So tell me about geniuses, /a/. Are they all shitposting fujoshits?
I believe I did imply such. But other girls are fine too.
>Implying there's anything objectively wrong with that
>You're about to ask her to help you out with a math problem
>Walking to her room
>"Hey Kirisu can you take a look at this"
>"Wait! Don't come in-"
>You see her with her arm in between her legs, her laptop on her desk.
>"Pfff... haha... ahahahaha. Are you... are you masturbat-"
>She throws a can of Dr.Pepper at you and starts yelling
>somewhere out there in the world there is a real Kurisu
>You wrestle against her as she tries to kick you out.
>You MUST see what she's fapping to.
>She notices your intentions and tries to get to the laptop before you.
>You get one glimpse at her screen before she slams the laptop shut
>you will never go on mad scientiso adventures with a Kurisu of your own
>you will never build a time machine and prove to her it's real by embarrassing her with @channel memes
I marathoned SG a few days ago and I dunno why nobody told me about it sooner. It was a fun ride but I wish there were more to it. Aside from the whole time travel thing the universe looks boring though.
You couldn't wait a few more hours mate? Your midnight is going to
>yfw Kurisu is probably secretly posting in this thread as a shitposter
S;G novel is pretty good, better than the anime. PS3/Vita version will be released soon. I recommend the handheld option so you can read Cristina while taking a shit.
Chaos;Head Noah will be next, and Reading Steiner was hinting Robotic;Notes as well.
I still can't get the VN to work.
I think it has something to do with my codecs, I get the menu, then the screen goes black, I hear part of a "WHOOSH" sound, and then nothing. It isn't freezing, because I can quit the game.
I've installed all the recommended codec packs, but still nothing.
And before anyone asks, yes I changed my locale, I was running a pirated version of the Jast USA release.
Yes, but I'll double check. I'm using CCCP.
I'm going to uninstall and redownload too.
You don't need balls to have it, just don't let people use your phone.
So did I except when she said Okabe
Worked when I uninstalled cccp, weird.
Thanks for the help /a/nons. Have more Kurisu.
Good for you son
Now make with Kurisutina
you don't need balls, make it your home screen and keep the lock screen normal. if anyone asks, you lost a bet
pic related, I had this for a month and managed to avoid awkwardness.
Yes, that was what tipped me off that it's working.
I've watched the animu, otherwise I wouldn't be in this thread.
I just wanted to see what I was missing by not playing the VN
It's from one of the spin off VNs.
Future gadget number 12 can't be removed until you understand each other's hearts. Also can't be more than 1m apart. Shippers went off I am one of them
I don't want to put in effort so I'm studying English and Business. I'm also incredibly shit at math so I barely manage to scrape by in Business.
She's all mine m8s, gotta fite me to the death if you want her.
>not wanting to fuck that one vampire heroine
But we had a Kurisu thread full of pictures that went beyond the Bump limit just the other day.
This is wonderful thread and a great way to start 2015.
We meed way more pictures of Kurise in this thread. Helping to provide what I can.
>though do you know if anywhere else is carrying it
Maybe some copies will pop up on mandarake, which offer international shipping.
If we're really lucky it may be available on amazon.co.jp but I doubt that.
Also otakumode.com is a place where you can get those items sometimes. They are somewhat expensive though.
Speaking of which... How would you like to be woken up by her? At least the audio? I can help you with that.
>I will never see this when I wake up
Why not? Threads auto-archive now - just save the page as a favourite on your browser for when you wake up.
There are official audio files of Kurisu waking you up, with 38 different lines. I ripped them from a Japanese exclusive app and posted them some time ago. I'm reuploading them right now.
Sorry, forgot link.
Anyone of you got any S;G related gifts for Christmas?
That's not the file I tried to upload...
How can someone be so cute yet so sexy?
Also dat voice, oh dear god
Discuss science, get private lectures in physics from her, play some portal 2 coop, silently sit in the same room and browse the internet,...
I need to stop there, or I get depressed.
This seems effective
What is your approach? Maybe some of us can give you advice.
Allow me to provide you with an absurdly high resolution version.
Have a healthy, loving relationship with your father.
Own a fork.
How was your day today Anon?
Every method is proper as long as it works. I've been using memrise myself for the past two years or so, and it works very well for learning vocabulary. But it might not be the best way to start off right away, for that I'd recommend reading the beginning of Tae Kims grammer guide, just google it. What courses are you doing? I can recommend some good ones to you if you want.
I keep seeing them and open them. I have read their guides and have been attempting to follow them. I hope they stay around seeing as 4chan moderation wants to ban generals of all kinds.
Slowly running out of good pictures.
You might like this one then.
I've got 150+ top tier pics of Kurisu on my hard drive, but I don't have them uploaded anywhere atm and I'm struggling for bandwidth due to New Year's.