Mars best girl.

earth's a life-infested whore

>>118841025
Mars a dried up whore.

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>>118840980
>liking trap Mars
>not liking tsundere queen Venus

Are you a professional dick sucker?

>>118840980
It's funny, isn't it? Earth is the most fascinating planet in our solar system and probably in the next few too but several people would rather go on a one way ticket mission to Mars. Just a rock, worse than our desert.>>118841025

>>118841249
Earth has people living on it.
That already makes it undesirable to most intelligent life forms.

>>118840980

I haven't watched Sailor Moon yet but I plan to do so in the New Years.

Mars looks most fuckable, Venus and Mercury seem like waifu tier and Usagi looks annoying as hell.

Do I have that right?

>>118841249
I can watch anime from Mars

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pluto best
>b-but that's not a planet
eat shit rock fags

>>118841743
Midget fucker.

>>118841743
>Earth onii-chaaaaaaaaan

>>118841743

Pluto will finally be the center of attention next year.

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>>118841639
>Mars looks most fuckable
Damn right, my African-American.

>>118840980
>>118841097
>>118841743
>Not wanting the perfection that is Jupiter
sure is plebeian here

The Moon is the Devil, heed my words.

>>118841901
>Liking fatties

>>118841901

Neptune is my favourite planet in the solar system just because it's an ice giant, I do love Jupiter's ring and of course Europa but Neptune always gets favoured by me.

>>118841818

What is it about girls with long black hair that makes them so fuckable?

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>>118841964
>Not liking healthy girls

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>>118841972
>What is it about girls with long black hair that makes them so fuckable?
Black hair is just pure sex. You don't have to explain it.

>>118842002
Uranus is healthy, Jupiter is just fat.

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>m-muh moeshit
fuck off retards, pic related.
real patrican taste

I really hate how Toei always messes up Rei's face the worst in Crystal.

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What? About 15 more years before she loses her virginity.

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>>118842092
>Uranus is healthy

>>118840980
Traps aren't girls

Best Girl is Clearly Terra, unless you're a purity fag.

>>118840980
where are the ice caps?

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>>118842101
Hi.

>>118842227
>i am sure to win because my speed is superior!

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>no Saturn yet

Sasuga /a/

Pluto is my loli planet waifu

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>>118842227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no2_nt5RAso

>>118841499
>underage people on /a/

>>118841815
What's happening next year?

>>118840980
Fuck you all. Pluto >>118841743
is best girl and one day she will be back as a planet.

>>118842443
>pluto
>not a Shota trap

pick one

>>118842092
>>118842145
uranus is brown and dirty

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>>118842386
That picture always gets me just like this one.

>>118842512
No, that's Charon. Pluto is his onee-chan.

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>>118842563
>Dinosaurs die
That's what they want you to think.

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>>118840980

>>118842330
Saturn seems like an ojou-sama.

I can almost hear the OHOHOHO coming from those fancy rings.

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Who will win the jupiter bowl guys?

>>118842746
>implying anyone besides Callisto will win

Neutron stars are best girls, they're like the immortal vampire loli of the universe.

>>118842429
it's going to complete an orbit around the sun for the first time since it was discovered

>>118840980
Mars is the only planet inhabited only by robots

>>118842746
All of them, that's how Zeus works.

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>>118842697
>tfw no waifu to wreck Earth with

>>118842746
Io is red head Tsundrere, so she'll probably win even if Europa is Best Girl.

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>>118842746
Wait, are they all shotas and lolis? Does that mean Jupiter is a lewd Onee-san with incestual tendencies?

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>>118840980
>>118841025
>>118841249
>>118841499

>Not liking superior earth.
Faggots, this is why she wants to kill you all.

>>118841499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ObB_S_qZo

>>118842746
>Lo

Either way, Callisto-nee for sure the best.

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You spelled Saturn wrong.

>>118842852
That sounds pretty cool.

Haven't had one of these threads in a while..

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Earth belongs to me!

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Europa is best moon!

>>118842948
Mah nigga

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>>118842330
>>118842709
>superior
>not saturn

just look at the rings. So fabulous >>118842948

>>118841097

>You'll never go to Venus
>You'll never be slowly crushed by her heavy atmosphere as you descend into her warmth

>>118843089
>canon non-virgin
enjoy splashing around in Zeus-sama's seed

>>118843181
lewd

>>118842774
>>118842926
Implying the sidekick ganguro will win, and not the purest Europa

>>118843065
Liking the yandere with zero screentime

>>118842948
>is big
>has a ring
Saturn is a milf

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>No love for the ring girl.
Get a load of all this shit-taste.

>>118843216
>Europa
>Pure

How drunk are you right now?

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>Not loving this qt

Anon, you will spend a reaaaaally good time with her and her 3 lovely lolis

Which planet is the Ara Ara~ of the solar system?

