What happens?

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>>120291916
Much better than moot for sure.

>Oingo Boingo Brothers episode of Stardust Crusaders

Yare Yare Daze

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I know a place where this is true

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>>120291916
>Durarara
>jap moot

lifelike mootexture ;_;

>>120291916
>Highschool DXD
Tits everywhere

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>Sora no Otoshimono
Tomoki is a classic /b/tard. Everything is daijobu.
He's also rolling in celestial pussy so no more cuck jokes.
Nymph would make a hell of a sysadmin or developer.

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Only picture I have of him. I like to consider P-san the MC. I think things would run very well around here. He's probably keep his nose out of other people's business and focus on keeping the site functioning smoothly.

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everything will be fine

We all would be "already dead" by now, laughing at people's suffering and death.

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>Hibiki

Friendship only, no fighting. Better listen to her song or you'll get befriended.

>rewatching Fate/Zero
yep, we're screwed again.

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Will we die? Maybe he'll just try and write "Anonymous" over and over again to no avail.

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>Decim
I just replaced him with another autist.

Tomoko
we fucked

>>120291916
404 message is replaced with "Yuji no baka!"

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>/l/ gets brought back
>/md/ board gets created

Araragi would also make an 8 hour stream explaining why he wants to hand control to someone else.

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He will try to make us happy.

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All boards except for /k/ and /m/ will be deleted come midnight.
Posters must submit their ID and a biometric sample before posting for security purposes.

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I'm not sure that much changes...

>>120297156
>Making everyone happy
I'm sure the impossibility of it only makes him try harder.

>>120296781

Personally, I think Onna might be more accurate when it comes to identifying the MC/protagonist of Desu Pureido, although you could argue that they're a package deal.

>>120297194
>>120297209
We go to hell regardless of which takes over. The only difference is if we get there virgins or soldiers.

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Literally nothing happens.

>>120297159
>All boards except for /k/ and /m/ will be deleted
I've involuntarily released a biometric sample.

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>Shichika
All of the mods are methodically murdered.

>>120297156
I always wondered just how Shirou's body was made up from swords. Is it Kerry's doing? Is it because of his magic training? Or is it because his parents who were magicians themselves were secretly doing some research upon their own child?

Can someone clarify me about this.
I just finished the VN with all the bad ends.

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>Broducer
4chan is now dedicated to the 765 idols, with each one getting their own board.

And then President Dio gets the site taken down.

>>120297476

It was Avalon, the sheath of a sword being inside of him all along. It shifted his "origin" (a nasuverse concept that might be hard to grasp if you've only read F/SN) from whatever it was originally to "sword". Thus he, his life, and his magecraft all began to take the shape of a sword.

>yowapeda
>Onoda

Bwahahaha another massive faggot except his favourite board is /n/

>>120297686

>Onoda
>favourite boards not being /a/ and /c/

u wot m8

>>120297547
Oh right. There was that. How could I forget that.

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Fuck yeah.

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Nothing happens.

>Kaneki Ken

I don't even know this would fucking work out

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>emo drama bullshit
>everything burns

>>120291916
>Initial D: Legend
>Takumi is new admin
Eurobeat every day.

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>Cross Ange

Everybody who disagrees with Ange will be banned. All bans will be permabans. Entire boards will be purged based on Ange's mood. Momoka would admin when Ange stops giving a shit and all boards will be Angelise-sama appreciation boards.

>>120297541
So /jp/ expanded, really.

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Everything gets trippy
Everyone asks "who is Lain", and nobody knows.
Rumor has it that she's an angry bitch that bans and deletes boards at the slightest provocation. Some kind of all-powerful internet phenomenon.
Except when she makes real world appearances it's quite apparent she is just a shy young girl.

Then suddenly a new tripfag appears that calls himself God, with his own worshipers calling themselves the knights...

>Gundam Build Fighters
How will he handle Reiji?

>>120297547
>from whatever it was originally
It was "worthlessness"

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shit gets absolutely LOCO

>Amagi Brilliant Park
he turns /a/ into a fun place.

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>>120291916
We are all perma banned and sent to hell.

>>120297464
Probably the most accurate one in this thread.

>Durarara!!

