Does you're waifu like long train rides?
Imagine how cute her face would look when she falls asleep sitting next to you.
My wife has never outright said so, but she would, actually! If only just as an excuse to spent more time close to each other.
And that latter thing is almost too adorable to think about. Having her lean onto me for support, or maybe even putting her head into my lap, while sleeping soundly - now that's quite the comforting mental image.
I went on a 2-day trip from Chicago to Emeryville, CA on the Amtrak California Zephyr in a private roomette with my significant other. It was lovely.
We watched Space Dandy and Conan together as the Rockies rolled by outside our window.
>riding public transportation
Thanks, but I'd really rather not get stabbed, jumped, become a knockout game "participant", etc. Much less have any of those horrid things happen to my love.
A fancy train, now that I'm sure we'd both enjoy. It might not be the 999, but it should be a ride to remember. ...Though that last part suddenly has a Gumi song stuck in my head.
A nice train, not your typical public subway.
I under stand your frustration, though. Took the subway to and from Miku Expo, and it seemed like every stop brought aboard one panhandler after another.
She prefers other modes of transportation. As cute as her falling asleep on me would be, hopefully it only happens when she's not personally flying.
If your waifu was riding in the Orient Express and one of the passengers got murdered, would she be able to identify the culprit?
(Mai can read people's memories by tasting their blood, so I think she wouldn't have that much difficulty solving the mystery.)
With my luck, she would turn out to be the killer. Also, in a not-so-surprising twist akin to this sort of mystery, she would be exposed as not my waifu, but my waifu's father's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
There's a semen demon at your school/workplace who is head over heels for you, wants you to fill her every orifice with your white liquid.
You rebuke her advances because you are faithful to your waifu.
Knowing this, the succubus concocts a plan.
As your waifu bought lunch and came to surprise you in the middle of the day, the succubus trips and "falls" towards you. You instinctively catch her - now it looks like you're hugging - then she leans up and kisses you, tongue and all - but your waifu walks in at this exact moment!
It was all planned to break up your relationship.
As you frantically explain "BOKU JA NAI", your waifu looks at you with a blank expression, then wordlessly leaves.
How do you fix this?
I slap the semen demon across the face, grab her by the nose and drag her all the way to my waifu and force her to explain everything, or else there will be blood.
I'm not taking chances with this shit.
she gets motion sickness
I had trouble getting into blazblue and then ended up swamping myself in work I ended up not reading past the water melon chapter sorry
stiff right hook before even attempting to say anything
Put up with her plan for revenge against me, even though my Beloved knows me well enough to know that I'd never cheat on her like that. Not after all the healing we've been through.
She would probably just hide out somewhere safe until it all blows over. Although, she would definitely come forward if she knows anything about the identity of the killer! Yunocchi is a very honest person.
She most likely left to laugh to herself at such a silly situation, since we both trust each other far too much to assume something like that. It would still make me beyond flustered while I tried to explain things.
If the two of you were to go to highschool together, would you sneak up to the school rooftop with your waifu?
I'd say not he hates sitting still, though he would like the view from the window.
Nope, he'd just let someone else do the work, he's too stupid to do that kind of work
He typed all that in a minute of the thread going up, its insane.
T-Thank you, Your waifus are cute too.
>mfw my HS was a single story school w/ no roof access.
That said, I'd still find some way to get us both up there. What we'd do up there, though, is anyone's guess.
Probably just sky-gazing.
Never mentioned, it doesn't look like they have trains in her world.
I beat the shit out of her if she tried to do anything. I'm only for my waifu. I wouldn't even get hard.
My waifu would be fucking devestated would she think there was something going on, so I'm not gonna put up with that shit.
Most likely yes, if there were something like that. It'd be nice to sit there and play some games.
Her, I'd be too nervous to do it.
Just after some time we've been together.
I don't think she'd mind.
Most likely. She's really sharp.
I'd wait for her at home and make everything up to her. She would understand that it wasn't anything I wanted.
Im sure she hates it.
Im pretty sure Kyouko would throw that bitch a good 40 feet.
I would help then explain that sluts are sluts.
I don't know man I don't just plan everything and expect it to work out I would just go with it and do it when it felt right.
