You are lucky anon, I've decided you are worthy of being my loyal vassal, what do you say?
Come on, I'll even summon you for my noble phantasm.
Fool, the real world is something easily conquerable, I'm now looking towards the new frontiers of the virtual world, by adding anonymous to my army I will conquer the internet!
Some accounts say he was. Others dispute it.
He might have had a sexual relationship with his best friend Hephaestion and his Eunuch.
Chances are he probably did since he lived in an era when one Greek City-State thought it was a good idea to have a Unit entirely made up of gay couples.
With the rise of Nationalism and modern weapons, the challenge has become a bit harder.
But I would gladly fight in Alexander's army and create an Empire stretching from Greece to Asia.
This time, we should cross the Himalayas into the Great Tibetan Plateau and Eastward to the Great Civilisation of China.
"A thousand ships we'll launch from here, Hephaistion! We'll round Arabia, and sail up the gulf to Egypt. From there, we'll build a channel through the desert, out to the middle sea. And then we'll move on Carthage, and that great island Cecily; they'll pay large tribute. After that the Romans - good fighters, but we'll beat them. And then explore the northern forests, and add the pillars of Heracles to the western ocean. And then one day, populations will mix and travel freely. Asia and Europe will come together.
And we'll grow old, Hephaistion, looking out our balcony at this new world. "
If only Alexander had survived. This beautiful dream, it would have become a reality but the rise of Globalisation will ensure his dream comes true in another way.
Okay, but you better not fucking hoard all the towns and castles, you fucking piece of shit, I spend a gorillion denarii training troops and taking towns and then suddenly FAGGOT HAS GIVEN TIHR TO FAGGOT.
You better fucking not hoard all the shit or I swear to God I'm helping the throne claimant.
Sorry you hedonistic and short-sighted fool, but I've already pledged allegiance to another.
We could totally use Alex again, since the middle east is so fucked up right now.
I'd be like, "Yeah, let's go take back all the *kistans and maybe build a monument or a dozen."
No thanks, I'll rape and pillage with my real ancestor.
>Bill Clinton appears
What do you do now King of Conquerors?
He was actually even more fag (and at the same time manly) than Zero depicts him. As seen >>118232418, not to mention that, as I understand, Greeks had a very different outlook on homosexual relations, or even sexual orientation than people would even a few hundred years later.
Also, Alexander was notoriously a pretty boy who supposedly started the "Clean-shaven" trend.
Says the guy who buttfucked Enkidu.
He seems like the kind of guy to give willing folks a chance. He's probably gonna go full Captain Shang on everyone and Get Down to Business to Make a Man Out of You.
These guys get it.
I will follow you to the ends of the Earth, King of Conquerors!
>Not hearing Psalms as recited by the Psalmist himself.
I don't remember reading that in the epic
I know he already got summoned in some Fate but how did he die?
Uh... in the myth?
Or in the Fate story? Because I don't think he's died yet in Fate. When he does, he'll probably go down
to either Karna or to Chiron, since those two are literally the only ones capable of hurting him. Goddamn overpowered Andres Amarantos.
A fucking guy from URUK, which was like in what- in the middle east? Isnt gonna look like some blonde guido yutzwith too much time on his hand.
Fate Stay Night isnt even trying.
I'd like to see a more realistic interpretation of the concept.
>Nasu wrote his own version of the epic to work with his stories
Yes because after he read the Epic he realised that "his" Gilgamesh has absolutly nothing to do with the mythical Gilgamesh at all
Would he look more like this?
Speaking of which did they learn how to craft gold stuffs yet at 2500.BC?
Look, the point is that Gil is also a very passive ruler because he's way too confident in his rulership.
He won't really take charge unless shit is going down right in front of him or something ends up catching his attention. He feels no need to exert his right to rule otherwise and would just sit on a throne all day.
Alexander though is much more active and willing to assert himself.
>Speaking of which did they learn how to craft gold stuffs yet at 2500.BC?
Minoans had jewelry around 3000-2500 BC that we can barely (if at all) replicate NOW, if I'm remembering correctly.
Also flushing toilets and plumbing.
Anyone can think of a legendary Caster older than pic related?
>tfw ancient civilizations advanced enough to have toilets and plumbing
>But toilet paper and bidet are still only modern advents
I am butthurt in a very painful and very gross medical sense.
That's a good question.
How do you know a sword is "Anti World'?
I mean, if you use it, does it destroy the world?
How do you know it can destroy the world if you dont actually use it?
And if you use it, does that mean the world you're standing on gets destroyed?
How do you know what it's capable of until you use it, then?
Does it come with a manual?
Does it come with like, a lever for adjusting output of "World Destroyiness?
If so, how do you test if it works?
Almost destroying a world?
One of the things I liked about F/Z, or the anime at least, is when Iskandar is asking Seiba and Gil if the king must stand alone.
And while Seiba is going on about how the king must always be alone, Gil, very noticeably, said absolutely nothing in response. He already had his answer.
>I mean, if you use it, does it destroy the world?
Ea is the sword of disassociation. It shows the truth of the world, tears apart Gaia's reality marble.
>Does it come with like, a lever for adjusting output of "World Destroyiness?
Yes, he can adjust the power output as he needs to.
We're in a situation where every random cash-in label they decide to put their logo on is now canon just because word of god. Which is why I gave up trying to make sense of this retarded mythos long ago.
I rather fight alongside the King of Kings or the Founder of Israel
Bisexual. Urobuchi said that if Kayneth had summoned Iskander, sooner or later there would've been a threesome involving Sola-Ui. You can imagine what was going on with him and Waver off-screen and what all the blushing and "you're my king" was about.