Pick your poison /a/.
Spats
All day every day
>>116873510
cycletits
>>116873510
Fuck Suzuha, Marryand impregnateKurisu, Kill Tutturu
>>116873510
Left. Hard, deep and rough. Every day.
Watching this show is poison enough.
>>116873510
Suzuha a trillion times over
Although Kurisu might have a nicer voice in the bed
>>116873510
Anything but Steins;Gate
Let's do this in a more orderly fashion: http://strawpoll.me/2985725
tu turu
>>116873807
Who the fuck voted for Moeka?
>>116873895
>Not knowing who best girl is
M-Moeka is just m-misunderstood.
>>116873951
I've never been so attracted to something 2D
Who cares about the Steins;Gate girls?
>>116875071
Nanami's handis the best girl.
>>116875197
Please go Kira.
Part time warrior, because i have a thing for fighting women.
>>116875269
Why do you like to fight women?
>>116875238
大丈夫です
>>116875429
Is it time to fuck Nanami already?
Fuck and marry Suzuha, kill the others.
>>116875718
You probably mean rape and kill and time leap back, right?
>>116876292
don't say that about my waifu
>>116876333
It wasn't me. it was Okabe. Sadly I don't have the VN screenshot.
>>116873510
I pick tuturu, I want to know what sex is like with an autist
>>116876599
You can just fuck me anon-kun.
>all these plebs
>>116876933
do you have any idea how gay it is to fuck a trap in the ass?
Suzuha everytime
>>116876969
is this really /a/?
what the fuck happened
>>116873807
>Murderer and trap have more votes than the autist
>>116877156
People that need a good dicking.
Cyanide
Mayuri when you need a hug
Kurisu when you need someone to talk to
Suzuha when you want a girl to dominate you, smack you around, ride you cowgirl style as she twists your nipples and calls you a limped dick faggot
>>116873510
Assistant.
>>116877315
Suzuha wouldn't do that.
I'll take 'all three' for a hundred Alex. And where the fuck is Faris?
But if you force me to pick, I would be forced to take Suzuha. She pushes pretty much all of my buttons and is still rough enough around the edges to not seem like a bland beta-male's-fantasy girl. Plus it would mean having middle age Daru as a father-in-law, which would be pretty ballin all on its own.
>>116877453
hey man it's my fantasy
>>116877456
>Watch anime with your father-in-law and hack worldwide organizations for shits and giggles
That would be great.
Which is the least shit way to watch Steins;Gate - the simplistic WhyNot fansubs or the meme-filled official subtitles from the bluray?
>>116877870
WhyNot of course. But really, I recommend reading the VN first.
ROOTEDY TOOT!
>>116877920
I have read the VN and I've watched a few episodes of each. The WhyNot subs bother me because they seem slightly mistranslated, plus they didn't translate "Juicy Chicken Number 1" which made me sad.
>>116873807
>http://strawpoll.me/2985725
Why Mr. Braun's daugter not included? shes the best girl
>>116873510
Kurisu. She's my waifu of 2 years after all.
>>116878478
>no tits
>brownish hair
No waifu material at all.
>>116878503
>no tits
>brownish hair
>not waifu material
>>116878478
good taste
>>116878503
>that outfit
>that hair
>not waifu material
and its brownish/red, looks more red than brown to me
>>116878503
I would have to disagree.
>>116873510
middle because I have a thing for ladies with black hair and pretty eyes
>>116879041
do you also have a thing for retards?
>>116879126
>Mayuri
>retarded
Did Steiner drop Pandora or something? Last chapter was released almost a year ago.
>>116879126
she didn't seem like a retard
THE ONE WITH THE DICK
>>116873510
>time travelling dickshit with daddy issues
>literally autistic
>accomplished scientist who is actually the closest to a normal person in the entire show
I think we know who everyone should choose.
>>116880060
>suggesting that Suzuha has daddy issues when Kurisu exists
top lel m8
>>116876969
Depends on what timeline you're talking about anon. If you watched the show, you'd know that character's gender changes.
Plus, having sex with a trap=/=being gay
>>116880118
>"lol, lemme just side track my mission to save the world by visiting my dad for kicks!"
Vs.
>"Damn, my dad hates me for being successful."
Christina is far more logical.
>>116873510
All of them.
>>116880230
so logiical
>>116873510
Marry Suzuka
Fuck Kurisu
Befriend Mayuri
>>116880230
>Damn, my dad hates me for being successful, so I'll suck his dick and make a time machine theory just for him
Now that's what daddy issues are. Suzuha was just irresponsible.
And Mayuri is actually pretty normal save for her mannerisms. Well, and she knows jack shit about science, too, but that's normal for high schoolers.