>prove me wrong
But, OP, she's better as daughteru material
Here is a better version of that.
What do you think about Assukas ass?
Seras Victoria better virgin than your red expanding slut.
But Kaiji is too good for her, and he doesn't need pedophile accusations
Asuka had to grow up too soon because of her mom, but she was still treated like a kid. That pissed her off, and she saw sex and relationships as "adult", so she thought if she came on to Kaji it would mean she was an adult too.
Young misato is my fetish.
I don't think she's that young in that picture...
>genius high ranking officer, pilot of an EVA, young
>waaaaahhh I want adults to seem as an adult too!
>Best EVA unit version
>Gets outmatched by a whinny faggot in his test unit
>Waahh I want to commit suicide in this bathtube
>B-b-but tha booty anon
ASSuka, literally the only good thing about her.
Rei is worst, she isn't even a human being.
Daily reminder that you will never be her seat.
JUST POST IT ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE I JUST GOT OFF A BAN FOR SPOILERED H BUT I'M PREPARED TO DO IT AGAIN BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS
PRETTY SMALL THE LAST TIME I CHECKED I WAS SIX AND A HALF INCHES WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN
She kept talking about how fucking good she is but she just couldn't back it up.
I like both.
Fun fact Kaworu's Lance of longinus is 23cm=9in.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN ALIVE IF MISATO WILL NEVER MOLEST ME AND DROOL IN MY MOUTH
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO SO MY INCESSANT MASTURBATION MIGHT HAVE INCREASED IT'S SIZE
Calm down and have some assuka.
Why did everyone in 3.0 become an edgelord?
She gives off so much edge in like every single frame she appears in.
As long as they never see each other it would be fine. Kaji is more of a cool mentor or teacher.
Explain because I don't follow you
Because muh time skip caused everyone to forget what happened
>DO IT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SHINJI
>Why did you fucking do it Shinji? Now I'm going to put a collar on you that will kill you if you leave.
I feel sorry for Misatofags who loved her for her original character.
>"Nothing personal kid"
No one understands my pain.
>Rebuild of the Rebuild of Evangelion
>Shinji lives with Kaji
Even worse when you realized Shinji and Misato
Held hands and squeezed them tighter in 1.11
Holy shit look at these two edgelord bitches. Look, look at them. Holy shit how was this allowed. Look at how fucking edgy they look. Did Anno not think to himself when making this scene and say "hmmm, maybe this is a bad idea.."?
>Willing to teach Shinji about women
>Both a mother and sister figure
>So broke inside she fucks her old flame cause she doesn't have anyone at 30.
Then she's aged into a nonsensical hysterical woman.
Having a waifu from Evangelion is a relatively tame wild when you have no stakes in any of the main warring parties.
At least her new design is still pretty hot
That's just sad.
It doesn't excuse her for becoming an eddgelord of this calibur. I don't know who thought this was a good idea.
>hurrr fuck you Shinji, don't move I'll kill you right here!!
Look, they even tried portraying her as a villain in this scene when she makes her reappearance close to the end of the movie.
What happened with the spears was more her fault than Shinji.
Guys, I have a fantasy
I want to be transported into the Eva Universe right before the first episode. I want to be a pilot, but not being able to pilot my Eva until after episode 6.
I would let Shinji get his kills, but there would be more angels and such, therefore the timeline of the show would be more spread out.
However, the point is this: I want all previous knowledge of the show and what happens, so that I can protect these characters, and put there broken minds back together. I want to make them happy. And I want to try to make the perfect ending.
Is that an autistic want, or no?
but we never had a "/a/ draws the asuka" thread like this.
>prove me wrong
Why should I ? You're right.
You mean the Gendo parallels?
They're for a reason. They do the same with Assuka.
So what exactly is the message here?
Fucked if you do, fuck if you don't?
>Shinji is a fucking attention whore who wants people to feel sorry for him
>Shinji now wants to get his dad to notice him by doing thinks to make him proud making him more likable
>Misato goes full yandere that Shinji picks Rei over her and everyone blames him for something that they didnt warn him about
>now side with Shinji
Does this mean Misato will win the Shinjibowl this time?
You don't need knowledge of the show to protect everyone.
Just make basic logical decisions, such as treating the pilots well and hanging out with them to make their mood improve, not tolerating the pilots' bullshit when they start doing whatever they want ("HURR MY PRIDE I'LL TAKE THE ANGEL ALONE" Fuck you Asuka, if you fuck up, and you WILL fuck up, the reparations will cost more than what you could make in 1000 lives by selling your body. Follow the goddamn plan)
Asuka was my waifu once, too.
