I was hoping for this cover but with Hokage Naruto.
a rumour so far but according to the new within this volume there are two mini stories on naruhina and sasusaku family. Also information on the film starring Boruto the son of Naruto and Hinata
Damn. It's hard to believe, but that orange jumpsuit-wearing ADD-addled hyperactive shrill-voiced illiterate perverted quasi-homosexual annoying autistic retarded little faggot finally made it.
Could have fooled me.
Or maybe it's because the bandages don't really make any sense once he's had the arm for that long. Look at Coolest Guy. He didn't need no fucking bandages. Eventually the arm adopts the skin tone of whoever its attached to.
This manga that spawned a bunch of annoying entry-level weeaboo faggots who wear pussy deflector, this manga that made a huge impact on anime community, is finally over.
I can't fucking believe it.
The change isn't the existence of peace as such, they had that already, but it was a suspicious, watchful kind where all players are just waiting for someone to make a bad move. An example would be the Uzumaki clan's village that got a little too strong for a minor player and got obliterated.
The Raikage calling the meet over Bee was also a thing of major importance against a common enemy.
By contrast at the end of the manga there's regular meetups and a more trusting sort of peace.
Based on this there'd be still plenty of missions cropping up, from escort missions to bandit-hunting, detective shit, VIP guard duty, the works.
The only thing that would be a bit of a touchy subject would be assassinations of people already protected by someone from another village and general crossings of interest.
>Sasuke didn't die
>Sakra and Nardo still want Saske to come back and fuck them in the ass and let's be friend forever and ride unicorns over the rainbow as if nothing ever fucking happened
>Everyone in the village buys in to their fucking shit
Kill yourself Kishimoto, killing the edgy faggot would have been the only redeeming thing of your shitty anticlimatic ending.
If Kishi plays his cards right he will be. Sakura's been made tolerable thanks to The Last and I think her and Hinata have a good friendship.
All that needs to happen is for Kishi to make up for 15 years of DARKNESS by making him a good tsukkomi like all Uchiha are.
>implying killing off Sakushit wouldn't have been the best thing to happen in the whole series
Hopefully Kishi doesn't ruin her with a dose of DARKNESS. Hell I'm almost hopeful she doesn't awaken the Sharingan at all.
Same goes for Bolt, although I'm still hopeful that he won't be too bad.
Himawari is pure daughteru/imouto who, if we are lucky, will be used well, and the neo-Team 10 has a shot at being interesting too.
>I can't fucking believe it.
I miss the threads we had towards the end
I really can't believe it's been 15 years. Feels like just yesterday someone was telling about this newfangled "manga" magazine that got printed in English and had ninjas in it
>Hopefully Kishi doesn't ruin her with a dose of DARKNESS
Anon, just look at her. She's a stalker nerd with glasses. Even if he gives her DARKNESS it'll come across as more comedic than annoying.
Basically Kishi did something right finally by making the next Uchiha a blend of Sauce, Sakura and Hinata and having her pine for the MC's dick from the outset.
>redeem him is reduce him to a joke character/wise mentor in the new series.
He's already there
Speaking of the new teams, who do you think will be their third member? Or will Kishi be unable to contain his lust for SasuNaru and just put them on a team by themselves with minimal adult supervision?
Sasuke's face when his daughter receives Nardo's son's seed
I cannot wait for "Sauce wants to be #1 dad but his edge won't let him" shenanigans
>holy shit this is fucking awesome
>I'm eating ramen with the girl of my dreams
>her tits are huge and she loves me more than anyone else in the world
>this ramen is so fucking good
>my life is perfect
>holy shit this fucking sucks
>it's cold as balls and this water tastes like ass
>maybe I shouldn't have left the village
>goddammit my ass is freezing
>I wonder what Naruto's doing right now
>I hope he's thinking about me
>cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
>the porn will never hide the scars
>goddammit I should probably go to therapy
>being Hokage fucking sucks
>I wonder how Gai's doing
>I'm so fucked up
It's hilarious how as soon as Hinata offers Naruto her boobs he completely forgets about Sasuke.
That would be much2lewd for him.
If I had to guess the Sakura of the team could be someone competent but unremarkable and easily surpassed who is a bit of a straight man to the team's antics.
Or just have a kid from the Ninjabug Clan who nurses a crush on Salad and creeps her the fuck out.
This was Sasukes plan all along.
>He learned the body stealing shit from Orochimaru
>Knows he can't beat Naruto
>Lets his kid get fucked by Narutos kid
>Waits for his grandchild to grow up
>Beats the shit out of an old Naruto who can barely walk anymore
>he wakes up one day and realizes he's going to be related to Naruto
>and that's when I told him to live an unsightly life of hatred after I killed our parents
Honestly Sauce being a well-meaning but autistic father like Jotaro would be great.
>It's hilarious how as soon as Hinata offers Naruto her boobs he completely forgets about Sasuke.
I'd say it happens even before that. As soon as Sasuke was redeemed, he stopped chasing him. He didn't eve think about him in the movie.
>Hyuga descendant with Uchiha and Uzumaki blood that has 2 Hokage ancestors
it never ends
>so shoving those snakes up my ass and getting drunk on power/darkness was a really bad idea, huh
>man I was such a shithead as a teen
>Sarada calling Bolt an "usura tonkachi" now sounds lewd cause it's from a girl to a guy
Maybe. I honestly can't think of a suitable 3rd team member. I mean the first 2 kinda already cover all the bases.
The only way to balance it out I think would be to add a hyper-genki retard who sucks at everything but Lee's kid(?) is too young to be put on a team yet.