Skipping the pic this time.
She would most likely make the first move, though I imagine that it would be better for us if I acted first. I'd also have to make sure that it's done in private. She may act like a temptress, but when push comes to shove, she gets real flustered when it comes to actually doing the deed.
Getting pretty worn out right now, so I'm checking out. Hopefully the thread is still here when I wake up. 'Till next we meet, gents, this is your friendly neighborhood Luka-bro signing off.
I bet she'll like it because it lets her see sceneries that she doesn't always see, and she can also rest in the train
and on my shoulders of course.
If the 2nd Division was backing her up, maybe she can. I doubt she can solve it because she often makes hasty decisions.
Apologize to her everyday and make bentos for her. Repeat until she forgives and sees that I have eyes for her and only her.
I'll cut the semen demon into pieces for making my waifu worry or feel bad, even a little.
I'd sneak to the rooftop to eat lunch with her everyday and talk about comfy things.
If it will be anything like the time I dreamt about it, then it's me.
She didn't immediately realize what was I trying to do, but once she did, she got all red and closed the rest of the distance between our lips.
I always imagined that we'd do it in the most cliché way possible, at a summer festival, with fireworks and stuff. It's not like I'd be able to resist kissing her if she's wearing some beautiful yukata, anyway. But it wouldn't be our first date - we would take things nice and slow, much like a certain shoujo manga.
My school is a one story building and doesn't have a rooftop, even if it did i cant see him sneaking anywhere he would just grab me and make a run for it.
We're both impure
>much like a certain shoujo manga
Every shoujo ever?
>not having a waifu who will pomf on the bed and say "s-since you did such a thing with her, you will have to make it up to me...w-we'll have to do things she can only dream about"
Some were quite bold in stealing the heroine's first kissu, actually!
But to be exact, I was thinking of Kimi ni Todoke, the main couple's relationship mirrors ours in quite a few ways. Yunocchi loves shoujo manga too, so I'm sure she will have some romantic expectations!
I'd take it slow, first date is too soon
sure as hell wouldn't want to try and steal it considering she'd literally kill me
are you by chance a louise fag
It'll be her because I'm 2beta and I don't want to taint her beautiful lips.
Maybe it'll be on our 3rd date or so.
You and you're waifu go to the arcade. She asks you what games are fun to play. What do you say?
I'd play fighting games with her and dance games even though I know she'll rekt me hard.
i think, trains do not exist in her world
i think she wouldn't be able to solve any mistery, she would just let someone else do it
i know right , he is always in every thead, and he typed that so fast, he loves his waifu so much
well, in this scenario im just dead there is nothing i can do, i would feel terrible for something that wasn't even my fault, if for some reason my waifu decided to let me live, i would go down on my knees, crying asking for forgiveness trying to explain that it was not my fault
of course, when i was in highschool no one ever noticed me i was able to go wherever i wanted, and the teachers never said anything because i had good grades and i never caused trouble
well if she summoned me as her familiar in her world she has to kiss me to seal the contract,
but that does not count as a first kiss for me, in any other situation i think i would make the first move
no he is not, im the louisefag
She didn't seem to mind riding the roof of one, so I think that a more relaxed and mundane trip would suit her just fine. At least I am fairly certain she would prefer it over getting into a car.
Imagining that is really cute, especially if she rested her head on my shoulder.
As kind and polite as she may show herself to be, she isn't naive when it comes to trusting people and can do a nice work while trying to read them, a bit cold even. I would say she has a fair chance.
She isn't the type to ditch classes just like that.
Depends on how well the date went, but I would love to kiss her in one of the first dates and make the first move, getting to see how surprised and flustered she could get while trying to keep her composure. Still, waiting for her to make the first move, imagining her confessing and opening up like that sounds even nicer.
Shooting games, of course.
She would, since she likes travelling. I wouldn't mind being in a long train ride with her though, I would listen to her stories all day long.
My, I should imagine herself doing this the next time I get on a train.
She's not really much of a detective, so it's highly unlikely for her to do so.
Catch her? No, I would dodge her completely and let her fall by herself.
