She's not slutty, you faggot. Just incredibly sexy.
>How is she sexy exactly?
She's 9 fucking years old you pedos,
Stop sexualizing her.
innocent playtime for a kid
Now excuse me while I post some entirely nonsexual cute images of doronjo
What is it exactly about lolis in masks that provoke people to make such shitty threads asking about how sexy they are and what their names rhyme with
Those "loli" shitposting generals dont get saged or deleted as often?
No. Half of them feel forced and the rest are a little too /tv/ for me.
All right guys, it's time to pick one:
Loli sex friend
Pro: Loves fucking, will try any kinky shit you want
Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
Con: May not remain faithful, will try to get you to let other guys join in.
Pro: Will cook, clean and other household tasks.
Neutral: Likes gentle, vanilla love making only.
Con: Loves shopping and doesn't work.
Pro: Idolizes you, and looks up to you
Neutral: Is embarrassed by you and will push you away when others are around (but it's cute when she gets flustered)
Con: Can be bratty and demanding
Pro: Will love doing whatever you are doing
Neutral: You also get an old hag wife.
Con: Will not do lewd things with you.
She's cute, not sexy. Long months of no contact with girls has warped your mind, anon. Soon you'll be jerking it to pictures of fat faceless old men cutting chicken on a cutting board, or stand alone ironing boards with a bra draped over them.
>Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
This is what I want
What would you do if you encountered a spooky loli?
Her normal clothes. They make her look so damn adorable it nearly gives me a heart attack.
[x] Befriend the shit out of spoopy loli with crucifixes, garlic, wooden stakes, silver bullets, and rosaries.
Only slutty in appearance. They're all pure maidens on the inside.
She crushes you. Game over.
The loli is confused by your weird accessories and runs away. You gain 15 Exp.
She names you Mr. Hops and the two of you live happily together.
This has probably been asked in previous threads, but at least as far as I can see it hasn't been asked in this one:
Should I have watched any previous Yatterman stuff, or can I enjoy this as-is?
You can enjoy it as is, but you'll miss out on the references to the original show. As it is, it's the story of a young girl and her mother's friends rebelling against the society that exiled and trapped them for countless generations. It has that early-TTGL feel to it (for a lack of a better comparison), minus Gainax plus loli protagonist.
>Been watching Yattaman since I was a kid
>Wanted Doronjo to be my goofy aunt since forever
>New series comes out
>Welp, Doronjo is now a loli, not what I wanted but alright
>Realize I'll never get a cute Doronjo nephew to play videogames with
>/a/utists will never stop sexualizing little girls
>Feel bad about auntie Doronjo too.
It hurts...Doronjo is one of those characters I'll never, ever be able to sexualize, even with all the dirty gags in the show.
She isn't. They really are sick in mind people
Anyone find the first episode to be too real? It was the most realistic set up for a anime plot, none of that falling girl from the sky or mysterious power for no fucking reason, she just wants revenge for her mother.
Well we have a guy who can punch and destroy huge boulders with his bare fist, and another guy who can seem to make anything mechanical contraption out of scraps laying around in almost no time at all. Pretty convenient for keeping the plot moving along.
Her idea of getting revenge on the Yattermeanies is to give them a forehead flicking.
That's it. She's just a little adorable kid who was raised well, and just wants to punish those people she idolized all these years with a forehead flicking so that they'll stop being meanies themselves.
Then it turns out the Yattermeanies are Yatterminators, and she cannot win.
She just needs help from some non-mechanical Yattermen, one of which may or may not be blind.
>Going to pixiv
>searching the ヤッターマン tag
>I have to switch it from "partial" to "exact match" or I'll drown in shitty Leopard drawings
It's not a spike in Doronjo art when you're drawing the WRONG ONE, Japan
>I'll drown in shitty Leopard drawings
>not fapping to Leopard
It's been a couple of days since I saw episode 2 and I can't remember things very well, but she was saying "Gan-chan," which is the nickname of one of the original Yattermans.
Character-bios on official website is that blind girl (named Alouette) is a descendant of the original Yattermen.
Also, her name starts with an A (her ancestor was named Ai-chan). Her friend, who will probably appear in episode 3 is called Galina (the original Yatterman was called Ga-chan).
Yatterman (2008). She looks up to Doronjo and tries copying her whenever Doronbo go out and scam people/steal.
>You will never have a nice family will take care of you after your failed suicide attempt
>You will never be appreciated
>You will never marry the only cute daughter
>You will never be the man in the houshold
No. All you're missing out on are the various references and links to the original.
