What makes Elves so attractive, /a/?

Their anus.

It's never rape.

Illusion spells.

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They're supposed to be beautiful and majestic so artists go out of their way to make them so

>>120873075
No matter how hard you try.

>>120873128
>They're supposed to be beautiful and majestic
Says who?

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>>120873128
this

>>120873250
Mythology

>>120873308
Nope.

>>120873250
Tolkien.

>>120873321
Tolkien also said elves physically cannot be raped.

>>120873316
>However, some generalisations are possible. In medieval Germanic-speaking cultures, elves seem generally to have been thought of as a group of beings with magical powers and supernatural beauty, ambivalent towards everyday people and capable of either helping or hindering them.
They are sometimes depicted as monstrous in some german mythologies this isn't the norm.

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>>120873128

Elves wiggling or doing things with their ears just melts my heart.

>>120873250
>>120873316
>>120873321
The myth of beautiful magic humanoid creatures in tune with nature that live deep in the forest long predates Tolkien, but yeah it isn't the only depiction, just the most popular one.
Others include midget-like shitheads intent on stealing your kids in the middle of the night or playing mischief

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>being attracted to the filthy knife ears

>>120873022
Holy fuck I miss 90s style for anime. Why do they look better than Modern anime?

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why is there yet a anime or manga series about a cute elf girl marrying a human guy?

>>120873451

/tg/, I love you, but you've got to stop all this elf hate.

>>120873401
So, where does the "majestic" come into play?

>>120873433
Sometimes they are also depicted as some sort of succubus: Beautiful woman who lures men only to kill them later.

>>120873508
Do you even know what majestic means?

pointy ears and dancin naked in the moonlight

Elves are meant to represent foreign ethnities to Japanese.

Let that sink in for a while

>>120873585
because they have blonde hair blue eyes?

>>120873557
Do you?

>>120873661
Yeah

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>>120873451

Fuck off /tg/, you're not welcome here.

>>120873481
THERE IS ONE!!! It's Elfen Bride. Your welcome. Its only two episodes though and soft or cute hentai http://myanimeron.net/2013/04/elven-bride-episode-1-uncensored/

>>120873679
So? Where does it come into play?

>>120873628
And sometimes dark skin, yes

>>120873693
I mean Elven Bride I don't think the link I posted works (at least on my computer) but you can watch it here

http://watchhentaistream.com/elven-bride/Episode-1/

>>120873705
Stop being autistic, Jesus Christ. We know nobody ever said they were explicitly in mythology, but you understood what the other anon meant.

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>>120873022
>that quality

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>>120873451
>implying you wouldn't become a race traitor at the first opportunity

>>120873359
I see plenty of holes in their faces.

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I prefer lithe elves.
>you will never be a soldier who abandons the battlefield in order to save a wounded elf orphan and raise her while everyone thinks you were KIA

>>120873852
They can't be raped because they die the moment you try.

>>120873792
>streaming
fuck off

>>120873693
>>120873792
thanks buddy

>>120873458
Most decent anime back then were OVA, with no real tight budget restraint like a TV series has. Stardust Memory, Tenchi Muyo!, Lodoss, Golden Boy, etc etc etc. Unless it's Gundam, OVA these days just means bonus episode that didn't make it into a broadcast run.

>>120873458
no, they really don't

>>120873855
Usagi Drop ending. Without the waiting.

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>>120873275
I watched QB literally just for Alleyne

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>>120873458

I like the artstyle too, but rewatching Loddoss OVA reminded me that it's so focused on the beautiful artstyle the animation is subpar as fuck.

Also, Parn is a HUGE HOMO.

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>you will never marry a cute brown elf and live in seclusion
>you will never impregnate her over and over again until you have a large family
>you will never while on your deathbed tell your still young elven wife that you always knew that she'd outlive you and why the reason you gave her such a large family was so she wouldn't be lonely after you died
>you will never tell your elven male children to breed with their mother after you are gone for they too due to their mixed blood will not outlive her.

>>120873481
https://vndb.org/v2409

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>>120873996
being an elf is suffering

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>>120873873
Wow Tolkien seems to have been pretty clueless about the whole rape thing.

>>120874079
too bad it's not translated.

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>>120874143
Go learn.

>>120873996
>>120874106
Bullshit.
The idea that long life is suffering was invented by humans who couldn't deal with the fact that they would die.

If the elf really was so overwhelmed by the loss of her family then she could suicide.
But you know what? I've survived several relatives now, and never once have I even considered killing myself over it. Why?
Because I like living.

Now stop this defeatist propaganda.

