Post-moot suicide watch general Get in here

>tfw thread finally closes

Nope go to watamote thread

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There is literally nothing wrong with suicide.

0 risk of suicide here, but still sad as fuck.

if 4chan goes down for real ill kill myself

>twf feelings

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>>120287710
I mean... it's not what he would've wanted for any of you, right? I think if there's anything this stream cemented, it's that he wants genuinely good things for everyone, and for them to do good, to themselves and to one another.

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I'm crying here.

I'm crying harder than when My grandma and cat died on the same day.

This is like your best friend becoming a vegetable or something.

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What are you guys talking about? moot is fine.

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I just sat through eight hours of monologue and I'm still in shock that it's really happening

Reminder that NO ONE will have moots perseverance and dedication to maintaining a completely unprofitable website that constantly shit talks its admins.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>120287816
Don't do it anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>120287816
This.

>>120288440

This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

So what will we do after this place gets permanently shut down?
>inb4 kill yourself

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>>120288964
Move to gensokyo

Any easy and painless way to end your life? Thinking of doing it in a couple of years but is good to take notes now.

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>>120287710
;_;

I want you guys to know that I love each and everyone of you anons. Moot said we should be nicer to one another.

Seems like this is it for me, time to tap out. See you guys in gensokyo.

>>120289030
But I might actually do my homework without 4chan around.

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>>120288659

Do what?

>>120289104
Helium.

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>>120289125
>Moot said we should be nicer to one another.

Fuck him and fuck you too faggot.

>>120289125
I love you anon

Fuck, I don't even feel like watching anything, I just want to go to bed.

>>120289104
Well a shotgun blast to the spinal cord (bottom of the brain) will kill you before you are even able to process the pain.

Why do you wanna kill yourself anon?

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>>120289125
Yeah, that's why he abandoned us.

>>120289208
music, anon, music

How quickly does it take for a noose to kill you if you do it right

>>120289281
A parent has to let their children go eventually, and moot did it after a healthy eleven and a half years like a good outou-san.

>>120289340
Not as quick as you'd think.

>>120289340
doing it right requires the drop snapping your neck and killing you instantly.

If you don't it is a minute or two of suffering before it kills you.

>>120289340
If you do it right, near instantly because it snaps the neck.
If done wrong, as long as it takes to choke to death.

>>120289340
If you fail it could just cripple you for life.

>>120289340
Where is a good place to even hang a noose? I've always wondered this and come to the conclusion and that I have no idea where the fuck I am supposed to hang the rope.

Well I actually don't have a rope either but I can easily get one of those.

>>120289340
Instantly supposedly, if you put the noose at the right vertebrae, and then jump from a proper distance it's supposed to break your neck and terminate life functions instantly.

If you fuck up though you will be in for extreme pain followed by a slow death by strangulation. So if you can try something else like the helium or char col method.

>>120289340
3 minutes, although you will probably pass out after two. If you are lucky, you will break your neck and not feel anything. Knowing the fuckups around here, you will likely suffer

>>120289548
I can sleep in peace now.

>>120289532
A tall tree, if you it quick and painless.

>>120289532
>Where is a good place to even hang a noose? I've always wondered this and come to the conclusion and that I have no idea where the fuck I am supposed to hang the rope.

Closet, ceiling, door, tree.

It is a horrible way to kill yourself anon, do you really want your last few minutes on this earth to be you suffering?

>>120289408
>letting go of your child when he's eleven and a half
What a father.

>>120289701
Hilarious, my old man left when I was the same age.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

>>120289686
Obviously not. I'll probably go the helium method, but that means I'll have to wait until I get out of college/find my own place. So I still have a few years of shitposting to go.

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>>120288618
Oh god... stop making me realize this.
It's so fucking true. Nobody else would have had this utter passion over all these years.
4chan might really go to shit soon...

After listening to what Moot's life is actually like it's easy to understand why he wants to move on. He is definitely still going to post and hang around, but being the sole person guiding 4chan has got to be an incredible toll.
My only concern is that due to updates 4chan will lose it's old fashioned feel; one of the big reasons I'm still here is because it reminds me of late 90s - early 00s internet.

I think most like to imagine that 4chan is great because of anonymity but the lack of post voting is just as important. If we implemented a democratic commenting system like Reddit or Digg, it would do far more harm to the culture than forcing users to create profiles.

>>120289548

Is this the extension dev that moot said is on the admin council?

We might be in good hands.

>>120289548
/a/ might still have hope.

So lets say i go and buy myself a shotgun and some super beater car to kill myself in. What exactly would they do with the car?

No one would have to pay to have it cleaned or disposed of right?

>>120289548
the fuck? where was this posted?

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>>120289202
No, fuck u but nicely : )

>>120289830
kek

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You faggots are too beta even for suicide.