I wish your people prosperity.
Here, I proved you wrong.
By the way, green>red.
I love Sooka, but I wish Mari would abandon her for Kensuke.
I mean, I don't know why Mari/Kensuke isn't a thing. Pair the otaku bait with the otaku. Glasses with glasses. Only characters in the series who like giant robots and think that piloting them is generally cool.
He's kill or an old fart. Eva stops aging.
>You will never become an eva pilot.
Mari has good taste, Asuka is hotter and cuter than him.
>implying he won't return as Cyborg Toji
Agreed. Definitely boner inducing.
I thought that was Kintaro.
Can't even cook.
She's a terrible waifu, but a hot piece of ass.
Her ass is my waifu.
Therefore, by sheer cooking prowess, Shinji is indisputably still best waifu.
Atleast she looks good while doing it.
>Asuka Langley is best waifu
>Prove me wrong
She's not Rei, and she's a shit.
>>STATUS: PROVEN WRONG
I disagree with it too but clearly it produces results.
Yeah, one of the games has Fuyutsuki dress Shinji up like Yui to take some sexy pictures and quite possibly rapes him.
Oh, anon, we can do better than that.
>Quoting a jewcuck to defend you're waifu
I completely forgot how much fucked up shit there was in this game
Reifags are attracted to Rei because she is a shy, beautiful girl who secretly cares for Shinji.
They see themselves in Shinji. When a beautiful girl is awkward around them, they want to imagine she's like Rei, that she can't express her love for them. But actually, it's because they're so beta that Shinji is Sean Connery as James Bond in comparison to them. The girl isn't concealing her feelings, she's disgusted with them. So they curl up and fantasize about Rei some more. They become a part of the otaku culture that Anno wrote Eva, partly, to criticize.
This is a hard truth, but you must embrace reality. Even Shinji does, and of course it's no wonder he ends up with Asuka at the end and not Rei.
This is copypasta, just ignore it.
Kaworufags are attracted to Kaworu because he is a susve, beautiful boy who secretly cares for Shinji.
They see themselves in Shinji. When a suave boy is awkward around them, they want to imagine he's like Kaworu, that he can't express his love for them. But actually, it's because they're so beta that Shinji is Sean Connery as James Bond in comparison to them. The guy isn't concealing his feelings, he's disgusted with them. So they curl up and fantasize about Kaworu some more. They become a part of the otaku culture that Anno wrote Eva, partly, to criticize.
This is a hard truth, but you must embrace reality. Even Shinji does, and of course it's no wonder he ends up with Asuka at the end and not Kaworu.
Yeah Reifags are just chuuni shits that think spouting existentialist drivel makes a character deep and interesting like themselves
Why haven't we gotten one with just Evas
The right thing.
Kaji is a pretty stable character, he's not crazy enough to be an Eva pilot.
Maybe it would be different if he were 14 though, but iirc it's only in the manga continuity that he even has a troubled backstory.
>We could have gotten this if Anno didn't introduce "The Curse of EVA" bullshit.
What does Asukas ass in a plugsuit taste like?
WHY DID HE PULL A FUCKING GUN OUT? DOES HE LOVE SHINJI THAT FUCKING MUCH?
What I got out of that scene, was he was watering the melons because the world was coming to an end and there was nothing he could do. He was accepting that he might very well die, and there was nothing he could do to stop it.
Seems kinda stable to me.
Even Anno couldn't have gotten away with having an actual 28 year old Asuka.
He knows he's made a lot of mistakes, he knows he's gonna die one way or the other, but he's calm about it.
Compare that to Shinji in the same episode. Kaji is actually the one who encourages him to get in the robot, he puts his hopes in Shinji, and then the robot runs out of battery.
Look at Shinji's reaction to being about to die, compare to Kaji's, tell me which is more stable.
>using Shinji as a measure of stability
What would you do in this situation?
Ah yes Rebuild 2.0, when the movies still had some potential
Don't worry, 4.0 will make up for it all by actually being a two hour self-interview of Anno elaborating on the long path he took to discovering his homosexuality.
4.0 is just gay sex with anno screaming NO HOMO
>mfw 3+1 will be even more gay than Boku No Pico
>GOAT piloting skills
>is a tsundere
>doesn't hesitate when it comes to violence
>has a college degree
>it's a clone
>doesn't have emotions
>would do whatever you tell her because she thinks thats her purpose
>can be easily replaced
Why did this movie look so damn good?
