Listen to Kaga
>only good for expeditions
>asking for lifeboat thread
>insisting this isn't a general
Why so tsun, teitoku?
Do you not have a sleeping fetish or something?
>Kantai Collection ~Kan Colle~ General
This isn't a lifeboat, it's charon's raft to damnation!
Some men say though, they have managed to cheat death in those moments with a ritual that may not be worth living for later.
The ritual is fairly simple, but not one that one wants to use unless they are in mortal peril and know it. Providing that they are not sinking fast enough in the water to choke their words, a man must repeat the words, “Devil take my soul across the Styx, God has abandoned me,” three times at the top of his lungs. If he truly puts himself and his soul into it, the Ferryman shall come, no matter how much the waves rage and toss. His ship shall not be turned, nor shall he capsize. The man shall feel his wrist grabbed and be pulled into the boat. From there, he will not feel the waves rocking him. He will feel no hunger, no thirst, only the breath in his lungs and the wind blow softly across his wet face.
It is important that the man does not look up into his eyes. This is because calling him out is a trick. You see, the Ferryman will not take a soul across the Styx without payment. He will hear him speak, asking for payment. When he asks, he must proclaim that he is without payment and needs to go get it from home. The Ferryman will then begin to row to the sailor’s home shore.
He cannot look at him at all the entire way. If it takes three days and three nights, it will not matter. This is because if the Ferryman looks into your eyes, he will know you are lying and return you to the waters to drown.
When you finally reach the shore, the sailor must thank him and tell him he will return shortly. The sailor can never return to the sea after this. The Ferryman will never come to the shore to collect, only be there by the water, awaiting his payment. If a sailor ever does set foot on a boat again, he and all the men on it shall perish in a violent and destructive manner.
I've genuinely been with these threads from the beginning, but if this is the current course I might have to abandon ship
Anonymous doesn't want to be seen participating in a general thread because lol stigma at being on a containment thread.
But that's the best thing about generals. Like-minded anons can come in and get comfy.
No, bismarck is musashi
To where? There's no /ag/ yet. And /vg/ is better than /v/ anyway.
>worrying about respectability on an anonymous message board about anime grills doing cute things and occasionally getting sunk
Maybe. Newfriends can be friends too.
USN shipfus when?
Also Why do Iowa's turrets look so much comfier than other BBs except Yamato/Musashi's?
>Same damn images since 40 threads ago
We should start doodling and shooping to spice things up
Why, is there some kind of rule?
Just listen to the sinking line collection, everyone dies/ scraped in the end anyway.
My Houshou got MVP 3 sorties in a row. Why is Houshou so OP?
Flip? How often does your navy/coast guard get things like this, or are the wrecks too deep for thieves.
>wall of girls
Sorry, I just had to kek
Dunno, our navy is a joke.
maybe they cooperating with our local fishermen if there are intruders, they will gonna radio it to them. I remember watching a news about our navy giving them radios.
Fairy kamikaze pilots when?