So he DID fuck his sister, right?

define fuck

>>121128627
He grabbed her hand and walked her home gently.

>>121128603
No but he's getting damned close. All he needs to do now is get the Mamaragi route open somehow and all will be right with the world.

All the girls are lesbos, so that would be a giant, no.

which sister? aren't they not blood related anyway?

>>121128728
Did you even watch the show?
Ofc they all are blood related.

>>121128632
Is The Immigrant a book I should be reading, or does Google not like me?

>>121128755

No, Tsuhiki is a supernatural cuckoo called the "Dying Bird", who reincarnates itself as a child in the womb of a chosen mother.
So not blood related.

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Maybe.

I don't know where people get this idea, obviously they didn't have sex, he brushed her teeth, she got turned on, then they did it more and maybe touched each others bodies a bit off screen.
At the very very most they might have made eachother cum using their hands.

>>121128808
Technically she would still be related by blood, just not by cum.

>>121128603
No
They probably just play around

>>121128844

No, technically she wouldn't be, since she doesn't have either of Koyomi's parents genes.

>>121128902
Where did she get the ahoge from?

>>121128706
Shut the fuck up /u/.

>>121128962
Stole it from Saber.

>>121128902
But wouldn't she gain the mothers genes by developing inside her? The mother is still doing all that fertilizing stuff, and the fetus is still stealing her blood.
If a woman has someone elses eggs put inside her and then got pregnant off donated sperm, would the baby be blood related to her?

>>121128962
Ahoges are a learned skill.

>>121128603
like rabbits

>>121129010
But anon-kun, Saber doesnt exist in the monogatari Universe.

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The real question here is
Could his sisters resist getting fucked by him?

I couldn't

tsukihi (the best sister) cockblocked them

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>>121129055
>Resist

There is no resistance, only acceptance.

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>>121129025
>But wouldn't she gain the mothers genes by developing inside her? The mother is still doing all that fertilizing stuff, and the fetus is still stealing her blood.
If a woman has someone elses eggs put inside her and then got pregnant off donated sperm, would the baby be blood related to her?

how old are you, seriously, this is basic highschool biology

fucking hell

>>121129025
>stealing her blood

fucking hell

>>121128603
yes
>that afternoon me karen spend the time getting to know eachother better

>>121128675
momfag pls
sisters are ok but moms are a no no

>>121128809
The Team need to put sound on other boards than /gif/ and /wsg/

>>121128808
she is still related
iirc the kai just took over the fertilized egg.
she is still related to arararararararararararararagi.

>>121129751
His name is Araragi.

>>121129889
Kamimashita

>>121129025
Chimerism can occur between mother and child (google it), but by normal standards the baby would not be blood-related to a surrogate mother.

>>121129093
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-parent_baby

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Hanekawa a sexy.

>>121130207
She is sexy, but nothing that attracts me. Stop shitting up threads with bad tastes.
Next time I'll turn around Monkey-fags are going to appear.

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>>121130262
Like your taste matters.

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>>121130207
maybe, but holy shit that art is hideous

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>>121130361
>VLC

>>121130357
I'm not expressing them, but I'd rather have a serious discussion then 150 images of the cast dumped in the thread.
Id you want to dump, open up anoher hread and I'll gladly come over and save some of them.

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>>121130403
Or you can realize that there's no reason to make a thread just for dumping. The conversation is really slow. Start it back up!

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>>121128808
she shared a blood circulation with his mother for several months how exactly aren't they related

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>>121129069
not really, they went for seconds after she left.

Now Karen on the other hand prevented him from deploying the D in the shower scene

>>121130207
>>121130357
>>121130388
Of course a namefag would have horrible taste in art styles

>>121129055
How the fuck is he this built? Vampire powers?

>>121130591
>How the fuck is he this built? Vampire powers?
I think it's a combination of his leftover vampire powers and him working out.

>>121130591
Yes, exactly.

>>121128603
Which sister?

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>>121128809
how can the blood relation not be real if the araragi genes are real

>>121129025
I think the answer to that is no

>>121130916
the bird didn't bring a spare egg did it?

then it has the mothers genes

>>121130764
Yes.