It doesn't. It raped Sadamoto's wonderful character designs with fuckawful chins.
>nitpicking at unimportant shit
>"hurr my waifu's chin is too pointy Dx"
>split instance of CGI is supposed to discredit the entire movie
Shut the fuck up. I recently rewatched the movie and it looks amazing.
>I recently rewatched the movie and it looks amazing.
Get your eyes checked then
Daily reminder that the A in Asuka stands for A-cup.
Shit like this makes me shudder at what 4.0 is going to be like.
Oh look another CGI nitpicking faggot.
The only "serious" thing here is, the problem with the blindhate 3.0 is receiving from tards like you when it comes to it's visuals.
I wish someone had scans of those Groundworks artbooks from the Rebuilds.
I have the ones for the originals, but I'd like to have them all.
No, just sketches for how the final product should be drawn.
THIS is official porn from Gainax's strip mahjong game in the 90s.
The joke here is that if you watch the scenes from inside the plugs you see the skulls in the background are just horrible flat textures
They look good in other scenes.
There are ROMs of the game floating around. Usually have to be able to read Moonrunes to navigate the websites that have them. Not to mention the games themselves are going to be most likely untranslated.
Good thing they know how to ruin even the decently animated scenes
"We've seen him but we've never actually seen him fight. This'll be the first time we actually see him pull out that little Eva of his and go to town, so that's something everybody's waiting for." - H.Anno on the Gendo vs Shinji Eva fight
>mfw I will check all future usaka threads in wait of moot as admin emeritus
I (can't) believe he will be here.
Ok so help me out here.
1.Once Shinji is abducted, Wille fucks off to God knows where and doesn't bother to go after him.
2.Eva13 is needed because some plot-induced barrier is surrounding Lilith and nothing can get through it
3.Eva13 descends through the central shaft to Terminal Dogma, the most direct path there is
4.It takes them a good few minutes to reach the bottom of the shaft
But then literally seconds after they land in Terminal Dogma Asuka and Mari are already there. With Mari already having her own, personal sniper-nest set up in the ceiling. How the fuck did they get down there at the same time as Eva13 which took the most direct and fastest route? Another thing to note is that Eva13 even when flying at top speed needed a good 10-15 seconds to reach the surface so the distance to the surface is actually quite significant.
So how the fuck did Wille get down there so freaking fast? Are we to believe Asuka and Mari sat outside Liliths brier simply waiting for something to happen for days and days while Shinji was learning to play the piano? As a mater of fact how did Wille infiltrate NERV without any opposition in the first place?
>2.Eva13 is needed because some plot-induced barrier is surrounding Lilith and nothing can get through it
It has 2 pilots because Gendo figured out Kaworu would probably betray him/try to stop it when he figured out shit was off so he needed Shinji to be a retard and do it anyway.
Why did you post an image of Kaworu?He has the best dick not ass.
Their is nothing wrong with tsundere European lesbian red heads!
Fuck 3.00 I wanted Shinji and Kaworu to pilot eva 13 by playing piano.
Shinji and Kaworu's theme
You can not deny it.
Also I think you'r that guy that always shit talks me so I made you a special image.
Yeah, yeah sure buddy you are a special snowflake and I am stalking you
Seen to many of you fucks spamming threads with your garbage, you all get tired of it, and you all leave
Yeah yeah what ever go back to evageeks.
I'm done with your shit.
>tumblr reject who has been infatuated with NGE for a month thinking he can tell other what they should do
You know what's odd,there has never been a samurai Eva AU.
Ok how about this song
This song should be Shinji's theme.
ive clicked it,so it should be in my history. tomrrow, when im sober,if i remember to watch it, i will loginto a random eva thread at 4PM EST and repost it if I agree withyou. But right now im too drunk to listen to japanese songs it actually messes with me. Only exception was S&W OP.
There kinda is. It's called Evangelion and Japanese Swords.
I wish I was dunk and not just high.
The song is about growing up and feeling like you have no control of your life.
But that art was made for Museum expo about sword making and designs based off of Evangelion.
Also fuck them for no poster's of Shinji.I used to bitch about the lack of Kaworu but it seem's like karha hate's Shinji.
It seem's like their is no sword for Shinji,thes one could be but it still looks more for Unit01.
There are around three sword's for Mari.It seemed like latter on they made one for Kaowru and I only think it was made to promote 3.0.
FUCK YOU ANON
I thought it was less about the mental issues and more that they had a special connection to the EVA host (Shinji and his mom, Asuka and her mom, Toji and his sister, and Rei and...uh, I guess Rei).