So does this mean everything remains the same?

> Escaflowne: Hitomi
We have it good for the first half until she goes complete spaz in the second.

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>Milky Holmes.
. . . . .

>>120300926
No, that means moot should still be here and never left. ;_;

>>120296763
Permabans become deadly and all NSFW boards get deleted. The rest is absorbed in the Church of Kira.

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LOOKS LIKE THE FLEET IS GOING TO SINK MEN IT WAS AN HONOR SERVING WITH YOU

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How do you feel about this, /a/?

Log Horizont Shiroe that would be really great

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Entire 4chan sets out on a quest to find Sasuke

>Usagi Drop
4chan becomes a haven for men with god-tier daughterus

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>>120291916
All boards get wiped out except /o/. Guess what anime

>>120303212
Do we get to fuck our daughterus as well?

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/a/ is saved!

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>>120291916
Liv-streaming with /a/nons

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>4chan is now hosted on Mars
>only Aqua master race can actually post, Earthfags get fucked
I don't think she would care enough to change anything else.

>>120291916
>Shirobako
Oi-chan is the new admin, everyone will start having those inner dialogues.

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We'll probably be fine.

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Things are about to get a lot more genki in here.

>>120306361
GAAOO

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"I don't ever want to go to 4chan ever again"

>>120291916
Kotonoha no Niwa.
4chan work only on rainy days.

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>>120291916
I'm not sure if it's good or bad or we ever existed in the first place.

>>120295674
>DRRR here too
I guess he'll try to use us as his personal army eventually.

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She would try to figure it out for maybe an hour then quit in frustration.

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Will she manage? God knows she will try her best.

>>120297116
>Araragi
same

>>120291916
>Senrei no Moribito
>Balsa as admin
>no shit taken from no-fucking-body yet no permaban ever

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>Takanashi from Working!!
>/l/ comes back

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Fuq

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Can we trust an amnesiac /a/?

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>All blue boards drop their pretence

>Shiroe
YES PLEASE

>>120291916
Food, everywhere

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I don't know how to feel about this. Love and friendship everywhere?

>>120306380
>we get the minimum amount of traffic to remain alive
This seems like a win but could be a lose at the same time

>>120291916
>Saenai Heroine No Sodatekata
4chan sets out on a quest to make VN's about girls you'd ignore otherwise...wait didn't we already do this?
Other than that, it's likely a golden age for /a/.

>DRRR!

so basically we get another moot

this would be the ideal situation, really

>>120313036
So basically /mlp/ minus the bestiality, and adding hot valleygirls. That could go either way for me.

>>120313213
Except we now get beaten up on the street by members of rival gangs.

>>120313251
>leaving the house

At least we'd have the backing of a dullahan

>>120313036
Considering that each new skyscraper is making the city look more like Crystal Tokyo, I don't know if I'd be able to deal with all the LONDON shitposting that would result.

>>120313251
>implying we leave our house
We get closed down and then brought back up on the new admin's whims though.

>>120313367
>We get closed down and then brought back up on the new admin's whims though.
So basically it'd be like 2003/2004 all over again until he settles into things

>>120313481
More like 2006, but yeah.

>>120313513
06 was downright stable compared to the first few years.

Anyone else miss the "Not dead yet!" tagline on the old front page?

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Araragi-kun?!

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>>120291916
THIRD IMPACT

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>>120313651
>06 was downright stable compared to the first few years
Dude. I was here.

4chan was down for at least half of 2006. Pic related.

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We should be fine.

>Log Horizon
4chan will be a fortune 500 company in no time.

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>>120291916
capcha: endMe

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I don't think we'll have a problem raising money to fund the site, at least.

>>120297209
Admin camwhore threads on /soc/

>>120302323
>you are already banned

>>120313917
likewise, though it's possible I was busier with university when the site was down. My memories of 2006 are more of the radio call-in show pranks, cracky, and the habbo crap rather than 4chan being down. In terms of /a/, I think it was the year I watched Azumanga and Utena.

>>120291916
I don't remember the last anime I watched.

>>120295927
>Tomoki coming on /a/ to argue with anons about breasts
Glorious.

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I watched this short just a few minutes ago.

We're fucked.