Would you watch an anime about cute girls doing cute programming?

Is there fucking?

No but I could imagine it being fucking hilarious.

>"Hey Moeko, your coding is fucking shit. I've seen fucking alphabet soup write shit more comprehensible than this"

>"Fuck off, Hana-chan. my code wouldn't be so shit if you got off your ass and actually did some fucking work instead of shit posting on forums and reading fucking doujins"

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you know what? I would.

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>>120138723
We already have that.

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As a dev myself, absolutely. Would be kawaii as fuck and maybe motivate more people to pick up on software dev.

>>120138938
It's not the same

So long as they all have names based on programing or computer terms.

>>120139010
Fuck yeah. An animated adaptation of Pirates of Silicon Valley.

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Would you watch an anime about a cute girl browsing the internet?

How the fuck do you do cute programming anyways?

There's Yokuwakaru Gendai Mahou, but it's not quite programming and it's not very good.

>>120139103
cout<<" cute programming lolololo <3"<<endl;

>gender-flipped BPS

Fuck yeah I'm in.

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Hell yes, I would.

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I'd interrupt her loops, if you know what I mean.

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>>120139100
yes

>>120139103
Maybe it shouldn't be about "real programmers" but more of a satirical take on those SJW contributors who do useless commits such as the whole "master/slave"->"Leader/follower" thing.

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Obligatory

>>120139179
>>120139080
>>120139077
Is SICP even good?

>>120138723
If it was well written then, yes

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Vim-chan is mai waifu

>>120139212
Yes.

>>120139100
Yuyushiki is sort of about three girls browsing the internet

>>120139211
Fucking magic, man

>>120139129
>2014+1
>C++

>>120139212
Paradigm-wise, yes.

But Lisp is so fucking outdated it hurts.

>>120138723
But programming isn't cute.

>>120139229
But Notepad++ has more clothes

>>120139284
>outdated
>not timeless
I bet you think C++ is a sane language.

>>120139293
Neither are ships, but that never stopped Japan before.

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>>120138723

Tsundere
>git commit -m "I-It's not like I want to contribute to your repo or anything, b-baka!"

Kuudere
>No one understands her custom vim bindings

Ditzy large-breasted girl
>"Arara~ it's a seg fault again~"

Childhood Friend
>"MC-san, you have to comment your code! I did it for you this time, but don't forget, okay?"

Would you watch it, /a/?

>>120139293
You're wrong.

>>120139309
I agree it's bloated and requires caution/knowledge, but atleast it pretty much assures job security. Can't say the same for Lisp (in Belgium).

>>120139322
yes
>tfw it will never happen ;_;

>>120138723
Would they be doing actual programming, or would it just be typical anime hacking style instead? This is important.

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>>120139322

>>120138723
No, but I would watch an anime of a man who crosses the land who starts a midget harem beneath a mountain.
Then a pov of his race of dwarf children who re surface the earth as a race of high tech dwarfs.

How about a story about a highschool student trying to make friends with girls named after programming language in the CS club?
>C++ is an old and strict senpai, president of the club
>Python: DFC with a python as hairclip
>Java: Is obsessed with coffee
etc

>>120139420
Just post the pic

You know which one

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>>120139455

>>120138723
Only if they used real languages like Python

>>120139420
Only if it has Objective-C-chan who is dying of cancer

>>120139103
free(p); //don't forget to clean up, Onii-chan <3

>>120139540

>implying python is a real language

well, it's better than visual basic i guess

>>120139420
>C++ is an old and strict senpai, president of the club
Then what is C++11?

>>120139540
LUA > Ruby > Python
Fight me pyfags

>>120138723
I would if it was like Shirobako but about the vidya industry and not the anime industry. Well I'd watch it if it was about any industry that involves programming, but I seriously doubt you could sell it without some sort of otaku hook.

>>120139600
Maybe her twin sister with more fashionable outfits?

>>120139609
>languages with dynamic typing
It's like sorting shit by how much it stinks

>>120139172
Aaand it was cancelled, wasn't it?

>>120139514
I wanna fuck C

>>120139322
YES
fucking hell yes
I'd even fucking pay money for it, and then I mean fucking import expensive-ass BDs from Japan

>>120139579
Python is probably the most web-scale language that's commonly used right now (meaning it actually has libraries for common tasks available unlike less-popular languages)

>>120139649
>Implying dynamic typing is bad
If you can't even control your variables then you should stop programming.

>>120139514
Why is Ruby so perfect? She's legal too.
Shit language, though.

Do people use C# for anything else than GUI?

>>120139514
Java's the cutest, but I'd still drown her in a bathtub if I could.

>>120139681
If YOU need to control your variables and not your compiler then you should stop using a computer

>>120139724
Some crackpots use it to write a research operating system.

>>120139514
I'll take C# unsafely

>>120139724
No, they use Visual Basic to track IPs now.

>>120139724
Terraria was made in C#. There's probably more games like that.
Really C# is n ot that bad of a language, it's better than Java. All of it's librarys only work on winblows though, that's a real bummer.

>>120139653
Wait, really?

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>>120139763

>>120139772
Unity uses C#, so almost all 3d indie games are written in C#. That guy's just a retard.

>>120139819
>Unity uses C#, so almost all 3d indie games are written in C#.
You are the retard. Did you fail your Discrete math course?
And no, you don't have to know C# to use unity since it provides 2 more language to deal with.

