Why was it so good? >That animation >That service >Araragi

is that a QB cookie

>>119196675
sasuga SHAFT

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>>119196675
Probably

I still can't get over Araragi being 5'6, what the hell does that faggot eat?

>>119196642
They expect to make giant piles of jewgold with Final Season so they decided to up the effort to begin with.

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>>119196812
Nipfood.

>>119196812
Hey, I'm 5'6

asians aren't tall like disgusting white gorillas

>>119197017
Then how do you reach the pedals in your car?

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>>119197017
>Hey, I'm 5'6
>5'6
>~167 cm

>>119197033
>>119197017
Betteer question, how do you reach the pedals in your car while also being able to at least see through, or preferably over the steering wheel?

>>119197076
Not that guy but I'm 5'7".
The same way women do.

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>>119196812
For real? Man I guess I really could beat that little faggot in a fight.

>>119197118
Letting somebody else drive the car?

>>119197076
Joke's on you, I don't have a driver's license

>>119197076
I'm 5'1" and I have no problem driving.

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>being obsessed with something you have no control over

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Thought provoking themes.

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Deep plot and storytelling.

>>119197076
A better question would be what kind of car are you driving that makes you think someone arararagi's height wouldn't be able to see over the steering.

>>119197059
>>119197033
>>119197076
Isn't 5'6 is like slightly less than avarage height for males in europe?

>>119198027
Maybe if you are living in Russia or another third world European country.

>>119198027
>Isn't 5'6 is like slightly less than avarage height for females in europe?

FTFW

>>119196642
>That animation
Only for the first 20 minutes, then it's season 2 all over again.

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So what does everyone think of ClareN

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HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

>>119198565
You are right, especially scenes like >>119196877
Where the characters look like boxes

Let's see how the Blurays turn out

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Would you protect her from the ground?

>>119198729
Yeah, Shinobu was perfect in this scene. And then later with those pseudo-horns. Got a screencap of that?

>>119198782
I want a lot more of her

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>>119198798
No, I'm too distracted by how cute Shinobu is.

Does Kagenui actually think she could take on a full power Shinobu?

>>119196642
Overrated pretentious shit

>>119199005
ok

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>Shinobu will never cover for you
Why is she so awesome?

>>119197076
How do you think grrrls drive when that's taller then their average height?

>>119199115
One sitting on the other's shoulders.

So how much more will shaft animate?
The movie and one more season?

When are good subs coming out?

>>119199141
Everything.

>>119198973
I don't think she does, but making it look like she's scared would only make things worse.

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I don't get it, do his sisters seriously lust over this chode, or is it just his Vampire Charisma at work?

I started re watching the entire series before Tsuki came out and I'm still not sure. and why can't 3d sisters be like 2d imoutos?

>>119198924
I loved the scene where she told him she'd turn him into a full vampire if he was about to die.

>>119199279
He doesn't have that power, they even addressed it before.

>>119199279
They've always wanted the araragi.

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>>119199279
Women ain't nothing but bitches and hos

2D women aren't real and can be ideal

We have had this conversation before

>>119199279
Araragi doesn't have vampire charm, he's just naturally like that.

Imagine if he did have it.

>>119197076
you can adjust the car seat?

>>119198635
It sounds the same.

>Tsuki
>good
>Hana
>bad

0/10

>>119199765
That one annoying kanbarufag detected.

>>119198737
Not sure if trolling, or rather I know you're trolling, but I think the first part was well animated for shaft's standard

>>119199807
Man, as a Kanbarufag even I'm ashamed of that anon's opinion. Hanamonogatari was good for character development and a few little things but overall Tsuki was just better.

>>119199807
I don't even like Kanbaru, Tsuki was just bad and Shinobu was the only noteworthy thing about it.

Just finished watching, best Monogatari since Bake, 10/10 OST fucking when.

>>119199765

Hana is bad because too many lesbians.

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I'm wondering how the "vampires don't reflect" thing works now. Obviously the sun light hits his body and he has a shadow. This means on the physics side, he is still normal. But then the reflection part, which is fundamentally the same principle as seeing him/having shadows, is broken. Is the physics in Araragi universe broken or did the writer not know about physics?

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>>119199917
>...but overall Tsuki was just better.

refer to:
>>119199279
>>119198924
>>119197292

Tsuki had visuals and PLOT, Hana had those too, but a better story and characters to boot. I'm by no means saying Kanbaru/ lesbian girl are better then Yotsugi/ Shinobu by any stretch of the imagination, but her episode was far more interesting then Tsukis plot.