Me yelling in desperation, "BOKU JA NAI"? No, I would calmly reason with her that the succubus was in my way and state that it was an accident, nothing more. Although I would probably have to buy her 100% orange juice to get her mood back up again.
No, I would rather have lunch on the bench tables with her and watch the trees sway.
Me, I would wait for the window of opportunity to have a surprise kiss attack on her. I would wait out a couple of dates to do that though.
DDR, a battle between a dance expert like her and dance dunce like me would be fun.
Get a copy key from the janitor and forget to give it to him. Copy every key and give it to the janitor the next day, pretending you just forgot.
I actually did this once. If you really make it seem as though you're sorry and you go immediately to get the janitor, you'll be forgiven. And make sure you never use the damn thing unless you really need it. Nothing more suspicious than someone who has done something wrong and does something only possible from the thing you did.
After I do that, we'd sneak up to the rooftop alone without anyone to annoy is because I'll lock the door.
It would just be me and my waifu on the rooftop.
I think the obvious answer was to fuck her behind my waifu's back and then explain to my waifu that if I don't fuck her, she'll kill me or some bullshit.
I can see no wrong in this plan.
Thus, as my waifu finds me accidentally kissing this girl, I get to bullshit saying she jumped me and forced herself on me.
I would never kiss her in public because I would only do that with my waifu, not some goddamn succubus.
Sounds perfect to me.
I also think rape should be an answer somewhere but I don't know where exactly. Ah well.
Depends on the mood.
I don't even know what sort of arcade games are left. It's really been so long that I've actually seen a working one.
Sounds like a job for Detective Rika~
I heard that the Orient Express has a bullshit ending solution though.
I've been reading detective short stories for fun but I'm really wary of Christie for some reason, even though she's famous.
Why didn't Rika tell Hanyuu to follow Tomitake and Takano while she was invisible to observe what happens to them?
Not a clue!
Sounds like something she could do.
All these years later and I can't see myself ever making that move over her. Her pace is pretty crazy, I always think of her going for it first.
First or second date sounds plausible.
Being a heroic spirit no matter what i versed her in he would destroy me. Though he would probably enjoy racing games.
Never got into mystery novels, they always end with some sort of cliche.
Your waifu decides to play a MMO, what class would they be and what weapon would they use?
I don't think she has ever ridden one. I doubt she'd care much for simple public transportation, but taking a nice train for long distances I think she'd find relaxing and fun.
Probably not, she isn't analytical enough to deduce something like that, she'd surely be able to apprehend the culprit, but not identify.
Pretty much first reply, it would hurt Neptune quite sorely to see that, I think it would be more believable to hear it from the semen demon's mouth first rather than mine. If she doesn't spill the beans then I'll distance myself from her as much as I can to prove to Neptune on my own that I'm absolutely loyal.
Occasionally. I find that she'd be more social in school and that she'd like to have time to speak with her friends, I respect a bit of space, maybe one day out of the week we'd escape to the roof to be alone, which I feel is ideal.
I feel like she'd take the reins in that situation. Although I don't think it'd be a first date, I feel like it wouldn't be until we really settled in as a couple and we weren't really exploring each other's personalities anymore.
Straight to Hydro Thunder, that's my jam and I imagine she'd play every type of the game under the sun, excluding l-lewd games and one's that are played primarily through text menus.
Takano dumped his body in the middle of the night and there were no light nearby. Hanyuu maybe couldn't see at all since it's mentioned that there were no lights nearby. The real answer is that Hanyuu was forced to play 'fair' and Rika was the one who had to find out who was killing her, not from someone else. Hanyuu was forced by 'the rules' not to say what happened to Tomitake and Takano. Hanyuu was only a helper and motivator, not the provider of solutions.
For everything else, Rika was there to find out.
Plus, Rika could not follow Tomitake nor Takano after they left.
Both vanished inside the Irie Clinic and Rika was never able to enter that building because it was guarded and Rika was also always followed by the Wild Dogs.
Not to mention that from the time the ceremony was over and Tomitake was captured and transported by car, Rika could never get to the place Tomitake died. As such, without Hanyuul, Rika could only know where he was found but never find out who killed him, nor find out what happened to Takano since she was found far away.
