You wake up the next day and you become your waifu, what do you do?

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>Don't have a waifu

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>>120977896

Spend the whole day in front of a mirror looking at how cute and beautiful I have become. Also, wear cute dresses!

masturbate

>>120977896
Buy a new fridge
Pee on it

Masturbate.
Then figure out how to travel dimensions so I can become my (old me) waifu.

>praise the lord
>make fun of other girls for being so fucking ugly
>tease and blueball /a/nons
>find cute loli as a lover

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>>120977896
Look for myself and make him a lucky man

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Admire myself

Throw away my purity with my old self.

>>120977896
Which one?

>>120977896
Furiously give myself the finger.

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>>120978601
That said, I wouldn't want to be my waifu. I'd rather be Shinka, who is nothing like her. Some girls are better as waifus while others are better as self-inserts.

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>>120977896
In her or our world? Because without her combat skills I probably wouldn't last long in her place.

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Wonder what happened to the old me

>>120979339
I assumed your new body was the old you. You get to keep your memories and shit.

>>120979423
Then what happened to my waifu? Is she kil?

>>120979477
More like shoved out of existence.
I never asked for this.