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>>119196642

>>119200032
It's literally magic.

>>119200032
Bringing up physics in a metaphors-are-literal universe.

I liked both. Hana had better themes and plot. Tsuki had better fanservice and worldbuilding.

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>>119199578
international standards are nice for communicating across different cultures but different cultures have their own traditions and when we are talking about specific cultures we should take that into account

>>119200032
>trying to autistically explain vampire powers
>in Monogatari
I think you missed the entire point of this series.

>>119200032
As long as people believe the legend states they don't, they don't.

>>119200032
The "No Reflection" thing has been ripped off since Dracula and probably before, Stoker said that it is because vampires are unholy beings that don't have light work the same way for them.

>>119200039
The last part of Tsuki is all build up for later parts. All in all, it's not about being a standalone story but rather to start connect the dots.

Dat Hitagi at the end

Best girl

>>119200039
Tsuki is obvious foreshadowing for what is about to go down, I haven't even read the fucking novels and I caught that
meanwhile Hana is literally a side-story for Kanbaru development

it also had better visuals than Hana, and much more fanservice
I wasn't impressed by anything back then

>>119196812
this is the internet.
We all make over $100,000 a year, have 9 inch dicks and are all 6'4''+

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Would you abuse the Yotsu?

>>119200063
SHAFT confirmed for bro

>>119200039
I'm ignoring the fanservice-y parts in both deliberately because I know I can't contain my bias and I'll just give all my points to Hanamonogatari. So I have to remove them to get a better look at the other things they did, like overall impact on the world.

Tsukimonogatari expanded the Exorcists for us who have been an integral part of the series as a whole from both the foreground and behind the scenes.
It was also Yozuru's Koimonogatari. That story which gave us another way to view her. True, it didn't go in as far as Koi did into Kaiki's thoughts but it gave us a clearer view of how nice she can be without losing sight of her job as solidified with her proclamation to Araragi that "I don't use my powers on humans".
To Yozuru, while she's self-righteous, she is still self-aware enough to at least keep normal humans out of it.
Tsuki was the booster shot Yozuru needed.

>>119200294
Little girls aren't allowed to work.
Little girls don't need 9 inches.
Little girls are little.

So will we get the next book animated before or after Kizu?

Why did no one like Hana? I thought it was great.

>>119200284
Ougi is araragi, to beat ougi they have to reveal her true identity.
She sticked a snail-like oddity to oshino and thats why he's missing
Oshino saves ougi by keeping up the lie that its his niece.

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>>119200294
I disagree

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>>119200294
Butthurt manlet detected

>>119200365
Kana asumi doing a monologue for like 30 minutes was enough to put me to sleep.

Numachi isn't all that interesting. Kaiki and ararararagi were the highlights.

>>119200307
No
Never
Why would even ask that?

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>>119200307

>>119200373
Why the fuck are you randomly posting spoilers when literally nobody asked you to?

>>119200454
>use spoiler tags
>dont expect spoilers
Speaks for the misuse of spoiler tags.

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These episodes had some good faces

>>119200365
Numachi's speech brought down the story a bit. While she was necessary for Kanbaru's development. She was basically out of nowhere and she droned on for 1 1/2 episodes. Now we all love Nisio talking but this wasn't the usual back and forth banter. It was one girl speaking and that's difficult to make interesting.

>>119200063
wut

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Shinobu and Gahara were perfect this time around. My fucking heart.

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>>119200484

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>>119200450
Is there any greater joy than bullying the little girl?

>>119200307
No. I'd do other things to her.

>>119200564

If by little girl you mean imouto, then I'd have no reason not to concur

>>119198973
Oshino and three gangbangers did it

>All that blue and orange contrast
Cheap

Fucking hell there's so much damn Monogatari shit coming out now, I didn't even see the last two announced.

>>119200743
Sneaky heart steal probably won't work twice.

>>119198973
Depends. She would probably fight a Full-powered, non-suicidal Kiss-shot just to get off but I don't think she's so unaware that she wouldn't know she wouldn't get absolutely fucked up.

