No more best girl...only bestest girl

http://a.pomf.se/epxeer.webm

I don't understand how you guys can watch this garbage. It's the slowest pacing shit ever and boring as fuck after Bake.

What's with this degenerate thing.
One "yay" is enough to kill a thousand men.

>>119330154
I kek'd

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>>119330154
Wow > Yay

Dere Gahara was cute as fuck though

>>119330154
THIS STRENGTH OF CHARM

>>119330847
>slowest pacing ever
did you miss summer last year?

>>119330154
>http://a.pomf.se/epxeer.webm
I couldn't watch the full scene in one go. I was having heart palpitations just watching the full-blown derecrab.

>>119330094
>vagina bones
>navel

Holy shit my dick is broken.

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>>119330914
Squeak>Wow>Yay
http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm

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>>119330154
I was not prepared.

http://a.pomf.se/tucgju.webm

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>>119331110
This nigga knows what's up. My god my heart just melts and I giggle uproariously at the same time. It is a very strange feeling.

>>119331343
Loved this scene. Nice call back to the weird posing when talking about love in Neko black.

Dere Crab is a miracle of the universe.

bake gahara > dere gahara

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>>119331255
Was waiting for someone to post this.

>>119330094
This guy knows.

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>>119331438
Bake Gahara looked best.

>Best hair
>Cutest outfit

Why the fuck are there so many monogatari series?

>>119331690
To confuse you.

>>119330094

Doesn't really have much relevance to the story at this point.

>>119330094
Crab is literally cancer.

>>119331707
Well they've done a good job of confusing my stupid ass.

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>>119331787

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Crab best girl.

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>>119331787
anon you so funny

>Crab

I fucking hate scat fetish!

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>>119331787
non-crabfag pls leave.
This is the home of crab

Is this show like Animorphs? Is that why all these girls have an animal attributed to them?

>>119331997
You nailed it.

>>119331997

Precisely.

>>119330154
>http://a.pomf.se/epxeer.webm
EVERY TIME, MY HEART

Snake girl is best girl!

>>119330094
>koyokoyo

>>119331110
>>119330914

Where's the wow webm?

>>119330847
The pacing is not that bad after this-pointless-scene-is-not-long-enough-Nise.

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>>119332218
She's a cutie patootie for sure, but I don't think she's best girl.

>>119332410

Nise is pretty awful yes

>>119332341
http://a.pomf.se/wbufke.mp4

>>119332218
Snake girl is jealous, psychotic bitch!
Still QT though. would drink sake with.

>>119333057

Doll is pretty cute for having no personality

love em crab

someone post koyokoyo's abs

i need them

http://a.pomf.se/uyxruq.mp4

Aerospace is ok
Vol II was pretty good, nothing mind blowing though

>>119337940
Check his new shit, it's really good.

>>119336780
amazing

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>>119330094
Anyone else put off by this pretentious as fuck series? I loved S1 but ever since then my interest steadily dropped. Now I look at each episode as another chore of Nisio's verbose ramblings to endure. Fuck I haven't even watched Tsuki yet, and deleted all my Bake BD folders to free up space (some 90 gigs worth kek).

>>119340037
Yes

Now that I've validated your thinking, you can now freely go about asking if you should watch other things because you obviously can't think for yourself and need others to tell you that you don't like something you clearly aren't enjoying.

>>119340037
Dammit, that picture is bullshit. He's a goalie, not a forward. Everyone knows Jesus saves.

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kaiki is best girl

>>119341897
You haven't seen Jesus block shots

>>119331787
that was unusually clever

>>119336780
Fuck put that in here >>119317827
That shit is too kawaii.

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Catgirl are the best

Why did they decided to actually use their budget in Tsuki? Everything looks like ass after Nise, except for Neko Black maybe.

>>119330094
Snake and Cat are my favorite. I have a hard time picking between them.

>>119330154
>After two days I finally understood that "Koyokoyo" was a nickname for Araragi.

God, I feel stupid.

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>>119347574
Truly the best

It'll be a sad day when NisiOisiN finally decides to end this series. I originally hated Bake but it soon grew on me and now the gatari series is one of my favorites.

Hitagi and Shinobu are the bestest girls in the whole series. My opinion is truth to me.

>>119347574
>>119347682
Will new Hanekawa storyes?

>>119348261
U wot m8?