Or maybe it'll be something completely out of left field like Karin and Suigetsu's kid or something.
To be fair Itachi made it so that having a normal childhood was virtually impossible. He was always going to end up under Orochimaru's pedophilic wing.
>she does it in the same whiny tsundere voice Sasuke does
I think Lee's kid is going to be friends with Himawari since they're the only 2 in that age group.
So far all we've got is 3/4ths of Team 7 and Team 10.
>Naruto tells her all the embarrassing stuff they did as kids
>Salad goes home and immediately starts writing fanfiction
>implying Lee wouldn't have ended up killing him with the 8 Gates during practice anyway
The only reason Lee was so distraught at Neji's death is because he wanted to kill him and got cockblocked by Obito.
>headstrong Uzumaki edgelord
>yandere Uchiha girl
I pity whoever has to pay this kid's therapy bill in the future.
>Hinata teaches the kids and her husband how to ride a bicycle because no one ever did that for him
>a man who can obliterate mountains and walk on water struggles to learn
>his kids need a bit of help but catch on quickly
>episode ends with a special version of JITENSHA, now featuring the whole family riding together
Yes. They only just have this
Speaking of which, Kishi is missing a goddamn golden opportunity if he doesn't recreate this scene
>implying the kiss isn't even worse
Someday Naruto's going to get Edo Tensei'd by the new Indra and he's going to tell him a story that'll make Hashi and Madara's seem straight by comparison.
>and that's when I started hyperventilating because I heard from an angry black chick that he'd joined Akatsuki
They did pee together in one (actually pretty good) filler where they got their hands stuck together other.
Still what the fuck was Hashirama thinking when telling Sasuke all about how Madara used to be nervous about peeing in front of him?
>Naruto and Sauce learn their kids accidentally kissed
>Sasuke realizes his fate is sealed and he's going to end up being Naruto's brother in-law
>Sakura is happy that her daughter's love life might not be as fucked up as hers
>Naruto congratulates his son on doing him one better and actually kissing a girl this time
>implying Hashirama gives fucks about anything at all
>Still what the fuck was Hashirama thinking when telling Sasuke all about how Madara used to be nervous about peeing in front of him?
>I'm now going to tell you the story of the village's origins so that you may reconsider destroying it
>and that's when I learned Madara had an exhibitionism fetish
The worst part was Tobirama acting like he's already heard the story a million times.
>Bolt thinks he's the hottest shit
>Shikadai usually comes over to Bolt's house to play vidya but thinks he's a hassle
>Inojin is just there because Shikadai is theree
>Lee Jr. thinks Bolt is probably the coolest guy ever next to Lee-sensei and is always involved in his wacky schemes
>it's a bicycle built for 4
>the song begins with Hinata humming it as they set off
>eventually becomes a full blown song with the same style visuals and everything
Shit nigga that sounds kawaii as fuck.
>why is it which position he's going to fuck Hinata in tonight
you know it
Hey, do you guys think Bort and Salad and a "that" moment when they were kids and that's why she stalks him?
Remember how Hinata only fell for Naruto after he saved her from bullies? I wonder if those 2 had a similar moment.
I mean the Uchiha probably aren't very well-liked in the Leaf since literally every bad thing of the last 50 years has been directly their fault.
Here is how it would Really happen
>Last scene is family laying in hospital and bolt staring
>Rpisode ends with a special version of JITENSHA, now featuring the whole family riding together
>Bolt Accidentally Fucks Family up
>Last scene is family laying in hospital and bolt staring
>Episode ends with a special version of JITENSHA, now featuring the whole family riding together
they have muh destiny drawing them together only this time one is male and one is female which finally fixes every single problem that has ever happened with this reincarnation bullshit.
>even the worst people have a little bit of good inside
The cruel truth behind the Hyuuga Clan.
>there will never be anyone as
basedas boneman ever again
>the Uchiha probably aren't very well-liked in the Leaf
They were considered to have been Konoha's top and most elite clan back when Sasuke was in the village even after Madara, Itachi and their history of plucking out eyeballs.
Sasuke is a war hero and expect Naruto to make badmouthing Obito punishable by death.
>Kakashi sat in the Hokage seat for almost a decade looking at those creamy thighs and didn't make a move even though Shizune would have jumped on his dick without hesitation
How can you be the only virgin on your team when everyone else is fucking dead?
>Kakashi said that it took everything to prevent Sauce from getting thrown in jail forever
>nobody knew that Coolest Guy was behind the Kyuubi attack and indirectly responsible for the Uchiha coup until the war ended
>nobody knew that Madara was literally behind it all
I'm sure you can't discriminate against them openly but I'm sure all those families with dead relatives wouldn't want their kids to play with some Uchiha freak, war hero or not.
And if the eldest daughter of the fucking Hyuuga is a target for bullying then I wouldn't be surprised if Salad gets stuffed into lockers and given wedgies every day.
>Kakashi was a lazy fuck with PTSD who played favorites
>Gai completely neglected 2/3rds of his team and taught his self-insert killing moves to use on his friends
>Kurenai was fucking useless
Only Asuma was a decent teacher, the rest were fucking terrible.
So how do you feel about that "Gaara will find out what true love means" thing?
I hope it's Matsuri!
>implying there won't be shipping in the kakashi novel
it probably won't be shizune but here's to hoping.
>Asuma played favorites even more than Kakashi did
Not really. Shikamaru was his favorite, sure, but he didn't completely neglect to teach his other students basic elemental infusion like Kakashi.
>implying those fodder kids wouldn't gladly trade away their families just to be related to someone as awesome as Madara