The fact she shit-talks Shinobu is fucking amazing. Even if she's just the former-Kiss-shot. She's still got the potential to revert and Shinobu is probably going to remember that upstart to gave her lip

Full OP February 4th

Get hype

>>119200760
>not liking orange mint

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>>119200772
>He doesn't have an RSS reader built into his torrent client
Step it up

>>119198973
Given that alternate timeline where Shinobu destroyed the world when Araragi died, I'm gonna say "no"

>>119200373
>he thinks this is my first week on /a/
you're way late with those spoilers buddy

I can't get enough of Monogatari, it's so good.

>>119200032
It's magic, they don't have to explain shit.
>>119200373
Well, fuck you then.

Why is there no good Monogatari Manga? I'm too pleb to read a page of words, and the anime seems to admit all the important details.

Why does Japan do this?

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>Shinobu will not allow Araragi to die
Shinobu-end confirmed

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Don't mind me, just posting best girl

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>>119201013
The manga will read like this. If that's how you want your manga, you may as well just read the LN

>>119201013
Wouldn't a manga omit even more details? I mean you can fit more words into an anime than a manga unless you plan on going full CAD tier.

>>119201036
She doesn't do a very good job in mayoi hell

>>119201036
But anon, Hitagi End was already confirmed

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What does he see /a/?

No seriously, what do they have on her figurine?

>>119201110
Hitagi is mortal, Araragi is not.

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>>119201110

Hitagi end isn't the END, if you catch my drift

>>119201146
lewd underwear.

Who is the wizard's seiyuu? He sounded like Takehito Koyasu.

>>119201110
Hitagi isn't immortal

>implying she isn't fucking Kaiki whenever Araragi's doing lewd shit with sisters or loli slaves

So is there a way to filter posts that use spoiler tags?

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>>119201146

Atleast it will be more pure the Shinobus scale.

Also, what was with this episode and name dropping figurines? They did it for the Fire sisters, Yotsugi, and Kagenui.

>>119201230
Why cant jewt just allow fucking sound already?

>>119201241
Yeah, dont look at them you tremendous autist.

I wish Donuts had been voiced by Aya, her voice isn't lewd enough.

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>>119201241

Stop looking at them you imbecile.

>>119201146
Whats the best pantsu?

Nopan

>>119201102
And that had such tragic consequences.

>>119201177
>>119201195

Didn't think people wouldn't actually get the pun.

>>119201182
I choose to pretend I don't understand. Explain to me as you would an immortal loli explaining the concept of a possibly expanded lifespan to her servant.

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>>119201241
if you have a web dev addon of some kind then block the <s> tag.
>>119201321
Shinobu best pantsu

>>119201013
A ploy for high quality doujins, and it's obviously working.

>>119200819

Then again, Oshino managed to steal Kiss-shot's fucking heart without her even noticing. And Kagenui is the strongest specialist, an expert in exterminating immortal oddities. I wouldn't be too sure about the result.

>>119201331
It was so fucking stupid that people pretended you were being serious, because that would reflect better on your intelligence.

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>>119201230
standard resolution

>>119201282
Pre-order now, only at ANIPLEX+!

>>119201362
Oshino stole the heart from a depressed Kiss-shot. She was basically at her weakest mentally. If Kiss-shot existed now that she's gone through her character development and decided she actually wants to live again, Yozuru wouldn't stand a chance.

If Yozuru had been in Kizumonogatari instead of Oshino, I think she could have actually probably brute-forced her way into getting the heart successfully but Kizu was heavily influenced by the fact Kiss-shot wasn't really giving that many fucks about living.

>>119201362
Then again, they got wiped in the alternate timeline. Their success before was because Kiss-Shot was actively trying to die.

>>119200307
I would abuse her holes.

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>>119198798
Here

>>119196877
I didn't even release that was Tsukihi's op when i first watched it you're blowing my mind

>>119201466
Yes.

It's a great scene. Yotsugi had to kill a man to show everyone she's a monster, but for Shinobu words are enough.

>>119201524
I don't think that declaring your protection of someone is exactly monsterish, but then again I'm a massive Shinobufag.

>>119201442
>Then again, they got wiped in the alternate timeline.

There they had to fight all of humanity turned zombies, in addition to Kiss-shot herself.

>>119201524
>>119201667
If the wizard was the only one as powerful as Kagenui and Ononoki one shotted him. A weak Shinobu could beat her easily.

My question, why didn't they just BTFO Kagenui if he comes a vamp again?

>>119201830
That sort of implies they didn't realize it was happening until it was already over, which makes no sense, considering how crazily informed they all are about everything. It implies they could do nothing to stop her.