>>120873996
do you guys prefer your elves to have long life span like Tolkien's elves, or have human live spans like Dragon Age?

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>>120874106
You know it's hard out here for an elf
When you're living in the forest by yourself

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>>120873022

>>120874126
What do you mean?

>>120874212
>I've survived several relatives now, and never once have I even considered killing myself over it. Why?
>Because I like living.
Who gives a shit about relatives? I'm talking about the love of your life.

>>120874176
I am...

>>120873873
What if you put them to sleep with drugs then rape them unknowingly.

>>120874212

This.
I'd take immortality in a heartbeat provided I could still end my existence if I chose to do so.

>>120874247
That happens to 50% of all humans who find the loves of their lives.

So?

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>>120873022
record of lodoss war on /a/? nice

>>120873022
>the aesthetic beauty ideal of humanity embodied in a nearly-human form compatible with humans

It's like what would have happened if Eve hadn't been a dumb bitch.

If you're in this thread and say that you've never fapped to Elfquest, you are a liar.

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How far are you willing to go to live forever with your elf waifu?

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NINTENDO ELVES ARE BEST ELVES

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They are purest.

>>120874441
I'd rather have her have the same life span as me. Immortality is pretty shitty when you really think about it.

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>>120874441
But what you imply to suggest is un-life

Elves can do magic.
Why don't you ask your elf waifu to turn you into an elf?

>>120874441
Would she still love you if you looked like that?

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>>120874510
Yeah, it's so terrible.

>>120874510
Only if you're limited by your perception of time and boredom

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>>120874441
I'd become a demilich for her.

>>120874310
There are threads from time to time.

Mostly complaining about Parn being gay for Kashue in the anime.

>>120874544
Only if she can turn me into a female elf

>>120874545
Would you still love her if she looked like that?

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anyone have any good vanilla sad panda links?

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>elf_superiority.jpg

>>120874544
I imagine the elf council would have to have a word on that, and they would not like the idea.
But sure I'd love to be turned to a girl elf.

>>120874554
>>120874555
when we talk about immortality, are we talking about just life span; or are we also invaluable to injuries and disease?

>>120874227
Longer, but not hundreds of years. Perhaps as long as 125 years for "average" with "old" elves being considered ancient at 200 years.

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>>120873990
Is Parn black or something?

>>120874683
Parn was the original Casca.
Now you know.

>>120874227
Tolkien's elves all the way

>>120874683
Deedlit is just extremely pale.

>>120874683
I don't know, but I noticed that Japs tend to draw males with darker skin compared to females.

>>120873970
Alleyne is the best anime elf ever.

prove me wrong

you can't

>>120874725
Holy shit, how on Earth did he manage to end the series without being raped?

I dislike anime elves because they always have such large breasts. Real elves should be more androgynous, thin and petite.
Like little girls, but less genki.

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>>120874773

She's not even the best elf in the series. That title belongs to Echidna.

>>120874678
I'd go with lifespan. It'd be flavorless if you knew you were immune to even the chance of death.

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>>120874773

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>>120874807
>That title belongs to Echidna

I don't think so.

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>>120874787
How's this?

>>120874849
That's a half-elf, not an elf.

>>120874855
Gawt dang that's cute, I tell ya hwhat.

>>120874850
I can see her boob

>>120874822
The possibility of endless torture and suffering is terrifiying

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I want to pop Allyene's 1000 year old hymen

I want to fuck a blonde elf really bad

>>120875034
That's mine to pop. Go away.

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>>120875067
sorry but Alleyne and I are already a couple

>>120875034
I wonder if the hymen becomes stronger as she ages, eventually becoming impenetrable.

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>only known manga featuring a shota elf as MC
>he's a complete edgelord

>>120875114
No you're not, we are.

>>120875124
do her kegel exercises make her hymen more muscular

>>120875034
bet she have a stanky vag

>>120875227
I'll clean it out with my mouth

>No hentai OVA with elves that's about loving them tenderly
>it's all rape
gee, spice it up a little H Industry.

>>120875020
I just think the impetus that you're not free of possible consequences would leech the joy out of any adventure.

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>tfw you will never be saved by cute elven milfs while lost in the forest

>>120875034
If anything, because of all of her workout, her hymen would've been broken long ago.

>>120875020
Pain is just a signal. When you know that your body cannot actually be permanently broken, pain loses its negative associations. Torture through physical injury becomes impossible.

>>120875389
Why live?

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>>120875389
I wonder what happens next.

>>120875437
Love is just a signal too.