>>121130499

I suggest you take a basic biology class.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1423653903547.webm

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>>121131044
At what point in basic biology do they discover immortal birds ripping babies from the womb so they in turn can replace them and be born as a reincarnation human bird.

>>121131044
It's obviously to late for that now or otherwise We wouldnt be posting here
so tell how that doesnt make her blood related.

>>121131044
I'm a biology Teacher in Highschool

>>121131014
?

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>>121131275
If you ask an either/or question and someone replies with 'yes' they mean that both answers are correct.

>>121131338
Sorry. How did you get the (you) in there?

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>>121131385
>newfag can't (you)

>>121128808
>cuckoo
>cucked his dad
heh

>>121128809
HNNNNGG

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>>121131385

>>121129987
Chigau, it was on purpose.

>>121128809
>>121129741
Sound version where?

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>>121131459(you)

Oh. Like that. I'm dumb.

>>121130499
>>121130771
Why does she have a fried egg in her hair?

>>121131549
You're adorable.

>>121131549
I'm going to spoonfeed you.
When ever you get a replie to your post the website automatically displays (you) at the end of the post number.

>>121131549
Anyone else think this one is kinda sad?

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>>121131626

Leave it to a tripfag to ruin the fun

>>121131626
End yourself, tripfaggot.

>>121131630
You're kinda sad.

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>>121131626
taking tripFAG to a whole new level faggot

>>121130207
>>121130262
I have a hard trouble deciding who the bigger faggot is.

>>121132077
Must be me according to these anons:
>>121131645
>>121131849
>>121132058

Platinum Disco is pretty great.

>>121132482
It is.

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>>121132077
Hanekawa still a sexy no matter what.

>>121132482
PURACHINA DISUKOTEIKU

>>121130092
That is completely different you fucking moron.

>>121131557
to symbolize her eggs are overdue

Let's all spoon feed each other.

>>121128627
benin in bangladesh

>>121128809
Is that symbolism for bukkake?

>>121128603
oh yeah, he brushed her teeth real good

>>121132799
I want to spoon faia sishtas.

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would Tsukihis Hymen regenerate?

like that redhead bitch in True Blood

>>121133076
Yea, everything about her regenerates.

>>121133095
if thats not already a doujin i dont know what to believe

>>121133146
turned out pretty bad in True Blood tho, they even got divorced because of it

>>121131062
he really does love her huh.

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>>121128603
no, he just made her awkardly tingly in her naughty bits. they would have shown her girl cum wetting her panties and running down her thighs if tv allowed it, fucking shaft

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>>121128632

>>121133095
Well, it might not if she internalizes and accepts the idea of no longer being a virgin.

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>>121133212
>people almost never look past fanservice in my favorite Monogatari scene

>>121128603
Is this the greatest shaft tilt ever? Can't think of a better one.

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>>121128603
Him and his sisters all fuck each other on the reg.

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>>121134298
God dammit i keep forgetting how much of a fucking manlet arararargi is
entire scene ruined, i'm not even erect anymore

>>121134385
karen is just really tall, like mamaragi

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>>121134427
Karen is tall for a Japanese girl.
From this picture she looks like she must be about 6 inches taller than Tsukihi

>>121134503
this entire show is so diamonds its hard to believe

>>121134229
Tsukihi's voice was amazing for Tsuki, random meowing and all.

>>121134850
Nise had bonerific monkey.
Snake too.
And the sisters.
Yeah, pretty much everyone.

>>121134298
>Title: [DeadFish] Nisemonogatari - 08 [BD][720p][AAC]
Retard

>>121129719
did you see his mom? couldn't blame a son in that position

>>121134427
"really tall" for the japanese is still pretty manlet-esque. They considered Rider from the Fate universe to be fucking huge, but she's only like 5'10" or something like that. The japanese are basically a race of pygmies.