>>119196723
>no Mechazawa

>>119201875
Kagenui seems awfully confident about her ability to take on vampires, so it's unsettling to them. It's not something you want to try.

>>119201875
They never said Tadatsuru was as powerful as Yozuru, they said he was an immortal oddity hunter like Yozuru and that the parallels come from that.

Also Yozuru probably has a way to deal with oddities like Araragi who aren't used to their powers. We know she can take a Teen Shinobu-level Araragi in a straight fight and that's around the level he was when he fought I think either Episode or Guillotinecutter.

>>119201910
Well yea, that was the whole point of Gaen setting up their time travel arc, simply because when she kills Araragi later she didn't want Shinobu destroying the world.

>>119201875
He didn't really put much of a fight, because I think he wanted her to kill him.
The last second you can see him smile.

>>119201969
Wouldn't that just make Shinobu kill Gaen and company without destroying the world as collateral damage?

>>119202237
Shinobu was a bit upset and got carried away.

How is this shit subbed already?

>>119202418
DAISUKI did it.

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>>119200246

She was the perfect way to end it.

Such a great arc.

>>119202418
It got subbed last year.

>>119202459
>DAISUKI
dropped

>>119202530
Yeah, the subs are shit. But they tell you what is going on.

Its good. My dick was so hard I had to take breaks watching all of it.

Can't wait for all those Ononoki doujins.

>>119202625
It's not easy to translate shit like 鬼いちゃん.

>>119202625
>>119202665
Also Shinobu speaks in somewhat old Japanese and Yodzuru in Kansai-ish dialect.

>>119197138
>Ararafit being defeated by some /a/utist
Don't think so.

>>119202665
"demon big brother"
It doesn't keep the pun, but it isn't fucking stupid like "big demo-ther".

>>119202848
Why not keep is as
>Oni~chan
or
>Oni i~chan

>>119202955
because anime fans are illiterate

>>119202955
That's valid if you assume exposure to a decent amount of Japanese language. I don't think it's wise for commercial translations to assume that.

>>119200307
Never, I would dress like her and act as her funny sidekick.
Of course we would do lewd things every once in a while.

>>119203065
To counter my own point: it's a translation for Monogatari, which probably isn't going to be enjoyable if you don't have a baseline knowledge of Japanese. So I guess "Oni-chan" is fine.

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So what's the worst arc so far and why is it Karen Bee

Tsukihi just keeps getting better and better, didn't think it would be possible

>>119203179
Not even close, Nadeko snake was really shitty.

>>119203179

Nah, it's totally Neko.

>>119203151
>it's a translation for Monogatari, which probably isn't going to be enjoyable if you don't have a baseline knowledge of Japanese

That's a baseless assumptionlly. Ultimately you can use notes to convey what subs eloquently can't. And it's not like notes are an uncommon practice even outside anime.

>>119203337
Tsukihi was always good, the only people who have thought otherwise were filthy secondaries.

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>>119203344
but it had best girl in it, how can it be bad?

>>119203179
Nadeko snake when it was airing.

>>119203179
Nadeko Snake was the worst. Nadeko wasn't even a main character in her own arc

>>119203428
Go away snakefag.

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>>119203344
No, just no.

Why did Tsukihi start saying nya?

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>>119203486
make me, catfag

>>119203507
Maybe she found a stray cat?

>>119203428
>>119203496
You are posting images from medusa.

We are talking about snake.

>>119203622
snakefags btfo

>>119203507
Nisio's been watching too much Love Live.

Fu~nya

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I laughed at this for a couple minutes
Why was it so funny

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>>119203622
>>119203637

>>119203622
Snake was pretty iffy on the quality when it aired, I remember that. Plus, I'll be the first to admit that Nadeko wasn't one of my favorite characters until Koimono.

I wanna see suruga court animated real bad.

Glorious kanbaru in a frilly outfit playing basketball.

>>119203760
I'm still surprised she had her own futon when the girls were staying over

>>119203760
Gothic Lolita Kanbaru slam jamming Araragi. I'd watch that.

>>119203755
Snake was almost all stills when it aired.

On top of that it was only a really short setup arc for Hanekawa's and the events of Nise.

>>119196642

No nipples, into the trash.

>>119200373
Fuck.

>>119203898
I don't think that was a deliberate choice. I think she only put out two futons assuming one of the girls would roll over to her side at some point.