From the looks of the picture book that Leopard has, it seems rather to be the original 1977 incarnation (then again, the 2008 version seems to be a direct continuation of the 1977 original cartoon).
Also, ironically, Leopard does not want to steal or scam people from their belongings. In fact, she's rather trying to emulate the Dorombow's archenemies, the Yattermen, and bring justice to the world. In fact, she was nearly on the point of crying when she was faced with the tough choice to break into somebody's house or not when they had to hide and dry their clothes.
Stealing is bad. Only bad people steal. The Doronbows are not bad people.
It's really endearing what a simplistic and idealistic world view she has.
Guys are naturally attracted to younger girls, it's just that rl young girls have meh bodies. Anime allows for young girls to have those features. It's just your natural instincts kicking in.
>Stealing is bad. Only bad people steal.
What is it about Aryan lolis having extremely simple and idealistic world views that make my dick so damn hard?
I will miss the cheap-ass costumes that Voltkatze made.
Although it would be funny if the costumes they wear in the intro and that one scene in the outro is never seen or worn in the series itself, and they always only wear their cheap-ass rags because everyone is too poor and has to use hands-me-down.
Elephantus and Voltkatze are too pure and gentlemanly to molest their cute little daughteru-imouto.
They seem to have been more interested in Dorothy's older and more mature assets.
The black community of /a/ agrees that this ass is too phat.
>what ever that swimsuit like thing is
It's called a leotard and it is the ultimate boner-inducing purity device.
You are all bad people. You would really bully a cute little loli like Leopard?
You know what they say, don't feed the leopards. They have sharp teeth and will tear you apart, or at least ding you in places where the sun don't shine.
What is wrong with loving lolis?
Good thing we're not pedo, even if we're 2
Yeah, I always thought Yatterman was pretty attractive.
I want doujins with him raping Leopard with Voltkatze and Elephantus.
>"Gan-chan, what's going on? Are you in pain? Gan-chan, please don't die."
No, it's going to be
Why are you here, normal-kun? This place wasn't made for the likes of you by a long shot.
And lovers of glorious 2D lolis have been around since before your grandparents were little sperms in their parent's balls. We're not going anywhere.
Alouette and Galina dying for extra edge.
No more Yattermen forever. The Yatter-Doronbows must uphold their legacy and be the true champions of justice, rescuing and repairing the old Yattermechas who have been enslaved by the villains to perform heinous deeds (that way, they can uphold the legacy of the Doronbows of stealing mechas, but also use them to do good).
Unfortunately, the Yattermechas also all die one by one every two or three episodes to allow the Yatter-doronbows to escape the hordes of Yatterminators.
Her lower part of her legs look that way, yeah. Most likely, the artist was trying to angle her legs to fold behind her but goofed. It's pretty clear that her torso is more of the focal point to the image than her legs, which comes off as something thrown in at the end to complete the image.
dude have you ever watched those reality shows with moms pushing their girls into becoming the next Justin Beavers? At least Volt and Elephantus don't make her to dance like a slut.
They probably want this to happen.
I hope so. Worst case scenario Leopard will be remembered like Kate, fapfuel.
I'm not a lolicon but I still loved Zvezda...
Season 2 in AMERICA never ever
I really did like Zvezda. It drives me nut that they leave us with the Murrican cock tease at the end.
I can't believe I've been fapping solely to Leopard for 3 weeks straight now.
I forgot the whole title but I'm pretty sure the word "bath" was in there
Inb4 it's not a fanservice episode.
Cancel that, I remember in 1 episode of the 2008 version that I thought they showed Doronjo's nipple but it was Tonzura or Boyacky's belly button.
They might pull that shit again here.
Most of /a*
I have never feel aroused by a loli before, for me lolis are cute and that's all, but for some inexplicable reason, I started having "weird" thoughts about this Leopard and Kate girls, don't know why, but they are simply charming in a way none loli should.
I molest her when she's asleep
Does that count?
That's worse and now I feel bad for asking that.
But seeing her face twisted in such painful despair makes my dick hard, anon.
Lolis are for loving and raising, not lewd.
Don't worry anon, he doesn't throw her away. He just pumps her full of love and caring kindness.
You don't recognize the artist, anon?
>objectifying this much
Fuck off with your shitty fantasy categories.
I will adopt a loli daughteru with my eternal-loli wife who is also my imouto, do all chores together, make lots of vanilla love all together, and have fun with kinky sex when we feel like it.
>my eternal-loli wife who is also my imouto
>who is also my imouto
You are not one of us. Get the hell out.
You get the hell out of here, too.
weird, I never found milf interesting except leopard's mom.