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Matoi pls com bake

>>119330847
slowest pacing ever goes to endless eight

>>119349743
>not glasslip

>>119333057
>mp4

>>119347574
Hanekawa best grill confirmed

Ok ok tbh neko or snail best girl with Shinobu in close second.

>>119331787
That's a reddit-tier pun, still funny though.

>>119330154
So did they fuck at the end of this scene?

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>>119331110
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OH WOW MY KOKORO

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>>119330094
>The moment she called Araragi "Koyokoyo".
Goddamit Gahara-san.

>>119330094
>Crab turns into normal girl
>now everyone loves her
You are disgusting all of you.

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Best girl even has a season named after her

>>119352357
>now
I've liked her since the end of season 2 doe. Her healing was always heart warming.

>>119330914
tfw I read this in Yotsugi's robotic voice

>>119352431
Best OP too.

>>119352431
Cat is best

>>119352806
I don't see any Hanekamonogatari season.

>>119352754
>Best op
>not oni
casual of the highest pedigree
IN
THE
DARK
NESS

>>119352869
Neko means cat

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>>119352901
Okay You won this time...

I swear the LN writer hates long hair on women
Fuck sake it makes me mad. enough with the cutting

>>119347574
>you can never fuck her without losing all your energy

>>119353045
>Implying it's any different with normal Hanekawa

>>119353130
but you can

>>119352806

She is up there with snake for being shit.

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>>119330094
My taste is perfect

>>119331649
Agreed completely

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>you'll never see your favorite girl ever again

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>>119353510
>snake
>shit
SHIT TASTE ALERT SHIT TASTE ALERT
WARNING WARNING WARNING

>>119332218
Bake: Cute girl, terrible character
Otori: Not that cute girl, best character
Koi: Cutest girl, meh character

>>119341897
fucking underrated

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>wake up
>snakefags shitposting a crab thread

So what else is new?

>>119353740
poor snailfags

>>119354399
How do you define best exactly?

I would like to know why you like snake so much. I'm new so i honestly don't know.

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>>119354600
>wake up
>people are talking about girls
>someone says they like cat
>someone shits on them and says snake is shit (because why not)
>make one post defending nadeko
>monkeyfag needs to make themself seen and shit on snakefags for not taking other people's shit
You're a bullying jock, just like that dyke of yours.

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>>119330094
>implying snail isn't bestest girl in all timelines
She was so perfect the universe wouldn't let her stay.

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1 - Crab
2 - Snail / Doll / Shinobu
3 - Imoutos / Kaiki
4 - Snake
.
.
.
worst - cat

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>>119354744
She's perfectly terrible.

>>119354789
>monkey
>bullying

Sure thing anon

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>>119354857
>crabs is first

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>>119354882
She won already, has the best va and is moe as fuck, quit deluding yourself, if you don't like her, might as well stop watching the monogatari series.

>>119354789

I'm with you, brother.

Nadeko a best by far.

>>119354873
Molestation is a form of bullying in my book.

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>>119354857
>implying

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>>119330094

>>119355012
You are as delusional as snake.

Sasuga snakefag.

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>>119354857
But Cat is my waifu.

I liked Crab in her femdom/tease phase more.

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>>119355093
>snakefag
That's not me, though.

>>119330154
>http://a.pomf.se/epxeer.webm
EVERY GODDAMN TIME. JUST... HNNNG MAN.

I DONT EVEN LIKE CRAB.

>>119336780
My heart

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>>119354857
3 - Kaiki

>>119355093
I'm a crabfag, you know.

Slightly off topic but what sub group should I choose for Hanamonogatari?

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>>119355364
Yep, Kaiki must be first.

When the fuck is Commie for Tsuki?

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>>119330914
I want to bury my face between those cold, dead thighs

>>119355731
download the first episode of both and try them out.

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>>119331110
>squeak

>>119355731
commie

Why do all the monogataris have to have boring bedhair bobcuts these days?

>>119355793
>>119355364
You can't 交尾 with kaiki though

>>119355827
This, I really don't want to watch one of my favourites with mediocre subs.

>tfw missing /a/ discussion

COMMIE HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU SLUTS

>>119355983
the same reason there's such a focus on peeing in knights of sidonia

>>119355998

You're not trying hard enough.

>>119355983

Blame Arararargi.

I want to catch up with you guys, but I just started watching Nadeko Senguko, and I have a bad feeling about it.

W-will I need much healing afterwards?

