How would you explain your incest/older woman/SS fetish to your mom?

She found my incest literotica stories when I was 10 or 11.
Hopefully the subject is never brought up again, and it's probably the reason I don't have that fetish anymore.

>>120552940
Never had to.
#stealth
#one headphone off
#do your own laundry

>>120553638
wait do hashtags not work here?

>mom was 8/10 when she was young and is like 12 years older than my dad
Its in my blood

>>120552940

> Dad caught me once feeling up my sleeping sister

Talk about awkward.

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>>120553673
>wait do hashtags not work here?

By reporting your thinly veiled blog shit, Rugg.

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>>120553673
>>120553638

>>120552940
With my dick.

By directing her to the archive of yesterday's thread of the exact same topic.

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>>120553673
>0/10
>Still replied

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>>120553673
I am utterly amused. 5/10, you had me believing for a moment.

Why would you talk about your fetish with your mom? Mine is mini skirts with stockings.

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>>120553673

>>120553673
Get out.

>>120554217
Ask your mom to wear that if you want people to be interested in your fetishes that have nothing to do with the thread.

>>120554217
Your mom walks in wearing a mini skirt and stockings and starts cleaning up your room, including bending over provocatively to pick things up. What do you do?

>>120553763
>>120553804
>>120554047
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>>120554246
This isn't the reaction you should be having. Tell him to fuck off, we don't need that shit here.

What happened to this place...

>>120554302
Hard anal sex.

>>120554302
Nothing because my mom is dead.

>>120554303
>MU-MUH BOARD CULTURE
Fuck off nerd.

>>120554415
You first.

>>120554303
>...
>acts like he belongs here
Fuck off