>>120289874
https://archive.moe/qa/thread/36815/#49245

>>120289548
We're saved.

>>120289874
>>>/qa/49245

>>120289814
I don't think this will ever happen, it's almost perfect as it is now and I doubt this will change.

>>120289548
I only know like one series on that harem image. (the top right is that shitty lain knock off right?)

I have seen over 100 shows too, what the fuck.

>>120289548
>all that Abe shit
>kino
Kinomod confirmed
We are in good hands boys.

>>120287710
can't even bring myself to mindlessly plug away at anything, just sitting here kind of melancholy.

end of an era, etc.

>>120289917
I don't want to hear this from a serial suicider.

>>120289849
Police auction.

>>120290028
So the city would pay for the biohazard cleanup?

I still dont understand why they force the family to pay/clean up that shit in most places. It is honestly the only thing that has been holding me back for a while now.

>>120289983
>end of an era, etc.
That's true. Scary shit.

>>120289849
>So lets say i go and buy myself a shotgun and some super beater car to kill myself in. What exactly would they do with the car?
philosiraptor pls

This kind of feels like the end of the first season of LOST, where they blow off the hatch and are looking down. Fucking anything could be down there.

>>120289965
>Multiple waifus

I don't like this guy guys

>>120287970

Same here, I don't know how I'll survive without /a/ or /k/.

>>120288618

This really is true.

For all the shit moot got, he was really one of a kind when it came to web admins. He will be sorely missed.

>>120289548
Holy fuck, I...

I'm actually fine with this. Godspeed, moot, take usuka with you.

>>120290130
And then you find that it's fucking nothing.

>>120290197
At least he have waifus. Not a normalfag, weeaboo hater or coldman in suit.

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I'm going first, see you in Gensoukyou

>>120289548
New super secret /abe/ board confirmed

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>>120289548
I have the strength to know we're safe now in Dev-san's hands. A man with that good taste cant lead us astray

In memorium of all anons lost throughout 4chan's life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgOe4eqxkQc

So, desuwa, server admin and /j/ manager are our new admins?

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goddamnit moot ;_;

>>120289978
But kinomod is still a mod

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>>120289548
>Momo
>yfw Dev posts in Tanoshii threads

What's a good anime to watch to help get over moot's retirement?

>>120290299

At least moot was a man of integrity that only had one waifu.

>>120290197
He didn't say they're all his at least

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>>120287710
I dont get it, why am i so fucking sad?
it feels like my best friend just left.

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>>120290407

>Finally got around to watching the K-On! movie
>moot quits 4chan
Welp, time for alcohol.

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>>120289548
I swear to fucking god if I have to share my waifu with dev and kinomod, I'm gonna have to egregiously shitpost until /a/ dies.

>>120290516
I have bad news, anon. Usuka was a troll waifu

>>120290497
Naruto

>>120290552
>Aile

good taste

well, kino too of course

>>120290516
Asuka is the shittiest, most generic waifu ever. And I think Moot is not exactly serious about his waifu.

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>>120290497
Azumanga Daioh except for the last episode.

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>>120290597
My waifu's Kino, anon. I don't want to share her with the goddamn dev too.

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>>120290552
There are a million of us here on /a/ anon, I'm pretty sure there are quite a many people who love Kino

>>120290376
I literally don't know who 1,5,6,7,8 are and I'm just inferring the 3 is from haibane renmei (which is on my backlog)

The rest I approve of, so it's actually not bad. Hope springs eternal.

I'm not a waifufag, but I do like the Major. But I wouldn't trust someone who had her for a waifu.

http://strawpoll.me/3471017

>>120290677
>And I think Moot is not exactly serious about his waifu.

And the dude with a 'waifu' harem is?

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>>120290822
Gensokyo here I come, I guess.

>>120290833
"needs" is a bit too strong of a word

>>120289340
I'd recommend keep a knife in hand when dropping in case the initial jump doesn't kill you so you can cut the rope, unless you're into extreme pain and asphyxiation.

>>120290833
>no "is a fucking cuckold faggot" option
>no "has become the little girl" option

>>120290888
Waifus were just hyperbole until people started taking it too seriously. It's only fitting that it revert back to a healthier form.

Not that I approve of seasonal waifus, though.

