Past thread: >117948931
Where we debate if Rei Ayanami is cake or marshmallows.
Get in here.
>>117988685
Rei is snow.
Marshmallows. Soft.
>>117988894
Interesting, I see your point.
>>117988894
>>117989006
Definitely as cold as ice.
>>117989051
you mean as cool as ice
>>117988670
>i'm always disheartened by Rei threads. the images usually aren't as good as what you find in the asuka threads
While I understand what you mean, I don't think anyone is focusing on posting the best of the best, exactly.
Hell, we don't even max out the imagelimit before reaching post limit.
Rei is soft
Rei is not a christmas cake.
>>117989235
This. She's only 14.
Rei is cuteAsuka still best
>>117989235
Who said she was?
I'd say things are leaning in heavily towards marshmallow softness rather than cake's deliciousness.
>>117988685
>can't even link back to the previous thread
previous thread:
>>117948931
>>117989368
sorry, that was a typo, but I linked the past thread to this one which I guess mattered more.
>>117989327
The last thread was all about how Rei was a Christmas Cake.
I didn't see a single "I'm going to eat her" comment.
Rei has plush breasts.
How did we go from this
>>117989454
except for this:
>>117954547
>>117989514
to this
>>117989514
to this.
>>117989557
>>117989514
I can tell the first one is the shop.
>>117989298
Fuck off normie
>>117989781
Rei is not a christmas cake.
>A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.
>The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Christmas%20Cake
>>117989298
Doesn't the eastern church celebrate Jesus' nativity on Jan 6?
>>117989889
Japs and their shit taste.
>Rei is the one to come out of Eva 01 instead of Shinji
Did I just fix 3.0?
>>117990181
No, you did not.
>>117990056
on the upside, there must be plenty of decent but self conscious 26yo you can fool around with for 3 or for more years before they really do expire.
>>117990056
Fuck no you didn't
>>117990056
>>117990382
fuck meant to reply to >>117990181
>>117990181
3.0 needs a lot more to fix it self than that, and it's not getting better because either not getting out is retarded, so is the timeskip.
Here, if you insist on only Rei coming out, here's an actual fix that would make the movies a billion times better.
Pardon the shitty work done, I don't want to spend too much time getting the point across.
>>117989889
Wouldn't that make Asuka one?
Shes 28, and super undesirable by normals, even with her 14 year old body. No one in Wille who knows what she is is ever going near that.
>>117990593
Yeah, sure thing. If Asuka wasn't under Anno's special protection, she'd be WILLE's pincushion.
>>117990593
>Wouldn't that make Asuka one?
Yep.
>you now realize all criticisms asukafags make about rei normally apply to their own waifu more
>>117990812
We're just tsun for Reifags
>>117990812
Why do you they make them in the first place?
All these years since the 90's they've been projecting their own flaws unto others.
With Asuka's birthday the other day, lack of Rei fanart really bothers me.
Looking on Pixiv it's like, entirely pictures of Kaworu and Shinji gaying it up, some pictures of Asuka solo scattered around, the occasional group image, and that's it. Finding nice pictures of Rei is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Thanks, 3.33
>>117990910
God, the doll thing, especially the doll thing. so much projection.
>captcha: nsaspys eyes
>>117990524
That's a really shitty shop m8.
>>117990195
>>117990424
You don't want Rei getting some quality time with her alien brother?
I thought you guys were Reifags, but you only really care when she's blushing and cooking, right?
>>117990947
What did you expect? Almost everyone hates what Rebuild/Q did to Rei, the exception being newfags and people who never liked Rei in the first place.
>>117991050
The only time Rei needs with the "alien brother" that screws her over in Rebuild is the time to wring his neck and end his life forever.
>>117990856
If you want Reifag cock in your mouth why not just ask?
>>117991050
>That's a really shitty shop m8.
That's what I said. Read:
>Pardon the shitty work done, I don't want to spend too much time getting the point across.
Also, Rei and Kaworu are enemies as far as I see it. Kaworu had his chance to spend quality time with Rei in Rebuild, even with that retarded sister of hers, and he spent it on gay piano and fucking up everything Rei had worked so hard to avoid.
NGE Kaworu? No, not really.
>>117991164
It's not like I want your disgusting cock or anything, baka.
>>117991109
I liked 1.11, though.2.22 was a guilty pleasure of mine, even though they turned Rei into a moeblob.
