Would you have enjoyed Naruto more if the main character had been a girl?
>Liking female protagonists in shonen
>Liking female protagonists in shojo
>Liking female protagonists in seinen
>Liking female protagonists in josei
>Liking female protagonists at all
this person is selling the NaruHina doujin from 2013 for 300 yen, if google isn't lying
Japan usually doesn't scanlate doujins, do they?
You haven't watched a lot of Gainax/Studio Tigger, have you?
Would improve the show right there
What if naruto was a girl and hinata was still a girl
would this yuri love paring make you enjoy the show more?
But then we wouldn't have had all the tears when Naruto and Hinata hooked up. And Sasuke would've been even more insufferable than usual.
No, things are fine the way they are. Mostly because so many people were upset at the end.
All male kibas are assigned a female puppy those dogs are genetically compatible with male kibas.
>tfw kibas clan all fuck dogs to give birth to super kiba dogs.
Naruto as a female would have made this manga so much more interesting.
Keep everything else the same, even NaruHina becoming canon.
>or just "being stuck in sexy no jutsu"?
We are not going down that road again.
Turn the sauce into a chick. That would be like fixing half of the problems
>no more homo subplot
>no more sakura going muh sasuke while being shit on like a piece of garbage she was
>shotacon orochimaru is now lolicon orochimaru
>onii-chan Itachi trying to protect his imouto.. Yes it's less homo.
>finally a relevant female character that is powerful and involves with the plot
>more than a half of sasuke bullshit is now kind of understandable because women are batshit insane when dealing with emotion
>naruto chasing sasuke is less creepy and may actual involve some romance feeling rather 'we are friend for 3 week"
>implying it won't be greatest love story ever told of a young girl drown by hated and revenge. Naruto forgives and embrace her in the end would have made more impact than "yeah sorry"
>implying /a/ won't fap to anything with hot female as protagonist.
Hell, even better. How about turning madara into a chick too
Make ALL the prominent Uchiha in the series a female and have Tobirama be partly racist and partly super misogynist.
>Hell, even better. How about turning madara into a chick too
The "rivalry" with Madara and the First Hokage would be turned into them just needing to fuck. Same with Sasuke and Naruto, I don't think it would add anything to this story.
I'm all for it, then.
What if Naruto is just a girly boy?
daamn, what do we call female nedgy?
Yes, I wished that he would stuck in his hentai transformation from the first moment I ever saw it, and they would make good OTP with Sasuke at this point. Naruto is best girl.
>Liking female protagonists in shonen
>Liking female protagonists in shojo
>Liking female protagonists in seinen
>Liking female protagonists in josei
>Liking female protagonists at all
Kara no Kyoukai, Kino no Tabi, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, etc. Get taste, pleb.
How exactly would you apply that design to a toddler again?
I think this comic is set just before a NH marriage.
>Naruto is now traumatized by the word "marriage"
>implying Hinata didn't fuck Naruko just to see what it felt like
I think Dude-Hinata being clumsy as fuck wouldn't be as moe as regular Hinata
Then again, Dude-Hinata confession during the Pain fight would probably be like the equivalent of Shinji manning up in 2.0
Damnit the Pixiv works fast. I go away for a lunch and there's one full page of new art again.
>Naruto-kun... the old me is dying... put her down...
>Eh? What're you saying, Hinata?
>Na... Naru... Naruto-kun...? Big... Naruto-kun...
>Naruto's been proven to have an upper arm fetish
>But leg fetish as well
>In fact it's just Hinata fetish
Assuming Madara's a girl, there'd be no conflict. Hashi & Madara would be married & god knows what Rinnegan using child they'd have. A perfectly united Senju & Uchiha Leaf village would be virtually unstoppable.
Or maybe there would be a conflict. Madara's pissed Hashi cheated on him with the Uzumaki. Yandere Madara stalks Hashi for the rest of his life.
Soul Eater is shit.
Nozaki-kun is not shojo and its protagonist is a guy. And its shit.
I'll give you Psycho-Pass.
Try Chihayafuru for josei.
Of those you listed, Higurashi is shit. I'll give you the other ones though.
5/10. Try again.
oh well, was a fun ride for today
this person sells his/her doujin at c87 for 300 each, has NaruHina:
this person mentioned something with Naruto, Hinata and C87:
Would Hinata still love Nurutu if he was a grill?
She's probably thought about fucking Naruko at least once or twice. Ninja magic means pretty much anything can happen.
>Complaining about cancerous posts
>Still posts this
Depends on whether or not the Burrito series is actually good.
Who am I kidding? /a/ will shitpost it anyway. They're a bunch of monkeys.
selling on comiket for 300 yen each:
But can Madara Uchiha defeat EMIYA?