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>>120873275
>>120873970
>>120874850
>>120875034
there are no good pregnant pics of Alleyne

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>>120875538
They devour your flesh to keep themselves young and place your soul in a jar

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>>120875538
https://vndb.org/v932

>>120875538
They obviously returned him to his parents, why always prejudiced against other races you stupid vampire slut?

>>120875591
I'm not sure what you are trying to say.

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what's /a/'s opinion on cute dwarven girls

>>120875681
They're small

>>120875646
>using vampire as an insult

Vampires are like the Jews of the fantasy world.

People always paint them as evil when in reality they're pretty nice guys that just need a daily does of blood to survive.

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>elf thread

Elves a shit. The only reason they are liked is because they are portrayed as the peak of human femininity and long ears. However, they are all sneaky, haughty, annoying bastards that would betray you to protect a tree.

No one here actually believes Lodoss is a good anime, right?

It's not even a real anime; it's more like a PowerPoint presentation on an anime.

>>120875645
I like the tomboy looking ponytail one.

>>120875715
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>120875726
Actually elves would give their lives for one of their friends or comrades, be it elf, human, dwarf or hobbit.

Knowing that they are everlasting and immortal, giving their lives is a pretty big deal to do for a friend.

>>120875771
>Knowing that they are everlasting and immortal, "giving their lives" is the equivalent of visiting your family over the weekend.
ftfy

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>>120875715

>>120875815
What?

They die when they are killed, you know.

>>120875846
And they go to elf heaven until they are ready to return to the world of the living, yes.

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my wedding pic

>>120875869
Elves that die don't sail west, or east, I don't remember.

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What about Elves in modern clothing?

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>>120875681

I'm not into Ymir, dwarf chicks need to be fucking stout.

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>>120875771
>getting sucked into elven propaganda
They KNOW that they are immortal and so you are disposable and they will use you to defend these lies about them. Don't believe their lies anon.

They are not your friends, they do not fight for your freedom.

>>120875906
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf_%28Middle-earth%29#Death

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there should be more angles and elven couplings. I mean they are both the embodiment of purity and beauty after all

>>120875947
I actually bought that when it came out just for the elf.

>>120875965
Good artist.

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Why do elf women love human shotas so much?

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>>120875936

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>>120875936
>you will never live in a modern world with elves, dwarves and several other fantasy races in harmony

>>120875965
I'm talking real things, not /tg/-shit, sorry.

>>120875982
>they almost never go back to Middle-earth and remain in Valinor instead
>Eventually, their immortal spirits will overwhelm and consume their bodies, rendering them "bodiless", whether they opt to go to Valinor or remain in Middle-earth. At the end of the world, all Elves will have become invisible to mortal eyes, except to those to whom they wish to manifest themselves

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I would like to
raise one to be a strong, smart, and wise individual.

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>>120876065
>real things
>elves

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>>120873481
considering how popular elves are, I'm surprised that there are not more vanilla relationships in mainstream anime and manga

>>120876143
Real canon, not neckbeard fanfic.

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How about an Elf servant?

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>>120876157
>Those spats
>That V
Elves man

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>>120876161
>Tolkien invented elves
>Tolkien's canon is 'real' canon

>>120876112
Oooh aren't you a hilariously witty and original special snowflake!

I love how you subvert my expectations in a completely new and unconventional way! It's almost as if you weren't memeposting like a dumb fa/tg/uy who has no concept of when a joke stops being funny!

I tip my fedora to you, my good man. You, sir, are a gentleman and a connoisseur of fine humour.

>>120876213
I'm talking elves, not elf-fairies of old.

And yeah, I put his stuff above internet fanfic.

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The only good elf is a dead elf, and the only thing better than a dead elf is a dying elf that tells you where their friends are.

>>120876319
That's not an elf.

>>120876319
nice meme

>>120876188
She's not al elf though

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do elves celebrate christmas?

>>120876407
Without coca cola?
What's the point?

>>120876407
/r/ing that one doujin where the Christmas elf goes to the kids house expecting to deliver presents and finds out she's the actual gift.

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>>120876274
Why do you get to decide what's an elf and what isn't? Also, you are using 'fanfiction' wrong.

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>>120873022

>>120876447
>Why do you get to decide what's an elf and what isn't?
Why do you?

>you are using 'fanfiction' wrong.
As if the shit /tg/ writes isn't fanfiction-tier.

>>120876434
ZUR SOZIALISMUS!
ZUR KOKA-KOLA FREIHEIT!

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>>120876407

>>120876407
They would probably celebrate the pagan Christmas, at least according to Christians.

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>>120876319
> this shit again

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>>120873451
Tell the emperor I don't give a fuck

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>>120876485
>Why do you?
I never did. I left it to the open. You're the one whose only form of elves is Tolkien.