>>120290971
>implying that he does not fuck up and only paralyze's himself

>>120290931

I agree, didn't create it tho and voted #1

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RIP Sigourney ;_;

>>120287710
it's 4am here in bongland, I need to go for a walk or something

Final Recap:

Rei a shit
Snacks out for job, Desuwa/MVB/Manager of /j/ possibly up for admin position
Redwood has a job
1.4 million browse /v/
/a/ is best board
/jp/ is moot's favorite board
/g/ got called out
The Fappening and legal issues confirmed for one reason moot is leaving
4chan is not a money maker
moot collects cups
moot's favorite color is red
He saw our card/video
Status on /l/ coming back: "nope"
/s4s/ was a mistake
2007 confirmed for golden age
moot will continue to browse /a/ regularly
/pol/ was right
"I have dated 4channers"
8 hours
moot encourages meetups
C/a/mping trip is imminent
Creepy/Cracky-chan mentioned
Jiff
moot: coughed up blood twice, has attempted suicide twice within 5 hours
Anime is allowed on all boards
"Democracy doesn't work"
"Take your anger out on a hooker"
4chan is a top 500 website
"Didn't anticipate this much interest"
moot drinks mexican coke
Refresco
"ayy lmao"
"Wikipedia is a shiny Pokemon"
Moot endorses dubs
ANIMES
/sp/ - King of Banters
moot enjoys Baneposting
moot owns a Pedobear plushie
850,000 monthly users on /a/
Bang
"take it easy"
Water cooler
Crossboarders
Moot's sexual orientation is unknown
FOR YOU
WHO WAS PHONE
The Last Supper
moot lost his virginity at 19
"Baneposting can be my legacy"
"Crashing this board with no survivors!"
/xyz/ board
"I've had alot of fun"
"I never asked for this"

"See you later, space cowboy"
______________

>>120287710
I'm sad. I'm not crying, though I did get the slightest tear-eyed a couple of times, but I am sad. At least we still have each other, right guys?

;_;

>>120290999
Cut him some slack there trips guy.

>>120290971
>wanting to live with a half broken neck
I'll stick to the helium

>>120291067
So how long did that image go for before it got debunked?

>>120291114
>C/a/mping trip is imminent

This has already happened before.

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>>120290971
Extreme pain?

>>120290888
Yes. Haremfag are type of guy who is indecisive but he will do what he could to satisfy as many people as he can. Or maybe, he is just plain greedy. But the main point of haremfag is indecisiveness. Moot however, is not serious about his waifu. He pick waifu for the sake of shitposting. And he pick the most generic waifu at that. Haremfag may be bad, but moot is just plain horrible.

>>120288618
God damnit, you made me tear up.

>>120291181
But this time, moot is free of site upkeep, so he can kill us all during the night.

>>120291372
>tfw moot will never kill you

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>tfw youve used adblock for all these years

>>120291372
What kind of anon are you if you don't stay up all night?

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Moot doing baneimpressions was the best thing ever.

>>120291435
>tfw turned adblock off

Please don't die

So what are you guys going to name your 4chan accounts?

>>120291457
That was something, for sure.

>>120291114
That does about sum it up. Nice work.

>>120291542
Asuka

>>120291435
i'm turning adblock off right now, i didn't even think about it before now ;_;

>>120291542
moot

>>120291435
Come on nigga. You could disable for specific sites.

Guys moot wouldn't want you to kills yourselves. Live on and make the board better.

>>120288410
stop forcing this retarded shit

>>120291435
Fuck anon, fuck.

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>>120291435

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>>120288618
This is so true.


I don't think a person in the world can handle it.


See you space cowboy...

>>120291542
It will be '>implying you weren't already tracking us' or a variation thereof.

>>120291286
I will never not love you autistic fuckers

Now the music, fuck this is too much

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If moot has the ability to move on from something, then we can too.

>>120292033
Goddamnit

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>>>/qa/5000

Status: Happened

>>120292033
Nope you're not making me think of that ending. Not right now.

>>120292033
Next year is going to be great! We can look forward to all of the fun interactions and events that moot will have with the community!

;_;

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>>120291967

More proof that moot loved us more than any other board.

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>>120291967
>listening to Space Lion
>oh music
>it's Space Lion too

>moot talking about the "physical and emotional toll" the fappening took on him

my fucking sides

>>120292197

Apparently it cost him over 10000 dollars in legal bills.

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>>120292115

>>120289548
What will Developer-san's nickname be?

>>120292307
>Frosotii

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>>120292332

>>120291114
>Moot's sexual orientation is unknown
What?

>>120292197
I don't think you realize what he went up against. We're talking about all of Hollywood's lawyers coming to eat him and us alive with DMCA and possible lawsuits, along with a whole bunch of negative mainstream media. It's a fucking miracle he got us out of that.

>>120292149
I think we're probably more broken up than other boards, too. /g/ doesn't give a fuck, nor do /k/, /pol/, /mu/, or /sci/ really. /int/ is kind of sad, as is /b/. It may just be that people from the unconcerned boards are also on /a/ or /b/

>>120292415
I know, right? He's pretty obviously gay.

>>120292326
Desuwa.

>>120292415
Anon asked moot what his sexual orientation was and why he was such a faggot. Moot responded saying he didn't know how to answer that.

