Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is densest of them all?

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Shirou has been giving us some great density-moments lately.

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Shirou isn't even that dense, I never got why he was always the posterboy for denseness.

Pic related is much worse.

>>117644296
>I never got why he was always the posterboy for denseness.
It's that one doujinshi, which has become memetic.

>>117644231
>>117644269
Why is he so pure?

>>117644328
Everything hiroyuki is memetic.

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>>117644296
>>117644328
Nah, he really is pretty dense. And gets called on it often.

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Shirou-lite.

>>117644296
IIE SENPAI.

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>>117644231
>>117644269
I've done both of these and then some denser moments...

>>117644388
>The instant I feel Tohsaka's soft hand, I realize she is a girl.

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>>117644720
>But we are already outside.

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>>117644231
>>117644720
Ayako route when

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>>117645028
As soon as Nasu finishes writing Sacchin route.

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>>117645028
You have to wait 10+ years for neglected side characters to get a route.

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>This is my sister Fuji-Nee. We're not actually related by blood.
Shirou. You have to have watched at least one anime in your life. You should know what this means.

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>caster route
>taiga route
>ayako route
WHEN

>>117645111
Who?

>>117645639
Route where he becomes Archer when?

>>117647489
Seeing as how that goes beyond what FSN can be, truly never.

If Caster is supposed to be Madea, why isn't she black?

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>>117644424

>>117644231
Not Shirou. He's just has a one-track mind and had his self-preservation instinct traumatized out of him when he was child.

>>117647489
>You'll never see Mind of Steel animated

;_;

>>117644424
Is Bazett even a virgin? She does the same job as Ciel and Kotomine and both of them managed to get some and one even spat out a child. Maybe she's just one of those people like Taiga.

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>well shirou, if you want to swim in a pool, you could come over to my house
>alone
>and get naked
>and see me exclusively in a bikini
>and have the two of us wet and bothered
>with no one to bother us
>alone
>ALONE

>sure, and i'll invite everyone else over!

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>>117647828
She is. Avenger teases her about it.
I suppose it's possible she transferred mana to Lancer after summoning him, but that's neither confirmed nor denied.

>>117647913
Can't blame Shirou, he wants to make everyone happy.

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>>117647913
But it's really hard to follow Tohsaka's reasoning.
>The instant I feel Tohsaka's hard punch, I realize she must be mad.

>>117647937
That explains her awkwardness with Lancer even more now, It's kinda funny, I can't help but ponder how their partnership would of worked if Bazett had not Kotomine'd. Through it kinda makes Lancer a dick, He sure doesn't seem to care that his previous master was killed judging by how he's acting in the anime.

>>117648443
He would have fucked her and then he'd have pushed her at Shirou just before he kicked the bucket.

>>117644510
I don't know why she is stripping, but she should wear better underwear, its doesn't give her correct support.

>>117644231

why is sporty brown hair Ryougi so best?

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>>117644231

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>>117647937
Does femMasterxMaleServant still transfer mana?

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>>117645028
Ride Ayako when

What would happen if shirou managed to somehow to summon his future self? I mean other than huge paradox shenanigans

>>117649321
Well for starters, Archer would go ahead and kill him then and there. Mission complete.

I'm sure the Fifth War would probably turn out fairly badly without him around.

>>117649321
If they didn't kill each other in the first day, they'd probably be unstoppable. One Unlimited Blade Works after the other.
It's like having two Servants for the price of one.

>>117649384
But would they fuck?

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>>117649321
The Grail moves to plan B and picks Taiga to atone for Kerry's sin.

>>117649384
They'd bro it up if they got far enough. Archer would teach him his moves, and by day 3 you'd have double UBW and projections out the ass. Gil would cry himself to sleep seeing the double faker squad rape his butthole.

Archer can beat the shit out of any hero, except lancer if he doesn't throw the fucking spear. Especially with the bullshit attack Shirou uses in HF to defeat Seiba.

It'd be great to watch. A shame it'll never happen.

Is F/H A voiced at all, or just text and such?

>>117649657
>Bro it up

Nah. Even if Archer accepts Shirou, he'd never get that close to him. The way I figure, he'd still be largely dismissive of Shirou and they'd pretty much never get along. They might be able to agree on some things seeing as how they're the same person, but throw away any thoughts about them becoming "bros".

Just because you want something to happen doesn't mean it would. Besides, they dislike each other on a fundamental level. Even if they're civil with each other, that's gonna be the extent of it. Being forced to experience your past self's stupidity would put anyone in a sour mood. And seeing just how much of a cynical narcissist his future self is probably doesn't make Shirou very happy either.

>>117649756
not voice acted, but a vita version is coming out soon that will be.

See I think people mistake something about Archer. He wouldn't straight-out kill Shirou, even if he summoned him. He always gives himself multiple chances to rescind his ideals and to take a new path, like he does in HF. Even in UBW, it took until Ryudou Temple before Archer attacked him head-on, and for the entire time period before that, he tried to convince Shirou while protecting him (from Caster, going home after the Berzercar fight, and such).

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Shirou, ever the font of philosophical complexity.

>>117649833
It came out just recently, I think.

>>117649839
can a servant kill their summoner? i cant remeber an instance of that happenng

>>117650135
Yes Caster did.

>>117650135
>Caster

>>117650182
>>117650186
She had to trick him into using all his command seals first. It's never actually revealed what for.

>>117650182
>>117650186
oh right.

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>>117645028
someday i hope....

>>117644269
Fuck you, Shirou, that doesn't even make sense. No one would say they want to eat alone with someone, with a third person also present and eating.

>>117647827
What is there to animate? Shirou and Ilya talk, then he goes back to the church, talks with Rin and Kotomine there, Kotomine says some vague ominous stuff, bad end.

>>117647705
oh god I need more
they would make the world cutest and densest couple

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>>117644231
ufotable made her really erotic

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>>117653542
>Eventually, their friends, maybe Rin, get sick of how dense and retarded they are
>They convince (force) Bazett to be more aggressive and even get her cute/sexy lingerie
>Bazett is red as fuck as she tries to act more clumsily romantic for Shirou
>Shirou is taken completely by surprise and clumsily responds with stuttered "i-idiot!" and the like.
>The clumsiest sex scene in the entire universe starts to play out

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>>117644231
he must not be very sharp!

>>117646693
>who?
you faggot

>>117644269
Is this Hollow Ataraxia?

>>117648443
>He sure doesn't seem to care that his previous master was killed judging by how he's acting in the anime.
What's done is done
see
>Ferdiad
>Connla

I forgot, who is his girlfriend?

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>>117661481
Rin.

>>117644510
His autism never stops being funny.

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>>117647705

>Galapagos tortoise

Very good.

>>117652834
him going inside, killing kotomine, Rin, killing sakura, going out, buying weapons, killing everyone else, quiting high school, going on a plane for his next hero move, fade to black as you see the first strands of white hair in his hair.

>>117662066
I still don't see how he'd manage to kill Rin.
Especialy since she still has Archer and he has no servant at all