You are lucky anon, I've decided you are worthy of being

>>118231516
Go fuck yourself you amoral narcissistic hedonist.

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>>118231516
What a faggot.

Hail Hydra

>>118231516
You were a shit hero, faggot.

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>>118231528
Come on, I'll even summon you for my noble phantasm.

>>118231516
>Assuming Rider would ever want an army of basement dwellers.

>>118231516
No thanks, I hope to aspire to greater things than to stab a few Muslims and then get blown up by Gilgamesh.

>>118231984

I think it'd be worth it. Maybe they wouldn't be effective, but they'd sure be funny.

>>118231984
So as I pray, unlimited dwellers lurk!

>>118231516
Where do we go first?

Take back Constantinople?
Conquer Pakistan?
Re-establish Bactria?
Reclaim Alexandria, Egypt?

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Or should we reclaim Northern Macedonia?

>>118231516
bang!zoom: "retainer"
utw: "servant"

okay.

>>118232023

I wouldn't mind stabbong a few Muslims atm. And seriously, is there a better way to die than to get eviscerated by Gil?

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>>118231516
Hold that thought, I have a call.

>>118231516
Id rather fight with the huns since theyre fuck all you can while you just fuck and cuck little boys

>>118232023
>Aspire to greater things than be one of the most famous Kings in history.

You have to get off 4chan if you want a shot at that Anon

Nah, I'll stick with King Arthur. It'd be better to serve under her because I'm not an amoral savage with delusions of grandeur.

That being said, you are more entertaining Rider.

>>118232023
Islam came after Alexander's time.

pls dunt fuk me in but

>>118232246
>Assassin
>Hassan I Sabbah

>>118231516
Was Alexander really this fag?

>>118232237
Kill Lancelot before he can fuck Arthur's wife.

You might just save the kingdom.

You also might want to warn her about Mordred

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>>118232050
Fool, the real world is something easily conquerable, I'm now looking towards the new frontiers of the virtual world, by adding anonymous to my army I will conquer the internet!

>>118232273
the hassassins were created in islamic times though

>>118232121
A retainer is a kind of servant.

>>118232280
Some accounts say he was. Others dispute it.

He might have had a sexual relationship with his best friend Hephaestion and his Eunuch.

Chances are he probably did since he lived in an era when one Greek City-State thought it was a good idea to have a Unit entirely made up of gay couples.

>>118232309
With the rise of Nationalism and modern weapons, the challenge has become a bit harder.

But I would gladly fight in Alexander's army and create an Empire stretching from Greece to Asia.

This time, we should cross the Himalayas into the Great Tibetan Plateau and Eastward to the Great Civilisation of China.

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"A thousand ships we'll launch from here, Hephaistion! We'll round Arabia, and sail up the gulf to Egypt. From there, we'll build a channel through the desert, out to the middle sea. And then we'll move on Carthage, and that great island Cecily; they'll pay large tribute. After that the Romans - good fighters, but we'll beat them. And then explore the northern forests, and add the pillars of Heracles to the western ocean. And then one day, populations will mix and travel freely. Asia and Europe will come together.

And we'll grow old, Hephaistion, looking out our balcony at this new world. "

If only Alexander had survived. This beautiful dream, it would have become a reality but the rise of Globalisation will ensure his dream comes true in another way.

Okay, but you better not fucking hoard all the towns and castles, you fucking piece of shit, I spend a gorillion denarii training troops and taking towns and then suddenly FAGGOT HAS GIVEN TIHR TO FAGGOT.

You better fucking not hoard all the shit or I swear to God I'm helping the throne claimant.

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>>118231516
Sorry you hedonistic and short-sighted fool, but I've already pledged allegiance to another.

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>>118232576
Her once cat is better.

>>118232529
"Dreams end when the dreamer wakes."

>>118232023
>Doesn't want to feel Gil's sweet lips around his dick.
Stay pleb, faggot.

i didn't vote for you

>>118231528
How did you manage to direct a comment to the next post?

>>118231516
We could totally use Alex again, since the middle east is so fucked up right now.

I'd be like, "Yeah, let's go take back all the *kistans and maybe build a monument or a dozen."

>>118231528
>>118232237
>>118232576
>amoral
>hedonist
We're not talking about Goldy, m8.

I can't give you any magical energy. Go find somebody else.

>>118232162
Why was Gil naked in this scene

Is it the fujoshit?

