>No Saber thread
I didn't like the way the day started. Worst girls were plastered all over the front page. Time for a change.
Drown in your shit-taste and die
Would you lick your King's feet ?
Of course. I would kiss, lick ,suck, rub, and worship her soft beautiful soles.
SABER AND RIN ARE BOTH FUCKING SLUTS
Daily reminder that Saber is a dry character, not too interesting unless you're really into her. Her romance didn't feel right, was fellated by every character ever as the best everything, design is whored out by the creators as the best, has the super special ultra last phantasm that is better than all other phantasms other than the one older than the Earth.
She's super special on levels that approach Arcuied, but without the interesting personality to go along with it. Instead of being interesting she just has "She's tragic and sympathetic" angle she's trying to go for, despite how she would go to super heaven if she just chose literally anything aside from selling her soul here. 95% chances of infinite happiness in Avalon.
Also, she sucks dick.
Daily reminder that Sir Gawain is the best Saber. Unlike the other Sabers, Sir Gawain is completely relevant in every series. It's much easier to like him because he had a lot of development. This is even pointed out in Fate/Extra CCC. In the end, he was the perfect knight and appeals to fine, cultured gentlemen looking for the strongest Saber. He beats everyone and everything else for their predicaments, as seen when he confronted the Whore of Babylon and promptly responds that a shitty ruler like her should go die in a fire.
Also, he's a handsome and suave gentleman
A watery tart threw a sword at me.
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Why is UBW Shirou best Shirou?
He even has the best taste
Cause he finishes with the best ends.
Either you go to London with qtπ tsundere or have orgy sex in Fuyuki with Rin and Seibah.
I want to watch her eat.
>That fucking doujin.
God damn Rin and her antics amirite?
Mindfuck: Osaka and Saber have the same Seiyuu.
I want to kiss those lips
Cause he's smarter when it comes to recognizing important details (earlier than later), along with being able to make good arguments/excuses against others (see Shirou convincing Saber why it's a good idea to have Lancer come along).
So is it explained
either in HF or anywhere else.how EMIYA turns ganguro with white hair?
Is it just the side effect of long-term projection?
>You will never have Seibah and her many iterations as headmates.
I guess I'm going to Balamb sooner than expected.
You making a Saber sized cake or something?
Over charging his circuits.
It's just the titles. it's easy to tell which is which. http://bato.to/search?name_cond=c&name=illya
Emiya doesn't show up till the latest release chapters because he was held hostage. A lot actually but it won't take long to catch up. Goes double if you skip fan service
I want to stroke that bun and pat her head.
Why are girls with hairbuns so damn cute.
>Dat open neck ready to be kissed and bitten.
Don't say such things, my heart won't be able to take it.
>Not slowly unwrapping her bun after a long day of training.
>Not brushing her hair and massaging her neck and shoulders while she leans against your rock hard chest while in the bath.
>Not slowly getting more intimate after you finish your massage. Making her more sensitive after every touch.
>Not looking into Seibah's eyes, seeing the want and need slowly cloud her emerald orbs.
>Not proceeding to lovingly fuck the shit out of Seibah on the cool tile flooring. Shaking the entire house with your thrusts.
Do you even love your waifu?
>Do you even love your waifu?
More than you know.
>Found mai waifu 7 years ago.
>Pine for her, participate in threads talking about her. But her game isn't released yet, so I can only speculate what she's actually like.
>Game is released in 2012. Download that shit and plow through her route
>Never save any fanart of her.
>Around the same time get my first qtπ gf.
>two of the greatest years of my life.
>Forget all about mai waifu and the experience I had with her.
>5 months ago.
>Gf breaks up with me shortly after spending xmas together at FUCKING
DISNEYLANDand also having our second anniversary.
>NEET life, drop out of school. Become a social pariah.
>1 month ago, see a thread on /v/ talking about the VN.
>Sudden rush of memories and nostalgia.
>Instantly reinstall and play through her route again. Proceed to cry.
>Develop unhealthy obsession, peruse for any content containing her such as fanfiction and art.
Is it bad that I forgot her anon?
Is it bad that I don't want to forget her ever again?
I'm sorry anon.
I thought she was the one ;_;.
I was planning on marrying that bitch after I got out of the Navy.
But she got bored of me I guess. Or thought I did too badly my first year at college away to warrant staying with me. All she told me was she
fell out of love with me.