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>>121134427
Just checked the wiki, the guy's 165cm
Even for a jap, thats fucking tiny.
Jesus fuck manlets really trigger me

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>>121134503

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>>121135325
Monkey's a cute 160
10/10 would ruffle hair.

>>121135325
What the fuck. Karen is taller than the average Japanese adult?

>>121130591
Instant muscle recovery = able to work out forever as long as enough food. So yes, vampire steroids.

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>>121135416
Yeah man shes fucking big what you gonna do. She got the best genes in the family for breeding

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>>121135510

>>121135172
to be fair 5'10 is 177cm which is tall for a woman. Hell, 177 is above average for men where I live.

>>121135547
So puffy.

>>121135439
He doesn't work out.

>>121135565
Anything above 5'7 is tall for a woman unless you live in Scandi. But yes Japanese are far shorter on average so everyone seems small to us. Damn midgets. To be fair its unlikely that humans were intended to be any taller than about 6'1 or 6'2.

>>121135587
No he just gets killed repeatedly every other day. Combined with his vampiric metabolism and regeneration, I'd say he gets enough exercise to be as ripped as he is.

>>121135325
>Monkey is a basketball star
>is 160 cm tall
what the fuck, aren't basketball players pretty much required to be huge?

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>>121135718
monkey magic

>>121135718

I don't think you understand WHERE Monogatari takes place, let me spell it out for you.

JAPAN
A
P
A
N

AKA: (WO)MANLETVILLE

>>121135718
She's a basketball star at school.
In a country where the average adult female is smaller than her.
Also magic.

>>121128603
Yes. Both of them. Not at the same time though. Maybe that's in some other volume.

>>121128603
do you think the series would be better if he wasn't dating crab? i mean the fanservice is great and it's not everything in the series, but it becomes sorta boring having all those girls and fanservice there when you know he'll never do anything because he already has a gf.

>>121135718
In high school?

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>>121135718

>>121135565
I really need to gain a better perspective on this sort of thing.

>>121135866
Monogatari is a drama. If you want harem shenanigans, go watch a harem.

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>>121135718

This bitch would ball up Lelbron so bad...xover would make his knees explode.
And Kobr....after monkey showed that fool how to really play dis game she would take Vanessa and give her the colorado special.

>>121135929
Step 1: Stop listening to /fit/ about anything other than actually exercising.

>>121135172

>but she's only like 5'10"
>only

Reminder that the average American women is 5'4".

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>>121135980
>that body
>my dick

>>121136009
Even then take it with a pinch of salt.

>>121135881
>tumblr gif

>>121136016
With Karen's height and athleticism she could be incredible at basketball.

>>121136009
I don't even go on /fit/. I just easily forget that I'm a bit above average height. There are brief moments when I'm actually able to sense how tall I am comparatively and that feels extremely strange.

>>121136129
>implying

>>121135718
Most are taller than I am, so yes.

>>121136129
It's over 1MB. You have to fall back to >reddit

>>121135973
even more so. if it's a drama, then what purpose is there in having 6-7 girls lusting after MC's cock and having tons of scenes with erotic connotations and boob/ass shots?

>>121135416
she's 1.75 by hana.

>>121136143

>I can't google

Confirmed for retard: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height

>>121136194
>>121136150
They increased their max filesize to 2MB. Know your enemy.

>>121136205
To keep plebs watching while important conversations are happening, as well as to pace out the time between the heavy drama moments.

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>>121136205
>having tons of scenes with erotic connotations and boob/ass shots?

Why shouldn't there be?

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>>121136241
>every gif under 2 MB is now from tumblr and can't be posted here

If you could stop being autistic for just 5 minutes that would be great.

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>>121136240
Are you retarded? It's easy to know a number. It's something else entirely to understand what it means. It'd be like if I told you breaking your arm hurts. You'd probably say "well, yeah, are you fucking retarded?" You still don't really understand how much it hurts until it actually happens, and you'll forget it given enough time. It's one thing to know. It's another entirely to feel and understand.

>>121136311
The shitty filter and 500 pixel limit are dead giveaways in >>121135881

Reverse image searching it proves me right.

