Tell me one regret you have about your WAIFU, /a/non. For me,

Falling in love with someone who isn't real.

That she is not real ;_;

I dont have one.

Your waifu is literally who?

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My waifu is a very much a secondary character and only appears in a minimal amount of chapters/episodes.

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No real regrets really - she has been a huge positive influence.

Of course, every day I wish that we could become closer and closer, and even if deep inside I know that it will not happen in this life, I still can't help but yearn for it. At least we are together in heart and soul.

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>>119903019
I wouldn't say I'm haunted by regret, but I would like to interact with her, or at least a facsimile. What I recognise as "her" is pretty flexible due to her nature as an idea. Maybe I'll be able to interact with her in the not too distant future thanks to VR and/or AR.

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>regrets
No, sir. Never.

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Not really a regret, but it's depressing when she's the main character of what was once a pretty popular manga and she has literally zero doujinshi. Almost no h-fanart either.

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>>119903019
She loves someone else

>>119905140
Why not commission some?

my waifu is even less popular
there are no doujins

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>>119903019
I too wish that mai waifu were more popular and had merchandise and more fanart. The only merchandise that exists featurong her is her manga.

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S2 never, and scans of gj-bu doujinshi never.

>>119905367
I don't really have that kind of disposable income, plus I can't think of any specific artist to commission. Not a western artist anyway, and doing it in Japanese would be a pain.

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>>119903019
I have no regrets.

>Misaka Shiori
>tfw still not playing her route
I still can't bear the design

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I picked up the light novels for her.

I pity those of you with unpopular waifus. I can't imagine not having an enormous pool of fantastic art at my disposal. Seeing all the different ways fanartists interpret her is interesting and quite fun. She always looks as cute as a button.

That she's not healthy

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>>119903019
Not a regret in the world.

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The pizza hut marketing crap. It's cute sometimes, but it gets kind of tiresome.

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The fact that she doesn't exist and doesn't have any fucking scales. I'd gladly jump off the slippery slope if there was a nice scale of her S2 Geah.

>>119905496
No one likes drawing dickgirls.

>>119903019
>>119905722
>Complaining about lack of art
We have the waifu draw threads for a reason. I mean look at Oora, she's a very minor character yet theres lots of art just from the draw threads because of requests.

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You go back to your hometown/old house to visit your parents. Your mom shouts to you from the kitchen, "Honey! Since you moved out, and nobody was using your room, we decided to host a Japanese student on her exchange program! Hope you don't mind!"

Walk into your room.
See your waifu.

What do you do?

>>119903019
Unpopular and dead series

>>119905898
Probably go full sperg and ruin my chances.

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>>119905898
Try desperately not to embarrass myself. Fail horribly. Pray she finds it cute.

>>119905898
Become her friend and then try to recreate the events in her route.

>>119905897
Draw threads are a crapshoot. Sometimes you get your request, sometimes nobody even acknowledges your post.

Unless I become savior of the world, I am not good enough for her.

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>>119905836
For one thing the amount of dickgirl porn out ther proves you wrong and for another Mai is a normal girl so what you said is irrelevant.

>>119905898
Act like i don't know everything about her yet.
Pretend to get to know her.
Help her with her study.
Offer to sleep on the floor and make her feel a bit guilty about making me sleep on the floor.
Repeat until she falls in love with me.

She's dead.

>>119905898
>Offer to sleep on the floor and make her feel a bit guilty about making me sleep on the floor.

What the fuck? You'd be sleeping on some bloody fucking couch, not in the same room as a young girl, if your parents had any common sense. Shit move, too.

>>119903598
Why the fuck do so many people on /a/ waifu Yuno?
>>119903807
Or kurisu for that matter?

>>119906144
>implying she wouldn't shout "I can't sleep in the same room with another boy!" and make you sleep in the living room on the couch

>>119905898
But mai waifu isn't really Japanese.

>>119906266
Just play the game, faggot.

>>119906259
>implying my waifu has that problem

Rance got to her first.

It was inevitable, but still

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What do your waifus feet smell like?

>>119906398
Feet. Fuck off footfag

>>119905898
Sperg out like an autist, give off first impression that I'm an autistic loser creep
Awkwardly "hover" around in her presence and throw sideway glances creepily
Try to make small talk which she finds creepy and tries to ignore
Fail to progress relationship in any meaningful way, not even on a friendly basis by the time her stay ends
Kill myself after

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>>119906366
Rape Rance and you'll be even.

>>119906259
>implying she's some overly girly girl

>>119906253
Yuno because she's adorable
Kurisu because baby who didn't grew up with NGE's first waifu

>>119906398
like feet?

>>119906253
There's only our Yunobro tripfriend, plus maybe one other guy I think.

Kurisu is way more popular.

I dunno man I just wish I was as strong as she was

>>119906590
I believe there's a lot of Yuno people on /a/. Like I've seen a LOT of them.
Kurisu is more popular though.

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>>119906366
So make Hornet your waifu

>>119903019
That she's from a nukige of all things.

>>119906652
Could be, but now it's only really those two left. One is obviously hell of a lot more active though. Trust me, I follow almost every waifu thread.

>>119906727
Pretty sure Rance fucked her in her every hole after the KR was over.

I am even more sure he will canonically fuck her in X.

>>119906953
Rance certainly didn't get her first in KR

And won't in X

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>No S2
>Not popular
>Looks enough like someone that is popular that I have been tempted to fap to on occasion

How often do you have sexual thoughts about your waifu?

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>>119907521
Constantly.

>>119903019
She's in a show that squandered its characters and premise.

Added bonus regret: no translated light novels.

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>>119907521
I fap exclusively to her.

>>119907521

Occasionally. Depends on how my mind is working that day.

>>119907521

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>>119907521
Always. I want to get rid of them.

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>>119907521
Multiple times a day.