>>119355983
Tsukihi doesn't, neither does Shinobu, nor Ononoki

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>>119355863
WRONG WRONG SHE WEARS STOCKINGS NOT TIGHTS YOU'RE WRONG I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>119356053
Nadeko Sengoku is not an arc anon, she's just worst girl.

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>>119330154
HNNNNNHELP
SEND HELP

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>>119355863
my brother from other mother

>>119356065
They should have kept it as tights but then Araragi would not get to see her nopan

>>119356148
Wait what, the Touhou is a corpse? Holy shit, I need necro doujins now!

>>119354949
>liking moe shit

>>119330154
What's wrong with her

Does she have the brain damage?

I usually stream my anime but the Monogatari series is the first one I torrented.

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>>119356117
Sorry, I bit my tongue.

I meant Nadeko Medusa.

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>>119356268
Jesus christ that puff

>>119356268
yep, get ready to get banned anon.

>>119356299
What do you mean healing? Do you mean that you'll have to watch a cute little girl getting raped by snakes?

>>119356268
2puffy4me
I'd a Tsukihi tho'

>>119356268
Mods sure are monitoring this thread

>>119356377
I had a feeling it would be something like that.

But I just hope she won't be kill.

I wanna eat out Shinbou's Asshole!

>>119356416
MODS=GODS

>>119356443
I want to pat her head.

>>119356425
Don't worry, you'll be wishing she was kill later.

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>>119356194

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>>119356381
>2puffy
Hersey

>>119356606
N-nothing could make me hate Snake like that!

>>119356760
Just how did the puffy vulva meme come about?

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Lol niggers get on my level

>>119356606
Not after Koi he won't. That ending was hilarious.

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Cat is the BEST girl.

Haters gonna hate.

>>119356053
>>119356299
>I just started watching Nadeko Medusa
It hasn't even begun.

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>>119356860
Wolves reputedly have a puffy vulva.

>>119356938
Nigger, it's part of season 2. I just torrented it yesterday.

>>119356931
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlwVBKs5T_E

>>119356986
I tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.

>>119356931
I'd say Cat is worst girl, but less because she's bad, and more because everyone else is better.

She's just a bit dull.

>>119356906
But koi doesn't make snake seem any better. If anything it makes her look worse.

>>119357046
W-what?

>>119357091
Just go watch it you idiot before you get spoiled more.

>>119357066
At least it sounds like she is still alive.

That offers hope for redemption. I am contented with that.

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>>119356995
every time

>>119351911
They already did in Nise

>>119357108
Just started the next episode now.

>>119357047
>She's just a bit dull.
She is the most live character in the show m8. Crab is dull.

>>119357168
Which is why crab was second worst girl.

But, if she carries on being dere, she may overtake some.

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>>119357091
You can't stop it.

Nadeko gets raped to death by the temple snakes, then comes back as an evil snake goddess, only to be killed by Araragi without a second thought.

>>119357215
>Nadeko gets raped to death by the temple snakes
How graphic is this and are there doujins?

>>119357215
>killed
she didnt though did she?

>>119357249
...y'know how that was spoilered? Thanks, asshole.

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>>119357249
>How graphic is this
Let me put it this way: If I posted screenshots of it, I could get banned. So I'm going to post Kaiki watching as it happens.

>>119357370
wait what
I thought I finished watching all monogatari stuff after Tsuki
What now this time?

>>119357370
Which episode is this in? I thoroughly enjoyed fapping to the toothbrush episode.

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>>119357402
>>119357415

>>119357168
>Crab is dull.
You're kidding right?

>>119357402
holy shit I've been a fucking idiot I didn't watch the 6th koimonogatari episode and instead just went to the next gatari
goddamn it fuck shit fuck kanker, I thought it just ended at 5

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>tfw best couple's romance was offscreen

>>119357283
>going into a gatari thread without watching all of it first

Smooth moves anon. I'm sure you planned this well.

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>>119357517
>he didnt watched the climax of koimonogatari

anon, thats like not watching the ep 12 of bake.

>>119350066
grassrippu at least had a confession in the second ep

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>>119353045

>>119357796
I made my position perfect clear, which is why people use the spoilers.

>>119341897
>>119354433
fuck off reddit fag-gots

>>119358066
>people using spoilers for actual spoilers

You can't possibly be this new.

>>119355012
get a new book, molestation is love

>>119356519
lewd

>>119358099
Why are you trying to blame others for your shitposting?