>>121135416

About 2cm shorter according to this: >>121136240

Araragi is a midget even by Japanese standards.

>>121136387
I don't think you understand. tumblr gif sucked because they had large restrictions and turned out to be overcompressed and seizure inducingly short loops.

That's not true anymore so claiming something is from tumblr when the gif is actually fine makes you an autist.

>>121134427
does anyone have HD pictures of mamaragi

>>121136529
They still compress and add stupid filters to their gifs even with double the filesize from before. Yes, they do occasionally make acceptable gifs but the truth is the majority of them suck.

>>121136590
Yes so call out the ones that suck. That one just has a slight contrast filter on it.

>>121136673
>That one just has a slight contrast filter on it.
That means it sucks. There is no goddamn reason why it needs a contrast filter.

>>121136699
Yeah it doesn't need it but no it doesn't ruin it.

>>121136723
It does though.

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>>121136205
essential to the PLOT

>>121135235
>tfw I'm taller than Arararagi
I'm only 171 cm, too, I feel just slightly less manlet now.

>>121136778
You're still pretty manlet.
You have to be taller than Karen to be exempt from manlet status.

>>121136778
>>121136822
Nobody cares.

>>121136822
Yes, anon, that's where
>just slightly less
Comes in. Meaning that I'm fully aware that I'm still a manlet.

>>121136822
If he's 171cm, he's LITERALLY 1cm taller than her I think
Still, at least you're not a manlet vampire

>>121136778
>>121136939

nice blog bruh.
where is the subscribe button
what size shoe do you wear?

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post more monkey

post bird she is my favorite

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I don't have a lot of bird.

>>121137540
I love how the design on her kimono stays fixed whle she moves., it's one of my favourite things about monogatari

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Sure, why not.

>>121137596
That's shaft for you

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>>121137596
>cost saving corner cutting praised by fans as bold design choice

Sasuga SHAFT

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i need a beach ova

>>121137596

That happens in Chowder too. Is this becoming a trend in animation maybe?

He might have fucked Karen in Nise. It was really ambiguous.

>>121137683
It's been a common thing for a long time. It just looks pretty and it's easier to animate.

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>>121137049

>>121137724

What are some other shows with this?

>>121137659
There are a number of good reasons other than budget to do it that way. It works well with Monogatari because everything is drawn as it feels rather than how it is anyways.

>>121137781
I don't disagree, I'm a fan and I like the way it's worked in. It doesn't feel cheap but part of the aesthetic.

I'm legitimately impressed.

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>>121135325
>rararagi 165cm
AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

>>121137855
his body is 16

>>121137851
Watching Bake was a treat because you could tell it had a limited budget that was spent just about perfectly.

>>121133294
I don't get it.

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>>121137741

>>121137764
If I recall SZS was the first to do it.

How come Araragi looks like an emo spic.

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>>121137987
strangely we dont get a lot of monkey crab scenes

>All these people making fun of Araragi's size
>They forget that he is permanently going to be 15-16 now due to vampire immortality

Leave him alone, he lost out on 3+ years of growing.

>>121137659
Even if that was done solely for corner cutting purposes, SHAFT still knows how to allocate their budget pretty well. It wouldn't be an issue.

>>121135325
>meme - 179cm
pretty sure thats where his hair ends, not his actual head.
He looks like a midget too, only just the same height as karen

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>>121138049
There is no monkey crab at all in the entire series other than the end of monkey arc.

Why is this?

>>121137659
how can a single girl be this perfect?

>>121138143
Why do you think?
Because Crab fears the lesbo monkey.

>>121138066
Either way, 16yo araragi is still smaller than his 14yo(?) "little" sister

>>121138130
He's about average male height in nippon land

>>121138130
He's also wearing heels(sandals) in that pic too.

>>121138143
Because if they have the two shittest girls on screen at the same time again the screen would just turn brown.

>>121138182

Karen is an amazon though, I bet she will be as tall as if not taller than Kiss-shot by the time she is done growing.

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>>121138179
But they supposedly hang out all the time. Why do we not get to see that?

