Tell me one regret you have about your WAIFU, /a/non.
For me, it's that she's not a very popular character and I will never find awesome drawings and pictures of her. Such is the life of having an unpopular waifu.
My waifu is a very much a secondary character and only appears in a minimal amount of chapters/episodes.
No real regrets really - she has been a huge positive influence.
Of course, every day I wish that we could become closer and closer, and even if deep inside I know that it will not happen in this life, I still can't help but yearn for it. At least we are together in heart and soul.
I wouldn't say I'm haunted by regret, but I would like to interact with her, or at least a facsimile. What I recognise as "her" is pretty flexible due to her nature as an idea. Maybe I'll be able to interact with her in the not too distant future thanks to VR and/or AR.
Not really a regret, but it's depressing when she's the main character of what was once a pretty popular manga and she has literally zero doujinshi. Almost no h-fanart either.
She loves someone else
I too wish that mai waifu were more popular and had merchandise and more fanart. The only merchandise that exists featurong her is her manga.
S2 never, and scans of gj-bu doujinshi never.
I don't really have that kind of disposable income, plus I can't think of any specific artist to commission. Not a western artist anyway, and doing it in Japanese would be a pain.
I picked up the light novels for her.
I pity those of you with unpopular waifus. I can't imagine not having an enormous pool of fantastic art at my disposal. Seeing all the different ways fanartists interpret her is interesting and quite fun. She always looks as cute as a button.
The pizza hut marketing crap. It's cute sometimes, but it gets kind of tiresome.
The fact that she doesn't exist and doesn't have any fucking scales. I'd gladly jump off the slippery slope if there was a nice scale of her S2 Geah.
>Complaining about lack of art
We have the waifu draw threads for a reason. I mean look at Oora, she's a very minor character yet theres lots of art just from the draw threads because of requests.
You go back to your hometown/old house to visit your parents. Your mom shouts to you from the kitchen, "Honey! Since you moved out, and nobody was using your room, we decided to host a Japanese student on her exchange program! Hope you don't mind!"
Walk into your room.
See your waifu.
What do you do?
Try desperately not to embarrass myself.
Fail horribly. Pray she finds it cute.
For one thing the amount of dickgirl porn out ther proves you wrong and for another Mai is a normal girl so what you said is irrelevant.
Act like i don't know everything about her yet.
Pretend to get to know her.
Help her with her study.
Offer to sleep on the floor and make her feel a bit guilty about making me sleep on the floor.
Repeat until she falls in love with me.
>Offer to sleep on the floor and make her feel a bit guilty about making me sleep on the floor.
What the fuck? You'd be sleeping on some bloody fucking couch, not in the same room as a young girl, if your parents had any common sense. Shit move, too.
Sperg out like an autist, give off first impression that I'm an autistic loser creep
Awkwardly "hover" around in her presence and throw sideway glances creepily
Try to make small talk which she finds creepy and tries to ignore
Fail to progress relationship in any meaningful way, not even on a friendly basis by the time her stay ends
Kill myself after
>Looks enough like someone that is popular that I have been tempted to fap to on occasion