Araragi questions why there isn't three futons knowing that Kanbaru was trying to get up in his Imouto Game.

>>119202472
Dad stop telling lame jokes

>>119203899
Gothic Lolita Kanbaru telling Ararararagi to poar teh tea.

>>119203977
Rozen Suruga. It's just a show about a bunch of Kanbaru dolls playing basketball and drinking tea. The only way to become the Rozen Suruga is to slam the other dolls so hard in a basketball match that they give up on living

So, Owari when?

>>119201282
I believe those lines are verbatim from the novel. Blame Nisio's penchant for being meta.

>>119204765
Kizu: We aren't going to be able to animate this!

Or something along those lines.

>>119203179
>Karen Bee
It had the toothbrush scene, it can't be the worst arc.
This arc was boring the story-wise imo.

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Dayum son, dat whole fucking bath scene. My boner was pleased.

>>119204801
Yeah that was the running joke of Kizu, he kept trying to write things that were impossible to animate or show on TV

>>119204855
Toothbrush scene was part of Tsukihi Phoenix

>>119203408
she has terrible personality
she would break your finger just because you pissed her off a bit.
she is sexy but that's all going for her

>>119203065
Yeah, but they leave "shikigami" and "tsukumogami" untranslated without ever defining them, so I'm chalking it up to a lack of competence.

Many of the lines were poorly worded or worded so awkwardly as to change the meaning drastically.

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not enough of Kagenui's feet

>>119204855
>>119204927
Bee had the Ragi mouthing his sister to take her sickness. It also had fire sisters sleeping nude. Or the fight scene between Koyomi and Karen.

I think

>>119204861
You just know that they're going to bitch out on Kiss-shots memory technique.

>Hey bro, stick your hand in your head and swish that bitch around. That's the best way to remember something.

>>119204927
Oh yeah? I see
But still Karen bee was good enough because the kiss/implied sex for Karen's fever.

Post more Yotsu nikkas

>>119204801
Our when Hitagi said her seiyuu was excellent before an anime was even in production. Not that she's wrong, mind you.

>>119205093
Oh that Nisio. What will he do next?

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>Nadeko mentioned

Fucking dropped.

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>You will never be Hitagi's Koykoyo

Why live?

>>119203179
hana or the cat one

>>119204765
Shinobu and Araragi had a long talk about how Araragi was watching precure despite the season that he was watching hadn't came out in the year that the LN was set in yet.

Or Hitagi talking about how her and Hanekawa really bonded doing the audio commentary for Bakemonogatari.

>>119205439
oh come on

at least make the skirt darker

>>119204958
Could she stand on the ground if she wore a pair of really long shoes?

Does Tsuki take place before or after Hana?

>>119204946
>Yeah, but they leave "shikigami" and "tsukumogami" untranslated without ever defining them, so I'm chalking it up to a lack of competence.
There is no English equivalent. They are special magic creatures of Buddhist and Shinto origin respectively. There is no way to translate without cliff-notes.

tsukumogami is Buddist in origin, changing its meaning over time but in general relate to the idea that really old inanimate objects, usually made by humans, can become alive and sentient. Many Japanese monsters are tsukumogami, with the classic one being an umbrella with one eye and long tongue.

Shikigami is Shinto, and is a type of magic servant created by Onmyojis, Japanese Sorcerers. Shikigami are inanimate objects deliberately infused with sous via magic and become servants. The traditional portrayal is of origami humanoids made of paper, as you saw near the end of the show.

Try to explain these two terms via translation alone is impossible.

>>119205589
Before. They talk about snake's incident and being out of the hospital.

Also, you don't see araragi with a gay car and getup.

Why is this so hard to understand?

>>119203179
Hana or Nadeko Snake.

Hana was more boring while Nadeko Snake was terrible from a production perspective.

>>119205649
i havent seen it yet

>>119204946
Who cares? It's not like anyone's watching monogatari for the narrative

Does hair cutting signifiy the lose of virignity? That cutting scene at the end of hana was too lewd.

>>119205696
>siblings
those guys are over being siblings.

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>>119196675
>>119196714
>>119196723
>>119200063
>>119200312
>>119200497

>>119205724
This would make sense but nobody ever fucks Nadeko or Tsubasa

>>119205696
>freak out about being a vampire
>suddenly, imouto wants the D
Well.