And I'm not talking about Shirou Emiya. No, I'm not talking about Servant Archer EMIYA. Hell, I'm not talking about Counter Guardian EMIYA either.
I'm talking about Counter Guardian EMIYA with infinite Prana (which is capable of Unlimited Blade Works with Excalibur, Avalon and EA), his two original Kansho and Bakuya (which grant him magic resistance, STR, AGI, MGI and Monster slayer buffs) and infinite swords from his back (capable of using Caladbolg, Hrunting, Rho Aias, Gae bolg, Caliburn, Nine lives and even the whole Gate of Babyloni(capable of using ea and Enuma Elish) and a Arodnight because he is a master in fucking swords, a perfect Excalibur (that can use Avalon), control of both Saber and Rin , with Dark Sakura Matou shadow and face implanted on his chest, his four Clones from all routes guarding him and Berserker with Nine Lives floating behind him AFTER he absorbed 7 servants from the First Holy grail, entered Archetype Earth Mode, call the Types from the stars on everybody and used Unlimited Blade works: infinite creation of swords so he can use their weapons while they are under even more swords.
>First 46 pages are about a slut getting fucked hard
>Next 12 pages are about two kids too shy to even kiss
How would your boner even react
Oh man are the full 12 pages of this online? My heart needs this.
Fuck yeah. Now all we need is for him to go all the way and do porn and we'll be set.
He's already got them spraying fluids all over each other. It should be an easy step to take.
No, the 12 pages are the bonus to the 46 page doujin, which is sold on c87. Probably someone going to scan the 46 pages, since it's about Madoka. Hopefully that means we'll get the 12 pages as well.
Nanashi does this, though.
He's just going to keep teasing us.
He's never going to draw anything explicit with these two. Too soft a spot?
>who drew the blowjob pic
Pic related, or the one where she's tackling that sucker with both hands and slobbering all over it?
Same shit happened with Wataru. A bit of NH shit for The Last, and then suddenly NTR doujin with cowtit Sakura.
However Nanashi seems to genuinely love this pairing, but only time will tell.
Really didn't expect good NH porn to come out of Tumblr and Nanashi. To me, both are entirely out of left field.
I'm also ashamed to have read and enjoyed "Lord Hokage"
Well Wataru is expected since he's always been a NaruSaku fan, though he doesn't mind drawing the occsional Hinata. It's funny to see how Nanashi goes into full vanilla mode when it comes to NH though.
Like, the man created gif related. Tell me if this isn't the comfiest Naruto-related gif you've ever seen.
I'd be surprised if he does degrading NH thing.
>I'd be surprised if he does degrading NH thing
It'd probably just be some really lewd sex between the both of 'em. I wouldn't mind seeing some NH exhibition to be honest. Showing their love to the entire world and whatnot.
so Shikamaru also wants to be a smooth operator
>Mikoto x Touma
But this time it's canon! Probably as canon as canon ships can get, what with producing two kids and whatnot.
That's far more than what you can say about Mikoto/Touma
I know it isn't a serious question but I think it would actually improve the series.
The main flaw of Naruto is that Naruto is an annoying character. Always acts like a stupid, entitled dick. But as a girl that might have came off as cute.
And if Sasuke was also a girl, the show would stop having gay undertones and get lesbian undertones instead.
>The main flaw of Naruto is that Naruto is an annoying character
No. The main flaw of Naruto is Sasuke.
>The main flaw of Naruto is that Naruto is an annoying character. Always acts like a stupid, entitled dick
He grows out of that pretty damn quick though in retrospect.
I don't know, I never really had a problem with Nardo as a main as much as I did with the Sauce and Pink shit. Naruto was just kind of "okay he's an alright protag. Bit loud but whatever"
>Naruto turning Hinata into his cumdump
>implying this isn't true already
anon, they have two children, there's clearly already some dumping of cum.
>It'd probably just be some really lewd sex between the both of 'em
I'd like this very much.
Salad really is the only positive of SS becoming canon.
SS comics have to mostly be head canon and there's nothing worse in fan work/fan fiction than ooc characters. If it was in character Sasuke would be beating Sakura and if it's ooc it automatically loses all appeal.
I just realized Team Seven's theme.
They are all dorks/social outcasts. Whether because they want to be or not.
>Nobody posts the third one of those
I would have felt so empty if NaruSaku had happened. But then have gotten over it in a single day unlike the NaruSaku community.
The water giving scene and pic related is so goddamn romantic for a Naruto movie.
I'm surprised at piiv too, at least 5 new nh pics per day
I'd have preferred it if Sakura didn't exist in general and the series had remained about a bunch of kids growing up in a harsh ninja world instead of being about DARKNEEEEESSSS and magic ninja jesus.
>At least all this DARKNESS shit would be bearable.