>>118233791
If we were, I'd have said yes, but Gilgamesh neither needs nor wants a vassal.

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No thanks, I'll rape and pillage with my real ancestor.

>>118233848
Go back to fapping to Enkidu, Goldy.

>>118233847
Gil's powerlevels increase the less he's wearing.

>>118233847
remember the grail mud that burned every fucking thing it touched? Gil was covered in it.

>>118231516
I say fuck you. Go fuck yourself

>>118233847
You don't get grail mud pour on you and get away without losing anything.

I miss Alex

I cried at his death

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>Bill Clinton appears

What do you do now King of Conquerors?

>>118232037
underrated comment

>>118233931
He died a manly death.

>>118232280
He was actually even more fag (and at the same time manly) than Zero depicts him. As seen >>118232418, not to mention that, as I understand, Greeks had a very different outlook on homosexual relations, or even sexual orientation than people would even a few hundred years later.

Also, Alexander was notoriously a pretty boy who supposedly started the "Clean-shaven" trend.

>>118231545
Says the guy who buttfucked Enkidu.

>>118231984
>>118232030
He seems like the kind of guy to give willing folks a chance. He's probably gonna go full Captain Shang on everyone and Get Down to Business to Make a Man Out of You.

>>118232050
>>118232095
>>118233784
These guys get it.

>>118231516
I will follow you to the ends of the Earth, King of Conquerors!

>>118233959
Summon Monica from AH and have her defeat him.

>>118233931
I didn't.

>>118231516
Is this anime as good as people say ?
Would you recommend it for someone who's enjoying Shingeki no Bahamut : Genesis ?

>>118234019
Considering Bahamut is pretty much shit you can enjoy almost anything. But be warned, FZ is extremely boring at first, then it gets better but in general is inferior to UBW.

>>118233992
I'll take buttfucking Enkidu over wanting to buttfuck Kayneth.

>>118234019
No, WORDS WORDS WORDS broken up by some action sequences. It's telling that among a few of these WORDS scenes that only a few have any real sort of staying power with fans.

>ctrl+F "genuflect"
>no results

[X] GENUFLECT

>>118233992
>Says the guy who buttfucked Enkidu.

Enkidu can be whatever the fuck he wants to be remember

>>118234060
>F/Z
>too much dialogue
Are you for real now?

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>Not hearing Psalms as recited by the Psalmist himself.

>>118234072
Not the king I want to genuflect to.

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>>118234076
I don't remember reading that in the epic

>>118234110
Because Fate Gil / Enkidu are nothing like the Epic.

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I know he already got summoned in some Fate but how did he die?

>>118234110
Nasu wrote his own version of the epic to work with his stories, Enkidu is genderless clay that copied the form of some divine harlot

>>118234045
But Bahamut is pretty good so far

>>118234082
Definitely too much for someone who can't watch things for themselves.

>>118234159
He didn't die yet.
If I remember correctly he's fighting against Chiron at the moment

>>118234159
Uh... in the myth?

Or in the Fate story? Because I don't think he's died yet in Fate. When he does, he'll probably go down to either Karna or to Chiron, since those two are literally the only ones capable of hurting him. Goddamn overpowered Andres Amarantos.

>>118234159
Ankle sprain.

>>118232302
>Kill Lancelot before he can fuck Arthur's wife.
>Kill Lancelot

Yeah, uh, good luck with that.

>>118234142
Well, duh.

A fucking guy from URUK, which was like in what- in the middle east? Isnt gonna look like some blonde guido yutzwith too much time on his hand.

Fate Stay Night isnt even trying.

I'd like to see a more realistic interpretation of the concept.

>>118234168
>Nasu wrote his own version of the epic to work with his stories
Yes because after he read the Epic he realised that "his" Gilgamesh has absolutly nothing to do with the mythical Gilgamesh at all

>>118234168

That's literally fan fiction.

>>118234186
>Andres Amarantos
It's supposed to be Andreas (manly).

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>>118234206
Would he look more like this?
Speaking of which did they learn how to craft gold stuffs yet at 2500.BC?

>>118234208
And thanks to that we got CCC Gilgamesh, which was huge improvement.

>>118234222
It's Canon

>>118234052
>>118234076
Look, the point is that Gil is also a very passive ruler because he's way too confident in his rulership.

He won't really take charge unless shit is going down right in front of him or something ends up catching his attention. He feels no need to exert his right to rule otherwise and would just sit on a throne all day.