I want to see monkey act adorable and drop all her spaghetti

>>121138049
>Hanging off of the guys arm

Why do girls do this? Why can't they just fucking walk normally next to someone? This shit pisses me off. My mother always used to fucking do that with me what a fucking cunt.

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>>121138214
Door's over there motherfucker. Don't let it hit your ass on the way out.

>>121138323
why is this phrase a thing when a door can open outwards depending on which way you go through it?

>>121138317

>0:27

Please tell me this shit was fixed in the BD.

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>>121138317

>>121138526
that skip is my edit.
i took out a monogatari 3deep cutaway

>>121138214
>the two shittest girls
But snake's not in that screenshot, anon.

>>121138500
Because by convention doors usually opened inward so as to have the hinges on the inside. Nowadays for safety reasons many public buildings have exterior doors that open outward but for the majority of doors they still open into the room.

Does the increasingly gratuitous nature of monogatari bug anyone else? I want to watch this series with friend's who'd enjoy it, but I feel like I can't show them anything past Bake for fear of having to justify loli incest as part of the view experience. It's some of the most aggressive fan service I think I've seen in a show that isn't a purely fan service show.

>>121138599

Wow, you're brilliant. Why hasn't SHAFT hired you yet?

>>121138660
No, I've made peace with the fact that I won't be able to tell anyone my anime tastes in person and it doesn't bother me.

>>121138660
The fires sisters aren't lolis.

>>121138660

>Firesisters
>Lolis

You
fuckin
wut?

>>121138749
>middle school
They are to normalfags

>>121138774
Do you need everything you do in the privacy of your home to be normalfag approved?

>>121138798
No, but the point of the conversation is that I'd like to watch monogatari with friends

>>121138860
You're way too normalfag for /a/ is what the other anons are trying to say.

>>121133294
>All those normalfag replies
Fuck off.

>>121138860

Why?

>>121138897
Because I have friends that don't browse /a/? Fuck off.
>>121138946
Because I like to share things I enjoy with friends like most people?

>>121139020
Hey anon don't get upset. I'm just trying to let you know that most anons on here can't empathize with that.

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>>121133212
she is staring directly at his benis

>>121139077
With a longing that is accented by her never getting any of that.

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>>121137855
When will they learn?

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>>121139020

I don't share your mentality. I have some normalfag friends as well but I'm okay with having to hide a few things from them. They don't know what's my real political ideology for example.

>>121139020
You should ask /r/anime, friend. :^)

>>121139145
I'm ok with not airing my dirty laundry either. Where did I say I share everything? I don't go around sending links to gokkun doujin. I just have a friend who I know would really like monogatari save for the aggressive fanservice, which for the most part seems to be pointless.

>>121139182
Nice meme, friend.

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>>121139020
get new friends that can appreciate unconventional PLOT devices

>>121139273
I would if I knew how. Most anime fans are casual and/or spergs

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>>121139273
well now that explains why she was so pissed to see him with tsukihi
she beat her to it

>>121138316
Get a load of this faggot.

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>>121138316
>not wanting a qt 2D girl to hang on your arm as you talk a walk

Unbelievable faggotry.

>>121139726

>tfw my waifu is too short for she to hang on my arm

>>121139248
You really should just go ask reddit.

>>121139900
>pigyback rides

There is always a way anon.

>>121139966

That's kinda going to make it look like I'm her dad though.

>>121139966
Princess carry

>>121139248
>I just have a friend
Sure you do, Anon.

>>121140036
That sounds adorable

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>>121140036

>>121140036
There's nothing wrong with going out with a girl who looks young enough to be your daughter. As long as you aren't too affectionate in public because otherwise neo-Nazis tend to lynch you.

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>>121139248

>aggresive fanservice
>pointless

why don't you and your friend go watch Naruto and suck each others' cocks.

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>>121139248
How is it pointless? It's nice to look at, is all the scenery in something like 5cm/s pointless?

>>121140074

I'm not stronk enough for that either. I would get tired in a few minutes.