Really? No, seriously, do you think it'd be more bearable to see an edgy female character? It's more 'logical' I suppose, what with women being stereotypically more emotional, but it would be as unbearable.
There's also the fact that Kishi doesn't hypersexualize his female characters. The skimpiest is probably that Road to Ninja special chapter or Sexy Jutsu, which is not even used that often.
Kishi didn't even want Sakura or Sasuke becasue he knew if he added them they would have to become main characters. But his editor insisted in adding them and LOOK what we have.
a new kishi interview http://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/2qk7s8/translation_mildly_scandalous_kishimoto_interview/
> And in Naruto’s VA’s [previous interview] that I also translated for this sub, she mentioned that in her perspective, Sakura consoling Naruto was in a friendship type of good relationship.
ah I love the smell of future meltdown in the morning
sakura confessed to sasuke 7 chapters before the manga ended and naruto was ok with it, you'd need a movie explaining why she stopped loving Sasuke and Naruto got serious about his feelings for her
At least at the beginning it was supposed to be 1 on 1. Naruto would have met his rival character perhaps Sauce further down line. But yeah Naruto was supposed to meet Kakashi first then Sauce.
giving this to an experienced romance director was the best thing he did in the romance department
Posting this in threads until some based translator anon translated it
There is a much better ship for Bolt anyway.
>not letting Coolest Guy be the first person to hold your newborn babby
NH fucked up.
>He really doesn't give a shit about her
Neither did Naruto for Hinata in the beginning.
I guess some of Oro's teachings rubbed off on Sauce.
If any translator anon is even considering doing these, thank you very much.
So really all Sarada have to do is have Bolt confess his weakness in front of her and have her reassure him that he's strong just the way he is.
>When Naruto confessed and got rejected (laugh). It seemed as though it was like, “Giving a test to Naruto”, “ Don’t push your luck”, “Hang in there, Naruto”. I like that about that scene (laugh). Later, Sakura and Naruto mutually recognise that they are not romantically interested in each other, and it’s also their parting scene, where Sakura is speaking on behalf of Hinata’s feelings to Naruto. I also like that scene.
> kishi's favourite scene in the movie is sakura and naruto's chat where they both make clear their bond was never romantic and is completely no-sided
> juko gushes about the naruto/sakura friendship and its platonicness
>Please tell us what is (your) favourite scene in this work(/movie).
>When Naruto confessed and got rejected (laugh). It seemed as though it was like, “Giving a test to Naruto”, “ Don’t push your luck”, “Hang in there, Naruto”. I like that about that scene (laugh).
>Later, Sakura and Naruto mutually recognise that they are not romantically interested in each other, and it’s also their parting scene, where Sakura is speaking on behalf of Hinata’s feelings to Naruto. I also like that scene.
Everybody is lumping them together because they are so obviously NaruSasu but an actual hetero pairing this time. Like, it cannot be projected any harder where this is going.
I mean why do you think Sasuke is going to co-star with Bolt in his movie?
Hinata in her the Last uniform is the best thing, and she's already the best thing.
>Kabuto can you believe we got away with all that shit? I mean fuck, I ruined so many lives and raped so many kids and we just fucking walked away. My life is awesome
I can't believe I'm late for this thread. I've been waiting forever to post these.
>not posting best Naruko doujin
>all this autism over fucking naruhina
you fucking kidding me, these two have almost no chemistry left
somehing like that. They aren't really supposed to be in any particular order.
The only member of the Sound Four who got a decent r63.
it makes perfect sense considering how little screen time and relevance hinata was given later on. now she's just there to make babies.
I didn't mention fucking NS, I agree with you, it makes no sense but don't excuse NH being shit
screentime anon, they had very little together relative to all the other bullshit
If we take screentime into account, all the final pairings seem awful because Kishimoto said he cannot write romance. In that regard, everybody agrees.
But in this case nobody really cares about the screentime because the pink option for Naruto not only has no romantic chemistry with him but does not really represent any kind of bond other than that of a comrade while every interaction Naruto and Hinata had, while small, was relevant to each other depending on the situation
I actually liked the Sound Four, they were fun and it was the last time I could pretend that Naruto was actually a good series.
And I was kinda pissed that they all died, they would have made a better team then Hibi.
>sixth or seventh hokage
That's pretty close.
Quality not quantity. Anyone who doesn't think NaruHina is the cutest shit has shit taste.
Even though I've shipped NaruxHina since I was 13 it still feels weird to know that there was never anything between Sakura and Naruto to start with. Am I the only one who feels this way?
Did Toneri grope Hinata when he changed her uniform on the moon?
>Later, Sakura and Naruto mutually recognise that they are not romantically interested in each other, and it’s also their parting scene
So, what am I supposed to take from this? Naruto and Sakura thought there were somehing between them, but they simply figured out together that they didn't love each other in a romantic way?