>>117991391
I liked both, and don't think Rei turned into a moeblob.
>>117991109
Pretty sure at least loli Rei wanted her brother's D.
How does Kaworu screw her over? He knows Rei Q isn't the real one, hence when he calls her just a Lilin imitation who's soul is somewhere else.
>>117991254
>Rei and Kaworu are enemies
Looks like you didn't read up on your Eva lore. Just because their children fight means shit, Adam and Lilith were never meant to fight. Not only are Rei and Kaworu literally joined at the hip in EoE, but Kaworu gives her the hint on what she really is in episode 24. Rei also looks down at him sadly as he looks up to smile at her when he's about to die
>>117991341
Go put on your best sissy dress and crawl back to me on all fours, Asukafag. You can service me under the desk while I shitpost. You want to be a good little girl, don't you?
>>117991511
>Pretty sure at least loli Rei wanted her brother's D.
Pretty sure that ain't canon. Not in the TV-series.
Pretty sure that doesn't mean she wants Kaworu anything but dead, hence how red it is.
>How does Kaworu screw her over? He knows Rei Q isn't the real one, hence when he calls her just a Lilin imitation who's soul is somewhere else.
Which is first, screwing over her retarded sister. Not even making her representable for Shinji so he won't get shocked. Wow, top kek he didn't even take care of Shinji.
Then Rei's last words before being absorbed is the hope that Shinji won't pilot the EVA again, and here Kaworu goes, "pilot this EVA with me".
That and Kaworu doesn't even help Rei out.
>>117991511
Looks like you aren't capable of regurgitating anything but nonsense. They weren't supposed to fight, but fights out already bitch.
Kaworu doesn't give her a hint that helps her more than what she knows, she's already at that point aware, what she's trying to figure out is why Kaworu feels the same as her, in other words, she is already then suspecting that HE is an Angel.
It's not Kaworu that helps Rei out here.
See >>117991586
Doesn't look sad to me. (I know that's an edit, but she doesn't look sad in the slightest, not even for Rei.
>>117991586Skype?
>>117991254
>even with that retarded sister of hers
they seem to have spent years there, he did what every sensible person who meets Q would do, ignore her and pretend she doesn't exist.
>>117991923
>they seem to have spent years there
There's no indication of that.
>he did what every sensible person who meets Q would do, ignore her and pretend she doesn't exist.
I don't like Rei Q either, the character. It's perhaps the worst thing to happen to Rei in Evangelion.
BUT THE SENSIBLE THING IS TO TEACH HER AND TREAT HER LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
>>117991511
That means Kaworu had some kind of interest towards her probably for being the only one like him, but she never seemed open to him. Probably because while he was fine embracing his Adam nature, she wanted to define herself as Rei and not Lilith.
I've been avoiding 3.33 since it came out. This thread makes me feel good about that.
>>117992123
you're a smart guy
>>117991986
It's rebuild Kaworu, if it's not Shinji, he doesn't care about it.
>>117992123
After watching the camrip, I didn't even bother with the actual release.
>>117992123
The only good thing about it is their cool new plug suits. That's literally it.
>>117992196
wow, some good job caring about Shinji.
You know, the guy that's emotionally invested in Rei and knows nothing about the world? Maybe not letting him have the Rei Q shock would be a good move for Kaworu.
Maybe keep him away from Fuyutsuki.
Top Bullshit.
>>117992274
I didn't say he was good at it.
He's a fucking creepy time traveling stalker.
He's also a fucking huge retarded who can't think 2 steps ahead, and selfishly just wants Shinji to be happy, so he himself has a purpose.
I honestly have no idea what kind of message Anno is trying to send with Kaworu.
>>117992421
>wants shinji 2 b hapy
>does everything except making happy
Anno's point is to make for shipping material. Fuck.
>>117992176
For you.
>>117992421
How is Kaworu selfish for trying to make someone else happy, to the point of actually sacrificing his life for that person.
>>117992604
Because Kaworu is only thinking about Shinji, he's selfishly interested in Shinji and only Shinji. No one else.
Shinji is "his". He's not sharing.
>>117989298
>>117989298
Her soul is thousands of years old.
>>117992671
But he isn't Shinji, so that isn't selfishUnless he is revealed to be in final.
Rei is not Christmas Cake, she's only like 14 or something.
Don't mind the pic, just posting best girl.