Discussions about space make me feel unconformable. They make me realize how incredibly unimportant my existence is... I wonder if there are people just like us on another planet - maybe now, maybe millions of years in the past or future - discussing weird drawings that cause them sexual pleasure... I'm scared, but also amazed... I love you, /a/.

>>118842414
>>118842925

I'm nearing my 30s and I'm not angry or depressed, I'm actually quite happy with life. This is not edginess this is realism.
Aging and disease aside if something is going to kill you it's going to be another human, so wanting to go to a place with less humans is logical, not edgy.

>>118843302
saturn

>>118843290
>loving a slut that sucks in everything around it

Yeah no.

>>118843196
>non-virgin
You can't prove that

>>118843196

Purityfags are the worst. Europa is Best Girl

>>118843302
My girl Saturn of course.

>>118843319
If there where, it's pretty strange that they haven't visited us yet.

Think about it, this either implies that A) they don't give a fuck about us, or B) that literally every race in the universe is more retarded than humans, which is fucking awful

I don't even know which one is worst

>>118843319
>>118843390
ayy

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>A-Anon, it's not like I will blow out for you or something, B-baka!!

>>118842624
This man is right. Birds aren't evolved from dinosaurs, they ARE dinos. I keep telling everyone to get ready for the dino apocalypse but they keep laughing at me while watching zombie shit.

>>118843390
>B) that literally every race in the universe is more retarded than humans
I thought about this recently and what a terrible thing this is. What if us humans, us awful self-destroying humans, are the most intelligent thing this universe has ever given birth to? Isn't this so very depressing?

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>>118843323
>literally "I'd rather spend my life on my own, because everyone else is untrustworthy"

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>>118843290

Edmuns won the Interstellarb owl and you know it faggot!!

>>118843390
or C) they're at the same level as us and don't know that we exist, either

I don't see why space discussions always involve the aliens either being super-genius or completely retarded. They could be at our level.

>>118843390
With all of the sci-fi that focuses on faster than light travel, I think people are underestimating how hard it is to even move at a fraction of the speed of light.

And even at those speed it would take several years to travel to Alpha Centauri. I think intelligent life is just separated due to the huge difference in space and time.

>>118843505
So the Emu War was their test run?

>>118843517
>literally the most intelligent lifeform in the universer
>spend time looking on anime girl pantsu, waging war against each others because we're retarded as fuck, and being greedy fucking shits who can't even sustain a small planet

This world, no, the universe is truly fucked if we're the pinnacle of intelligence

>>118843756
God please don't remind me of that disgrace. It just went to show how ill-equipped we are.

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>>118843089

>>118843893
l-lewd

>>118843893
Have you no shame?

>>118843893
>That scarred butt.
Is she into S&M play as well?

>>118843707
Because that's boring and also the most likely answer. I'd like to see anime from planets like that though.

>>118843707
>They could be at our level.
If they're at our levels, that means that we might never accomplish FTL travels/warping time and space, since it's very likely that some civilization ,which reached mankinds current technological achievment, thousands of years ago, has existed and ultimately failed at accomplishing their goal of FTL travels, i hope i make sense, but in short, the fact that there might exist aliens whose intelligent matches ours is even scarier, as it can imply that we will never discover the means to communicate with other lifeforms

>>118843196

You jelly your favorite moon is a barren wasteland with no chance of sustaining life?

>>118843762
That's the thing though, the universe *is* fucked because we are too fucking stupid.

>>118843762
>he would rather deal with the terrors of over population than the glory of war

>the only reason we are even moderately intelligent is because the weak and stupid die faster in wars

I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you don't even have enough honor to do so.

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>>118842832
So it's Pluto's birthday? We should throw a party.

earth-chan is a massive disgusting slut. Right now she has thousands of african miner-kun's inside her and they are ravaging her all at the same time. Venus-chan, whom is best girl does not have african miner-kun's inside of her, and thats despite how hot and lewd she is. She is the planet of love but also the planet of purity.

also earth-chan even has worms in her small tight holes, no pure planet would ever get near worms, but earth-chan has them in her holes all the damn time.

>>118843961
>it's very likely that some civilization ,which reached mankinds current technological achievment, thousands of years ago, has existed and ultimately failed at accomplishing their goal of FTL travels
Is this really true, though? Think about it. It took Earth some time to cool down and then life started forming, right? Wouldn't other planets in other planets take around the same amount of time to cool down and start producing life?

If not, then that would mean that the laws of physics change when you're not in our galaxy.

>>118844066
It'll be pluto's discovery anniversary if you're using pluto years but that will only make sense if you were an Earthling who went from Earth to Mars but that would take longer than the time it takes for Pluto to go around the Sun.

>>118844151
So Earth is Sakura?

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>>118844151
And crabs.

And centipedes.