Delicious sweaty lolis
I always have this image of loli threads being like a secret signal that gets sent up, then all the paedos come slithering in, like snakes into a nest. Then after a few hours a mod smashes the nest and they all run away to other threads, until the next loli thread is made.
Seriously, you massacred that shit.
Makes me feel things I didn't want to feel though.
BECAUSE I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
>you will never be a cute little girl
>you will never be a ctue little elementary school girl with equally cute elementary school girl friends and neighbors.
>you will never host or attend little girl slumber parties on Friday night after a long day of school.
>you will never, together with your cute friends, spend the whole night together eating sweets and Pepsi whiile watching spooky Disney classics on a 50" plasma TV, shrieking cutely and tightly hugging each other during the Headless Horseman forest and chase scenes.
>You will never take a long, relaxing post-movie nap with your cute little girl friends while unconsciously hug and caress each other, and have your first kiss with your best friend, in the middle of the night.
>You will never wake up, next morning, teary-eyed with your cute girl friends, each with messy hair and half-dressed from all the innocent but lewd nightly action.
>You will never proceed to have breakfast with your cute girly friends lovingly prepared by your milf mother who will say: "Ara Ara, An-chan, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Don't get all stuffed with breakfast, I am baking you the biggest keki full of sweets!!"
>You will never take a long, relaxing bath with your friends, since they are all little girls, they can all go bathe toghether.
>You will never have your milf mother put your cutesy pastel-colored dresses for you and your friends outside of the bathroom for you to change.
>You will never wear cutesy frilly mahou shoujo halloween dresses along with your friends and spend the whole day playing with you at your Mahou-shoujo themed birthday party.
Why go on living, /a/?
because we skipped the young love phase. we didn't have a love story when we were young, and we wont in the future. so we wont never have a little daughter we can play with. we can only identify ourselves as them in our dream anime world.
How does your dream anime world loli persona look like, /a/?
I see myself as a classy twintail/drill-haired blonde ojou wearing elaborate victorian-age ball dressed while being scorted by my personal guard of castrated third-world brown shotas while riding one of them like a horsey.
Similar experience. I'm 10 years older than my 2 sisters (I'm 24 now) and I helped raise them. Change their diapers, rock them to sleep, babysit them, etc.
I accidentally taught them pseudo-swears like "buttcheek" and "buttface" because I didn't want to use harmful language with them. They still call me it to this day.
This is why anime fans have a bad reputation.
>Did you also brushed their teeth?
I did to both of them a few times when they were around 9 or 10. Like all kids, they hated brushing their teeth and my mother told me to do it when I brought it up. They eventually followed suit once they saw me brushing my teeth everyday.
> I am training my niece to call me XXX-oniichan
Isn't onii-chan just fine? I think XXX-oniichan is a little more formal than just onii-chan.
Okay, I made the list. Let's keep things documented.
They are the only source of the coveted lolijuice.
They're truely evil. EVIL!
I agree, pedos need to die and loli attraction is wrong. I'd even say the wrongest thing ever.
Seem great. I put this cartoon at 6p.m
Some of the borderline lolis are pretty cute, although I honestly wouldn't consider the Yurus borderline, they seem to have passed that mark (dem hips!). Still extremely cute.
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My new playmat.
Will fit nicely with pic related sleeves.
It must be nice not being a turbo autist, every time my niece comes around i just stare at her until she leaves, she probably thinks i am angry.
>dem glistening wet loli bodies
>dem water droplets running along their decilicous anatomy
>dem Miyu toes
>dat ivory/ebony skin contrast.
The day of the rope cannot come soon enough.
I'm thinking about buying this to add to my collection. Dem loli books son.
So true. Middle schoolers with breast and real women features are so much better.
Hello Mayu-chan, how's your career as an amateur ero-manga artist going?
I love Mikan. And her marshmallow. Hopefully the Mikan pantsu episode gets animated.
At the very least, watch episode 11 of Motto To-Love Ru. Mikan is indeed best girl and the second half of that episode is all about her. The image I posted from that episode is from one of the hottest scenes I've ever seen animated. And it's merely ecchi.