>>119205724
It signifies personality change
Except when it comes to Tsuhiki

>>119205724
No its character development

>>119205724
Nisio has a hair cutting fetish

>>119205724
It signifies a sense of change. Linked with the seasons of agriculture, a fundamental principle of modern human. When you cut the hair, you are asking for a change in not only appearance but also mentally.

Or in Buddhism, cutting hair signifies letting go of the past.

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>>119205696
>average laundry room leads into fuckhuge bathroom

>>119200321
Yozuru was present in Tsuki like twice, comparing it to Koi in that aspect is ridiculous.

Specialists played a bigger role than usual but we learned very little about them comparatively.

>>119205790
>implying Nadeko doesn't fuck herself

She has plenty of snakes, Anon, she doesn't need something as silly as a man or penis.

>>119205869
When I have my own house, I'm building a bathroom like that.

>>119205869
rich people

>>119205869
It's not real, anon.

>>119205869
It's exaggerated.

It's actually just average size.

>>119205869
>It is not a bath as spacious as the anime version, or rather it is an average sized bath for an average family

>>119205869
The fourth-wall breaking text cards address that, specifically saying the anime version is much larger than the average bathroom imagined by the author.

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>>119205869

>>119199765
Hana was subpar because it was just listening to that boring dead girl talk about boring shit for two hours.

>>119205986
If the two would've made out at least once, Hana would've shot close to the top of the arc list.

They really should've drawn out that attraction/tension between them.

>>119200032
Physics doesn't mean shit in monogatari. It's apparent right from the first episode with Hitagi weighing only 5kg.

>>119206066
Hana was way too drawn out as it is. If anything they needed to cut 30 or 40 minutes off of it and replace ghost girl talking about herself with, as you said, more tension and attraction.

>>119205763
sakura a qt

>>119205984
>[ALL CAPS]
still waiting for commie

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>>119206066
They do make out though. During the ED. Though I get what you mean, they really should have pulled their shit together and made the Kanbaru/Numachi sexual tension actually tintillating/canon

>>119206154
Daisuki > Commie

>>119206146
Numachis long ass monologue was the only time I ever felt bored watching Monogatari.

Why don't people like hana? I thought it was a pretty great arc, I'd even say it was better than/equal to tsuki .

>>119201051

Great scene. Shinobu was so fucking cute throughout. Tsukihi and Youtsugi-chan were also very adorable. Great overall.

Not much going on as far as really important or interesting plot, and the animation was hit or miss, great sometimes, and a little lazy in other places, (but that's SHAFT for you, and I love them anyway,) but all the girls were cute, Kagenui was badass and elegant as usual, and good God DAT FANSERVICE was just fucking choice.

>>119200032
>I'm wondering how the "vampires don't reflect" thing works now.
Monogatari world works via human belief. Reality changes depending on human culture.

In real life, the reflect myth came from the fact that mirrors were once coated with silver, and silver is anti-evil. Also there is another interpretation of saying the mirror shows the soul, and that vampire don't have souls.

None of that matters in Monogatari though, as their rules are very well defined; if enough humans believe in it, then it comes true. If people stop believing, or change their belief, the truth becomes undone and evolve to something else.

>>119206338
Lack of yuri

>>119206241
That was the OP, it just played at the end

>>119206338
As the thread has stated. Numachi's long ass monologue. That's pretty much it. Normally Monogatari is pretty solid on how it dishes out information but that just dragged on something fierce. At least we got Kaiki before it and Araragi after it.

It was the second time in my entire life where I was actually excited to see Araragi, the first time was Neko White when he became a bad motherfucker and one-hit an oddity of Kako's level while being actually, legitimately, cool as fuck. Like Oshino levels of cool for that one moment.

>>119206338
It's not that I don't like hana. It's just that it doesn't live up to the rest of the series. I still enjoyed it. It just could've been so much better.

>>119205763
Who are the girls in brown uniforms?

>>119206338
It didn't to the work to get its audience invested in the Kanbaru-Numachi dynamic, then dragged like hell in the middle as Numachi has a massive monologue with few interesting visuals to back it up. Conversely, during the long info dump in Tsukimonogatari, the visuals frequently cut to Shinobu and Yotsugi playing in the background which keeps things entertaining throughout.

I'm sick of all this fighting over the girls, I'll just take Kagenui and go sit in a tree somewhere.