>>119357462
Are you trying to say you lied to us and she doesn't get raped to death onscreen?

>>119358219
>implying >>119357249 was me

I'm sorry about your disability anon.

>>119358311
I'm not implying it, I'm flat out saying it, samefag.

>>119358380
He isn't, broski.

>>119358407
That really is a pitiful attempt to convince us.

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>>119357462
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
HE'S DEAD ;_;
FUCKING OUGI

>>119358456
>being in such denial

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>>119358254
Did you really think Shaft would lack subtlety to such a degree as to show that, even if it happened? Were you going to rush and watch it, and maybe masturbate to it, if a middle schooler got raped to death? Why haven't you already seen all of this show? Did you really think your fellow Anon would be so unkind as to actually spoil you?

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>>119357573
I want more!

>>119358488
>being such a /b/ level shitposter

Get out of my /a/.

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>>119358503
NOT HIM BUT
GODDAMN IT, SOMETHING EVEN WORSE HAPPENED
FUCKING HELL WHY DID HE HAD TO DIE HE WAS SO AMAZING
>>119357517
here
>>119357846
YEAH GODDAMN IT IM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF, I FUCKED UP, GODDAMN IT!

>>119358503
>Were you going to rush and watch it, and maybe masturbate to it, if a middle schooler got raped to death?
Yes.
>Why haven't you already seen all of this show?
I got bored with Cat's bullshit narration over a roomba.

>Kizu is being delayed for ever so that they can perfectly animate the shinobu vs araragi handchop fight

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>>119358478
>>119358579
Yes, Kaiki Deishuu is dead. He never appears in the show again. He is not in the next arc, which doesn't chronologically take place at the end of the series.

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>>119358551
>being autistic
>going into a thread without even seeing the anime
>throwing a hissy fit over fake spoilers
>claiming /a/ is yours

The only shitposter here is you. Please leave.

>>119358715
I can't even tell who this is because of the sameface and samehair.

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>>119358715
>getting this upset over being called out as a shitposter

>>119358690
ghost

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>>119358690
..
What are you implying Senshougahara?

>>119358748
It's clearly Shinobu.

>>119358748
It's Hachibaru Hitako.

>>119358818
Ghosts don't eat meat.

Why does Kaiki have purple eyebags and why does he look so tired all the time?

>>119358883
dealing with shiteating kids who cant do anything on their own

>>119358907
But he had those before the dealt with the atrocious children

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>>119358883
Because he constantly has to deal with a bunch of high school kids' bullshit.

It's his own fault though and he knows it.

>>119358907
Why not just rape some cute girls? That'd burn off a lot of his stress.

>>119358874
>ghosts don't eat meat

Sounds like a new gag, if he did come back.

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>>119358907
well at least he doesn't do it for free

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>>119358690
>Hanamonogatari chronologically after Monogatari SS
>Kaiki appears
>Dead
Stupid crab.

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>>119358818
IT WAS SO OBVIOUS, WHY DIDN'T I PICKED THAT UP, OH, MAYBE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WATCH THE LAST EPISODE FUCK CUNT SHIT DAMN IT

Wait, so... if Kaiki was a ghost, and Numachi was a ghost... was Araragi a ghost too?

>>119359079
>>119358818
Can ghosts grow beards?

>tfw I need to gain atleast 6kg in the next few months because I'm underweight
>just saw all this meatporn in the hana episode
fuck, I'm really hungry now

>>119359168
They're all ghosts anon.

It's ghosts all the way down.

>>119359279
>I'm underweight
No, I don't know this feel, you lucky piece of shit.

>>119359219
Maybe. At the very least, you'd be dumb to treat something like that as grounds for thinking he's alive, because there's no particular reason why it would be against canon for a ghost to change appearance like that.

>>119359322
son underweights suffer heart problems like overweights too
only then overweights have probably more problems than us, especially social

>>119359279
Potatoes, red meat and ale, son, you'll be there in no time.

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>>119359496
I love casshew nuts, I'll buy them too

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>>119359370
Come back to me when you work out every day for a whole year and you still look like a blobby piece of shit.

>>119359587
>a blobby piece of shit.
Have you tried swimming?

>>119359587
hahahahahaha it's funny because u r fat

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Why are the environments in Monogatari so good?

>>119359694
combination of things
but mostly you can feel life in it.

>>119359587
Maybe you need to eat less anon.