>>121140355
sounds like you would be a terrible guy for your waifu

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>>121140355
You just gotta believe, anon. That's all it takes. Works for me, and it will work for you.

>>121140355
Lift for your waifu anon. If you don't carry that weight, someone else will

>>121140778

True. I need to get my shit together and start lifting again.

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>>121140237
Have you ever watched Salo? A lot of people told me it was the most disturbing movie ever made. I watched it because I just had to know. I spent the majority of the the time checking the clock for when it would be over. The reason was that, while the segments would initially have shock value, they would just keep going and going until it wasn't even disturbing in the least. I was more bored in that movie than in any other movie, including the third Transformers. It's like money. The more you print, the less value any instance of it has.

Fanservice works the same way. If you do it too much, it doesn't have value. It's just pointless.

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>>121135547

>>121139273

This all could have been prevented if Arararararagi had just looked up at Karen and invited her to join in.

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>>121137764
Gankutsuou is all about this shit

>>121128808
according to your idea, tsukihi could be a nigger, but no body suspects?

>>121141276
Of course she is. She's a phoenix, a bird that comes from Egyptian myth, and as we all know, Egyptian were black.

>>121141362
Greek myth anon.

>>121141437
phoenix exists through the most of the asia. persia, india, turkic countries, china

>>121141510
I was gonna say that too, but the very name, phoenix, is a greek word.

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>>121141437
Greeks were Black too.

>>121140937
And? Are you saying that's how it is in Monogatari?

>>121141555
as we all are.
>>121141543
i am not a native english speaker, so i only know the translation

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>>121141555
Everyone who isn't pure 100% aryan is black anyway according to you, /pol/.

>>121141611
For me, that's exactly how it was. I got tired of it.

>>121141673
I thought everyone descended from sub-sahara sapiens.

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>>121141691
Well I have bad news for you anon, you're a pleb.

>>121128902
You dumb fuck. The bird implants itself into an already pregnant womans womb. It became a part of tsukihi who was already there. It didn't replace her

>>121141810
You have literally no evidence to back that up. It was never made clear one way or the other.

>>121141691
So flash some ass and there's no limit to the amount of dialogue, character building and interaction you'll miss.

Have you tried Depo-Provera?

>>121141938
Monogatari is substantially more than "flashing some ass." Besides, I didn't stop watching because of fanservice. I just got tired of fanservice in monogatari. I stopped watching monogatari because I binged Everything before Neko and it got tiresome. I stopped caring about the characters and what happened to them because nothing was ever going to change except their hairstyles.

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>>121141673
Did you took my post seriously? I was just making fun of Afrocentrists. Read the filename.

>>121142091
>nothing was going to change

I think you confused monogatari with nisekoi.

>>121139248

People have different tastes. Slowly work your way up to Bakemonogatari. Eventually fan service won't even bother them.

Or just call them faggots for not liking it.

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>>121128603
Read >>121128675

>>121133294
There were more idiots trolls there

>>121128603
Only karen.

>>121142163
Literally every time is arararararararararararagi saving the day in such a way that it bolsters his harem or adds to it, but even the "harem" is of little consequence because he already has a girlfriend. So nothing ends up actually changing.

>>121136441
He's still a kid though.
Check the sample ages.

>>121142139
>implying jesus wasn't a filthy arab jew.
And charlemagne was as white as argentina. oh wait..

>>121142411
>growing harem
Not since SS forward, it's shrinking.

>rararararararararararagi saving the day
Not even in fucking bake, nermind the rest. Are you retarded?

>>121142415

>16
>kid

He wouldn't grow more than 3 or 4cm after reaching adulthood. Very few people do.

The only consolation he has about being a manlet is that his vampire form is much taller than he is usually.

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How come we have a monogatari thread without best girl being posted?

>>121142893
>best girl
go away

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>>121142893
We had a bunch of monkey snakefag. I don't know why you're trying to ruin this thread.

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>>121142893
Because posting Sengoku sends us into a warring state.

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>>121142893
>snake
>best
I immensely enjoyed her freaking out though.