>>119206414
Oh, that actually was? My downloads have it as OP as well but I distinctly remember it being at the end so I figured they fucked up and just misnamed the OP and ED.

Putting it at the start would have been a terrible idea if it wasn't canon. It'd just be setting up for a relationship that never happens in show

>>119206338
Too much yuri.

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>Body of a middle schooler.

/a/ doesn't like Numachi? Plebs.

>>119200063
I miss Snail.

>>119206594
I hope you like pegging

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>>119206676
Kazumi anime when?

>>119206702
Who doesn't?

>>119206606
Yeah, the ED always have the stylized characters like>>119198635

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>>119206676

>>119206793
People who aren't gay.

>>119206829
Six years, it's taken me that long to realize all the ED are in the same style. That'll teach me to be shit-tier and skip the EDs after watching the once

>>119203937
Shaft has never done nipples except with Ef.

>>119206338
I liked Hana, and I thought it was a great adaption and very well animated.

It's just one of the weaker novels. Nomachi isn't that interesting of a character and she got a ton of screen time. And the actual themes weren't that interesting, and frankly, as much as I love Kanbaru, she's just not very entertaining as a narrator.

>>119206830
RRRG should tap that.

>>119206492
Hidamaris I guess.

>>119206906
Shinobu had nipples

>>119206906
Popotan had them.

>>119206830
>>119206676

I don't know their ages but my 13 year old imouto confirms this.

It's definitely one of the best *gataris. Real fun

>>119207100
If Karen is about to start high school then she's 14 or 15, and Tsukihi is a year younger

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So, is Tsuki's ED the best Monogatari ED? At least in terms of animation, I think it tops the rest of them.

>>119207206
best one was still Bake for me

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Why don't Karen and Tsuki consent to a threesome since they both want Ararararagi so much?

>>119197292
>>119197332
>buy the bds.exe

>>119207206

Bake's the best, I think.

Tsuki's was great, too.

>>119207292
because they're siblings

>>119207206
Who are some of these people supposed to be?

From top left to right, it looks like Hanekawa, Senjougahara, Nadeko (?) Kanbaru

Then bottom left to right, Yozuru, blank, Oshino, Kaiki, Ougi(?)

>>119198973
Doubtful. And the audience knows even a team up of Oshino, Kagenui and Kaiki would die like dogs.

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>>119207307
Not going to lie... I'm sold.

>>119207292
my meat expands to a size larger than the universe.

>>119207292
>sharing things with youre sister/sibling

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Could anyone make a webm of Arararagi shaking the maracas?

>>119198973
No.
A serious Heart Underblade can't be beaten.

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>>119201051
The entire frog scene was adorable.

Kaiki was the only interesting part of Hana.

Goddamn is Kanbaru boring.

>>119206906
Vampire Bund had tons of nipples, even vampire loli nipples. But we don't like to remember that it exists.

>>119206906
>Shaft has never done nipples except with Ef.
so you didn't watch Bakemonogatari ep2?

cause we got crabnipple in her shower scene.

>>119207824
That was a bellybutton.

>watching any of the gataris

>>119207868
>That was a bellybutton.
uhhhh

next monogatari when?

>>119207934
Never. SHAFT has decided they want to stop printing money and make off like bandits while the goings is good.

I am getting sick of the fanservice.

I used to love Monogatari, but now I can only watch shows which fetishize moe and "healing" anime.

I am pretty sure the problem is just me, and not the show.

>>119198635
I would buy the shit out of a life-sized figure like this

>>119205869
You fucking pleb.
Laundry room is for maids and servants, they dont need extra space.
Bathroom on the other hand, is for me to enjoy,

>>119196642
Why was the ending so shit?
Did the dude really die? It makes zero sense

>>119208031
i know what you mean, but i meant WHEN? i thought there'd be a pv at then end of tsuki

>>119208215
Obiously you don't know what he means.

>>119208192
He died like a bitch. She killed him because she isn't human, and doesn't have the same moral trappings that a human would have. Though to be fair if some guy is trying to kill you and has kidnapped a bunch of people, I am pretty sure it is OK to fight back.

>>119208215
I'd guess they'll probably aim for a second-half of the year adaption for Owari but I'm not really holding out any hope. SHAFT has made me a broken man by dashing my hopes one too many times.
They always produce good shit for Monogatari though and that restores a little of my faith every time.

>>119208192
The ending was all set up for the rest of season 3, Tsuki isn't a fully 100% stand alone story, it's only the beginning of the end. They tell you this at the very beginning very clearly.

