Considering most of the kings summoned are failures would Machiavelli

What he's going to do
Talk the enemy to death?

>Machiavelli
>Not a failure

Why not summon the Easter Bunny? He would be a good Assassin.

>>121066412
Machiavelli was a fan of democracy who wrote "The Prince" after the Medicis broke his arms and threw him in prison.

>>121067113
Why does a rabbit give out eggs?

>>121067174
Maybe he enslaves magical chocolate birds.

>>121067165
If his arms were broken how did he write?

>>121067223
He took 13 years to make the book nigga
>>121067083
Elaborate

>>121066412
>noble phantasm: the dildo shaped after Il Valentino's dick with which he pleasured himself in the long lonely nights of his exile

>>121067174
The original myth had the Easter Bunny handing out Incendiary and Anti-tank Grenades to all the little boys and girls but somewhere along the way people apparently had problems with rabbits developing grenade technology and made them the more realistic "eggs"

>>121067303
3/10 made me think for more than 1 second because I'm retarded.

>>121067497
What would I have gotten if it took you less than one second to think?

Why hasn't anyone summoned Santa Claus?

>>121067643
>Winning the war in one night

There'd be no story. Santa wins long before the night is even over.

>>121067643
Why hasn't anyone summoned hitler?

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>>121066412
>Machiavelli
>not Savonarola as Caster

>>121067764
Why has nobody summoned Reagan?

>>121067223
Very slowly.

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>Not summoning Cesare Borgia

>>121067780
>Savonarola
>not Giovanni dalle Bande Nere as Rider

>>121067281
Not >>121067083, but I think he meant his complete incompetence in military matters. He was a top notch analyst, but failed hard in battle.

>>121067023
Nah, making them kill each other, just as the last collapses Machiavelli comes around claiming victory, founding a republic or two on the way.

>>121068072
>making way for a signoria or two on the way.
fixed, Macchiavelli was a good historian but a complete failure politics-wise

>>121066412
is that dude linus techtips

>>121068163
His greatest ambition in life was getting his desk job back.

>>121067643
Because his NPs would be broken as all hell. He might even get a RM.

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>>121066412

>>121067982
>summoning a guy whose longest lasting achievement was being the son of the pope

>>121068546
cuck

Anyone got that official pic of a bunch of historical figures and what types of servants they'd be? Like Shakespeare and Jack the Ripper were two of them, I remember. Oh and Caesar.