>>119359587
You know it doesn't matter if you run for a couple of minutes if you stuff your face full of burgers afterwards, right?

>>119359621
Yes, I have swimmer's ear.

>>119359737
I don't eat that much, it's a genetic thing.

>>119359808

sorry to hear that
you need to stop swimming in some funky ass waters

>>119359808
No.
You eat too much, stop eating so much fatty.

>>119359808
Watch some Secret Eaters. You eat too much. Start eating only at home and weighing every single thing you eat and you'll see it.

>>119359808
Unless you are the next step in evolution and have figured out how to photosynthesize that is not the problem.

You just have to deal with not being comfortable all the time by being hungry.

>>119359897
>>119359943
>weighing every single thing you eat
>You just have to deal with not being comfortable all the time by being hungry.
Like I said, underweight people are lucky.

>>119360213
There is a middle ground between obese and underweight you know, faggot

>>119360414
Did I say there wasn't? No. But out of the two extremes, isn't one less problematic than the other?

>>119360213
You can eat well as long as you exercise and put those extra calories to use

>>119360547
You shouldn't have either. And it really isn't that fucking hard to lose weight if you put your mind to it. I knew a guy who weighed about 110 kgs, he's down to 80 now. He went to the gym for like half a year.

>>119360547
But it's your fault you got accustomed to eating too much. Thin people eat less because they are used to it.

>>119360599
Im that guy. Im not by any means toned but damm does it feels good able to see your penis

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Just watching Monogatari.
Holy shit why is Araragi such a fucking faggot.
Tsubasa is so much more likable than that cunt Hitagi. I fucking hate that faggot.

>>119360734
All of it? Because then you would have your answer anon unless you are an idiot.

>>119360812
I just stopped at Episode 5.
But still, even since Bake she was best girl.
Crab a SHIT.

>>119360872
>im a faggot, please rape my face

What the fuck are you even talking about? Cat hardly even shows up in the first 5 episodes.

This is some terrible bait.

>>119331110
>http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm
Heart is dead now

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>>119330094
whit is the joke behind this OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIEztK_gwQ

>>119361347
Kogarashi Sentiment is no joke.

>>119333057
Would be better if it cut off right as Araragi finished his WoW but still good.

>>119361120
Are you fucking stupid, this is her fucking second arc.
Please go back to Reddit, you clearly belong there, fuckface.

>>119359694
Because Shaft is filled with closeted interior designers.

>>119361347
The shit old school subs are the best part.

>>119356053
>>119356299
Back, I just finished Medusa.

All I have to say is "Coming soon... No pun intended." is incredibly lewd for Snake.

>>119361501
Good job not specifying season idiot.
And that's her third arc.

How are you this stupid?

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>>119361631
>anything being too lewd for snake

Are we watching the same show?

>>119361788
Have you read Nadeko Pool? She's more than lewd.

>>119361788
>That lewd vagina shadow on her thigh
Why is she so perfect?

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I want to be frisked by Mamaragi.

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>>119361840
Best lips

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>>119361819
Lewder than lewd?

>>119361788
Well, I guess what I mean is she takes a confidence in her lewdness that wasn't there prior to Medusa.

But then, that's generally true of all her characteristics, it appears.

>>119361840
>>119361869
EXTREMELY LEWD

>>119361869
>Ara ara!~
...
...
...
...
>...gi.

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>>119361896
Yeah, it's on bakatsuki and it's like just 2 pages.

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>>119361896
Snake is lewdness personified.

>>119362012
I dunno, it's not like I don't want to read it, but I'd rather watch the anime version first then read it; it's why I haven't read Kizu yet.

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>>119361819
>"Nadeko wishes for the ball in her butt to be removed too!"

What in the actual fuck.

>>119362036
>normal hair
>scrunchy

I didn't know divinity was curable. That makes me hopeful for the end of the second series.

>>119362036
Jesus, this is non-stop pandering. And that dude implied it'd be out of place for her to be shown being raped to death!

>>119361555
10/10 post

Also trips.

>>119362165
Because it's not rape if you enjoy it.

>>119361631
>All I have to say is "Coming soon... No pun intended." is incredibly lewd for Snake.
Are you joking or did you really take it that way? Asking because that translation does seem to obscure what the pun actually was.

>>119362165
>lying around in sleepwear
>raped to death

Pretty much the same thing.