And yes the guy is dead, he realized he was being used as a pawn in a scheme to turn Koyomi into a vampire and chooses to be killed instead, and again, he straight up tells you this. Just because Koyomi responds "durr I'm dense I don't get it" doesn't mean you have to be dense and not get it either.

What you're not told yet is who this person is that is using the hermit as a pawn and their motives; though I can guarantee you can at least guess the who.

>>119208192
What was so difficult to understand? He literally told you what he was doing.

>>119208377
You're not going to say Ougi, are you? Based on the spoilers ITT about who Ougi is that doesn't make sense. How would Ougi know who that dude was and use him as a pawn if they hadn't met him before?

>>119208377
Where do you think S3 will take place in the timeline? Before or after Hana?

>>119201830
Are you retarded? Before Kissshot started making an army, her rage was still limited to Araragi's town.

Oshino's letter was written when him and the other exorcists were gonna attempt to stop Kissshot at Ground Zero aka Araragi's town but they failed and Kissshot was free to move past Ground Zero and end the world.

I thought plebs like you were gone from these threads already but apparently there are Oshinofags who don't read Kizu or did read Kizu but ignore everything they read, afterwards.

>>119208842
Everything is before Hana, Hana is the chronological end.
We were thankfully spared multiple viewings of the douchemobile

>>119208842
Before Hana. Hana is last in the series chronologically.

>>119198973
Not really. I think Kagenui just views Kisshot as the ultimate final boss, the masterpiece of all immortals.

She probably just wants to fight Kissshot just for the sake of it before Old Age and creaky bones start catching up to her.

I have two questions.
What exactly is the "Unlimited Rulebook?"

and

What is the significance of the cross shape that appears on Kagenui, Yotsugi, and the other specialists?

>>119208886
>>119208943
Ah okay.

>>119208943
>>119208886
>Araragi doesn't die
I want a refund

>>119205649
Araragi was suppose to already have long hair right now.

>>119209005
Unlimited Rulebook. A rulebook mostly filled with exceptions.

Also for the cross thing. I think those are supposed to represent birds

>>119209158
araragi does die

but then he gets resurrected

>>119209158
>Araragi doesn't die

I never said that.

>>119209158
Why would you want Araragi to die? Also SHAFT doesn't give refunds, you can't get your virginity back after getting SHAFT'd

>>119207933
>>119207868
Pic? I don't have bake downloaded anymore

>>119205439

so, yotsuba was walpurguer burger.

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>>119209382
10/10 bellybutton

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>>119209382
go to a streaming site and skip through the video you stupid shota

>>119209572
What an ugly nipple.

>>119209158
>snakefags

>>119209572
the thumbnail looks like a girl with short brown hair blending into the peachy colored background

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>>119209382
Figured I go look for the belly button scene. Completely forget Senjougahara's ass ripples when she smacks it.

>>119208886
>>119208943
>Last chronological moment of the series is Ararararagi cutting Monkey's hair
I agree with other anon, I want a refund.

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>>119209652
Are the other girls there references as well?

>>119209652
Are you serious?

>>119205869
>not wanting to have a bathroom just like the Araragi's

>>119209652

I think some are from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.

>>119209652
so that's why the two on the right are grossed out by Araragi's charm

>>119209652
Sayaka confirmed lewdest girl.

Already has a box full of pocky sticks she wants to feed Araragi with, with her own mouth.

Kyouko impatiently already has a pocky stick in her mouth.

Meanwhile, Madoka and Homura want to join but are too shy.

The big question is what happened to Mami when Araragi is a known Tits Man?

>>119210046
>Grossed out

Madoka is literally praying for the strength to stay lesbian in Araragi's presence. No amount of time-travel by Homura is going to stop "The Straightening of Madoka Kaname"

>>119210075

lets not get aHead of ourselves...

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>>119209652

>>119201195
>Implying Kikey isn't dead
everyone in Hana was a ghost except Araragi of course

>Your face when Shaft are such cheap faggots that they were too lazy to give Kanbaru's grandma a character design and just had Kanbaru's eyeball show the Japanese word for grandma.

>Your face when no Monogatari GILF porn because of this.

>Also, your face when no doujin of Araragi groping the breasts of every girl in his high school because of the rumors Kanbaru spread.

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Tsukihi is cute as fuck with super long hair.