Alexander though is much more active and willing to assert himself.

>>118234287
>Speaking of which did they learn how to craft gold stuffs yet at 2500.BC?
Minoans had jewelry around 3000-2500 BC that we can barely (if at all) replicate NOW, if I'm remembering correctly.

Also flushing toilets and plumbing.

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Anyone can think of a legendary Caster older than pic related?

>>118234206
I'm more forgiving to the character design so I don't mind Gil being a guido.

What triggers me however, is the plate armour.

>>118234313
>tfw ancient civilizations advanced enough to have toilets and plumbing
>But toilet paper and bidet are still only modern advents
I am butthurt in a very painful and very gross medical sense.

>>118234307
>It's Canon

How is it "canon"?

>>118234206
I somehow found discrepancies in skin color are less telling than Gil's portrayal as a Luciferian sadist with an anti-world sword.

>>118234359
>>But toilet paper and bidet are still only modern advents
They just used water.

Then flushed that away as well.

>>118234308
Gil became a passive ruler after he purged Uruk's general vicinity of threats. He was active enough.

>>118234287
I find it hilarious how in F/SN Gil is supposed to have prototypes of every weapon when Mesopotamia was entering into the bronze age.

>>118234361
How is it not? His backstory appears in CCC and Fate/Strange fake and they are both official works.

>>118234307
CCC Gil really wasn't that different from Fate/Zero's.

>>118234402
Strange Fake is not, but maybe you'll get something with the new volumes.

>>118234363
That's a good question.
How do you know a sword is "Anti World'?

I mean, if you use it, does it destroy the world?
How do you know it can destroy the world if you dont actually use it?
And if you use it, does that mean the world you're standing on gets destroyed?
How do you know what it's capable of until you use it, then?

Does it come with a manual?
Does it come with like, a lever for adjusting output of "World Destroyiness?

If so, how do you test if it works?

Almost destroying a world?

>>118234415
One of the things I liked about F/Z, or the anime at least, is when Iskandar is asking Seiba and Gil if the king must stand alone.

And while Seiba is going on about how the king must always be alone, Gil, very noticeably, said absolutely nothing in response. He already had his answer.

>>118234400
Gil's Uruk had submarines and spaceships. It doesn't even matter anymore.

>>118234445
>Strange Fake is not

Kaleidoscope

>>118234474
>I mean, if you use it, does it destroy the world?
Ea is the sword of disassociation. It shows the truth of the world, tears apart Gaia's reality marble.

>Does it come with like, a lever for adjusting output of "World Destroyiness?
Yes, he can adjust the power output as he needs to.

>>118234481
I hate Nasu.

>>118234503
Oh boy here we go again. Kaleidoscope does not make everything canon.

>>118234530
You don't get to pick and choose which official works are canon or not anon. Except parodies of course

Is there any musician in the fate series?

>>118234555
Strange Fake won't be official until the volume comes out next year.

>>118234555
>>118234530
Carnival Phantasm canon is best canon.

>>118234576
Which means the backstory will be canon in the end so why the fuck are you arguing with the other anon?

>>118234616
There's no telling if it'll be exactly identical, and odds are it won't be.

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>>118234568
Does this count?

>>118234568
There's a playwright and a psalmist.

>>118234555

We're in a situation where every random cash-in label they decide to put their logo on is now canon just because word of god. Which is why I gave up trying to make sense of this retarded mythos long ago.

>>118231516
You're not mai La Pucelle

Theoretical question:
If Alexander and his phalanxes ever crossed the Himalayans (or went through India) and faced the Chinesse, how would that go down?

>>118234481
>>118234523
It's magic bitch. He ain't gotta explain shit.

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Fuck off, I'm too busy worshiping my king.

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>>118235400
Will you follow her?

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Iskander a best king.

>>118231516

Sure considering i fucked up the time warp to Rome.

>>118234096
51 is my favorite

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Ass or tits?

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I rather fight alongside the King of Kings or the Founder of Israel

>>118236476
Go die in a fire

>>118236602
ass

>>118233992
>He's probably gonna go full Captain Shang on everyone and Get Down to Business to Make a Man Out of You.
If He does this, I'll sign up

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>>118232280
Bisexual. Urobuchi said that if Kayneth had summoned Iskander, sooner or later there would've been a threesome involving Sola-Ui. You can imagine what was going on with him and Waver off-screen and what all the blushing and "you're my king" was about.