What's your excuse of not moving to countryside after watching these?
Real countryside is not THAT pretty, fun or bearable. No cute girls to keep you company, no internet, everything smells and looks like shit, you have to work really hard 24/7 if you want to live, etc.
In the end, fiction is just fiction.
What's your excuse for not learning to box after reading this?
What's your excuse for not moving to Neo Venezia after watching this?
This is pretty much the only reason.
>best you can get around here is 2-3 Mb/s dl
I spent around a third of my childhood at my grandparents' in the countryside and it was a really shitty place with bad accomodation, uneducated hicks and absolutely nothing to do.
I live in the highlands and confirm it is pretty nice. If you like long walks and natural beauty, this is it. Downside is I'm a long way away from anything, including public services.
Internet kinda sucks too but you get used to it. Also I am several hour round trip to Glasgow for concerts, which really sucks.
Work hard, relax on the porch while drinking bourbon and having a smoke. Scenic walks. Plenty of space for exercising big dogs. It's still a nice and peaceful place for boring people like me. Enjoying boredom and just living life is pretty fun.
I care so little for my surroundings my walks are usually along highways. No disrupting decisions about where to turn next and I don't get lost while walking besides a street that just goes straight for miles and miles.
Don't listen to the OPs lies. You will not get a cute loli to follow you around and have adventures with if you move to the country. You will only get poor Internet service, shit jobs with low pay, and little to no services or businesses that will please you.
Well, it's not like I really minded city walks either. Scenery is scenery whether it's a nice countryside or a concrete jungle. The real nice thing about city walks is getting to watch the people, I suppose. Definitely prefer the countryside for runs, though. Running on concrete for a long period of time is pretty annoying on the knees.
So after watching a show about your waifu, why haven't you joined her yet?
Having said that, I prefer the countryside to city. I always feel the need to scrub my face and arms when I get back from a city, it is incredibly polluted, but city-dwellers don't seem to notice it. And I like the privacy the country offers. I can wander down my garden without a dozen neighbours staring at me from their windows.
Plus I have long gave up on women. I wonder if my isolation in the country meant I don't have as strong a desire to get women as normies do...
>need to ride a bike for an hour to get to the nearest convenience store
>need to carry a gun around because region is known to have drug smugglers passing by
>at least four and a half hours of travel time to the nearest city
>battlestation is shrouded with a bug net
>neighbor's rooster has established my house's roof as its domain and wakes me the up at 5am
>maximum internet speed doesn't even reach 1mb/s
Sure the food is cheap and it might look nice but fuck this place. The old people living in here like to joke around that I'm a known murderer in these parts and that I love to fuck horses to people passing by the town. After a few boisterous laugh they then ask me to join them to an afternoon of chess and booze.
God I hate the country.
>The old people living in here like to joke around that I'm a known murderer in these parts and that I love to fuck horses to people passing by the town. After a few boisterous laugh they then ask me to join them to an afternoon of chess and booze.
I'm sure it's the childlike sense of freedom, casual life and nostalgia which makes the NNB countryside so great, not the countryside itself.
With my free time I'd just be inside on my computer with a shittier connection. Since no loli friends to play with.
Almost all of their family member already left for the city so only a handful of people my age still live there. I'm probably the only one stupid enough to stay here because I'm far too lazy to do anything else. They must like me because I'm the only jackass willing to hang around with the old wackjobs.