Probably would depend on the crowds. If it was nice and quiet with room to breathe, maybe. Seeing him looking awestruck at the passing scenery would be cute.
No; admittedly that's a bit beyond his league.
That scenario makes me feel sick to my stomach. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting. I don't even know where to start fixing it. But I'm the type to instinctively sidestep a falling person rather than catch them. Perhaps the whole 'incident' could be circumvented thanks to that.
Crona's had bad experiences with sneaking around. Stemming from the reason behind it, I suppose. It would still be nice, though. Just us, the blue sky, and the spring breeze.
With how shy he is, most if not all first moves would be in my hands. A kiss at the end of our first date would be nice, but holding out that long seems... difficult. He's so dreamy.
Ooh, racing! Or skee ball, if that counts.
A knight or paladin sort of class. He'd wield a longsword, not dissimilar to Ragnarok.
She does have to ride one to school nearly every day. I'd imagine she'd get bored after a while. Put probably doesn't mind the occasional long train ride.
Obviously Paladin/Swordsman, and she'll use swords.
either racing or a co-op side scroller that you can just pump coins into until you get to the final boss
depending on the game, a paladin or warrior-cleric would suit, and likely a mace or warhammer
a cloistered style cleric would not though.
What is the cringiest picture of your waifu that you have seen?
She would be a healer.
And she would carry a scythe as her main weapon.
She heals people yet carries the weapon of death. Fucking genius~
It's hard to pick just one. But let's put the Deviantart stuff aside for a minute. Stuff like this makes me cringe just as much, for different reasons obviously.
i grew up playing marvel vs capcom 1 on the arcade, i would love to play any fighting game with her but im really competitive it wouldn't be fair for her, maybe we would play a co-op game, or skee ball
a mage,or a healer, any kind of magic user
a cosplay of her with a fat version of the main character of her anime, that pic gives me nightmares im not going to look for it
Sometimes I wonder how much time the artist spent on this shit.
The art work form this one doujin, god it was horrifying, i refuse to post it.
That is literally the most fantastic fucking idea ever, she swings around a giant death weapon, yet people are being healed not killed, her enemy's will know fear.
Reposting here because other thread a shit:
I spot Vivio in the park. I shout her name, and she stops playing and looks. I put on my angriest glare and say, "I... am POINTING at you... FEROCIOUSLY!!"
She's a bit confused at my inane behavior at first, then adopts an evil little grin and yells back, "Oh YEAH?? Well... right back ATCHA!!" while aiming a tiny finger towards me.
I gasp exagerratedly, clutching my heart in mock pain. Then she says, "In fact... I have TWO!!" jabbing both at my face.
"AAAH!!" I then fall backwards, kicking the ground so I fly and slam my upper back into the ground, defeated. Hurt more than I thought it would. She can't contain her laughter while I lie on the grass, motionless. Wish I could look at her, but I'm pretending I'm down and out.
A patter-patter of little feet approaching, another thing I wish I could watch. "Hey! Hey. Wake up. Come on!" She yanks on my ankle. "Come oooooon..." She patters to my side, and kneels and crawls atop me, sitting on my belly. She giggles when she sees my stupid expression of eyes rolled back and my tongue hanging out.
"Get up! What are you doing? Moooooove..." She keeps talking like that in between giggles and gently thumping my chest over and over.
I eventually look her right in the eyes, growl and grab her by the waist in one motion. She gasps and laughs as I pick her up overhead. She smiles and says, "Yay!" as she straightens herself out, legs and arms pointed outward like a little superhero. I slowly lower and raise her up and down while she counts the reps. She's very light, but lifting her over and over puts a strain on my arms, and she notices.
She looks down with sweet, happy eyes and shouts words of encouragement at me, "You can do it! One more! One more!" My arms turn to jelly and cannot do one more, so she falls onto me. My heart isn't racing but still keeping a good tempo with my more rapid than normal breathing, and Vivio just lays there, arms danging down my sides in a relaxed hug, the side of her head resting on my chest. She's probably enjoying listening to my heart. Too exhausted to lift my head to see if her eyes are open or not.
