Do you sit like this /a/?

>>117475927
There are two different ways of sitting depicted there, anon. Possible 3, depending on how nuanced you want to be.

>>117475927
I sit like right girl when I'm wearing a skirt and thigh highs.

>>117475927
I can only sit with my legs spread because my cock is too big.

>>117475927
I'm a whore, I sit with my legs open and always have a huge silly smile in the face and heart pupils.

No, I cross my legs.

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>>117475927
I sit like that?
I wonder why.

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>>117475982
>captcha ate my picture

>>117475999
Maybe my butt hurts.

>>117476017
From my dick?

>>117475927
Left If I want a cock shoved up into my Underage Loli Vagina.

>>117476021
N-no.

>>117475982
>>117476016
What are you a sissy boy?

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Me on the left

>>117476035
I want to make your boybutt hurt from all the pounding.

I need some good tag over here.

>>117476060
But it's dirty there.

>>117476077
Nothing a cum enema wont clean.

>>117476041
Yes, please, don't judge me.

Sissies exist to suck dick.

>>117475927
>Thighhighs being covered by a longer skirt

The best

>>117475927
I usually sit like the girl on the right.

>>117475927

I sit indian style. You couldn't believe to imagine the looks I get, so I learned long ago to imitate normal people when needed.

Like girl on the right but hands resting on my crotch.

I sit on top of one leg, that leg being in a kind of triangle position.

>>117475982
>>117476016
this, crossing legs master race

>>117475927
Why is the girl on the left wearing 2 different type of socks?

>>117476603
Why aren't you?

>>117475927
What is the source on this? reverse image search sends me to nothing but chinese scans of the manga.

>>117476603
its a prosthetic limb

I always instinctively sit upright with my ankles crossed. Then I realize how girly it looks and quickly change to some exaggeratedly manly pose. Life is hard.

>>117476663
That's really cute anon.

>>117475927
I cross my legs, but with one leg resting on the other thigh.

>>117476663
that's girly? I do that all the time... shit

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>>117476629
I found the source with the picture by not being retarded. I'm willing to help you, anon.

>>117476751
nigga dat chinese or some shit

I sit with my legs crossed like a man.

>>117476768
Copy-paste google it to get katakana of the jap title, you moron. And fix your capitals.

>>117476751
i already searched that, just shows me more chink shit.

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I sit like this

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i sit like this all day

>>117476826
If you can't tell Chinese and Japanese apart, you won't get the source. Too bad.

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agura master race

>>117476826
>>117476768
wow

How do you sit on a cute boy's lap?

>>117476947
with pants down

>>117476967
L-lewd

>>117476857
the fuck mate? you trying to get pins and needles.
i sit like that but with the left leg on top.

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Master race.

>>117476728

I didn't think there was anything unnatural about it, but then I started paying attention to other guys I know, who all sit like slobs, legs wide apart, leaning back in the chair, and all the examples I found of my style were girls, so...Now I use Gilgamesh as my sitting role model so nobody starts to get any ideas.

>>117476999
Not really. I don't rest the full weight of my leg on it

>>117477008
My grandad always sat like that.

>>117477157
That's really gay.You want a dick or something, fagboy?

>>117475927
I always sit with one leg up, heel on chair. And I am a girl.

>>117477310
I can smell your dirty vagina from here

>>117477008
>i dont own chairs

>>117477310
A girl with a penis?

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>>117477217
I-It's not like I want you to penetrate me with your dick or something, i-idiot.

>>117477310
>btw i'm a grill
Stop
>>117477327
>>>/b/
Undergarbage please leave.

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>>117477424
I want to jackhammer your boypussy.

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>>117475927
Nope I usually sit hunched over with my forearms on my knees and staring forward like I am trying to take a shit with morning wood. It looks painful but it is not that bad, it just becomes a problem because of how hostile it makes me look.

>>117477346
This on chair.

>>117477450
please take your lewd to ghost

>>117477707
There's nothing lewd in that, anon.

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I sit like this.

>>117477836
You sit like a gay

>>117477836
how? it hurts my knee ligaments to sit like this

>>117477836
Something about this sitting position is too open and exposed to attack. Why anyone would sit like that is beyond me.

>>117476663
I cross my legs like a girl and don't give a shit.

>>117477874
It's comfortable as fuck, and I only sit like that at home when on a mat.

>>117477836
It hurts my knees when I sit like that.

>>117477936
You seem to live a dangerous life anon.

>>117477907
Be less of a fatty in your next life, lardass

>>117477936
not really, you are distributing most of your body weight in your arms, so you can get up quite fast by just shifting all to your arms so your legs can lift the lower half of your body

>>117478021
Being a yakuza is a hard life anon-san.

>>117478055
I weight 60kg!

>>117478087
I could lift you with my dick.

>>117478087
Little girls shouldn't weigh above 45 kg!

You want to be the little girl don't you?

>>117478087
Thanks mr skeltal

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>>117477936
This. The only position you should ever be resting in is this, it gives you the ability to quickly get into attack mode to defend yourself as necessary.

>>117478087
>mfw 53 kg
>mfw I want to lose at least 5 kg more

>>117478111
if I drop below 55 I start to get into Auschwitz mode
>>117478125
Im 5'4 so no skeletal

>>117478156
Are you a cute boy?

>>117478064
It still does not seem like the most safe though she has a rough estimate of about 4 second delay to get to her feet and react, more then enough time to grab her from behind. With what you said about weight distribution on her hands and arms thats an exploit that can be used against her, push from the back dependent on her inherent strength will temporarily immobilize her.
>>117478021
Not as dangerous as it could be.