>go to waifu's home to meet her parents >sit at the

is that her sister mother or what?

My waifu's parents aren't in the material plane anymore.

>>117932651
>waifu is orphan
Thanks OP

>>117932724
Thats your mother. Your waifu is your sister. She invited you to your own place for dinner

I ask Yuno to let me out of the cage with the corpses in it.

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>>117932891
>Your waifu is your sister.

I'm OK with this.

I can't get erections in front of people, it's a performance anxiety thing.

Start crying

>>117934229

Look at this fag

But Anon, my waifu is dead

>>117932651
Remark on how odd it is to have a dinning room set up just like a class room would be.

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>>117934229

I bet you piss in stalls. Faggot

>>117932651
Rape the Daughter
Rape the Mother
Rape the Father
Rape the Dog

>>117934366
this

>>117932651
My waifus parents abandoned her

>>117934406
THE ARISTOCRATS!

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>>117932651
Worst case scenario, literally nothing happens.

>>117934406
Dad does the dishes

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>>117932651
Freak out that there are corpses sitting at the table with us.

>>117932651
cum and start farting

>>117932651
Start sweating and pass out.

>>117934832
I can't believe that was something that was said by a comedian. It sounds straight out of an /r9k/ greentext.

>>117932651
Put my hand down her panties. Two can play at that game!

I won't fault for yur trickery! I've watched enough Chinese cartoons to know that parents are never around. We're actually the only two at the table you fool!
QED

Bend her over the table and fuck her.

>>117934636
Lol

No, really

My waifu is very submissive. This seems to be extremely out of character for her so I would be more confused than aroused or anything else.

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>>117932651
Wonder why we're having a family dinner in a classroom

>>117934374
Can't even do that if other people are there.

>hey excuse me waifu's mum, where's your bathroom?
>stay there for a while until she gets bored and won't do it again

>you will never be 2D
>you will never attend school with you're waifu
>she will never sexually tease you in public places

just let it fucking end

>>117935468
>he did not sneak into the school during christmas to have a dinner with the whole family there

What kind of weirdo family have you been born into?

>>117935581
But she didn't go to school and I don't think she's capable of teasing.

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>>117934831
>>117933031
What is it with the Yunofags here? I thought you died out?

>>117932651
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>117935679
She hasn't killed me off yet. Must be true love.

>>117935581
>she will never sexually tease you in public places

That hurts anon. I want her to sneakily jerk me off in public.

>>117935816
Pull out my android and ask /a/ what to do.