When I'm not breathing hard anymore she gets on her hands and knees and moves until her face is over mine, then she lays back down, legs in the air, and says, "Wow, you did more than last time! Congrats!" then nuzzles the tip of her little nose against mine. My heart is filled with warmth.
"Vivio!" I hear in the distance. She sits up, waves and yells, "Nanoha-mama! Fate-mama!" She gets off me and runs to her mamas. I get up too, not having much luck rubbing the dirt and grass off my back.
Her other school friends are with them, and they all greet each other and me. Nanoha smiles at me warmly, and so does Fate. Fate was worried about me with Vivio at first, but she eventually trusted me as much as Nanoha always has.
Then one of her school mates approaches me. Einhart asks, "How many reps did you do this time?"
I tell her and she replies, "Not bad." Vivio's other multi-colored-eyed friend is always so serious about training.
And then she asks if I did my daily cardio. My... body language is enough to tell her. She looks a bit disappointed. "You can't neglect it any longer. You've spent years focusing on strength-building but we all must be well-rounded. You don't want to end up like your hero in the sauna, right?"
Ooh, that harsh rebuke. "Y-you didn't have to go THERE..."
"I'm sorry, but now you realize the importance. Have you worked out today?" I say no. "Good. The gym's not too far. Let's go," and starts jogging away.
"B-but..!" She ignores my protests. I start jogging to keep up. I hate jogging, but last time I complained she just told me, "Like your other hero says, 'If you suck at it, keep doing it until you no longer suck.'" After a while I get a good rhythm, easily keeping pace with someone with such shorter legs than myself. Unfortunately she noticed, turning into her adult form just to run faster. Einhart is a harsh mistress, but I still love her to death.
She doesn't dislike them.
Maybe, she's pretty smart.
She knows I'd never do something like that.
She would. It would be spontaneous.
We'd have to play all of them.
I could see her usuing a mage
Probably not, it would probably be to boring for her. But if we would travel together, we would surely find some way to spend time in a fun way.
That would be so lovely.I clou could watch her sleeping like this for hours.
How could she kiss me? I've would push her away with all my force if only our lips would meet. But even if this happened I would hit that bitch in a face and run after my waifu to explain.I can only hope she would believe me.
Not really, it would be probably forbidden and I wouldn't like if she had problems in school.
It would be me probably, she might somehow suggest it but she is way too shy to actually do this.
Depends,I would rather do it in some romantic place like sunset or something, not just at end of date.
I know about as much about those as her, so we'll just have to try out everything that seems nice!
But with my Yunocchi, we'd have the most fun with rhythm games, especially the ones where we could play together. Fighting or shooting games wouldn't really be her thing, I suppose, but she might just surprise me. It's a very cute and entertaining date idea, regardless.
A cleric, enchanter, or a bard would suit her best.
Someone vital to the success of the group, by encouraging and helping them! She'd definitely take on such a role. She certainly did do something similar when she chose me, at least - except with a lotta more love.
There is some bad fanart but I steer clear of saving pictures like that.
Probably me. And yes.
I don't know. I'd rather take her to a casino and actually make some money of it. And it's fun as well.
Some really bad fanart. I don't save those so can't really post one.
>want to answer questions and talk about the cute things we'd do with our waifus
I don't know how some of you fuckers stay up round the clock making these threads. Have a good night, all you're waifus a best.
Being AusFag is suffering, when im in bed everyone else is up posting in the waifu threads.
I hate train journeys but I can see how they'd be relaxing especially if we've been out bookshopping all day and want a bit of a rest before we arrive home.
We'd more than likely take the paper plane with us for travel.
Consider yourself lucky, worst part of train rides are homeless people begging you and coming up with sob stories to fleece you out of money.
Yomiko's intelligent and an agent so would be able to assist the police in the investigation.
Considering it'd be a forbidden romance type thing between a student and a staff member sure, the library would be a better place though.
I'd say a spur of the moment type thing.
I don't really like to plan that sort of stuff.
I'm terrible at games but I'd let Yomiko win so maybe shooters or fighting.
Somewhere in the magic user variant.
Can your waifu speak any other languages? Yomiko bought a book in German, pic related, so I'm guessing hers is good enough to read something fluently. As traveling is part of her job for working with our government I'm guessing she knows others too.