>No Saber thread
The king will only forgive you if you cook her a nice meal.
A large majority of those posts are from Rugg, the jiggaboo poster, to stir up trouble.
I'd believe you, except you're wrong. This is not just happening to /a/. All this spam can't possibly be from a single person. It's organized.
Since when has /pol/ tier cancer been tolerated on /a/?
>lol just accept it guys it's normal you don't want to be like tumblr do you?
No. This is being forced on the board, and it's fucking bullshit.
>Giving your waifu food
If you treat your waifu like she is important your involuntarily inviting her to walk all over you and treat you like shit because ''she's special''. If you want to hang on to a woman, treat her like shit, trust me I know this stuff, my dad is Aphrodite.
This shit came out of NOWHERE onto /a/. And it's stayed. And it's evolved. Somebody who had zero knowledge of the board came here with the intention to spam negro cuck, and they're learning as they go.
Gawain a pretentious douche, posting superior male saber.
>superior to the mighty and handsome Sir Gawain
Your taste is horrifyingly bad as usual nameless coward.
That's no way to speak to your uncle, you shameless ripoff.
I WANT TO GIVE SABER A QUICK KISS ON HER CHEEK TO MAKE HER ALL FLUSTERED AND UPSET, THEN TELL HER SHE'S CUTE WHEN SHE'S UPSET SO SHE CAN GET EVEN MORE UPSET BUT ALSO BLUSH A LITTLE.
I WANT TO BULLY MY KING.
Why should I, Sir Gawain be intimidated by a mare imposter. Begone from my presence and do not sully my kingship's thread with your lies.
Quite well actually,
I used it on that wench of a woman you call your mother recently, She seemed pleasured by it greatly then again, all disgusting harlots are since they all bend over and beg for my blade. Another day in the life of Sir Gawain.
There is no rule that a fake cannot defeat the original.
>Men don't cook.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the culinary arts, you little Prussian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Le Restaurant Française in Nice, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret cook-offs, and I have over 300 confirmed recipes. I am trained in gorilla cuisine and I’m the top patissier in the entire French army. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will tickle your tastebuds with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hotel owners across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, andouilette. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your appetite. You’re fed dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can grill chicken in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in rôtisserie, but I have access to the entire corpus of French culinary tradition and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable appetite off the face of the continent, you little cretin. If only you could have known what delicious retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will eat it. You’re fucking fed, kiddo.
you're wrong. men DO cook. real MEN cook.
wanna know why most of the master chefs are men? women have shit taste, literally.
women also drink gallons of cum, their tasting buds are geared that way.
Saber has been absolutely magnificent all of UBW so far. Where Zero failed to do so, UBW has made me realize once again why I like her character so much.
not really, just a hardass. she loses every fight
I don't find her plain
her help isn't worth much tough
not for long.
as long as you share her ideals.
I hate her for what she is, sorry to disappoint. rest assured, I'm not here to shit up the thread, you can move on.
Terrible outfit for battle
Not enough armor covers her body
Huge fucking gauntlets for no reason
Shoulder and upper arms are exposed as fuck
Thighs and hips do not have protection
Neck is exposed as well
I swear some people make shit to look cool and forget if the armor will protect and function normally.
>not a badass
She holds her own in fights against titans despite being weak because "her legend isn't that famous
which is total BS". Not only that, but purely under her own steam when Shirou couldn't give her mana.
>help not worth much
Considering she basically won the 4th grail war, and characters littered in the 4th and 5th only survived thanks to her, I'd say her help is worth a lot.
Her duty is to her subjects anyway.
>only kind if you share her ideals
I doubt every single one of her subjects shared her ideals but she still laid down her life for them, and treated her enemies with respect. Her ideals are the right ones to share anyway, so there shouldn't be a problem.
>she loses every fight
But she doesn't.
>her help isn't worth much though
But it is.
>not for long
She's still loyal to Shirou even when Rin is her master
>as long as you share her ideals
She's kind to everyone that doesn't treat her like shit like Gil, Rider, and Kerry.
I will complain on the internet and you can't stop me!
Dude, it's true that the armor is shit that doesn't protect enough of her body. Wearing a poofy dress into battle doesn't help either. The dress is fine for normal wear but looks silly for fighting.
You are the first person to request that. Sorry, /a/nonymous, but I have to decline.
>No meat in the freezer
>Nothing to cook real broth with
>Only potatos and cream cheese in the fridge
I want to be hungey :/
And eat delicious christmas food.
I cook well enough myself, /a/nonymous, though I appreciate the offer.
What the shit is with you cunts? First the cuck spamming and now posting genitals.
I doubt that. I do not understand the appeal of having me dress up as Saber. I do not resemble her and I am not attractive.
Sorry, I'm just having a giggle at femanon's expense. Don't know where the cuck spam is coming from.
>I am not attractive.
To me, Saber is not about her attraction. That is not the first priority when I think of her. I think of her charm, personality, interesting point of views. Having someone you love for so many years, I'm sure you can embody those traits of her.
>To me, Saber is not about her attraction.
An interesting subject. I, for example, consider what my relationship to Saber will be when I'm an old man. If it is purely adolescent or superficial, then I would have to eternally project myself as a youth, or would have to justify a creepy relationship. Neither option is appealing