Let's take a minute off from debating who fucked whom behind whoever else's back, may or may not have been consigned to eternal torment and/or oblivion as a result, and whether they deserved it, to focus on what's really important.
Namely, who will be best boy/girl/psychopomp? My money's on the loli.
His look reminds me of this symphony of manliness.
I've got high hopes for Green.