ITT: People who completely and utterly failed to do their job.
Salia fails at pretty much everything she does.
Still adorable though.
You had ONE JOB
DON'T GET BROKEN BY THE DICK
All you had to do was let yourself enjoy it until the chance to strike back came, you could have cut the evil son of a bitch's balls off with a pair of scissors with how he was going at you, but did you? No, no you decided not to enjoy it at all costs, then when you started to love it you let your own pride destroy you. Stupid bitch.
>Couldn't Pilot Vilkiss
>No one respected her as leader
>Couldn't capture Ange despite having numbers on her
>Let down muh Alektra
>couldn't grow proper breasts
>got obliterated in the egg contest by Chris
>Has poor vision
>Failed to arouse hilda
shall i continue?
Anon she is just a regular girl (although a very attractive one) who was getting raped every single day by a Rape Buddha with a giant magical dick that can shoot out liters of cum. What did you think was going to happen to her? At least she didn't break as fast and as bad as her sister.
Majima is just too powerful and the more attractive the girl is the stronger he gets. She never stood a chance.
You had one job
DONT BE A FUCKING RETARDED SISTER.
C'mon, anon. Do you really think a beautiful girl like her stands a chance against this thing?
That things main purpose is to violate and dominate pretty girls.
- Couldn't protect Miki
- Couldn't save mankind
- Couldn't kill Satan
- Dies on every continuity without his boyfriend moving the strings
Hehe.. I get it
Because he's going to use his hydro-pump to blast her with cum!
You're a vanillafag we get it bro. This is a love story though
>No, he died after
Nope, Gurren Laganns read outs even show him as dead
he did, when anakin was laying near the lava river or whatever he should have just forced pushed him into it
instead he just walked away as he was partially burned by the heat
not only was that stupid, it was actually pretty fucking cruel.
>Be aspiring young model
>everywhere you go all anyone wants to talk about is your legendary older sister
>begin to feel the pressure of knowing you'll never match up to her
>decide to build up the courage to ask your sister for some help
>she basically tells you to fuck off to your room while she's brushing her hair
>decide to try to find help elsewhere since your sister doesn't care to hear about your feelings
>oh shit it's a fucking rape cult
>end up becoming some old fat guys play thing
>he brutally takes your virginity
>sister tries to save you
>fails miserably TWICE.
Riko deserved every single last drop of cum for being a shitty older sister.
> spend 25 episodes chasing after a bitch
> give her up for no real reason
Isn't the problem more that she's too good at her job
we already know the canon route is the one where she isn't an edgy bitch since the ???? confirms it.
which is bad since the ending where Erika is with her somehow is miles better.
Magic end is the true one.
Trick end was an extra one for mysteryfags.
>which is bad since the ending where Erika is with her somehow is miles better.
Ange becoming a horrible abusive bitch like Erika isn't better in any dictionary.
Or he could force pull him out.
"Geez Obi, I wanted to fuck your midichlorians out of your ass for what you did to me but seeing my children makes me want to leave behind a better galaxy so let's go fuck Sheev up."
tamaofag plz. there is no shame in losing to best girl.