what would you do if you were the protagonist of a harem anime?

>>119374196
shoot myself for being in a shitty genre

mate with crab

be glad that I'm not living my shitty previous life anymore

>>119374252
Why not just pick a girl to stop it from being a harem?

Osananajimi wins.

>>119374196
Blog about it on /a/.

>>119374196
>implying Monogatari is a harem

Ideally fall in love with a cute 2d girl and be loyal.
Probably get abandoned by all of them for the sidekick male character and end up posting on /a/.

Get bitches. Same as before.

WHOA where is crab's feet going!

>>119374196
Probably end up in something like School Days.

Unless the girls are understanding, then just some Doujinshi-tier stuff.

>>119374196
I think I'd have a harem.

I would simply go for the best girl and ignore the rest. Sounds simple, right?

Fug the local tomboy.

>>119374196
Choose one if I can.
If I end up stringing them along, then choose none and die alone because I'm way too into pure, vanilla shit.

Fuck the one I want then reject the rest.

I would say that I'd just passively ignore that part of the situation, but then I think of School Days. It only had a harem of 2 (if you can even call that a harem) and that guy ended up riding a nice boat down the river styx.

I would probably attempt to force a genre shift. Maybe a comedy, those are safe.

>>119374303
because im gay faggot

>>119374530
this guy gets it

>>119374716
>only harem of 2
>fucks like 6 girls

Yeah no

Be good friends with all of them, and tell every girl in secret that she is the chosen one but can't be with her because the other girls will ruin the friendship and all that crap so we can only be lewd in secret.
Aim for harem end.

If it fails ---> Good, I still won
If succes ---> shin sekai no kami

That's me on the left.

>>119374530
Good taste is hard to come by these days.
Thanks anon.

>>119375065
Applying the "nice boat" strategy I see.

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I would marry my childhood friend.

>>119375000
Really? Maybe I need to rewatch it. That was years ago.

Choose the genki girl.

Impregnate all the girls so that they are forced to live with me or forever live in shame of being a single unwed mother in Japan.

>>119374196
Perform cunnilingus and analingus on all of them

If I'm the MC, I set the girls up with other dudes, or with each other. The one that's left "wins".

If I'm a harem heroine, I kill the MC and take his harem.

>>119375140
"nice boat"?

>>119374196
Pick a girl.
See if she's okay with harem end.
If not, tell the other girls to GTFO.
If yes, pick 1-2 other girls, see if they're okay with harem.
If yes, they're in.
If they're not, GTFO, along with all the other girls.

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>>119375275
You don't know about it?

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Move to the town that has giant robots.

>>119374196
I just hope there's no risk to get axed so that the setting shifts to battle shounen.
Otherwise, guess I'd choose a girl and befriend the others while being clear on my position.
And for a change of pace, finding myself some male friend too.

Wow, was this a boring answer.

Yes, I indeed saw School days.
But that plan don't necessarily means that anon is going to be killed...

>>119375414
Meant to quote
>>119375327

>>119374196
hard mode: assume one or two of the girls is yandere and will kill you if you choose.

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>>119374196
Disregard all the useless girls and marry shonobu.

Give crab, bee and cat an especially good beating for cutting their beautiful hair to this short dyke level shit.

>>119375414
>trying to fuck the entire harem
>keep it secret from them

I also see no flaw in this plan.

>>119375892
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Not even once

>>119375892
Your taste and your pic go hand in hand.

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>>119374196
Go for Imouto and become a god.