You're stuck with them on a four-hour trip. What will you do?

Get arrested.

>>120870215
Try to escape. Try. It's futile to resist in the end.

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>>120870215
>komari
>not renchon

Let them chat and have fun, making sure they play nice while I passively look out the window.

Take a nap.

>>120870215
The three on the left are old enough to be legal in some places.

So I let them babysit the three children on the right while I take a nap.

Put some seatbelts on them. Do you have any idea how dangerous is it to drive like that?

>>120870215
Listen to classic rock and guard my asshole.

Put some clothes on the fore-right one, jesus.

I have sexual intercourse with each of them without any form of contraception.

>>120870511
What if they're already on the pill?

>>120870215
Something beautiful.

Something ugly.

Maybe both.

>>120870215
Be recruited by Keito.

>>120870215
Punch cunny

>>120870602
They're like, 7. I don't think its an issue either way.

Do they have rock cds? This is important.

>>120870215
Wait, is that Mana? What is she doing there, she is not a loli.

Reenact Loli Tomodachi.

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>>120870215

>>120870215
kill everyone and only fuck kate.

>>120870215

Sit back and watch a movie or two.

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>>120870671

>>120870236
>>120870236
>>120870236
>>120870236

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>Not having best loli in van

>>120871331

>talking to an empty room

>>120870523
Then forget it.

>>120871331
Glory days.

>>120871331
Too soon

;_;

>>120871331
I don't know who W-chan is

>>120871578
Snacks I presume, but I was exclusively lurking /b/ instead of the good boards back then.

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>>120870215
Chain-smoke the entire time.

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>>120870215
I swear loyalty to Kate-sama and conquer the rest.

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>>120871390

>>120870215

Cry, probably. Any journey involving several kids ie likely to be unpleasant.

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Give them snacks, let them have turns on my DS, while they're busy with it komari-chan rests her head on my chest and falls asleep while i read.

>>120870215
'Hey kids do you want to Play Dark Heresy together?'

'I-I'll roll Adeptus S-Sororitas if that's fine with y-you.'

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>>120870215
Take the wheel and make it one-hour trip.

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>>120872280
Think of the cute girls anon!

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This is the ride to good lolicon heaven right?
I'll just wait.

>>120870215
>What will you do?
Take over the world ofc.

Watch them acting cute and try to maneuver myself in such a way that at least one of them will wind up falling asleep on top of me.

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Get to know Komari-chan better since she'll be legal in a few years anyway unlike all the other ones.

>hide porn magazine in car before trip
>make it easy to find with a bit of searching
>pretend to fall asleep during the trip
>they find the magazine and read through it
>curiosity will get the better of them
>They start practicing on me while sleeping
>wake up and fug

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>>120870215
Take them all out for ice cream and then have sex with them while smoking.

>>120870215
Who is the cheap whore on the rightmost?

Call their parents and ask why they let their young daughters go on a 4 hour trip with a man they don't know

Put on earphones and take a short nap. I always do that during long ass trips.

>>120872588
Why do ero manga artists have such great senses of humour?

>>120870215
>>120870400
Someone please post that pasta about the loli van with classic rock cds

>>120872767
>cheap whore
Kill yourself.

>>120872970
Looks like a whore to me, especially next to the purity that is Koma-chan.

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>>120872943

>>120873035
You must think a beach is the land of Satan then. She more pure then the other sluts.

>>120870299
Someone has to drive the rockvan

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>>120873094
>gets me every time

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Please post more cute girls.
I need my daily dose of cute or i won't be able to attend to my regular activities.

Fet conquered

>>120871331

Personally I think loli is disgusting. Though, you guys do know that 4chan basically hands over all there information to the FBI and they can find every post you've ever made.

Chug two beers, climb into the back of the vehicle, and fall asleep

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>>120873541
>two beers
>fall asleep
Come on dude.

>>120873522
>I think loli is disgusting

Why are you even here.

>>120873522
They are legally obligated to do so.

>>120873522
>Though, you guys do know that 4chan basically hands over all there information to the FBI and they can find every post you've ever made.
This is extremely exaggerated. They only hand over information about the people who post CP or other illegal content.

>>120873645
He didn't say get drunk. Not sure why anyone would drink that weak ass piss water to get drunk anyway.

>>120873645
Its 4 hours, I want to be sober by the time we arrive

>>120873645
>not drinking like a girl
>having to spend obnoxious amounts of money just to pass out

Come on anon.

>>120870215

Take a nap and hope nothing is done to me while I sleep, while being A-OK with it if they do in fact do something.

>>120873522
I would call them retarded to not give whatever the FBI asks them to give.

Drive, probably.

Hand out snacks and drinks to try and gain their favor so that eventually they might want to cuddle with me.

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>>120872738
>smoking
You're scum of the earth

How do they smell ?

this is important

>>120870215
Charge $20 an hour each for babysitting.

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roll up the windows and fill the cabin with red hot chili farts
as they reach for the window buttons i'll slap their wrists with my seventeen inch outie bellybutton while screaming "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!"

>>120874025
They're lolis, so like milk an honey.

Make the right one wear a fucking jacket.

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>>120874015
Don't you want to be cool?

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>>120874067
No. I'd rather be healthy, smell good and live with no cancer
>implying smoking is cool
>implying that hag isn't disgusting

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Would you kiss Reimu in her forehead?

>>120870215
Ask the one in the hoodie to give Venera-sama her hoodie since that outfit is probably freezing.

>>120874164
No then I would catch her poorfag

>>120874152
>smokers pushing old hags
It all makes sense now.

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I would only come if loli of the season were going.