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this should help anons

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>>120292326

>developer

>dev
>eloper

>deloper

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It WILL get better r-right /a/nons?

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>this music
Fuck, today felt like I lost a parent.

Whats this new song?

>>120292713
https://s.4cdn.org/media/temp/spacecowboy.mp3

So if 4chan dies now where will we regroup?

>>120292326
Developer-kun

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>>120287710

>see you space cowboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vwzTOKTySM

so long you glorious faggot

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>>120292805
>Debu-chan

>>120292791
i dont know man, moot really likes 420chan for not being a dipshit and copy pasting the site and is totally ok with them

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>>120291435
>Ha, like I'd ever support this shithole
>Giving moot your ad-dollars
>4chan has ads?


My God, I'm a monster.

>>120292791
It's not dying now, there are 2 possibilites.

1. something happens before moot finds a new admin and the triumvirate can't handle it (unlikely)
2. mood finds a new admin and they fuck everything up (likely... in a few months)

>>120292197
literally everyone was against him. Lawyers, media, and even 4chan itself because the DMCA.

Having to pay all that money, invest all that time, for everyone to hate you.

>>120288618
We just need someone as masochistic as moot.

>another fappening legal shit hits 4chan
>new admin doens't have the patience or desire to put up with it
>pulls the plug on the site

Oh no...

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Either I kill myself or I start working on my list.

The list of shit I've left undone in my life, the list of crap that I've pondered interest at and never met with enthusiasm, the list of ideas, dreams I never realized.

>>120292821
hitori bocchi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKQ8ty54Wkg
Don't suicide when you can just take it easy.

>>120292432
It makes me kind of worried.
Without moot, who will put up with that level of shit for us if something similar happens?

>>120292911
m-maybe he'll find someone who really likes hot pockets

>>120292669
>>120292713

What music i dont hear shit

>>120292432
>along with a whole bunch of negative mainstream media
That isn't new

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>>120292911
This is what I'm afraid of.


We were so fucking lucky to have moot.

>>120292926
No one. 4chan will really be kill.

And I will honestly flip the fuck out.

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>>120288618
We were too busy being Tsun that we didn't realize the time for being dere had long passed.

We've become all that we've hated, anons. I'm sorry, moot. We don't deserve you, we never did.

>moot's gone
>grandma got lung cancer and doesn't remember her family
>don't know how i'm gonna pay for school
>sister keeps being miserable and my family has to walk on eggshells to keep her from threatening self-harm
I'm considering it, anons. For the first time in my life.

>>120292197
Celebs and hollywood don't have the same sense of humor we all have. They will get their lawyers involved if someone looks at them the wrong way.

I kind of wish the fappening wasn't tied to 4chan at all, it would have probably lasted longer and not cost us moot.

signs of suicide
>Talking about being a burden to others.
"the single biggest point of failure"
>Acting anxious or agitated; behaving recklessly.
>Suddenly happier, calmer.
>Loss of interest in things one cares about.
>Visiting or calling people to say goodbye.
>Making arrangements; setting one's affairs in order.
>Giving things away, such as prized possessions.
>Giving things away, such as prized possessions.
>Giving things away,
>such as prized possessions.

Reminder that moot is going to kill himself tonight

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>>120292894
I've never heard of anyone as M as moot outside of anime.

>>120293075
I was nice to him. He actually responded to some of my comments on /pol/ the other week.

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;_;

>>120292911
>yfw people "troll" the new 4chan mods by doing a new fappening, this time even bigger
>yfw it really does bring the site down
>some people just want to watch the world burn

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The music that plays... is for /a/ only.

Other boards don't get the same bgm we do.

>>120293131
You shut your whore mouth. I will be fucking devastated.

>>120293089
Don't. Remember anon, you're here forever. You can't leave before us /a/nons.
how would you argue on the internet when you're dead? ;_;

>>120293131
Moot is still going to live many years. He'll live long enough to make his /out/ hut on a forest and live bearmode, choping wood and having his dog, away from any and every person.

>>120293149
You should head over to /d/ and educate yourself...

>>120293010
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>>120293131

but how

Remember to aim it at your brain, and not the back of your throat.

>>120292911
Moot still owns the site entirely.
He's gonna turn off the lights /a/

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>>120293195
That would be for the best actually.

>>120293236
He said he wanted to go "off the grid" inna woods.

The world may never know.

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>>120293131
Oh god, no

>>120293159
>tfw should have bought a pass before it was too late

>>120289752
I'm sorry, anon...

>>120293131
Depression =/= suicide.

>>120288618
Because I happen to like my life and have never been suicidal.

>>120293253
>Moot still owns the site entirely.

For the moment, but he said repeatedly that he doesn't plan on keeping the keys for much longer. Once the admin council situation is settled in place for a few months he'll likely pass the baton in its entirety.