All

>>121187688
so what is ougi? other than worst girl i mean.

>>121187677
What facial expressions, they're vampires showing their fangs.

>>121187716
An oddity created by Araragi that's supposed to represent his internal desires.

>>121187791
so he desires to be a transgender?

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I prefer rough wild ape rape.

>>121187855
Is this b8?

>>121187677
maybe their teeth hurt

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>>121187876
monkey is so lewd

>>121188176
Crab thinks she's such hot shit, posing with her harem.

>>121188276
>implying it's her harem
crabfags are so deluded it's digusting.

>>121188368
>implying crabfag

>>121188368
She chooses who else gets a ride on that dick.

I vote Hanakawa because she needs a good fucking.

>>121188480
she chooses nothing, she's a fucking cuck.

>>121188504
only for lolis

>>121188007
Why do their teeth hurt?

>>121188504
I think you're missing the point. She still get's laid, it's the other girls after Rararagi's dick who don't get it are the ones getting NTRed.

>>121188480
This show doesn't need to show me any more fanservice after that shower scene. I am satisfied.
Two best girls. No clothes. All wet. Rubbing. :3

>>121188570
>the other girls after Rararagi's dick who don't get it
bee got fucked by rarararararagi kun and monkey got his dick as well.

>>121188570
She is the only one being gently walked home. This is true.

>>121188546
Maybe he brushed them too hard?

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>>121188609
Monkey wouldn't do that to crab. She just gently walked his dick home.

>>121188609
Sister I can see only getting felt up because SOMEHOW she is still a virgin. Monkey... I can't see any other possibility other than the best lesbian blowjob ever.

>>121188589
Hitagis got to get some action too, right?

>>121188663
>she is still a virgin
thats what they all say, the evidence points the other way tho

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>>121188710
She claims to be a virgin but as well all know she's probably to dumb to even know what that means.

>>121188710
She's not an oral virgin, that's for sure.

>>121188757
"I'm a virgin until I get pregnant the first time, right?"
Poor thing. She is so cute. And she gives the best hugs.

I think it was stated that Heart-Under-Blade's are bigger.

I don't like Araragi, I don't know if it's his attitude, shitty haircut or beaner skin but something about him rubs me the wrong fucking way.

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>>121187428
Kiss-Shot for maximum titties.

>>121188864
>3DPD

I'd still hit it.

>>121188840
i think it's your jealousy

>>121188840
He's more alpha than you?

I'm seriously taking some tips out of this guys book. Got to get those muscles. Always leads good places.

>>121188868
They should make a Crysis mod where you get to play as Heart-Under-Blade.
"Maximum Titties"

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>>121188912
You're sick. I wouldn't even Karen in 2D. Look at this girafe and tell me you want to fuck that, you zoophile.

>>121188931
Are you saying you plan on having relations with actual women? Why?

>>121188176
Do you think Hitagi's light touch of insanity (no doubt from her mother) makes her cute? It personally makes me want to fuck some sense into her. I don't know why I find it sexy. It's probably not healthy.

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>>121187791
He created to her? You must take charge of their creation.

>>121188989
>Look at this girafe and tell me you want to fuck that
i want to fuck her so god damn tenderly

>>121188989
Yah, I got to side with the zoophile here... I'd hit that.

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>>121187855
It hurts to try and contain my laughter

>>121188757
Dumb girls are the worst

>>121189023
I absolutely despise crab and anyone who likes her.

>>121189090
>pure innocence and goodness is the worst
k

>>121189017
I'm not even going to go there on /a/. All I can say is "I'm having fun"

>>121189093
Well, good knowing where you stand bro.

little bat _ big bat

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>>121189093
>Despise
Why? Because she's mean?

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>>121188989
I wouldn't not hit it.
But I'd rather do monkey.
But I'd rather rather do both.

>>121189090
Natural airhead or rock for brains?

>>121187855
No, he desires to be a shape shifting alien working for the illuminati

>>121189158
=medium bat=

>>121189181
Good lord that's a beautiful sight. Monkey always gets my engine going.

>>121189177
because she has no depth to her at all.