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>>120139129
nice namespace fag

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>>120139851

>>120139819
Can't you do Unity programming in order languages too though?
I thought unity used C# already but I wasn't sure so I didn't mention it.
Also why the fuck do Unity games work on GNU+Linux, but the unity SDK does not? What's up with that?

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>>120139886

Is anyone here a computer vision fag?
90% of my friends go for web dev or software dev.
;_;

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>>120139843
No, you're the retard.
>>120139917
They recently added two if I'm not mistaken, but most devs I know still use C#.

>>120139979
>computer vision
what?

>>120140153
Why do you what?

After Shirobako, yes, of course.

>>120140184
what the fuck is computer vision

I enjoyed Kamisama no Memochou. Also was the second loli in Battle Programmer Shirase a programmer too?

>>120140234
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_vision

>>120140281
Let's be honest, that sounds like one of those dumb bubble-era dotcom buzzwords.

>>120140234
Why are you unable to Google it yourself

>>120140113
>Pii U

>>120139979
Our thesis is about computer vision but i just used open cv libraries.

>>120139212

we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

Penetration_target = (Nyanpass % 2) ? Komari:Renchon;

>>120139514
why was javascript older than java?

>>120140316
What's so dumb about it?
You use machine learning and feature extraction to detect and recognize objects/text
You use optical flows to track their movements
You use regression and visual descriptors to estimate the number of objects
I doubt you could understand what term is what. But computer vision is exactly what the names could tells.
You might as well be a troll now and tell me AI, Data mining and game theory are all buzzword.
Anyway, CV was never that popular to be a buzzword.

>>120140333
Please understand.

a harem anime where each girl represents windows, OSX, OpenBSD, and a selected number of linux distros
OSX-chan is obviously shit

>>120140399
Javascript and Java are two completely different things. Java had a huge marketing campaign before release, and Javascript devs decided to cash in on that by releasing first under the name Javascript.

>>120140431
OS-tan already existed.

>>120140316
No, it's a real term that is used in teaching and science. It's a bit buzzwordy, but summarizes many old techniques.

>>120140431
>good not-windows os-tans never

>>120140523
Japanese artists who can draw all use Windows as they don't care about freedums, only about porn games.

>>120140402
Do you call yourself a computer visionary?

>>120140610
>Do you call yourself a computer visionary?
Holy fuck, you're dumb as fuck.

>>120140610
Seriously
>>>/out/

>>120140610

Computer vision is a subfield of CS and CS research... it has nothing to do with business bullshit.

>>120138723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuhE9vmQ03s

>>120138723
No, because "GRRL GEEKS/GAMR GRILZ" is Mary-Sue as fuck.

>>120140670
>>120140690
>>120140706
I love how butthurt you get over a silly pun. You guys must be really insecure

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>>120138723
Girls can't program.

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>>120139514
Visual Basic a cutest

>>120141083
Also the most useless.

>>120139514
>C
>ara ara
10/10

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>>120141112
I use VBA at work occasionally, its pretty cool.

I don't work as a computer scientist or whatever the fuck you guys are called though obviously

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>>120141082
Say that again, motherfucker.

>>120141190
>I don't work as a computer scientist
Clearly.

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>>120141082

>>120141209
Girls can't program, because they lack logic. Women use emotions, so the concept of logic, much less binary logic is alien to them.

>>120141425
Is that like one out of what a billion? How about you look up how many males there are in the industry working right now compared to the number females.

>>120141425

Outliers, m8.

tfw you will never contribute anything of value to the field of computer science

>>120141486
>>120141549
He said "girls can't program" not "girls are less likely to be involved in programming."

It's obvious that they can, jury is still out on why they don't. Part of it may be that they are not as good at it on average, but there's not really data to support that.

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Only if the girls are autistic

>>120139514
Why is Perl so disgusting

Will it have more time dedicated to eating cake than programming?

>>120139514
ruby a best

>>120141425
>caused COBOL
Cancer.
I respect her, I just wanted to shitpost in a shitposting thread.

>>120138723
Programming can't be cute. It can be aesthetic and maybe even erotic, but not cute.

>>120141082
>Girls can't program.
I had one girl classmate who graduated as a Cum Laude and was obviously better at me in programming. I'm a computer science student, i said this just to prove you wrong

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>>120141942
depends where

I would watch an anime about Hotaru getting impregnated.

Is there a place where I can see all the OS-tans and all the software tans in one place?

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>>120142035
This.
Why is /a/ full of CS wannabes

>>120139979
It's interesting but a lot of effort for shitty outcomes most of the time.

Fucking colors man.

>>120142570
You could just turn the picture black and white.

This anime would end up being about HTML or Java, so no. Only if I am in charge of the plot.

>>120139103
>http://penguin-empire.com/
Page source

>>120139010
Have K-ON and all other cute girls doing cute things ever motivated any women to do the stuff the cute girls do. It seems they mostly motivate men. It seems women pick up stuff better when it's promoted by hot guys.

>>120139916
What's with this "achieve satori" things? Did reading SICP turn you into mind reader or something?

I kind of expected Yuruyuri to be about that, when the summary on the chart said something about the data processing club or some shit. Was pretty hyped for it

>>120143308
That's yuyushiki you're thinking of m8

>>120143369
Oh right. Been a while and too many yu shows. My bad.