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>>121142483
Araragi is the only one who gives a shit about going around to get the god damn problems solved. Whether or not he has to ask for outside help is irrelevant, he is the driving force. In any case, nothing of meaning ever fucking changes in that show. In the end, it will revert to more or less the same state it began in save the passage of time and all that entails. I liked what I saw, but I got tired of it after a while because of that stagnancy and because it had been a while since it had genuinely entertained me.

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>>121142945
>into a warring state.

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>>121142984
Did I stutter?

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>>121143070
I just sensible chuckle'd in a loli manner.

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>>121142936
I am making it better

>>121142978
Araragi having a hero complex doesn't have much to do with it. It was downright detrimental to cat.

>In the end, it will revert to more or less the same state it began in save the passage of time and all that entails.
Things changed in bake, never mind the rest. If you admit you haven't even watched past neko you don't know what the fuck you're even talking about.

What sort of change are you even talking about?

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>>121130207
Take your bad taste and hypocrisy elsewhere.

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>>121143127
This is a snake-free zone.

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>>121143195
what a waste(land)

>>121129055

Didn't you see the bed scene with Karen and tsuhiki about to let him rip and tear her up in the bath? They're MORE than willing he's just being chivalrous.

>>121131549
If this is trolling it's the most pathetic I've ever seen.
Fuck off back where you came from.

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>>121143234
What do you mean? It's pretty great. Best grills everywhere and no nutcases.

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>>121143284
I agree

>>121143270
did Tsukihi sway Karen to let her fuck araragi?

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>>121143284
>monkey island
>no nutcases

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>>121143369
Monkey is a well adjusted and productive member of society.

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>>121143137
Typical change that comes with life. People move away, you grow up, etc. I don't find that to be significant enough for me. That's why there's not just one anime in the whole of the universe. What you find to be significant, I, apparently, do not. I want more, you're fine with it. If you'd stop being a jackass for half a minute, you'd understand that. I didn't like the fanservice, but someone else did. I wanted more change, but someone else was fine with what was provided. There's nothing wrong with either viewpoint, faggot.

Also, I frequent /a/. This means that just about every significant plot development in the show has already been spoiled for me. Whether or not I watch past neko is irrelevant. The most significant change I've seen has been snail's "death," and, while depressing, it still falls within the sort of change you'd expect to see with the passage of time. I don't consider it to be big. You do.

Tl;dr: A difference of opinions does not make either of us wrong. Thinking that it does only makes you wrong. It also makes you a faggot.

>>121143482
She's also cute.
http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm

>>121141854
It's your side that makes wild assumptions without backup.

By default Tsukihi is a full imouto, and karenfags are just too damn petty.

>>121143642
Why is Tsukihi so cute god damn.

>>121143671
I don't have a side, I'm a monkeyfag so I don't give a fuck.

Either way I don't fault the phoenix for what it does. If it replaces, merges with or creates an egg from nothing, I don't really care.

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>>121140814

My dick is diamonds

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>>121143659
monkey, a cute?

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>>121128603
Yes. It doesn't count since it's in family though. She's still a virgin.

>>121143846
>I don't really care
That's really hard to believe with how much arguing there has been.

>>121138660
Yeah, this really isn't a show to watch with other people. Also there's the flash cuts. I keep pausing to read them, I wouldn't do that if I was watching it with friends.

Although the last anime I watched with company was GTO, circa 2006

>>121143900
she's the only girl who can be simultaneously cute and lewd.

>>121144262
1 replying telling you you are wrong, 1 saying I don't care and this one.
So many.

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>>121144726
>look how much I don't care! LOOK!

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>mfw watched up to hana
>realize there hasn't been enough crab
>nor enough bat
>or snail
>or faia sistas
>too much monkey (seriously hana is shit)
>too much fucking cat
snake screen time was ok

F-final season is gonna deliver, r-right?

>>121145067
there's plenty bat in tsuki
>too much monkey
oh fuck off

>>121131521
Kamimamida

>>121145514
It wasn't on purpose!?

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>>121145067
>too much monkey
That's not a thing anon.