>>121188840
You should commit seppuku.

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>make thread attempting to compare cat and bat
>devolves into thread about crab and whether bee is fuckable or not

>>121189181
I hear in the LN she has a little trouble keeping herself off the Araragi sisters when they're sleeping over.
Now, I have to read the LN. No choice.

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>>121189182
How the hell am I supposed to talk to a girl about current world events if she can't understand? Just being around her would be annoying. I have no idea what the appeal is of dumb girls.

>>121189251
No.

CAT TATS will always win because bat needs fan art to make it look right.

>>121187428
Are we getting distracted from the Titties? What are we, homo?
I guess in all fairness we're being distracted by pussy. I think Monogatari threads make Anon a little more alpha everytime they happen.

>>121189296
I know exactly what you mean. It's like you're babysitting a blowup doll. Intelligence is sexy.

>>121189296
>How the hell am I supposed to talk to a girl about current world events if she can't understand?
why would you want to?

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>>121189274
But she does it anyways because she's a bro.
And Rararagi did not give express permission to bone them.

It was kinda implied though. I'm pretty sure.

Why do they have eggs on their head?

>>121189360
>Araragi's jaw hitting the fucking pavement when he sees those titties on a bike.

>>121189374
so araragi can fertilize them when he blasts his load allover them

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>>121189296
You're supposed to talk to them.

>>121189364
Why wouldn't I?

>>121189361
>What are we, homo?
Yes. You new here?

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>>121189431
not supposed*

>>121189334
Yes, you faggot. Kill yourself.

>>121189369
>Takes off panties to "scratch" pussy.
Fuck me sideways that's rather amazing.
Why does Kanburu always have a dick?

>>121189296
>talking about world events

You sound really boring. There are a billion other things to talk about

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>>121189431
She looks retarded there.
I think we need some monkey to slap some sense into her.

>>121188176
RRRG looks like a Boss

>>121189482
Nah. You kill yourself.

>>121189442
because it's pointless as fuck? people who act like they're hot shit because they spend so much time worrying about current events they make absolutely no effort to influence need to die.

>>121189548
I'd rather have a deep conversation personally.
But if they're someone who has never questioned the values and principles of life that they grew up with... I just find it a little sad, you know? It's like they can't think for themselves.

>>121189369
that picture bothers me. araragi should never be excluded from the fun

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>>121189506
Because it's hard to self insert into just lesbian porn.

And Kanbaru is always ready to help a bro out.

>Monkey
>lesbian
>wants dick

FUCKING DROPPED

>>121189548
Seriously. I could know nothing about the Russia-Ukraine situation and it wouldn't make half a bee's dick of difference

>>121189524
My point was that It is impossible to talk to dumb girls, they are just a cancer on society with nothing to offer.

I want to bone every single girl in this series.

>>121189580
>deep conversation

World events are small talk, anon.

>>121189591
If bros come before hos, then Kanbaru will always come first either way?

>>121189601
araragi dick is that divine

>>121189667
Of course not, you cum first, then she does.

>>121189601
You see it all the time. Lesbian decides to settle for hoping for a threesome, then gets addicted to the dick in the fantasy.

>>121189610
you can have plenty to offer besides intellectual discussion.

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>>121189693
Vampire regeneration

>>121189531
As your father I command you to end your life, now.

>>121189748
Lesbians are angels sent from heaven to make threesome dreams come true. I will always love them, on or off a dick.

>>121189693
Duh. I'd fuck it. He makes me so gay.

>>121189652
Yes. I agree completely.

>>121189601
They generally swing both ways. Often.

>>121189799
Oh daddy will you take me to the mall to buy some cute dresses

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>>121187428
BAT TATS > CAT TATS

>>121189759
> Best line in the thread.
You know Araragi went vampire for dat stamina with Hitagi and made her go through the headboard.

>>121187428
There are some decisions I just can't make

>>121189841
Only if you hang yourself afterwards, love.

>>121189889
Oh the Fat Bat Tats.
That is a fine frame.

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>>121189759
I fapped to that earlier :^)

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>>121189889
CAT TATS > BAT TATS