>But in this case nobody really cares about the screentime because the pink option for Naruto not only has no romantic chemistry with him but does not really represent any kind of bond other than that of a comrade
Why are you bringing up Sakura? I was talking about NH
>while every interaction Naruto and Hinata had, while small, was relevant to each other depending on the situation
and yet there's so much focus on NH like this were some romance or some shit. Was the
story really so shit people focus on a shitty pairing?
>Quality not quantity
sucks NH has neither: naruto's a gary stu, hinata's a walking uterus
>Giving Chidori and Rasengan to Salad
All for Burrito using Gentle Fist though
These are the cutest kid couple I've ever seen.
too bad it's not canon.
Well with Naruto's crush/gag-affection towards her there was clearly some sexual tension between the two.
She may not have returned it, and really she was repulsed by the idea of it, but the idea of some sexual relationship between the two existed.
The conversation in the cave seals that as they both put whatever it was behind them.
Of course not only did Sakura never want any of it, but Naruto clearly moved on from it by that hospital scene in Part 1, until that scene it was kinda hanging in the air. With a couple of red herrings (and fanmade porn) thrown in id did get a lot of people hooked on the idea of them getting together at one point after all.
NaruHina is the cutest but this was practically endgame from the day they first interacted
Everyone is going to say ShikaTema.
NaruHina is good, it's the second best pairing and the best pairing involving Naruto himself without a doubt, but ShikaTema will always be number one. Everyone saw it coming, no one complained when it happened.
Sad how happy they've both could have been their whole lives. Maybe Naruto wouldn't have been chasing over shit tier affection like what he gets from Sasuke and Sakura.
For a ship that's so beloved, they have even less scenes than NaruHina.
>Meet with Naruto together
And I don't remember any other scene after this.
they're all relatively shit which is to be expected: this isn't a romance series. nh is the one that gets all this circlejerking for some reason though. that makes it especially shit
Naruto is going to travel to the past and make younger versions of him jealous of himself
It's simply because Hinata is the best girl and Best girl won in a shounen. That's it. That's the only reason. If Pink shit won, I really don't think anybody would give a shit
Also Temari's entry in the databook where it says something along the lines of "Temari saw in Shikamaru the foundations for the new generation."
Which is a fucking professional way of looking at love.
>It's simply because Hinata is the best girl and Best girl won in a shounen
>best girl in naruto
not saying much
>If Pink shit won, I really don't think anybody would give a shit
what is this obsession with Sakura?
How long until they make the Naurto equivalent of "Dragonball GT"?
Also, seems the thread has become a regular Naruto shipping thread.
Apparently they don't exist? I have seen a few doujins with the premise but even then they are a minority of the "Naruko" doujins.
I think it's because many people expected Sakura to end up with him. Hinata loved him from the start and acknowledged him before everyone else did, but she wasn't a main character. Sakura treated him like shit and even when she didn't she still loved Sasuke more, but she was next to Naruto the whole time.
dat feel when you get NTR'd by yourself.
Can someone marry Gaara? I think he could use a wife
Do people really believe this? I don't know anyone who thought Naruto would wind up with Sakura. It has always been obvious he would wind up with the shy girl whose always loved him in classic television/story form, Hinata.
yeah but I'm trying to discuss how shitty NH is and sakura is almost always brought up.
>I think it's because many people expected Sakura to end up with him
yeah well the two just weren't that into each other despite the time they spent together
Garra had latent lust for his Mother.
Because everybody operated on shounen/generic anime and manga laws like "first girl wins" and "tsundere wins" and "girl with most screentime wins". That sort of thing. There's so much of a precedent for it.
That's why when the "bomb" went off, everyone went apeshit
Well as Sauce's daughter she will have many appearances too probably.
It will probably be like this.
Not that guy, but it's mostly 'very little screentime of the two together' and thus very little actual development.
Which is a valid argument for the shittiness of NH as a whole. The Last attempts to fix this and the jury's still out whether it succeeds or not, but still, you can't deny the fact that for an 'endgame couple planned ever since the manga started', there's very little screentime between the two.
Saying 'quantity>quality' isn't a good enough rebuttal either
I think if they had more screentime together it probably would have ruined it somehow. Also Kishi is a hack writer who self-admittedly can't write romance, everybody knows this. Technically we all have shit taste for even talking about this in the first place. But it's just like whatever it's cute.
the scant screen time. pic related is how you do romance whilst still telling a story: not stuffing one of them into a bag of irrelevance only to pull her out when she needs to make babies
surely there's cuter with something actually going on underneath the surface
Has Naruto ever patted anyone in the head? Besides maybe Konohamaru and that kid from the Zabuza arc?