>As if the shit /tg/ writes isn't fanfiction-tier.
Obviously, you've never been to /tg/ and you're still not using fanfiction right. Sure some of their writing is shit, but some of it is good. Stop being such an autist.

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>>120876670
No, but you started using the whole "elf propaganda" shit, as if it was the only one.

>Obviously, you've never been to /tg/
I've been long enough to know all the things they do are shit nowadays.

Let's drop this fucking shit and post elves. If you want to claim victory go ahead, I don't give a fuck.

>>120876670
>Some of it is good
I spent three years going there almost daily for hours.

NONE
OF IT
IS GOOD
especially not the pretentious "smut" you guys used to circlejerk about instead of actually writing stuff you can fap to.
Fortunately that's gone.

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>>120875681
>no beard

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my waifu is a dark elf. i have no regrets

>>120876031
Because elf men suck more cock than they do.

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>>120876730
That picture makes me want to be a womanly dark elf oneesan type and work hard to make a cute high elf girl fall in love with me and overcome my evil nature and live a happy eternal life with her.

Regular elves are fun to humiliate and degrade because they're pure.
Dark elves are fun to humiliate and degrade because they're haughty.

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Did someone say elves?

Are there any half-elves in any anime?

I can't find any, they're best of both worlds.

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>>120876762
Mine is a forest elf.
Wanna be friends?

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>>120876762
you should love her with all your heart

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>>120876852
What a stupid statement, and an even dumber question.

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>>120876852
there are plenty of half breeds

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DON'T BE FOOLED, THIS THREAD IS ELF PROPAGANDA

ELVES ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED

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>>120873837
I just finished watching this. Sunrise will make a new season right?

Right?

>>120875681
It's not a dwarf if there's no beard.
Also shit art.

>>120876913
is that a girl or a boy?

>>120877024
Does it matter?

>>120876931
Fuck off /tg/ I'm going to race mix with an elf

>>120877034
Yes. I'm not trying to appear quirky and unique by forcing myself to be any gayer than I am.

>>120877034
I can't impregnate a boy.

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How do you tell boy elves apart from girl elves?

>>120876852
They're more common in anime than pure elves, anon.

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>>120876931
fa/tg/uys plz, elven pussy is where it's at .

>>120876913
Fucking Nowa you ruined the best girl's chances to continue down the tournament and get more screentime.

If you weren't so cute and nice and daughteru-able I would hate you.

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do elves have pubic hair?

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Elves... they can't be trusted.

>>120876931
Elf girls > Human girls.

Elf haters are SJWs that are angry human men love elf girls more than them and thus the pussy economy is dying out. You heard it here first, folks.

Are they going to continue the QB anime?

>>120877085
don't worry Nowa has plenty of eggs

>>120877156
That's where bushes come from, Anon.

>>120877089
Boy elves are athletic, handsome, refined and wise. Unlike female elves, who are just large bags of sex.

>>120877197
I really doubt it.

At most they'll animate something new like Queen's Gate or stuff like that.

Queen's Blade with the original cast is dead.

>>120877197
no

>>120877089
Have sex with them, you'll find out.

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>>120877089
Link actually looked like a man till Ocarina of Time, the problem is that they are making him more and more feminine every game, and now he looks transexual

The fact that you could fuck a loli elf and still be on the legal side.

>>120873022
never trust dagger ears

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>>120877077
You got a problem with cute elf boys, faggot?

>>120877243
queen's gate needs to be made

>>120877275
He looks like a faggot because that is the first game in the series officially inspired by anime.

>http://mynintendonews.com/2014/11/30/zelda-wii-us-visual-style-draws-inspiration-from-anime/

>>120877293
>have sex with a loli elf
>elf police come
>you panic and start to imagine your life on the elf prisons (dropping the soap and getting buttfucked by pretty, handsome burly elf men)
>they handcuff the elf loli
>"you're going away for a long time, you hear? fucking pedophile"
>yfw

>>120877361
No way.
The girls are shit.

QB S3 please.

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>>120877243
>Queen's Blade with the original cast is dead.
Better pay my respects.

>>120877385
>Everything went better than expected!

>>120877275
>>120877089
Link ain't an elf.

>>120877423
but we get series cross over like king of fighter, dead or alive, soul calibur, ect...

>>120877533
But they're not the main cast.

Any girl that isn't the main cast is shit. Except Annelotte and Sigui.

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>>120877089
you don't

>>120877476
>This post again

Hylians are the first people created by the gods and have pointed ears so they can hear the voice of the divine better

Confirmed for Tolkien Elves.

