>anime creates an absurd or just stupid situation or non-sequitur as a joke
>immediately followed up by a character needlessly pointing out why it's dumb and absurd
Why? I don't think the Japanese need jokes explained to them. Good lord, I'd take a tired sitcom laugh track over this.
>Cut that out, this isn't an anime or something!
Symphogear, I love you, but you need to get rid of that girl
>it's penetrating me! his dick is penetrating my vagina, it feels so good
>i'm drinking him semen, it's so slimy but it feels so good
>his dick is ejaculating baby batter all over me, it's overflowing
I wish to cosplay this beautiful creature, how do I do it? Would people recognize the costume?
Thank god I self insert as the girl. Self-inserting as the guy is even worse
>ooohhh her pussy is so warm
>my throbing penis has never been this excited
>I have never felt this good before
>I can feel her rectum molding itself as my penis
>it's so tight and warm
Kinda like in old Marvel comics where the heroes will go
>"Blast! He evaded my punch so hard that I hit this concrete wall instead of his face."
>Thinking is only Japan.
People can get into subtext, 90% of the world needs everything explained to them and if you don't they would complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
That's why we get like five threads everyday about:
>The Oreimo ending sucks! They did all that shit and then they break up!
>Why doesn't Araragi have sex with Hitagi? What a pussy!
Such descriptions just get me more confused about what a real pussy feels like. I've heard that there really isn't much of a difference between girls? Is there such thing in real life as a "super tight" pussy as described in my doujins?