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>>119362116
>it's why I haven't read Kizu yet
kaka, I hope you're immortal anon kizunever

>>119362135
It was probably a pun that didn't translate well.

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bat>bird>kaiki>bee>snail>crab>doll>monkey>cat>shit>snake

>>119362256
Almost equally fappable.

>>119362135
Oh shit, she's starting to lay eggs.

>>119362165
SHAFT doesn't have the balls to show actual sex.

>>119362233
Well, that's what the sub's said. Why? Would "coming soon...I hope," be a better translation?

>>119362257
Now anon, it's not quite that innocent.
http://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/01/25/kappa-to-shirikodama-kappa-and-the-small-anus-ball/

Snake a slut.

>>119362233
Translator was DeadFish, btw.

Crab > cat = bat = phoenix = bee = monkey = doll > snake

>>119333057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxpQ9iSr5OE

>>119362135
I would ram my fist into Nadeko's butthole to extract her soul and then fuck it like an onahole.

>>119362350
They could have portrayed it with a series of tasteful extra close ups of the snakes penetrating her all over and abstract representations of her vaginal and anal prolapses gushing enough blood to kill her.

Waifu wars will never end, but I think we can all agree that Ougi is worst girl.

>>119362388
I will never doubt Snake's lewdness again.

>>119362362
It's a "kamingu" (coming) and "kami" (god) pun

>>119362135
>not knowing what a Kappa does

>>119362466
I'm curious about her.

She's just turned up, and it seems she's only causing trouble. She's also uncanny as fuck.

>>119362388
>You have a magical ball in your butt, and kappa want it.
Why is Nadeko Kappa not an arc yet? Why Nisio?

>>119362449
That's not what I mean, they already pretty much showed all that in the first season with the snakes.

>>119362583
I know what it does. My disbelief was that Nadeko straight up told Koyomi onii-chan to violate her tight asshole.

>>119362482
That is quite funny, but really doesn't work in English...

>>119362635
It's not the same if she doesn't die, anon...

>>119362655
Maybe they could have localized it as "Godspeed, me." or something.

>>119362645
...and, in the process, kill her.

That's quite fucked up.

>>119353740
But you will.

>>119362719
...I don't get that one.

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>>119362709
>>119362732

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>>119330094
>>119331649
>>119331925
>>119331934
This is the best girl.

>>119331964
>>119330798
>>119358690
>>119361347
This is a piece of shit.

>>119362266
doesnt really matter what order its in except that snake is always last

>>119362719
They should have just wrote it Kami-ng soon if they wanted to bother with it since it's actually a pun on English.

>>119362781
I'm just trying to translate the pun, rather than the exact meaning.

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>>119362807

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>>119362466
>Ougi
>worst girl

>>119362891
>Ougi
>girl

>>119361710
>Good job not specifying season idiot.
I posted the fucking screenshot, you spreglord, learn to read the filenames.

>>119362843
>it's actually a pun on English
It isn't though. "Kami" is not a word you would encounter in English normally, while a Japanese speaker probably understands what "coming soon" means. But the point is kinda moot because this is Monogatari.

>>119362843
>>119362845
I think the spirit of what was said is more important than what was actually said, so I think "Coming soon...no pun intended" works best.

>>119362807
> not liking tsuntsun crab
> not liking tsundere crab
> not liking deredere crab
> not liking long hair crab
> not liking short hair crab
do you even waifu?

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>>119362936
That's the joke, genius.

>>119363018
But leaving it as it is doesn't really translate the spirit of it, there's no discernible pun there in English.

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>>119330154
EVER

>>119363058
Ha! I figured she wasn't real.

OUGI DID EVERYTHING WRONG

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>>119362832
this is true.

>>119363164
Yeah, they already pretty much said what she is in Tsuki.

>>119363165
*Araragi

>>119362975
>using English words
>not a pun on English

Am I being rused? The average Japanese probably knows what coming soon means just like the average English anime viewer would know what kami means.

>>119363138
Yes there is, because just prior to that she was talking about how she'd enslave Araragi to do lewd things with.

In the context "coming soon... no pun intended" works quite well.

>>119363212
I've only just finished Medusa, mate.

Why do people hate snake?

I thought she was cute. Sadly she is barely relevant.

>>119363261
Take it as a hint. Well, it's not like all her conversations don't point out to it.

>>119363295
Yeah, it's fairly obvious.

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>>119363278
>barely relevant
wat

>>119363278

Horny slut.