>>120877243
but they never finished the story

>>120877571
>I will never be a pretty as fuck elf man

This genuinely makes me sad.

Not only I could charm all the human, orc and elf girls with my super bishoujo androgynous beauty, I could also trap like a fucking pro.

Life is not fair.

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>>120877557
well I'm a Kasumi fan...I also heard that Chun-li is joining the cast

>>120877736
They're fucking SHIT.

>>120877671
They don't care.

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Would you?

>>120877726
>bishoujo

>>120877804
Oh well, pretty man, whatever.

>>120877768
rescue her? yes

>>120877602
That just makes them pointy-eared humans chosen by the gods who are granted superior magical powers and psychic abilities, and the duty to protect the sacred realm and the golden power from the hands of the unworthy.

Totally human...

Kinda...

Still, Link's bishounen enough that men and women would fuck him in a heartbeat.

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>>120877850
>her

>>120873451
>tg
>every elf thread, regardless of board

I can`t stop loving you.

>>120873508
>>120873661
>>120873705
>having or showing impressive beauty or dignity.

>have been thought of as a group of beings with magical powers and supernatural beauty

Hmm, I wonder where.

>>120877996
Crossboarding scum pls go.

Not anime related.

>>>/e/

>>120877768
Remember, its not gay if its an elf.

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>>120878130
Thanks /tg/.

>>120878130
Yeah it's bestiality either way

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This thread suddenly got very gay. Let's get back to female elves.

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>>120873451
/tg/ pls go and stay go

>>120878209
Thats a boy elf.

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>>120878209

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>>120878233
That's a very mean thing to say, she's a girl.

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Pirotess > Deedlit.

>>120878300
I dont care, I'd pretend she was a boy pretending to be a girl.

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>>120876112
My nigga.

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>>120878384
Pretty weird, but whatever floats your boat.

What does an elf smell like?

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what is the difference between wood elves and high elves?

>>120878567
Happiness, beauty and flowers.

>>120878588
High elves will be snobby and act high and mighty but will welcome you.

Wood elves are more likely to welcome you with an arrow to the knee.

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>>120876595
It`s canon dude, no reason to get mad.
>racemixing is real

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If elves are immortal, why is the world not full of elves?

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>>120876009
That is not an elf.

Which kind of elves you like the most?

>>120878747
>Society is at optimal size
>due to longevity, needless expansionism does not exist as long term planning of society is seen as better alternative
>too heavily specialized jobs(takes hundreds of years to train elf properly)

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>>120876392
She's described as a barbarian woman in myth. A non-Greek is basically a subhuman. It's implied that her magical affinity is due to being a mythical being herself.

>>120878866
happy elves

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>>120878866
male elves

>>120878832
Did you figure that out all by yourself champ? Do they teach reading comprehension in school still?

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>>120878997
Young brown ones?

>>120878590
What does happiness smell like?

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>>120879115
Elves!

>>120878997
I'd still fuck that. (no homo)

>>120879115
Fresh lien cloth straight from the drier.

>>120879115
It smells like Dio fucking Pucci in the ass

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>>120878866
Spunky, foul-mouthed elves.

>>120878866
Blonde ones.

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>>120879113
brown and white
young and old
>>120879161
full homo

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> You'll never get your own elf for Christmas
> You'll never get her consent to marry her or have beautiful elf children
> You'll never be known as a dirty elf lover in your neighborhood

Why even live.

>>120879670
I'd rather wander the forest and fall in love with a cute elf girl.

I don't want to "own" one, I don't like that fantasy. I want it to be consensual from the beginning.

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>>120879713
>I'd rather wander the forest and fall in love with a cute elf girl
Would you really?

>>120879780
I would.

Fuck that doujin, in any case.

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>>120879229
this so much

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>>120874441
Lichdom is not some sort of price you pay. It's a goal unto itself, silly.

Although if I were to take a partner in research I would prefer a dryad. It would certainly be... interesting.

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>>120874787

>>120879742
that pic makes me sad anon-kun

>>120879950
>you will never save her

>>120879950
>>120880065

It makes me sad too, but also super happy that there's at least one pic where it's calm... Just calm.

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>>120879810
It's a dream I've had for long.

>>120877996
Wait so are elves niggers or jews?

>>120880164
White people.
Humans are niggers.
Dwarves are jews.

>>120880149
Anon these pictures hurt me.

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>>120880230
There's no beauty like that which is found in melancholy.

>>120880115
But it's not the truth anon.
It's not the way it went.

>>120880489
But melancholy gets difficult after a while.

I want to hug her ;_;